Session Start (Jonesyx2:#theway): Tue Oct 25 16:41:17 2005
[04:41:18 PM] *** #theway: Sodajerk|Hurricane ReaperGal Ghoti|Reading Burning +inari-chan +OoSV GaMa Impossible` teenr0cker @Telephalsion
[04:41:18 PM] *** #theway was created on Fri Oct 22 21:16:57 2004.
[04:41:23 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah. All of New England is getting it. New Hampshire is practically underwater.
[04:41:25 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I LIVE.
[04:41:37 PM] Burning: That means I may be next.
[04:41:44 PM] OoSV: One can only hope.
[04:41:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: The apocalypse is nigh!
[04:42:40 PM] Burning: Wooh, If I go a little south I can SEE Reaper!
[04:43:12 PM] ReaperGal: Where are you at, Burning?
[04:43:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That's a scary thought...
[04:43:36 PM] Burning: New Brunswick, Canada
[04:43:54 PM] ReaperGal: Neat.
[04:43:57 PM] *** iamtheverb has joined #theway.
[04:44:01 PM] *** Mode change "+v iamtheverb" for channel #theway by Telephalsion.
[04:44:06 PM] ReaperGal: But Glenn's the only one I actually want to meet.
[04:44:16 PM] Burning: Ouch.
[04:44:25 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She wants his body.
[04:45:00 PM] OoSV: No one loves OoS.
[04:45:01 PM] ReaperGal: Pretty much.
[04:45:03 PM] OoSV: Or his body.
[04:45:11 PM] ReaperGal: For the collection.
[04:45:20 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What's there to love on OoS?
[04:45:39 PM] OoSV: ...
[04:45:42 PM] OoSV: A penis?
[04:46:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: If your being honest, a tictac in your pocket could be mistaken for an erection.
[04:46:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: So, no.
[04:46:32 PM] OoSV: I'll show you all, one day.
[04:46:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'm sure you will.
[04:46:40 PM] OoSV: Show you all!
[04:46:45 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And then we'll have to kill ourselves.
[04:46:47 PM] Burning: Please keep it in youe pants.
[04:47:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because the light from the microscope needed to see "it" is very bright.
[04:48:10 PM] OoSV: Did you know that plants scream at an octave lower than the human ear can hear?
[04:48:18 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[04:48:27 PM] OoSV: Good.
[04:48:32 PM] Telephalsion: ..
[04:48:38 PM] ReaperGal: That's why I take a subverse pleasure in trimming the plants outside my apartment.
[04:48:40 PM] Telephalsion: right
[04:49:06 PM] Telephalsion: I vote for OoS and reaper to meet and go crazy in a city mall, and photo everything
[04:49:21 PM] Telephalsion: "the wonderful journy of the lesbian and the wee man"
[04:49:41 PM] OoSV: I might vote for that too, if you could define "go crazy".
[04:50:01 PM] Telephalsion: it's for you two to decide that part
[04:50:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Rape and Pillage!(III)
[04:51:30 PM] OoSV: Eh. Sure.
[04:51:31 PM] Telephalsion: I shall quote someone
[04:51:37 PM] Telephalsion: "it's not rape, it's suprise sex"
[04:51:51 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Dead girls can't say no?
[04:52:11 PM] Telephalsion: that's necrophilia
[04:52:13 PM] Burning: Flibbo right? or Jabbo...or one of the abbos
[04:52:19 PM] Telephalsion: and actually no means no
[04:52:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What if it's no meaning yes?
[04:52:42 PM] Telephalsion: unless it's a fucked up girl who says no but thinks yes
[04:52:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Like, if I were to ask, is there anybody else in this house?
[04:52:51 PM] Telephalsion: then they need some kind of telltale trait
[04:52:53 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And you were to say no.
[04:52:59 PM] Telephalsion: like a flashlight they can turn on if they mean yes
[04:53:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Would that be no there is, or no, there isn't?
[04:53:31 PM] Telephalsion: lies tend to fuck things up no matter how you look at it
[04:54:34 PM] Ghoti|Reading: ?
[04:55:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bash is down still, isn't it?
[04:56:22 PM] Ghoti|Reading: No
[04:56:28 PM] Ghoti|Reading: Not for me.
[04:56:46 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Whoa, now it's back up.
[04:57:04 PM] Ghoti|Reading: Yep.
[04:58:38 PM] inari-chan: (Link:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24447812/)http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24447812/
[04:59:09 PM] Telephalsion: the nose is screwed
[04:59:12 PM] Telephalsion: otherwise good
[05:00:23 PM] inari-chan: heh, yeah. i expect it to be fucked up to some degree, since it was just a quick thing.
