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Postby Guest » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:57 pm

Because they're appropriate...

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:19 am Post subject: Dead baby jokes

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I present to you dead baby jokes, because you know you love em.






Q.What's red and silver and runs into walls?


A. A baby with forks in it's eyes



Q. What's worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel


A. 1. A live baby at the bottom eating it's way out

2. 1 dead baby in 10 barrels


Q. How do you make a dead baby float?


A. 2 scoops of ice cream, a dead baby, cover in caramel


Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?


A. To get away from the dead baby


Q.Why did the dead baby cross the road?


A. It was stapled to the chicken.


Q)What's worse than a dead baby?

A)Wiping its blood off your clown suit.


Q) What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

A) The five-year-old tied up in my trunk.


Q) How many children does it take to put in new carpet?

A) Four, if you slice them real thin.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:02 am

Those were the funniest evil malicious jokes i've ever heard :D
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Postby Excell » Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:59 am

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Throw a javelin through its head.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floors?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
Tortilla Chips.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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Postby Sinova » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:47 pm

Good stuff! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Porter » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:40 pm

Thats fuckin digusting :?

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Postby Pidgeon » Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:49 am

Your worse than the Pidgeon. But at least your funny :P
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Postby Pidgeon » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:26 am

Look what I found on the PS2 forum Sinova
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.htm
They’re all talking about banning me after I posted those pics, except for the mods which is hilarious
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Postby Sinova » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:21 pm

Why did you revive this? :x
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Postby Iteroth » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:09 pm

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

...Can't fuck a rock!


What has 3 arms and 5 legs?

...A doberman in a playpen!


What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?

...Ripping them off again!


This is the dumbest topic ever.
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Re: Eating Babies

Postby Otaku No Anime » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:25 pm

Sinova wrote:If those pictures are authentic then these people need to be shot. This is the most disturbing stuff I've ever seen.

WARNING: Grossness galore.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_eating_babies1.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_eating_babies2.htm


Those are some disgusting pictures, Sinova. :lol:
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