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Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby MusashiEX » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:10 pm

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I found this in my Inbox with the words "Want me? Buy me this July 22nd." underneath. Come on! She's 16. The rest of the email was about how cute Izuna was. Fan service is nice and all, but you gotta draw the line.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:34 pm

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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:36 pm

Her nose looks like a giant pimple.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:29 am

I thought the first game was kinda entertaining at least
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:24 am

Seems Atlus have forgotten how to design characters after Valkyrie profile . .
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:31 pm

Apparently, they just put popular things together. Cat-ear like goggles, check. Pink hair, check. Boobs, check. Ninja, check.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:03 pm

Not to mention her eyes work better than solar panels...
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:58 am

Cat-ear like goggles, check.

And here I thought that was a bra on her head, albeit a rather pointy one.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Impossible » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:22 am

Sarcasm wrote:Seems Atlus have forgotten how to design characters after Valkyrie profile . .


Neither Izuna nor VP were made by Atlus, and completely different developers made them, so that might have something to do with it.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Sarcasm » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:01 pm

Interesting point
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby MusashiEX » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:00 pm

Izuna was made by Success but, as far as I know, they didn't do stuff like this.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:07 pm

I had never heard of this before, so I typed it into google.

One of the three images it gave me was

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It's got my vote.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby MusashiEX » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:55 pm

That's hilarious. Child porn plus video games.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:34 pm

MusashiEX wrote:That's hilarious. Child porn plus video games.

I hope you aren't implying that's anomalous or noteworthy. If so, I suggest you research Rule 34.

And anyway, she's "16", where the quotation marks stand for "<anime></anime>" which means a character has a body nowhere close to its age. The flipside of this is called the "cosmic loli paradox", where you have a 20,000 year old character that has the body of an 8 year old, a common sources of arguments between pedos and non pedos on moderated hentai boards.
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Re: Seriously now, Atlus...

Postby Forerunner » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:30 pm

I barely have a grasp on what you're talking about. But I'm already interested.
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