[05:07:40 PM] ReaperGal: Classical Gas is the greatest song of all time.
[05:07:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Mexican guitar song, right?
[05:08:59 PM] ReaperGal: By Mason Williams...
[05:09:15 PM] ReaperGal: Maybe the guitar is mexican, but it's not a mexican song.
[05:09:36 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shrugs
[05:09:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Been a while since I heard the song.
[05:10:26 PM] ReaperGal: I'd send it to you, but my computer's slow enough as it is.
[05:10:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: lol
[05:10:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Stop downloadin' porn, then.
[05:14:11 PM] Telephalsion: you're right
[05:14:13 PM] Telephalsion: it rocked
[05:15:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Change the album of week while you're at it.
[05:15:24 PM] Telephalsion: to?
[05:15:38 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pink Floyd, The Wall
[05:15:59 PM] Telephalsion: ... no
[05:16:07 PM] Telephalsion: haven't heard it
[05:16:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, jeez, what Pink Floyd album *have* you heard?
[05:16:35 PM] Telephalsion: none to be honest
[05:16:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, fine; Led Zep, Zoso.
[05:17:30 PM] Telephalsion: meh
[05:17:44 PM] *** Telephalsion has changed the topic on channel #theway to Album of the week: Pink Floyd - The Wall ••• Song of the day: Mason Williams - Classical Gas ••• News: • Porter is fired. • Jeramyu, still master of the boner. • #theway, officiall sex channel of zirc: (inari-chan) If I love you with mouth can I have a v? •.
[05:17:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: lol
[05:17:55 PM] ReaperGal: Sweet.
[05:18:03 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Zoso is probably the better of the two albums.
[05:18:26 PM] Telephalsion: i'll listen through it ,if I do well on biology tomorrow
[05:18:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Zoso, the wall, or Classical gas?
[05:19:16 PM] ReaperGal: All of them.
[05:19:21 PM] ReaperGal: At the same time.
[05:19:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That would be weird.
[05:19:41 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[05:20:00 PM] ReaperGal: I'll never read Harry Potter again...
[05:21:42 PM] OoSV: I've seen the Harry Potter one.
[05:21:50 PM] OoSV: Except I saw it before it popped up on bash.
[05:22:59 PM] OoSV: On somebody's LiveJournal.
[05:23:06 PM] OoSV: I'm assuming JonJonB was just quoting it.
Hockeymax19 entered the room. Boo.
[05:27:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: A live one!
[05:27:10 PM] OoSV: Hello hockeymax19. Are you a massively irritating spammer?
[05:27:14 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Quick, get out the elephant gun!
[05:27:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He won't be alive for long.
[05:27:27 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane gets out the elephant gun.
[05:27:29 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shoots.
[05:27:39 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane watches as the elephant falls on top of Hockeymax19.
[05:27:40 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Score.
[05:28:25 PM] hockeymax19: No, I'm just getting something from someone here.
[05:28:26 PM] * OoSV watches as the now-dead elephant's bowels release elephant excrement.
[05:28:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well!
[05:28:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Blowjobs are $35.
[05:28:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: +V is a blowjob.
[05:29:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: So obviously, you know how all of them got up there.
[05:29:19 PM] OoSV: $50 if you want a woman to do it.
[05:29:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No, that's $60.
[05:29:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: $50 is if you want a woman without teeth to do it.
[05:30:16 PM] OoSV: Like Burning, but he's technically not a woman anymore.
[05:30:22 PM] ReaperGal: $200 if you want a blowjob from me.
[05:30:30 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Yes.
[05:30:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She has to treat the stds, you know.
[05:30:42 PM] ReaperGal: Because I'm an innocent college freshman who needs the money.
[05:31:04 PM] OoSV: 20K to call in an air strike.
[05:31:17 PM] ReaperGal: Yes, I just don't know why I ever agreed to pay for Sodajerk's STDs.
[05:31:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: They're a limited time offer.
[05:31:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I can only have so many children to transmit, you see.
[05:31:48 PM] ReaperGal: Those are expensive treatments, and that's why I need the $200.
[05:32:39 PM] *** hockeymax19 has left #theway.
[05:32:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, that was quick.
[05:32:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That one actually made me laugh.
[05:33:57 PM] ReaperGal: Why was he here?
[05:34:08 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Blowjobs, obviously.
[05:34:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: PAY ATTENTION.
[05:34:17 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane slaps.
[05:34:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, I forgot to say who.
[05:34:28 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane slaps Burning.
[05:34:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: There.
[05:34:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: ...Did all of you just go through the top 100 or something?
