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Review of World of Warcraft

Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:19 am

GAMEPALY:10

IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111

GRAFIX:10

IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111

SOUND:10

IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111

HOT POLYGONS:10

IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111

OVERALLS:10

IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111
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Postby Impossible » Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:45 pm

Nice. Simple, concise, to-the-point, doesn't waste words. It could be seen as short, or lacking information, but it makes up for it with its well-written style. I like it.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:51 pm

I dunno... seems a bit overwriten to me.
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:38 pm

Is it me or is Holstein not funny any more?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:33 pm

OverlordBill wrote:Is it me or is Holstein not funny any more?


Seconded.... and I'm wondering if Holstein has actually played the game.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:54 pm

He hasn't, but it's from Blizzard, so it MUST be good!
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Postby Guest » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:16 am

Their are only 2 blizzard games that have deemed my respect. And those are:

#1 Starcraft: After 6 years, I still play this game religiously. It is the complete and utter perfection of the RTS world and a seperate lifestyle of its own.

#2 Rock N' Roll Racing: I cannot even begin to stress how fun this game was. If you've never played it before, get a ROM and play with a friend. (Helps if you have a controller or two).

Normally, I would add Diablo 2, as I played it for quite some time. However, Diablo 2 is saddly one of the most abused games I've ever encountered. At a point, every game title consisted of either "HELL COW RUNS 997" or even better "U BO I TELE BAAL 07". Not to mention the ammount of dupes (can you say "Stone of Jordan?"), scams, and "stores". A good concept, but too many people abused it. There was absolutely no novelty between characters, everyone used the same cookie cutter build.
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Postby Fredric » Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:08 am

What's Blizzard by the way?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:38 am

Where do you live, in a cave? or in some place thats...like cut of from... other places..
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Postby Fredric » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:00 am

Greatchickenman wrote:Where do you live, in a cave? or in some place that's...like cut of from... other places..

No, it's more like...I only buy games made by Capcom or Ubi Soft.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:46 am

Oh, I see. Blizzard hadn't ever had any real advertising. They just made the game and people starting buying it. It spread from there. The Starcraft and Warcraft franchises are the pinnacles of RTS gaming.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:33 pm

Don't forget the Diablo 2 game.


Penny Arcade has said, in their opinion, this game is the best of the year.


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Postby Exiled » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:28 am

I personally love WoW.
The graphics are beautiful. And the battle system is cool also.

Who here besides Strayed and I have WoW?
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Postby Fredric » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:40 am

The only RTS I have is Warlords Battlecry II which I'm "borrowing" from a friend. I doubt it's as good as Warcraft or Starcraft but it's good enough for me (and it's made by Ubi Soft).
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Postby blaksun » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:57 pm

I bet WoW sucks because WarCraft sucks and Blizzard needs to stop jacking off and get back to StarCraft and Diablo.

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