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thewaynewbie wrote:hello stupids
thewaynewbie wrote:Hello people of lesser intellegence!
Now that I have played through e5, I will now be able to answer all of your questions.
Q. Who is the phantom slasher? IS IT RHUE, GAIUS, OR BRITTANY SPEARS!? Some people say it's Serena!
A. DON'T FALL FOR THAT TRICK!
One day, there was thunder and lightning, and uh.... some rain. Several dogs were chasing Rhue, but knocked him down, but Rhue didn't come back to life. WHY? LET ME TELL YOU WHY - When something dies, the life energy exits the body, and returns to the trees. Then the trees say "Ahh... much better." And they smile at you. BUT, autumn leaves, and the trees die, so the life energy goes into the snow. Then the snow melts, and the molecules go into the river. The water then evaporates into clouds, very high in life energy. THEN IT RAINS, AND RHUE AND I HAVE TO GO HOME. WE SAW A UFO ONCE, BUT IT WAS JUST A HELICOPTER.
Q. What was with the pretty pink sword?
A. It's a pretty pink sword, so GO CRUSH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL!
Q. Is Gaius evil?
A. NO, HE IS NOT EVIL! I think that Gaius is a paradan(one of those weirdos that wears all white and a silly hat, and collects money for the retarded kids, or dolphins, or cars or soemthing who knows?) leader. WHY!?
Did you ever see him kill anyone? No, he only killed monsters. He is like Abra, the psychic pokemon, with SENSING powers. HE FLIES AROUND IN A UFO, AND CAN KILL YOU IN A BLINK, so don't get Gaius mad, or else he'll winks at a you. He also winks at a lot of other people, especially men... for some reason. (That's what Rhue told me).
Q. Why is the Phantom Slasher always running away?
A.Because he is afraid of other people seeing him getting hit by Rhue's POUNDBIRDATTACK!
Q. Oh, I know... Serena is the Phatom Slasher!
A. That isn't a question you idiot, but anyway...
If Serena is the Phantom Slasher, then we would be able to make out boobs. If you look at the sprite, you will see no boobs, which is scarrey in its own right.
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