[05:35:00 PM] *** Ghoti|Reading is now known as Ghoti.
[05:35:55 PM] *** Sarcasm has joined #theway.
[05:36:38 PM] Ghoti: How sarcasmic.
[05:42:02 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
[05:42:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I like that one.
[05:43:09 PM] Telephalsion: this one is just mean
[05:43:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: It's true though.
[05:44:43 PM] Telephalsion: yea
[05:48:49 PM] Burning: Do we have any up yet?
[05:48:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Doubt it.
[05:48:57 PM] OoSV: No.
[05:49:14 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: We could always just do a search for inari, Gleen, or War.
[05:49:28 PM] inari-chan: Pardon?
[05:49:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bash quotes.
[05:49:51 PM] inari-chan: I don't use inari on all my irc servers
[05:50:13 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: The ones we sent had that name.
[05:52:29 PM] OoSV: I already searched for names like that.
[05:52:40 PM] OoSV: That we be why I immediately said "no".
[05:52:49 PM] Telephalsion: meh
[05:52:50 PM] OoSV: Would, even.
[05:52:52 PM] Telephalsion: sleepy time for tele
[05:53:01 PM] OoSV: I probably should've slept last night...
[05:53:04 PM] Telephalsion: I leave the channel in your hands reaper
[05:53:08 PM] *** Mode change "+h ReaperGal" for channel #theway by Telephalsion.
[05:53:14 PM] Telephalsion: toodles
[05:53:17 PM] *** Telephalsion has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[05:53:21 PM] OoSV: Oh, FUCK no.
[05:53:32 PM] ReaperGal: Okay. Let's all hope I don't get drunk and ban everyone.
[05:53:33 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Hey, you're messing with the strict caste syste...ah, well.
[05:53:54 PM] Impossible`: Why the fuck does Tele do these things?
[05:54:10 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because you eat orphans.
[05:54:41 PM] inari-chan: ooh, ooh, reaper, can i be your helper?
[05:54:49 PM] ReaperGal: Sure.
[05:54:53 PM] inari-chan: yay!
[05:54:59 PM] ReaperGal: Hmm...
[05:55:05 PM] ReaperGal: What should I have you do...
[05:55:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Thousands of years of repressed women are probably being channelled right now.
[05:55:33 PM] ReaperGal: Go maul OoS. I'll be too busy to do it myself.
[05:55:39 PM] Burning: Well....ALL HAIL REAPER!
[05:55:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pssst...
[05:55:49 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: It's heil.
[05:55:59 PM] Burning: ...shit
[05:57:33 PM] ReaperGal: So... What can half-ops do?
[05:57:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Basically, look pretty.
[05:57:45 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And maybe kick.
[05:58:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Test it out on burning.
[05:58:01 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, OoS. Are you here?
[05:58:13 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Burning, are you here?
[05:58:17 PM] Burning: Yea test it on me
[05:58:45 PM] inari-chan: half ops can kick, ban, grant +h and +v, and i think set channel modes.
[05:58:48 PM] *** Burning has been kicked from #theway by ReaperGal: ReaperGal
[05:58:48 PM] *** Burning has joined #theway.
[05:59:02 PM] OoSV: Back.
[05:59:15 PM] ReaperGal: Hmm... Suddenly, I really want to abuse this new found power.
[05:59:36 PM] ReaperGal: But I won't. I'll be responsible and whatnot.
[05:59:37 PM] OoSV: If you spare me, I promise to start being nice to you.
[06:00:27 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoSV" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:00:40 PM] ReaperGal: Back down, pitiful male.
[06:00:44 PM] OoSV: ...
[06:00:49 PM] *** OoSV is now known as OoS.
[06:00:57 PM] OoS: Fuck you.
[06:01:08 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You'd like to.
[06:01:19 PM] OoS: Fucking alchoholic lesbian dominatrix bitch.
[06:01:23 PM] OoS: No, I wouldn't. Shut the fuck up.
[06:01:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane grins and gets popcorn.
[06:01:48 PM] * ReaperGal waves at OoS.
[06:02:03 PM] *** Ghoti is now known as Ghoti|Eating.
[06:02:21 PM] * OoS flips Reaper off.
[06:02:42 PM] OoS: I HATE you.
[06:03:18 PM] ReaperGal: If I give you a hug will you feel better?
[06:03:20 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane refrains from making comments at this point. It's too easy.
[06:03:31 PM] OoS: No.
[06:03:36 PM] OoS: Don't you touch me.
[06:03:51 PM] ReaperGal: You need a hug.
[06:03:57 PM] * ReaperGal gives OoS a hug.
[06:04:48 PM] OoS: Can I have +v back yet?
