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Postby War » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:54 am

Mortal Kombat was pretty much the best video game movie. It is sad, but true.

Mario movie.......... I don't have to say a word.
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:29 am

There was a Mario movie... it was weird. :?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:50 am

The Mario Bros. Movie owned ass!

I always recall how the bomb-omb wore Rebok.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:47 pm

The Mario movie was very... interesting.
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Postby RentACop » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:13 pm

Trust the fungus.
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Postby Pyrogoeth » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:06 pm

The mario movie was.. Bizzare. On another note, the MK movie was okay, but FF7: AC beats them all.
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Postby Aegis » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:33 pm

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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:52 pm

Does that count as proof that Impossible is actually Bowser?
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Postby notsoinsaneguy » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:30 pm

Yea supposedly there's gonna be a halo movie which would act as the "sequel" to halo 1 and 2, which is weird cuz it like...transverses over mediums. Then AFTER they make the movie they're gonna make the game obviously so like...it'd be the game based on the movie based on the game based on the book, because after all, halo was originally a book. I personally hate halo. Halflife 2 is the way to go as far as fps is concerned IMO.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:32 pm

Wait wait wait....what the fuck are you smoking? There are three books with Halo involved: The prelude and sequel after the first halo game, and then some different guy wrote out, in essence, a walkthrough of how the MC went through Halo, with a few small short side stories on the margin... I'm sure that in this product description, they'd say "OMFG! THIS IS THE BOOK THAT INSPIRED THE GAME!!!" in big red letters.


http://www.bungiestore.com/productcart/ ... product=85

But no, you're just making the assumption that such a shitty piece of literature could possibly have sparked the game series...No. It just doesn't work both ways. You need to play the game to comprehend the book, and the books a waste of monies better spent on candies. Mmmm. Well that's it for me...do research next time pal.

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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:46 pm

Grand Theft Auto movies have gotta show up some time... I'm sure they see the profits they could make off of sex, cars, and violence.
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Postby Forerunner » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:10 pm

Yeah, the books came after the games.

I didn't even know there were halo books until last week and I'm as hardcore a halo fan as you get.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:37 am

That's not sompthing to be proud of.

Halo sucks, to me atleast.
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Postby RentACop » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:38 am

Nah, Halo's awesome, it's <insert game Burning_Flame likes> that sucks.

But seriously, those books suck. Especially the first one. I mean, okay, as far as game-related literature goes they're near the top, but that's not saying much.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:45 pm

RentACop wrote:Nah, Halo's awesome, it's Medal of Honor that sucks.

But seriously, those books suck. Especially the first one. I mean, okay, as far as game-related literature goes they're near the top, but that's not saying much.
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