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Postby Occurrence of Something » Wed May 03, 2006 5:55 am

I just got Oblivion, installed it, had the problem "This application has failed to start because d3dx9_27.dll was not found. Re-installing the application may fix the problem."

No problem, looked around, downloaded the .dll file, put it in the appropriate folder, which is supposed to WORK, it did for everyone else, but now when I launch the fucking game, it starts in this tiny window, and doesn't really, start, it's just a black screen on that window, and then a window shows up and says Oblivion is generating errors and must be shut down, and asks me if I want to send an error report to Microsoft. This happens every time I try to launch the game, and I've tried it on three different computers with the exact same results every time, and can't find anybody else who's had this problem. There goes fifty bucks...

Fuck fuck FUCK Bethesda...
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed May 03, 2006 9:12 am

I say either microsoft is gay or that your CD has some kind of error on it.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed May 03, 2006 9:15 am

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Brag. About. Oblivion. On. My. Four. Year. Old. Computer.
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Wed May 03, 2006 9:36 am

Did you try pushing the big red button?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed May 03, 2006 12:59 pm

This can only mean one thing.

OoS is not worthy.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed May 03, 2006 4:12 pm

The game has judged you. And it rejects thee. Remeber, it is the game that chooses the gamer.


Jera, where the heck have you been for the past like...week?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed May 03, 2006 5:12 pm

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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed May 03, 2006 7:42 pm

This game just got an M rating for nipples.
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Thu May 04, 2006 1:33 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:This game just got an M rating for nipples.


Oh silly Holstein, nipples doesn't start with M.
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Thu May 04, 2006 2:02 pm

Occurrence of Something wrote:
HolsteinCow wrote:This game just got an M rating for nipples.


Oh silly Holstein, nipples doesn't start with M.


M = Mature >_>
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu May 04, 2006 2:48 pm

You ruined the gag Teppic, good work.
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Thu May 04, 2006 2:51 pm

TeppicTheBloodLyn wrote:
Occurrence of Something wrote:
HolsteinCow wrote:This game just got an M rating for nipples.


Oh silly Holstein, nipples doesn't start with M.


M = Mature >_>


...Thanks.
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Thu May 04, 2006 11:13 pm

Telephalsion wrote:You ruined the gag Teppic, good work.


Any time.
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