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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:44 pm

Them and their damn 2-minute interval posting habits.
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Postby avatarmonkeykirby » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:31 pm

Ya'know i wonder if he was just taking a dump or something as simple as that.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:19 pm

avatarmonkeykirby wrote:Ya'know i wonder if he was just taking a dump or something as simple as that.


The stars were right, so he was combining the 4 forbidden crystals of the Elements into the Mormon Machine during the Ultimate Eclipse to unleash Megaxultima, the greater daeaeaeaemon that is fated by the 12 gods of Chaos to destroy the entire Way.

Of course, you can't trigger the end of the world on a full bladder.
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Postby hudabigbadwolf » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:42 am

If you look at his actual chara , HE HAS NO HEAD!
SHRIEK!
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Postby Asra » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:53 am

Gasp! Uhh what if he took his head off for the night? People do that often, right? Or maybe he was trying to plunge his imaginary friend and tripped, severing his own head, and since Alan technically isn't a main character, Sacrifia and Co. didn't notice the corpse.
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Postby Sling » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:26 pm

Here's a thought, maybe Sacrifa and Co. killed Alan? Anything's possible.
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Postby hudabigbadwolf » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:24 pm

Why would they do that?
Normally people kill with a motice, unless your an insane maniac, and i dont think that Sacrifa is an insane maniac
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HolsteinCow wrote:
Sarcasm wrote:Fun Fact: Poking someone in Israel is considered rape and not assault.

Use one of those extendable batons.

"For long distance rape."
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Postby Asra » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:31 am

Hmm... Maybe Alan thought Sacrifa was a chick from behind and tried to work his magic on him?
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Postby Sling » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:04 am

Asra wrote:Hmm... Maybe Alan thought Sacrifa was a chick from behind and tried to work his magic on him?

Hahahaha, I was lolling at that for hours.
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Postby hudabigbadwolf » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:07 pm

Yeh, but with grey hair, you might think that sacrifa was an old chick... I dont think alan digs older women
Angel_OA wrote:
HolsteinCow wrote:
Sarcasm wrote:Fun Fact: Poking someone in Israel is considered rape and not assault.

Use one of those extendable batons.

"For long distance rape."
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:32 am

I wonder if Alan has even had sex...
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Postby Asra » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:06 am

Poor Alan... I don't know though, 'The Way' has some chicks with bizarre hair colors, maybe it confused him? If Alan is rich, then he probably had sex, if he is poor, he probably hasn't.
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Postby Angel_OA » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:20 pm

He's well educated, implying wealth. But it's only in DE that he seems really well off, maybe thats just because his dreams have come true in that world.
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Postby hudabigbadwolf » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:30 am

If his dreams were coming true, that girl he keeps hitting on would be his girlfriend by now
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HolsteinCow wrote:
Sarcasm wrote:Fun Fact: Poking someone in Israel is considered rape and not assault.

Use one of those extendable batons.

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Postby Angel_OA » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:07 pm

Well obviously ALL his dreams don't come true otherwise people would like him, instead of pay money to see him die.
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