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Turkey Day... again

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:06 pm

Yeah. I guess it came down to me this year. Someone has to make the obligatory Thanksgiving thread, even if no one will respond... I ate two kinds of cheesecake, a carrot/cheese cake, gingerbread cookies, some turkey-cupcake thing, tiny pecan pies, and a weird fruit roll-up/rice krispie mock-sushi thing. To top off the screaming sugar headache, I think a piece of one of my teeth broke off on the way home.

And as all Thanksgivings go for me, I came home with a bunch of bruises.

Fuck poultry, fuck it all.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Wellsy » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:25 am

I can't allow you to be the only one to bear this burden, Strayed, so allow me to respond to your Thanksgiving thread. I had to work but after I got off I ate a shitload and felt sick. No bruises, though.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:21 pm

Wellsy, you better get your ass into mIRC sometime. I believe I haven't seen you in there since early summer.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:24 pm

I hate thanksgiving, too much family at one time. At least at xmas i get presents for putting up with them.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Sling » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:21 pm

I ate a whole packet of cream crackers. I was dehydrated as fuck.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Aegis » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:08 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Wellsy, you better get your ass into mIRC sometime. I believe I haven't seen you in there since early summer.

Wait wait.

The IRC is still alive? Really?
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:29 pm

Well the chatroom is entirely me, Strayed, and verb, War, and inari-chan/komies, but at least 1-3 of us are always in there.

...Isn't #digitalaeon on espernet too? I swear I've told you at least 3 times if you're going to idle in your chat room, you could at least idle in ours too.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby War » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:38 am

I'm always on IRC idling in four different severs. Its not hard.
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<Strayed> hookers?
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:11 pm

And lemme guess, everyone hates you in all of them?
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby War » Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:29 pm

No, the masses love me and my cheery out look on human life.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:40 am

All I heard was "they treat me like a retarded puppy".
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby CJ » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:45 am

who exactly do you give thanks to on thanksgiving? :?
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:47 am

It would be your parents for not procreating... but you know, they fucked it up.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby War » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:34 am

Give thanks to all the animals and plants, maybe some fungus as well, that died to make your meal.
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Re: Turkey Day... again

Postby Sling » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:49 pm

I would give thanks that I'm not you.
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