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I have solved the Way.

Kalmar's name means Squid in German. That makes Traziun a squid's offspring, and Rhue the friend of a little squid. Each of the squid seem to have a beak (sword) with which they get prey, so it all makes sense now. The way must be the depths of the ocean. In fact, I think we can assume safely that Rhue is an allegory for the legendary colussal squid, while Traziun and Kalmar are the offspring of a giant squid, and a giant squid, respectively. Rhue, being the colussal squid, is as yet unseen, which fits his persona as the phantom slasher - colussal squid are rumored to be much more "armored" and vicious than giant squid - hence Rhue's ability.

So all those times you hear about the ocean, or that guy by the window talking about the end of the way... they are all talking about the barrier near the surface at which it is thought that a giant squid's blood would burst due to messed up pressure. (They live in the deep ocean.) So the end of the way, is, in fact, the earth's land!

And the deal sealer:
Traziun has red hair, and giant squids are reddish pink. THIS CANT BE A COINCIDENCE.

Or maybe Rhue is the legendary Kraken... hmm...

Yep. It all makes sense now.

Aha! More information...

Tetzel must be a Sperm Whale, no doubt, as that is the only enemy of giant squid known. It is also the largest predator on earth... but everyone is convinced it is a gentle giant just because it's a whale. Don't believe the lies, I say! Down with Tetzel!

Giberish to me...Sounds like you need to get out more.

Think harder and you will see the light... Or should I say, The Way?

commander, that is some of the funniest thoeries i have evr heard on anything in my life. keep up the good work

I know this is a bit late, but I fully endorse this theory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar

Is that where The Way takes place, then?

Well, im not saying that it's exactly that way, but Lun may have used that as the main concept. I mean Kalmar isn't realy a squid. but Lun might have based a little of the game on that idea.

I guess its possible that Kalmar is based off a squid, but the rest of the stuff is really out there.

Who are you and what have you done with Cocoa?!

I guess its possible that Kalmar is based off a squid, but the rest of the stuff is really out there.

I sense a little jealousy at my discovery of the truth! Harumph!

Try pity.

Sad are we? Fear not Sage, some are just more enlightened. But you can be too...

For example, see the little Traziun vs Rhue picture in the top left hand corner of the forum? It proves everything I say as if Lun wrote it all down himself. Why? Notice Traziun has red hair. It's irrefutable. And it clearly entails everything I have said.

Now that we know that Teztzel is a sperm whale, you should update the FAQ with that too.

That Rhue vs Traziun thing... yeah... I made that. Therefore, it proves nothing.

The point was that Traziun has red hair and is therefore more squid-like.