It's better than nothing.

[Teenr0cker]

Given the activity here, and my intentions, I feel justified making this thread.

I am writing this today to inform you of some little bits of trivia.

Holstein didn't glorify himself yesterday, but I'm not surprised because he's here less than me, but yesterday was his birthday.

More importantly, it was mine as well. Here's where I make melodramatic demands for gifts from you all, so I'll skip that bit. What I find interesting is I'm 20 as of yesterday. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Am I just "r0cker"? Fuck, does that mean I'm a fucking chair or what? This is some goddamned troubling information. This would have occurred to me yesterday, but I was busy being high or somewhere between buzzed and drunk all day(I don't cross-fade so I switched after I cleared up a bit), but now that it's passed, serious business time is now! It's also post 3000, but that was just a nice bonus...

Anyway, do I retire from posting here? Do I say "Last post ever" then return to talk about my upcoming game? Or do I boldly proclaim I am here to stay for good, like a silly rash? I can tell you that I'm not going to waste my life idle in the IRC channel, so relax Strayed. Thing is I'm just too damn busy with school and gaming and drugs and friends to obsess over tiny near-dead boards. None of you really need to know this, I could just as easily fade away like other members. I'll check in to see what Lun's done and then log in to comfort War and tell him that 4th Grade's not for everyone every once in a while. None of this is really necessary information, but it felt better than not saying anything to a board I've been fond of for 4 years or so. I think me writing such ridiculous bullshit just for leaving kinda shows my attachment, if you can't tell...It's pretty much a "Thanks and seeya around maybe" rather than a "OMG FUCK THIS SHIT".

Good times... Wheres waldo IRC style, teaching War a valuable lesson in password security through IRC kick commands (and watching him get de-opped was funny too), calling Porter when he was drunk in IRC (best fucking advice ever), asking Jera for Tales of Phantasia Doujinshi not knowing what the fuck 'Doujinshi' was, The Way Release party, spawning a gaming board via one of my digressions, The Cool People Club, trying those Saffron Buns Tele recommended, and learning that every lengthy post I make is a pain in the ass to Strayed and GCM.

So yeah, you all rock in your own ways, some more than others, you know who you are. Thanks for listening and playing along. I enjoyed passing the time with you all.

Cheers.

PS:Reply at your leisure or not, but I won't read it in all likelihood. Bets on when I return will be taken by Fitz in IRC and begin now.

[EmperorJeramyu]

calling Porter when he was drunk in IRC (best fucking advice ever)

Hey I remember that. It inspired me to do the same thing, and I received valuable advice as well.

asking Jera for Tales of Phantasia Doujinshi not knowing what the fuck 'Doujinshi' was

I remember that too! Didn't I also send you Tokimeki Check-In! as well? At least I think so... I know I sent to three people.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I only have one thing I can say...

TAKE SLING WITH YOU!

[Sling]

I'll be 20, but not for about 4 months and 4 days. Apart from that I can't see anything that links me to Teen in a way that will enable him to "take me with him". Too bad. I'll just be here to slowly rub salt into your many wounds. I wold try to tempt Teen to stay but now I can't be bothered. So you'll just have to settle for some half-arsed reply. Half-arsed becuase I woke up, like 5 minutes ago.

For the record I'm not going to leave until Lun dies.

And now for more important matters. I'm off to replay StarCraft as well as the Final Fantasy and Command&Conquer series'.

[Occurrence of Something]

k bye

[Fitz Tayo]

Everybody who was mentioned in that post > Everybody that wasn't mentioned

[Wellsy]

Well, then, I suppose that makes me < you. Teen, you're Teen, I don't care what your age is. Leaving some sort of what you deem to be an epic farewell post seems fitting giving your legendary verbosity. But I exhort you to just stick around and lurk. Don't be like Brett Favre and retire just to unretire a couple months later. This is ageless wisdom I'm imparting here, so I hope you appreciate it.

[Sage Of The Wise]

Everybody who was mentioned in that post > Everybody that wasn't mentioned

Does the sig count?
<_<

[Greatchickenman]

Please remain immature enough to stoop to my level

pretty please?

[Fitz Tayo]

Everybody who was mentioned in that post > Everybody that wasn't mentioned

Does the sig count?
<_<

Yeah, you're awesome enough to fit in our higher order of being.

[Porter]

Like Brett Favre, he will be back.

[Wellsy]

And like Brett Favre, he'll piss everyone off by not staying retired.

[Aegis]

And like Brett Favre, he'll piss everyone off by not staying retired.

Oh hello.

[Glenn47]

I remember that too! Didn't I also send you Tokimeki Check-In! as well? At least I think so... I know I sent to three people.

Good game... Thanks again for that.

Teen, I thought about this back in the day, when IRC was my second-biggest hobby, right in front of Maple Story and right behind masturbation. Actually I'm pretty sure it was on my mind when you first joined. "Why is he TEENr0cker? Why not just r0cker? We don't have any other r0ckers here anyway."

Then I stopped myself because I was getting hypocritical. Glenn...47? The first 46 are WHERE now?
Regardless, I knew the day would come where your Teen would wear off.


You were my favorite. Fer sher-zies. Message us/me every once in a while and let me know what's up in your life!

[Impossible]

I'm insulted that I didn't receive a single mention. Insulted! There wouldn't even have been a Teenr0cker without me! I MADE you!

...I'm so sorry, guys. If he leaves, are we even now?