[06:04:57 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane gives OoS a stab to the chest.
[06:04:58 PM] ReaperGal: No.
[06:05:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: This was all just a ploy to get +v back?
[06:05:18 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Jeez.
[06:05:22 PM] *** Ghoti|Eating is now known as Ghoti.
[06:05:29 PM] * OoS bleeds water, because he's actually Jesus.
[06:05:31 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And here I had popcorn all ready, too.
[06:05:31 PM] Ghoti: I eat fast.
[06:05:44 PM] ReaperGal: So, who wants to be my male concubine?
[06:06:00 PM] Ghoti: Meh
[06:06:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Would it involve feeding you grapes?
[06:06:06 PM] OoS: Sarcasm does.
[06:06:22 PM] ReaperGal: Maybe.
[06:06:52 PM] teenr0cker: Ah! Reaper the dictator!
[06:06:59 PM] ReaperGal: Yup.
[06:07:01 PM] inari-chan: I'd be your male concubine, but I have no penis.
[06:07:14 PM] OoS: Dickgirls are gross.
[06:07:22 PM] ReaperGal: You can be my female concubine and my helper.
[06:07:28 PM] inari-chan: That's why we don't touch you, OoS.
[06:07:30 PM] inari-chan: Yay, Reaper!
[06:07:41 PM] ReaperGal: Because before I was my own female concubine, and it was really boring.
[06:07:44 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane coughs up popcorn.
[06:07:45 PM] inari-chan: but brb.
[06:08:44 PM] *** Mode change "+v Sodajerk|Hurricane" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:08:54 PM] ReaperGal: There. You can be my male concubine.
[06:09:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Benefits?
[06:09:42 PM] teenr0cker: lawl
[06:09:53 PM] teenr0cker: Be back in a minute...gotta pick up Kim...
[06:10:08 PM] ReaperGal: You're not killed if I decide to purge the population. And you get to ride on the helicopter from my palace after the subjects get rebellious.
[06:10:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Hey, you're not going to keep me down at 35 hours a week so I don't get the health insurance, are you?
[06:11:14 PM] ReaperGal: Nope.
[06:11:43 PM] teenr0cker: She will....I've seen it!
[06:11:50 PM] ReaperGal: It's a 168 hours a week job.
[06:11:57 PM] teenr0cker: I am a prophet! Really! I can prove it!
[06:12:10 PM] teenr0cker: You know those colored wristbands? I foresaw them!
[06:12:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No sleep?
[06:12:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Jeez.
[06:12:25 PM] ReaperGal: You can sleep. But you sleep with me.
[06:12:26 PM] teenr0cker: (/penny arcade ripoff)
[06:12:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bow chicka bow bow.
[06:12:38 PM] teenr0cker: Send pix!
[06:12:58 PM] Ghoti: This place is giving me a headache.
[06:13:02 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Will 70's porno music be played nonstop once I enter a room?
[06:13:02 PM] *** Ghoti has left #theway.
[06:13:09 PM] ReaperGal: No.
[06:14:03 PM] *** Mode change "+v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:14:17 PM] ReaperGal: You're officially General.
[06:14:18 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Damn, I'll have to bring my own stereo system with me.
[06:15:04 PM] ReaperGal: Who should be Court Jester, Burning or Impossible?
[06:15:13 PM] ReaperGal: They're both funny...
[06:15:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Impossible would be better as the guy in the stocks.
[06:15:35 PM] ReaperGal: Okay.
[06:15:39 PM] *** Mode change "+v Burning" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:15:46 PM] ReaperGal: Court Jester.
[06:15:54 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible`" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:16:00 PM] ReaperGal: Guy in the stocks.
[06:16:08 PM] *** Mode change "+v Sarcasm" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:16:21 PM] ReaperGal: I dub thee, Duke Sarcasm.
[06:16:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anal sextoy tester?
[06:16:31 PM] ReaperGal: Who is GaMa?
[06:16:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: aMaG, obviously.
[06:17:05 PM] OoS: Wow. General. Do we even have an army?
[06:17:08 PM] *** Mode change "+v GaMa" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:17:20 PM] ReaperGal: Anal Sextoy Tester.
[06:17:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'd hate to see the kind of army we'd have from here.
[06:17:24 PM] *** Mode change "+v teenr0cker" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:17:33 PM] ReaperGal: Teen is the army.
[06:17:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'm probably the only one who knows how to fire a gun or fly a plane here as it is.
[06:18:01 PM] OoS: Fine. As long as I get to call him a lady and tell him he's a worthless piece of shit.
