by RentACop » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:35 pm
Are you talking the original big x-box controller, the smaller "S" one, or just in general? Because unless you guys have tiny little midget hands crippled with arthritis I can't see how anyone would have trouble. But then, I can't see a lot of things.
Anyway, just assembling my controllers and looking for faults:
X-box S:
1. Black and White buttons are a bit of a pain.
2. Despite being less than a centimeter away, the Back button is somehow much harder to hit than the Start button.
Gamecube:
1. Control Pad is dwarfed by my massive thumb.
2. Button placement odd, but easy to adapt too.
PS2:
1. Sticks are VERY squirrely compared to the other two.
2. Double shoulder buttons slightly counterintuitive, but also easy to adapt to.
* Since I went Nes-Snes-N64-GCube-Xbox-PS2, the Ps2's circle-square-triangle-x configuration used to confuse me, and lead to an endless string of PaRaapa the Rapper failures.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.