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Postby Sling » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:21 pm

Sarcasm wrote:Sling, Feel free to resume in your past activities.
Gladly.
MonsterKingRen wrote:Now I need to insert some reference to The Way to be cool

Haven't the Paradans taught you anything, Sling?
VIOLENCE SOLVES NOTHING THAT IS WHY EVERYONE CARRIES A SWORD

There.

For crying out loud, are you some sort of mentally fractured dipshit of unfortold retardedness? Just because you inserted a reference to The Way doesn't grant you instant coolness but WHY DID YOU MENTION THE PARADANS!? WHY?! If you had actually made a reference to something kick/bad ass then I might have forgiven you but the frickin' Paradans? Do you have any sense of what defines coolness, do you have no shame or morality of any kind, shape or form. And MKR, for the love of God, please don't respond in a hateful and/or bitter way, becuase if you do then it would just prove your idiocy further. And if you turn this into a heated flame war then I'll hate you forever. If you're willing to put this silly act behind us then I won't hate you, and I might possibly forgive you.

But Sarcasm I will stop my past activities if enough people actually want to. And by people, I mean respected members and not n00bs.
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Postby Elachim » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:54 pm

By all means please continue. As long as you make it clear to the n00bs when you're joking... in an edit... two months later! Mwahaha! Being evil is fun.
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Postby Asra » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:36 am

Hehe the Paradans are pacifists. I think every The Way theory can be finished here and now by simply blaming it on the Paradans. What are they going to do? Get nonviolent at you?
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Postby Sling » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:55 am

There should have been an entire episode where Traziun and Rhue just slaughtered every single Paradan on The Way. I would actually pay good money to see that. By good money I mean a maximum of £10.00. And by entire episode I mean feature length film.
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Postby Asra » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:13 am

Haha... I wonder if all those Paradan's getting absorbed into Rhue's sword would have caused... detrimental effects on him. :cry:
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Postby MonsterKingRen » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:50 pm

Well, wouldn't beating the Paradans up be a waste of time?

Besides, what's better, beating them up, or beating everyone but them up

In front of their pried open eyes

As for the putting behind, I believe that there is only one option to solve our dispute and it is that we both go to the zoo. Together.

However, since we do not know each other, and we very probably don't live very close, our trip to the zoo has been canceled.

Boy, that trip to the zoo made me realise how good a friend you are.
Especially when we saw the elephants and you were all, "Man, those are elephants"
and I said
"Hell yeah"

That's the only thing The Way didn't have; Elephants.
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Postby Angel_OA » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:25 am

The scale would have been fucked. They'd have been the same size as Rhue.
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Postby Elachim » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:36 pm

Oliphaunts, Mr. Frodo! :P

Come to think of it, about the only animals on the Way are birds, cats, dogs, and of course, rabbits.

Ooh! And Woolies! Can't forget the Woolies!
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:23 pm

You forgot about badgers and cows. They were instrumental in Alan's court case.
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Postby Sling » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:44 am

Sage Of The Wise wrote:You forgot about badgers and cows. They were instrumental in Alan's court case.

Heheh, do you like moo cows?
As for the putting behind, I believe that there is only one option to solve our dispute and it is that we both go to the zoo. Together.

MonsterKingRen wrote:However, since we do not know each other, and we very probably don't live very close, our trip to the zoo has been canceled.

Boy, that trip to the zoo made me realise how good a friend you are.
Especially when we saw the elephants and you were all, "Man, those are elephants"
and I said
"Hell yeah"

That's the only thing The Way didn't have; Elephants.

There is only way to settle this. Kickboxing to the death.
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Postby MonsterKingRen » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:43 pm

Kickboxing is for girls.

We will have a duel with, for weapons, nothing but our bare hands, like REAL men.
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Postby Angel_OA » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:48 am

We will have a duel with, for weapons, nothing but our bare hands, like REAL men.


Sling will crush you with his famously heavy hands.
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Postby Sarcasm » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:59 am

He will kill you, WITH HIS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Angel_OA » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:21 am

If that fails then we'll send 1000 clones of yourself to skullfuck you to death.
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Postby Sarcasm » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:44 am

WITH THEIR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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