by Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:57 am
Dear Ericblahblahblah42somenumbershere
What.The.Fuck.
No, seriously, what the fuck? You baffle me with your ability to sound like a complete and total brain-dead moron who somehow gained access to a computer with internet browsing capabilities...I wonder why. I was brought to tears by the achievements that these people were willing to work together to accomplish, and then you step in and fuck things over like the perfect end-result of the chaos theory you are. In Cold War political terms, you are the New Deal Plans and we, as a community, are the kickass Five Year Plans, instituted many years before you. Do you even fucking know who Flibbo is? I mean, yeah, what the fuck, he has a dancing banana for an avatar, but he's like...a close buddy of Lun's....He's like the Jesus to our community....or whatever would mean the son of your god.....He saw it all come together, he helped (I assume as much since hes in the credits) construct some part of the way, therefore lighten the fuck up.
Yes, this is the Internet, the single greatest informational network ever concieved by man, never controlled or dominated by one single man, company, server, or force completely, therefore eliminating any social elevation one might have and making them an equal with a voice and opinion. But you, you want to take offense to a fluke on YOUR BEHALF. And he was so kind as to simply make a joke at the expense of your virtual personna, which has absolutely no effect on your actual life, assuming you have one. You can take two simple paths: either accept that your question was a stupid one, or you can do what you just did, and proved him correct in his assumption that you were a goddamn idiot.
In fact, even in my sleep-deprived state at 2:45 am, I am still sensible enough to comprehend his joke, and even speculated on how I would've reacted to your situation before you made the rash decision of being ignorant and rude. If I were a newcomer, with major grammar problems in a forum that does enjoy the English language unbutchered, and I just asked the same newbish question twice, I would laugh, smile, and begin to write a post thanking Flibbo for reminding me of when the next episode is to be released. I'd also say I was sorry for acting like such a newb.
Now, while I know for a fact this may very well call for a response, and I WOULD consider begging the rest of these fine people to continue with their work as if this post never existed, I have just come across the private message Impossible recieved. You, my simple minded fool, have just royally fucked yourself over. Congratulations, you sorry son of a bitch, you have been officially dubbed a flaming fucktard.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".