[06:18:42 PM] *** Mode change "-v Burning" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:47 PM] *** Mode change "-v GaMa" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:53 PM] *** Mode change "-v Impossible`" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:54 PM] Burning: Ouch
[06:18:57 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:02 PM] *** Mode change "-v Sarcasm" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:06 PM] *** Mode change "-v Sodajerk|Hurricane" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:10 PM] *** Mode change "-v teenr0cker" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What, purges?
[06:19:24 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[06:19:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I thought I was exempt from that.
[06:19:36 PM] *** Mode change "+v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:45 PM] ReaperGal: Anal Sextoy tester.
[06:19:49 PM] OoS: Hooray?
[06:19:54 PM] ReaperGal: That job is to important to cut.
[06:20:15 PM] ReaperGal: *too
[06:20:29 PM] *** OoS is now known as OoAST.
[06:21:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Occurrence of Anal Sextoy Testers?
[06:21:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What kind of japanese FF porno game are you playing?
[06:21:24 PM] * ReaperGal hands OoS a box of anal sex toys
[06:21:28 PM] ReaperGal: Test these.
[06:21:37 PM] ReaperGal: In another room.
[06:23:28 PM] ReaperGal: So. I think it's just about time for a parade.
[06:23:35 PM] OoAST: They're fine.
[06:23:45 PM] OoAST: Who put barbed wire on three of them?
[06:23:53 PM] ReaperGal: Inari.
[06:23:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She's a cruel one.
[06:24:03 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and you can keep those.
[06:24:13 PM] * OoAST grumbles.
[06:24:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Is this job just testing anal sex toys for the hell of it?
[06:24:23 PM] * OoAST bleeds anally.
[06:24:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Or do you tape it and put it onto gay porno websites?
[06:25:15 PM] ReaperGal: Well, it's up to OoS if he wants to tape it.
[06:25:15 PM] OoAST: Depends. What are some good gay porno websites, Soda?
[06:25:30 PM] ReaperGal: You would ask that, OoS.
[06:25:42 PM] OoAST: I expect him to know.
[06:25:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: (Link:
http://www.biggayhomosexualgymteachersw ... tsfilm.com)www.biggayhomosexualgymteacherswholovetohavesexwithunderageboyswhilecatholicpriestsfilm.com
[06:26:15 PM] Sarcasm: err.. I was kind of afkb >_>
[06:26:19 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anyways, as you were saying?
[06:26:38 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Sarcasm. Start a parade.
[06:26:47 PM] ReaperGal: Dedicated to "Our Dear Leader."
[06:27:06 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: But where will we get all the pictures of Hit...Reaper?
[06:27:51 PM] ReaperGal: Excuse me, this is my Kim Jong-il phase.
[06:27:56 PM] ReaperGal: I'm not at hitler.
[06:28:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I hope not.
[06:28:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He only had one testicle.
[06:28:40 PM] ReaperGal: Well, then I'll have to get a fake one.
[06:28:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Tape it onto your forehead and disguise it as a mole.
[06:29:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And kill all subordinates who stare at it.
[06:29:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: KILL THEM ALL.
[06:29:26 PM] ReaperGal: Of course.
[06:29:29 PM] Sarcasm: ...Is this a bad time to tell you I live in israel? >_>
[06:29:46 PM] *** OoAST is now known as OoS.
[06:29:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Not unless you're part of the IAF.
[06:30:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: In that case, I'll have to make some more SAM sites.
[06:30:39 PM] ReaperGal: No. I'm gonna choose a new group of people to punish for no good reason.
[06:30:45 PM] ReaperGal: (OoS)
[06:30:59 PM] Sarcasm: Yay
[06:31:04 PM] inari-chan: mmmm.
[06:31:09 PM] inari-chan: i love hot soup when it's cold.
[06:31:13 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: ....
[06:31:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That's like saying "I love fast cars....
[06:31:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That don't run."
[06:31:38 PM] inari-chan: when it's cold outside, love.
[06:31:41 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, by the way, I'm instituting a "bowl tax"
[06:31:57 PM] inari-chan: I'm drinking from a cup, though.
[06:31:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Can we still make pots?
[06:31:59 PM] ReaperGal: Since Inari is my concubine and helper, she doesn't have to pay it.
[06:32:07 PM] inari-chan: yay. <3
[06:32:26 PM] ReaperGal: The rest of you will now have to eat soup from your shoes.
[06:32:36 PM] OoS: I don't like soup.
[06:32:46 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Can I have his soup?
[06:32:47 PM] ReaperGal: Too bad.
[06:32:50 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[06:32:54 PM] ReaperGal: See, OoS?
[06:32:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Good.
[06:33:00 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane makes the soup EXTRA hot.
