Crestfallen Studios

So yeah.........




It's really fuckin hard being a ninja wizard that controlls the flow of time in Prince of Persia: Warrior within.....I have just learned this the hard way. I'm pleasantly suprised with how quickly they start bringing in the time skills this game around (game instead of time to avoid a petty pun).


I can't compare any controll differences because quite honestly I played POP:SOT for the xbox...

in other news, I was scratching my head while my dog was scratching it's own head....we saw this together as our eyes met and we both sort of laughed.

Teenr0cker wrote:in other news, I was scratching my head while my dog was scratching it's own head....we saw this together as our eyes met and we both sort of laughed.

You and/or your dog... probably the dog... is my new messiah.

Even the first boss is capable of pwnage.

Haven't played it. In fact, I wouldn't even be posting here if not to point out...

Teen made a topic short enough to read in under two hours?!

That's right. I can make fast topics...topics almost as fast as your mother was last night!



oooooh!!!

lol. I rented it out from the store. In the end I didn't finish it.
The first boss did shit all over me the first and second time I fought her, and don't even get me started on that stupid raven guy. He didn't hurt me much but the bastard just wouldn't die.

I do believe I feel your anger, but I learned that they have a combo list for a reason. The combos are incredibly powerful and truly amazing, especially when you see the camera slow down for the final blow on some uber-cool kill.

But I obtained a list to prove how ...well, they certainly aren't frightening, names...


Double Weapon Techniques
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B+Y – Orontes’ Grudge (one of my most used combos)
B+Y+Y – Zaroaster’s Ire
B+B+Y – Ptolemaio’s Anger (very angry set of moves, eh?)
B+B+Y+Y – Wrath of Cyrus
B+B+Y+Y+Y – Rage of Darius
B+B+Y+Y+B – Azad’s Retaliation
B+B+Y+Y+B+B – Azad’s Furious Retaliation
B+B+B+Y – Ahriman’s Revenge
B+B+B+Y+Y – Mithra’s Vengeance

Y – Breeze of Anguish
Y+Y – Blast of Sorrow (there are very SAD moves, eh?)
Y+Y+Y – Misery Gale (Explosive Bean Burrito required)
Y+B – Whirlwind of Pain (bring on the PAIN!!!*twirl*)
Y+B+B – Oblivion Twister (like dolphin blaster, only...not)
Y+B+B+B – Furious Oblivion Twister
Y+B+B+Y – Plague Tornado
Y+B+B+Y+Y – Harassing Cyclone (sexual harassment?)
Y+Y+B – Storm of Remorse (depressing-sounding maneuvers, really)
Y+Y+B+B – Tempest of Agony
Y+Y+B+B+B – Furious Tempest of Agony
Y+Y+B+B+Y – Hurricane of Penitence (penitence? what?)
Y+Y+B+B+Y+Y – Tormenting Typhoon
Y(toward enemy)+X – aerial weapon throw

Sweet. Nice.

*Copy* *Paste* *Save* Yep, next time I rent that game I'm gonna pwn.
Thanks.

don't forget about the harem girls in this one...they're the motherfucking highlight!





I seriously suggest you turn your sound off for some parts, because the smack these bitches talk is far from the stuff I need my parents thinking I'm into, like the term "The is....SO much pleasure in pain!" or "Ah! *Stab!* mmmMMMmmm, the pain is simply exquisite!"

And to reference Penny Arcade as well in a quote: "It's almost as if Ubi was trying to destroy the entire series itself, but only succeeded in knocking the building over, leaving the foundation intact, which they then built upon. Nice try Ubi, you almost did it this time!"

Nice game, but those lion-lookin'-kamikadze beasts just kiling me, and no double-weapon combos can help here((
Thus, PoP:TTT is far better than PoP:WW.