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Postby Forerunner » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:16 am

Riiiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrr!
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Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:41 am

"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan.
So here's this giant enemy crab."

Everyone remembers the Battle of Sushi, right? And the Great Crab War of '86?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:24 pm

I agree. That was truly an epic battle for justice and uncooked seafood. I do remember that one brave man that gave his life during the smallest, but most deadly of all crab battles.


His memory lives on :cry:
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Postby Sling » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Impossible wrote:The arrogant pricks think they would sell five million PS3s even if it launched without any games on it.

Yeah, I read somewhere that they hoped to sell enough PS3's to cover the equator of Jupiter.
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$999?! Bloody hell. I thought £450 was pushing it.

I think we can safely say that PS3 sales will be lower than the ankle socks on a particularly small beetle, which was standing in a ditch, in a quarry, in the low country.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:03 pm

Sling wrote:
Impossible wrote:The arrogant pricks think they would sell five million PS3s even if it launched without any games on it.

Yeah, I read somewhere that they hoped to sell enough PS3's to cover the equator of Jupiter.

Maybe, but it IS very large. It'd take take less than half the sales of one of the other consoles to do that (IF of course, the Wii or X-Box 360 has enough sales to cover the equator of Jupiter).
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:03 pm

Well, actually I think the Giant Enemy Crab was based on Japanese Mythology, so it possibly is historically accurate in a sense.


Even still, that's the stupidest thing ever...
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:58 pm

GCM, I'm not even gonna pretend that was logic.
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Postby Sling » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:02 pm

Some Guy wrote:Let's just forget logic.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:41 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:GCM, I'm not even gonna pretend that was logic.




Basically, it's like putting the minotaur in a game about the Trojan War.
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Postby Sling » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:35 am

I still stand by my previous statement:
Just forget logic
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Postby Jobasderup22 » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:58 pm

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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:48 pm

Why this topic!? Out of all topics, wouldnt a current one be a better choice to spam in?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:41 pm

Precisely! Why can't I see Allan Morris or whoever the fuck that site's about naked?!? I think this needs to be brought to Lun's Attention on the front page!
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:48 pm

Holy shit, guys. Look at his email.

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We are FUCKED.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:36 pm

There is no god....
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