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Re: The Best of Spambots

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Re: The Best of Spambots

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:48 am

I like how it apologizes for posting in the first place.
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Re: The Best of Spambots

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:49 am

Sage Of The Wise wrote:I like how it apologizes for posting in the first place.

Like 98% of them do that these days. It's kind of fun to watch them evolve. Sadly they've been getting less and less funny lately, but there's always a few gems.
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Re: The Best of Spambots

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Re: The Best of Spambots

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:18 am

I'm fresh delivered toddler

I lol'd

Also this ones interests are embroidery. I'm noticing a strange pattern in the interests of spam bots...
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Re: The Best of Spambots

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Re: The Best of Spambots

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:50 am

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Re: The Best of Spambots

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Re: The Best of Spambots

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Damn there is a whole page of spam from one bot.

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