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Should I go to the Doctor for this?

Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:27 am

Whenever I see the Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus commercial I get an enormous hard on, sometimes lasting as long as 28 to 30 seconds.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:11 pm

I don't know why you could, because apparently the game is shit.

Or who knows. Maybe it could be the voice of Steve Blum. Or maybe you're just fucked up.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:37 pm

EmperorJeramyu wrote:Or who knows. Maybe it could be the voice of Steve Blum. Or maybe you're just fucked up.


It was on the tip of everyones tongue, Jera just gave it a name.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:28 pm

It must be one of the two.

Though, I never did expect the game to be any good. Final Fantasy hasn't done all too well in the areas that they left rpgs.

However, the hard-on is still coming.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:03 pm

Jesus, if he didn't have a net-nanny application, I bet we'd have another strayed on the IRC, telling us all about his erections.


Just out of curiousity, can't you just run "msconfig" and tell windows not to run net-nanny at startup?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:12 pm

I told you numerous times that I got rid of that fucking thing.



or should I say that ing thing. :P





Oh, and no you can't. MsConfig < Cybersitter.

I think maybe I'm going to show my little brother pornos now out of spite.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:Jesus, if he didn't have a net-nanny application, I bet we'd have another strayed on the IRC, telling us all about his erections.


Just out of curiousity, can't you just run "msconfig" and tell windows not to run net-nanny at startup?


It's better than having another you.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:55 pm

I'm just waiting for him to say he hates me so I can add myself to...The List
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Postby Alundra » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:11 am

well, if the game is not good at all, thank god for the cinematics in it!
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Postby Kyle » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:19 am

It's not that bad, but don't go in expecting something with the same production values as other Square Enix games. Think Crimson Sea like action with some cool character interaction and an interesting (though not very special) story.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:55 am

Teenr0cker wrote:I'm just waiting for him to say he hates me so I can add myself to...The List


I've said it before, you just have to find it.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:08 pm

I can't really recall it. I know you've called me gay, though. And I think that was to satisfy both yours and Ghoti's fantasies.


Sickos.
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