They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
This has to be the best cover story of all time.
The hookers who were released without charge told officers they thought something was up when the boys said they were more interested in playing Xbox than getting any 'action'.
See, they could have gotten off scot-free if ONLY they had went for a few rounds with the whores!
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Well, with that in mind, this could really help his chances.