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JAAAAAAAACK THOMPSON!!!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:19 pm
by HolsteinCow

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:36 pm
by CJ
Who the fuck is Jack Thompson?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:12 am
by Teenr0cker
My sources tell me he is the Biggest Douche in the Universe...and the Channel Nine ...anchorman/ business advisor dude....and he's seriously a huge duche... http://conwebwatch.tripod.com/outthere/otthompson2.html

That too....

And why's this in....Oh, yeah, its in Gaming, because he's such a fucking duche about video games....Fucking Duche

And the songs...from the south park episode between Stan and some fucking "I hear your dead family members" psychic duche.....meh...Duche

And this is just fucking rich... http://conwebwatch.tripod.com/outthere/otthompson.html

edit: good god I keep finding more ridiculous shit on this duche! Cow, I know I've made a joke or two about how random you are...but fuck, do I regret them now... Thank you cow...Thank you..http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/14/news_6129164.html

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:39 am
by Telephalsion
I listened to an 87 minute interview with the guy... pissed me off and made me realize he's a douche and an idiot. He said you shouldn't make racial sterotypes and he then made a racial stereotype of scotts drinking malt whiskey in kilts...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:09 am
by Springfield
what the hell

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:39 am
by Fitz Tayo
Yeah, all the Scotts I know drink gin in their kilts, not malt whistkey!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:57 am
by Flibbo
Jack "douchebag" Thompson is a perfect example of this retarded idea that games cause bad behaviour in real life. "I play violent and suggestive videogames, therefore personal responsibility doesn't affect me and any flaws in how i was brought up by my gangbanging father and drug addicted mum's are null and void."

"much to the delight, one can be sure, of pedophiles around the globe who can rehearse, in virtual reality, for their abuse."

What....The.....Fuck?
I've played sims 2, does anyone remember a command saying "seduce with candy, rape, kill and then dump the body"?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:26 am
by Fitz Tayo
Flibbo wrote:I've played sims 2, does anyone remember a command saying "seduce with candy, rape, kill and then dump the body"?

You got the Dirty Old Man add-on too?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:36 pm
by Flibbo
Isn't it just awesome?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:10 pm
by Springfield
your all drunk

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:40 pm
by Fitz Tayo
No we're not. Although most of us drink on a regular basis.

In fact now that I think about it, half of us ARE drunk or on one thing or another.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:39 pm
by Sage Of The Wise
Springfield wrote:your all drunk


your not?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:53 pm
by Impossible
http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

Yes, Jack Thompson is a total fuckass.

If I killed someone and I used a Kleenex tissue earlier that day, can we blame the company and sue them for millions of dollars? Ooh, what if I listened to Rock 'n Roll as well! And *gasp* PLAYED A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, YOU DOUCHE!

Seriously, what kind of professional dipshit makes comments like this?

Jack \"Fuckass\" Thompson wrote:dear idiot: you initially contacted me. stop, or else. got it?


And listening to that really long interview... He says that there's a CONSPIRACY between EA and the porn industry. Fan-fucking-tastic. I don't like The Sims or GTA, but I know a retard when I see one.

Apparently San Andreas got banned here, although giving it an AO rating over there is apparently no better. He criticises the ESRB for not finding, as HE calls it, the "Hot Coffee mod". WHOA, THE ESRB DIDN'T FIND CONTENT THAT IS ONLY ACCESSIBLE WITH A MOD BEFORE THEY FUCKING RATED A GAME.

Although I didn't know there are no laws over there (except in, like, one state) regarding the sale of restricted/M games to minors... That is kind of dumb.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:00 pm
by Sage Of The Wise
This hiatus between the “M” (age 17) rating and the statutory criminal standard (age 18) has always posed significant peril to the industry through games that contain sexual material, and it appears that those pigeons may come home to roost in Killer 7.


Wait, pigeons? What the hell do pigeons have anything to do with anything?

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:38 pm
by Impossible
Oh, and Jack Thompson is also a fuckwit, shitbrick, dickface, ass-clown, and that other insult I like but have forgotten. Well, I've never really used dickface before, because I just made that up now. But I KNOW there was another one. I just like fuckass because Donnie Darko is awesome.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to extend the following message to him:

PENIS PENIS!! BIG BLACK PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU LIKE PENIS. YOU LIKE TO SUCK ON TRANNY BALLS AND THEN DRINK THEIR ANAL LEAKAGE
AND YOULIKE TO SAVE FAT LADY VAGINA FLUIDS IN REFRIGERATOR