[06:33:04 PM] ReaperGal: You could have had soup. But no.
[06:33:15 PM] ReaperGal: You questioned Dear Leader's decisions.
[06:33:16 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane pours it all over Burning's crotch area.
[06:33:31 PM] ReaperGal: And that's what you get.
[06:33:32 PM] OoS: I would start a rebellion against you, except I'm afraid I would be the only one in it.
[06:33:36 PM] * Sarcasm rolls 3D6
[06:33:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: 16.
[06:34:10 PM] Sarcasm: Okay... You have defeated the crotch, Gain 15 EXP
[06:34:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Or, 4, 6, 6.
[06:34:13 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:34:30 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane adds gas to burning's crotch area.
[06:34:35 PM] ReaperGal: I'm subjegating you/
[06:34:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane lights.
[06:34:36 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:34:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: See, firecrotch.
[06:34:44 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane laughs at the Irish.
[06:35:10 PM] ReaperGal: Let's have minority fights!
[06:35:11 PM] * OoS takes a picture of Reaper.
[06:35:15 PM] * OoS BURNS IT.
[06:35:29 PM] ReaperGal: Okay.
[06:35:39 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Sodajerk.
[06:35:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Yes?
[06:35:51 PM] ReaperGal: You're the army.
[06:35:57 PM] ReaperGal: Go quash the OoS rebels.
[06:35:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Ah, good.
[06:36:00 PM] GaMa: who am i....
[06:36:11 PM] GaMa: i'm one of the oldest members of theway community
[06:36:14 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane fires up his F-4 and heads for OoS and drops nape.
[06:36:17 PM] * OoS names a pig "ReaperGal".
[06:36:22 PM] ReaperGal: You're the Cheesemakers union.
[06:36:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane watches as the pig catches fire, along with OoS.
[06:36:35 PM] * ReaperGal makes that illegal.
[06:36:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pigs?
[06:36:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: How will you keep the rednecks in line, then?
[06:37:06 PM] GaMa: ...
[06:37:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: There's only so many family members for them to have.
[06:37:10 PM] Sarcasm: Boars
[06:37:15 PM] ReaperGal: No, just naming pigs after me.,
[06:37:17 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:37:18 PM] GaMa: you asked who i was reapergal =P
[06:37:24 PM] OoS: Ow.
[06:37:29 PM] OoS: Fire is hot.
[06:37:35 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No shit.
[06:37:37 PM] GaMa: HEY, i'm hot =P
[06:37:44 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bullshit.
[06:37:58 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane heads back for more nape and a refuel.
[06:38:13 PM] ReaperGal: But you responded like half an our later.
[06:38:18 PM] ReaperGal: *hour
[06:38:22 PM] ReaperGal: So I forgot.
[06:38:33 PM] * Sarcasm hands Sodajerk his Flameing Dire Rat +3
[06:38:35 PM] ReaperGal: And then you asked who you were, and I told you.
[06:38:37 PM] GaMa: ah
[06:38:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Aha!
[06:38:52 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane attaches that to his canisters of nape.
[06:38:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: This will work well.
[06:39:02 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, sodajerk.
[06:39:04 PM] GaMa: so yeah, once porter gets back on... i'm going to ask for my ops back XD
[06:39:13 PM] * ReaperGal hands sodajerk biological waste.
[06:39:17 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane launches off the deck and drops nape onto Teenrocker.
[06:39:18 PM] GaMa: oh
[06:39:22 PM] ReaperGal: Dump that in OoS territory.
[06:39:27 PM] GaMa: i was also the first user to join #theway =P
[06:39:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What am I suppos...oh.
[06:39:31 PM] GaMa: and first op
[06:39:49 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane drops canisters of horse shit onto OoS' territory.
[06:39:53 PM] ReaperGal: Why on Teen?
[06:39:58 PM] GaMa: and the #1 ranking idle master of #theway >:D
[06:40:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because he likes the fire.
[06:40:06 PM] OoS: Aww, fuck.
[06:40:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He has burning sensations.
[06:40:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: All the time.
[06:40:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Especially when peeing.
[06:40:21 PM] GaMa: what was it... 9wks?
[06:40:33 PM] GaMa: yeah
[06:40:41 PM] GaMa: 9wks of idle =D
[06:40:50 PM] GaMa: it was contest i didn't even know i joined XD
[06:41:14 PM] OoS: Anybody else want to rebel against Reaper?
[06:41:16 PM] OoS: Anyone?
[06:41:32 PM] ReaperGal: Sodajerk. Go capture OoS.
[06:41:35 PM] OoS: We have free Dr. Pepper, even though we don't have any women.
