War wrote:Noob
I beat that level in 1.5 hours. (yes 1.5 hours in this game isn't that mcuh as some level can take up to 3 hours to do.)
Yes, I am new to the "Black and White" universe in general, as you are a noob to the universe of subtlety, modesty, and...hm...oh yes, the properly written English language. Lets review the statistics of the level, for my sake, no?
Main Objectives: * Win the land
Resource Object.:* Villagers must collect 4000 ore
* Villagers must collect 4000 grain
* Villagers must collect 4000 wood
Town Objectives: * Make 12 breeders
* Have a population of 150
* Build 1 field
* Water the field
* Create 10 worshippers
* Water forest
* Build 10 buildings on impressive areas
Creature Object.:* Entertain 5 people
* Collect 3000 food
* Kill 2 platoons of enemies
* Let your creature build 12 houses
War Objectives: * Level up a platoon to regular skill
Bronze Scrolls: * How to build walls
* How to build an altar
* Give your creature roles
Silver Scrolls: * Nut Oil
* Legion of the Undead
Special Object.: * Increase impressiveness and happiness by 30000
* Deforest the land
Hmm, aside from deforesting, increasing impressiveness and happiness by 30,000, finding this 'legion of the undead' silver scroll, and winning the land, I completed the rest of the objectives first time through no problem. Not bad, I'd say, considering I'm a beginner. Let me stress how easy this map still is, not to disprove that I am new, but that War has once again made himself look utterly retarded with his incredible maturity. The one side-quest I did find involved throwing a barrel a short distance. That's it. Just clicking, moving, and releasing the barrel three times.
QUITE the challenge, I must say. Your town starts surrounded by WALLS that the enemy never breaches, provided you close the obvious gap shown to you by the tutorial. Half of the towns have no military troops in them to defend any invaders, and they never take their creature outside the walls.
Gee, sounds like quite the challenge, I must say. Congrats War. You've successfully bragged about beating a level that still has tutorials and has one of the easier scenarios I'm sure you've encountered. Incredible. Please, please, allow me to be your prot'eg'e, if not your disciple. No, silly War, not so I can learn to be good at Black and White 2, because I'm positive that if i dedicated more than 3 hours to the game, I'm sured I'd get the hang of it. No, I want to know how to be so utterly incredibly stupid and immature, just like you, and still manage to string together a slightly sensical series of words to formulate a sentence we might comprehend, after we guess what some poorly-spelt words are, no doubt. It simply boggles the mind how you pull it off daily.