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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:31 pm

Update: Make that three controllers. Three fucking worthless controllers. This time was my brother's fault, and the same button. The point remains the same. Sony made the shittiest controllers they possibly could make.
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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:54 am

Greatchickenman wrote:Update: Make that three controllers. Three fucking worthless controllers. This time was my brother's fault, and the same button. The point remains the same. Sony made the shittiest controllers they possibly could make.


Sony controllers are horrible. There's a bug that makes FFXII unplayable because the triangle button doesn't work.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:42 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:Update: Make that three controllers. Three fucking worthless controllers. This time was my brother's fault, and the same button. The point remains the same. Sony made the shittiest controllers they possibly could make.


Any third party controllers out yet? I'm sure they couldnt be any worse atleast.
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:14 pm

Third party controllers are mostly smaller, and more durable. And they don't have the FFXII bug, among other bugs.
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Postby CJ » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:29 am

wait... what FFXII bug? FFXII hasn't been released here yet so i don't know about the bug.
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Postby MusashiEX » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:49 pm

Didn't you read my last post? It makes the triangle button malfunction. It only works during cutscenes, and the x and square buttons don't work in the cutscenes.
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Postby CJ » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:44 am

wait... is this for the ps3's, ps2's or both? and i did read your last post, i was just asking about it... no need to be an asshole.
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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:21 pm

PS3 makes it not work even more so. If you use the Ps2 controller. If you use the weird looking controller, it might work, but no one uses it.

It's the controller's problem so it doesn't matter the system. There is a batch of controllers that don't work correctly.

And I'm not being an asshole. You hurt my feelings...


..stop being an asshole.
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Postby Angel_OA » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:15 am

The only really good reason for buying a PS3 is so that you can strap it to your chest and use it as bulletproof bodyarmour.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:16 pm

That's a really bad idea, since people will shoot you so much, the force of the wind from the bullets will kill you. Or lot's of fanboys will crowd around you, forming an impregnable shield against harm. 50/50 chance.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:06 pm

Shame it isn't bulletproof like every nintendo product. Sony didn't invest as much time in safety.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:49 pm

The Blu-Ray disks shatter into shrapnel when touched.
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Postby CJ » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:30 am

they can be used as some sort of weapon then.
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Postby Angel_OA » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:23 am

Perhaps Sony should invest in PS3 landmines. The enemy sees a load of helpless consoles just begging to be stomped on and then *boom* his head flies off.
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Postby MusashiEX » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:55 pm

They could do that, but isn't exploding consoles under the warranty? After the console explodes, the people who stomped on them (if they aren't dead) will call Sony and get it fixed and get a free PS3.
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