[06:41:40 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What, now?
[06:41:40 PM] Sarcasm: Depends, How much EXP Reaper grants?
[06:41:43 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane sighs.
[06:41:51 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane captures the pile of flaming horse shit.
[06:41:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, you meant OoS.
[06:42:03 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane puts Impossible back where he found him.
[06:42:05 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah.
[06:42:18 PM] ReaperGal: SLAM!
[06:42:28 PM] OoS: That was a pretty sweet burn.
[06:42:37 PM] ReaperGal: It was,
[06:42:43 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:42:50 PM] Sarcasm: True art.
[06:42:51 PM] GaMa:
[06:43:00 PM] OoS: Especially since I thought it was going to be directed toward me, and it wasn't.
[06:43:20 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane captures the peasant hiding under the rock.
[06:44:03 PM] *** Strayed has joined #theway.
[06:44:24 PM] OoS: I'm assuming that's me.
[06:44:30 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Of course.
[06:44:35 PM] Strayed: why do I have a feeling that I just stepped into hell...
[06:44:38 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: If I wanted Teen, I'd say village idiot.
[06:44:40 PM] OoS: I'm not a peasant.
[06:44:47 PM] OoS: I'm more like...
[06:44:48 PM] OoS: A hobo.
[06:44:50 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane oppresses OoS.
[06:44:53 PM] OoS: I demand hobo status.
[06:44:54 PM] *** Jeramyu has joined #theway.
[06:44:55 PM] *** Mode change "+o Jeramyu" for channel #theway by ChanServ.
[06:44:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You're a peasant now.
[06:44:59 PM] OoS: YES!
[06:45:01 PM] *** future_cow has joined #theway.
[06:45:03 PM] OoS: Jeramyu!
[06:45:09 PM] Jeramyu: wow. looks like a party in here.
[06:45:14 PM] OoS: There's been a coup!
[06:45:14 PM] teenr0cker: yup
[06:45:17 PM] teenr0cker: Hai qow!!
[06:45:21 PM] OoS: Reaper's gone mad with power!
[06:45:22 PM] teenr0cker: OMG! QOW!
[06:45:22 PM] ReaperGal: And the superpower has officially taken over ReaperGaltania.
[06:45:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Speaking of flaming piles of horse sh...erm, Hi, Jeramyu.
[06:45:37 PM] ReaperGal: I was oppressing OoS.
[06:45:40 PM] * Jeramyu levitates and glows
[06:45:42 PM] teenr0cker: Totally forgot that qows not a "wanderer"
[06:45:46 PM] future_cow: HAI!
[06:45:49 PM] * Jeramyu pees on Strayed's head
[06:45:50 PM] Strayed: YOU CAN'T LEVITATE OR GLOW
[06:45:56 PM] Strayed: AND YOU CAN'T URINATE.
[06:46:04 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane drops napalm onto Strayed.
[06:46:06 PM] Jeramyu: WHUT EVA WHUT EVA I DO WHAT I WANT!
[06:46:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That I can do.
[06:46:09 PM] Sarcasm: DUM DUM DUM
[06:46:17 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Jeramyu. I was being a dictator.
[06:46:21 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane heads back for more Vietnam era nape.
[06:46:26 PM] ReaperGal: It was fun.
[06:46:30 PM] OoS: She made me bleed anally.
[06:46:33 PM] Jeramyu: sweet
[06:46:37 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I had to capture OoS.
[06:46:46 PM] teenr0cker: There was opression
[06:46:48 PM] teenr0cker: and disease
[06:46:49 PM] ReaperGal: He was the official Anal Sextoy tester.
[06:46:54 PM] ReaperGal: OoS, I mean.
[06:46:56 PM] teenr0cker: and hunger, and destruction
[06:47:02 PM] Jeramyu: cool
[06:47:03 PM] teenr0cker: and a giant lizard!
[06:47:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I was the army and the male concubine and the air force.
[06:47:08 PM] Strayed: damn... that sounds like a cool job...
[06:47:32 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And massive piles of horse shit.
[06:47:32 PM] Sarcasm: ....... I rolled a dice, Kind of....
[06:47:32 PM] ReaperGal: Inari was Female concubine and my helper.
[06:47:34 PM] Sarcasm: Yay for me
[06:47:47 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah. He burnt away Burning's crotch area.
[06:47:53 PM] OoS: I was the entire rebellion.
[06:47:55 PM] Jeramyu: sweet, can I be the official state anal investigator?
[06:48:03 PM] ReaperGal: Sure.
[06:48:09 PM] Jeramyu: awesome.
