Because they're appropriate...
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:19 am Post subject: Dead baby jokes
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I present to you dead baby jokes, because you know you love em.
Q.What's red and silver and runs into walls?
A. A baby with forks in it's eyes
Q. What's worse than 10 dead babies in a barrel
A. 1. A live baby at the bottom eating it's way out
2. 1 dead baby in 10 barrels
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. 2 scoops of ice cream, a dead baby, cover in caramel
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the dead baby
Q.Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A. It was stapled to the chicken.
Q)What's worse than a dead baby?
A)Wiping its blood off your clown suit.
Q) What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A) The five-year-old tied up in my trunk.
Q) How many children does it take to put in new carpet?
A) Four, if you slice them real thin.