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Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Teenr0cker » Sat May 10, 2008 2:27 am

Hey guys, I totally got my dad's credit card. Lets blow 30,000 US dollars (15 euros)!

13 Year old kid convicted of fraud for requesting a 2nd card from his dad's credit card company and blew 30 grand on hookers and halo, I shit you not.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390- ... ookers.htm
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Sling » Sat May 10, 2008 4:32 am

The hookers who were released without charge told officers they thought something was up when the boys said they were more interested in playing Xbox than getting any 'action'.


Best quote ever.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Greatchickenman » Sat May 10, 2008 7:10 am

I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Wellsy » Sat May 10, 2008 6:20 pm

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This has to be the best cover story of all time.

The hookers who were released without charge told officers they thought something was up when the boys said they were more interested in playing Xbox than getting any 'action'.

See, they could have gotten off scot-free if ONLY they had went for a few rounds with the whores!

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Well, with that in mind, this could really help his chances.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat May 10, 2008 6:50 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...


He had cash on him too, probably took a cash advance on the credit card.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Wellsy » Mon May 12, 2008 4:44 am

Greatchickenman wrote:I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...
I think Eliot Spitzer might be able to tell you.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Forerunner » Mon May 12, 2008 8:11 am

People of restricted mental growth maybe; I know with $30000 I wouldn't end the night playing Halo.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Sling » Mon May 12, 2008 10:35 am

I think with $30,000 I would get a custom guitar made for me and then buy a 100W Marshall stack.
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Re: Hookers, Halo, Carnies, and WoW

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon May 12, 2008 1:02 pm

This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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