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I wish Lu Bu was still here so he can see this:

Postby Excell » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:46 pm

Alleged necrophiliac faces different charges.

In a bizarre twist to a disturbing case, a man who allegedly had sex with the corpse of an elderly woman cannot be charged for that incident act.

Mahdi Allah, 48, was arraigned in court Wednesday morning and pleaded not guilty to one felony count of possession of stolen property and two misdemeanor counts of trespassing.

Allah was allegedly discovered by an employee Saturday morning in the basement of the Hogan, Sullivan and Bianco funeral home on Ninth Avenue, passed out drunk, with his pants down, on top of the cadaver.

But that apparently is not a crime in California. According to Assistant District Attorney Adrian Ivancevich, who is prosecuting the case, there are no laws in California that specifically address necrophilia.

"Trust me, we looked all over the penal codes. We looked everywhere. There is no charge for having sex with a corpse," Ivancevich said. "This is just one of those gaps that the legislature has not dealt with."

Ivancevich said there were laws against mutilating corpses and disinterment -- digging a body out of a grave -- but not against "having simple sex."

The upshot is that Allah, who did not speak during the arraignment, has been charged with the felony stolen property count -- the stolen key with which he allegedly let himself into the funeral home -- and the two misdemeanor trespassing charges. But the prosecutor will not even be able to touch upon necrophilia except in relation to one of the trespassing counts.

Ivancevich said that the maximum sentence for possession of stolen property is three years but that it was unlikely Allah would get the full sentence since the stolen property was only a key. There is even the slight possibility that Allah could get off with probation and time served if he is convicted of the current charges.

In light of the "unique circumstances," Ivancevich asked the judge to set bail at $100,000 and issue Allah a stay-away order from the Inner Sunset funeral home. The bail hearing will be held Friday


This article also shows just how fucked up California is. 8)

And yes, it really did happen.
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Postby Chip » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:33 pm

I don't remember hearing anything about that in the news, but it's sickening to think that that would ever actually happen.

LuBu would have go a kick out of that.
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Re: I wish Lu Bu was still here so he can see this:

Postby Otaku No Anime » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:19 pm

Excell wrote:This article also shows just how fucked up California is. 8)


Heh. I live in a fucked up state.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:03 am

Yeah, well listen to the crazy stuff that happens in Minnesota... some would shutter at the tales... Maybe in a few days i'll have another crazy news story to tell you guys!
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Postby Porter » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:56 pm

ugh, that's sick :shock:
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Postby Ardus » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:03 pm

I would be so ****ing mad if that were my Grandma, I would drive to California and rape that guy.




Ok, maybe I wouldn't rape him, but I would beat the hell out of him. How the hell can he even do that without throwing up? Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Postby Berserker » Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:19 am

I don't know if is more sick the guy or the laws...
Why is the word "allah" in bold?
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Postby Excell » Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:49 am

Lu Bu is Muslim....and hardcore Muslim.....he hated jews and kinda disliked Christians a little. Allah is the name for God in Islam. 8)
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Postby Iteroth » Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:27 am

http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html

If anyone is inspired by the topic... :D
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Postby Porter » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:33 pm

Iteroth wrote:http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html

If anyone is inspired by the topic... :D


:lol: where'd you find that?
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Postby Excell » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:38 pm

That is so damn nasty.......it's a site worthy of Californians. :lol:
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Postby Exiled » Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:53 am

Was the guy muslim?
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Postby Excell » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:20 pm

Exiled wrote:Was the guy muslim?


That's a joke right?
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Postby Otaku No Anime » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:24 pm

That site was funny...I wonder if anyone I know does that...
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun May 02, 2004 4:17 pm

That's it. I'm definately getting cryogenic insurance.
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