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Review of World of Warcraft

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:19 am
by HolsteinCow
GAMEPALY:10
IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111
GRAFIX:10
IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111
SOUND:10
IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111
HOT POLYGONS:10
IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111
OVERALLS:10
IT SUCKX BUT ITZ MAD BY BLIZZARD SO I GIVE IT 10!!!!!111

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:45 pm
by Impossible
Nice. Simple, concise, to-the-point, doesn't waste words. It could be seen as short, or lacking information, but it makes up for it with its well-written style. I like it.

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:51 pm
by Fitz Tayo
I dunno... seems a bit overwriten to me.

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:38 pm
by OverlordBill
Is it me or is Holstein not funny any more?

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:33 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
OverlordBill wrote:Is it me or is Holstein not funny any more?
Seconded.... and I'm wondering if Holstein has actually played the game.

Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:54 pm
by EmperorJeramyu
He hasn't, but it's from Blizzard, so it MUST be good!

Posted:
Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:16 am
by Guest
Their are only 2 blizzard games that have deemed my respect. And those are:
#1 Starcraft: After 6 years, I still play this game religiously. It is the complete and utter perfection of the RTS world and a seperate lifestyle of its own.
#2 Rock N' Roll Racing: I cannot even begin to stress how fun this game was. If you've never played it before, get a ROM and play with a friend. (Helps if you have a controller or two).
Normally, I would add Diablo 2, as I played it for quite some time. However, Diablo 2 is saddly one of the most abused games I've ever encountered. At a point, every game title consisted of either "HELL COW RUNS 997" or even better "U BO I TELE BAAL 07". Not to mention the ammount of dupes (can you say "Stone of Jordan?"), scams, and "stores". A good concept, but too many people abused it. There was absolutely no novelty between characters, everyone used the same cookie cutter build.

Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:08 am
by Fredric
What's Blizzard by the way?

Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:38 am
by Greatchickenman
Where do you live, in a cave? or in some place thats...like cut of from... other places..

Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:00 am
by Fredric
Greatchickenman wrote:Where do you live, in a cave? or in some place that's...like cut of from... other places..
No, it's more like...I only buy games made by Capcom or Ubi Soft.

Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:46 am
by Greatchickenman
Oh, I see. Blizzard hadn't ever had any real advertising. They just made the game and people starting buying it. It spread from there. The Starcraft and Warcraft franchises are the pinnacles of RTS gaming.

Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:33 pm
by Teenr0cker
Don't forget the Diablo 2 game.
Penny Arcade has said, in their opinion, this game is the best of the year.
Hint: Never ever ever be a miner, they are a huge pain.

Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:28 am
by Exiled
I personally love WoW.
The graphics are beautiful. And the battle system is cool also.
Who here besides Strayed and I have WoW?

Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:40 am
by Fredric
The only RTS I have is Warlords Battlecry II which I'm "borrowing" from a friend. I doubt it's as good as Warcraft or Starcraft but it's good enough for me (and it's made by Ubi Soft).

Posted:
Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:57 pm
by blaksun
I bet WoW sucks because WarCraft sucks and Blizzard needs to stop jacking off and get back to StarCraft and Diablo.
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