[06:48:13 PM] Strayed: Can I...... run away?
[06:48:19 PM] ReaperGal: You're like america, and I'm one of the dictators you now support.
[06:48:20 PM] teenr0cker: nope
[06:48:23 PM] teenr0cker: we have your cheetohs
[06:48:33 PM] ReaperGal: You can do whatever you want, Jeramyu.
[06:48:38 PM] Jeramyu: good analogy. Strayed, bend over.
[06:48:45 PM] Jeramyu: heheh
[06:48:46 PM] Strayed: NEVER.
[06:48:47 PM] Jeramyu: analogy
[06:48:48 PM] * Strayed teleports.
[06:48:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Just a normal tuesday for strayed.
[06:49:00 PM] Jeramyu: YOU CAN'T TELEPORT OMGWTFBBQ!@#@$#%
[06:49:05 PM] Strayed: Prove it.
[06:49:06 PM] OoS: Here, Jera. I have an anal sextoy with barbed wire.
[06:49:13 PM] * OoS gives it.
[06:49:22 PM] Jeramyu: excellent. this shall assist in... uh... something
[06:49:23 PM] * ReaperGal has Strayed summarily executed.
[06:49:33 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and OoS.
[06:49:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Good god, I hope that you cleaned the blood off of that.
[06:49:34 PM] * Strayed teleports away from his execution.
[06:49:42 PM] * ReaperGal captures OoS
[06:49:44 PM] OoS: I didn't.
[06:49:46 PM] Jeramyu: sweet. I promote myself to state necrophiliac.
[06:49:50 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shoots strayed at point blank range in the head.
[06:49:51 PM] Strayed: Aha... I have obtained Jera's ability to give himself superpowers.
[06:49:52 PM] OoS: It would make a great gag gift.
[06:49:58 PM] ReaperGal: ..
[06:50:02 PM] OoS: Don't you think?
[06:50:07 PM] * Strayed wonders which...
[06:50:10 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I once walked into this feminists meeting.
[06:50:13 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[06:50:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Clad in nothing but plaid boxers.
[06:50:22 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And wearing a dildo on my head.
[06:50:22 PM] Sarcasm: ...
[06:50:25 PM] Jeramyu: ...
[06:50:27 PM] Sarcasm: .........
[06:50:32 PM] Strayed: ...
[06:50:33 PM] ReaperGal: Strayed, do you not understand what a world superpower is?
[06:50:33 PM] Jeramyu: elipses.
[06:50:36 PM] Sarcasm: ....
[06:50:43 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and
[06:50:46 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[06:50:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You should have see their faces when I turned the dildo on.
[06:50:52 PM] * Strayed teleports to the moon.
[06:50:54 PM] Sarcasm: ....!!! (!)
[06:50:56 PM] inari-chan: Did you get laid, Jones?
[06:50:57 PM] OoS: Hey wait, why am I captured?
[06:51:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No.
[06:51:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: They stole the dildo, too.
[06:51:14 PM] Jeramyu: the moon is an international terrorist threat. I promote myself to state nuker, and blow up the moon.
[06:51:21 PM] ReaperGal: Because I have elite survivalist and infiltration skills.
[06:51:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Sorry, Teen, I'll have OoS buy you a new one.
[06:51:27 PM] ReaperGal: And I used them to catch you.
[06:51:36 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, how thoughtful
[06:51:55 PM] OoS: Yeah, but, what for?
[06:52:01 PM] Strayed: Damn it... I should've just taken the invincible shield superpower.
[06:52:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, a man has needs.
[06:52:12 PM] * Jeramyu awards himself a gold Sean Connery statue
[06:52:19 PM] Strayed: Teleporting is horribly overrated.
[06:52:22 PM] ReaperGal: You're the rebellion leader, OoS
[06:52:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anal sex toys are not one of them.
[06:52:26 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Therefore it's a want.
[06:52:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: HEDONISTS.
[06:52:40 PM] inari-chan: my jaw is popping.
[06:52:47 PM] Sarcasm: ...err..?
[06:52:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I really shouldn't say this...but....
[06:52:57 PM] Strayed: slam your chin into the desk.
[06:53:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Stop giving road head on bump highways.
[06:53:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bumpy rather.
[06:53:36 PM] inari-chan:
[06:53:40 PM] *** You are now known as Sodajerk|FlightTime.
[06:53:41 PM] Jeramyu: I'm making myself an honorary state sadist and torturing innocents.
[06:53:43 PM] inari-chan: That's mean.
[06:53:52 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Sorry, I take opportunities to tease as they come.
[06:53:56 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: And they come often.
[06:53:59 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: And all over the place.
[06:54:00 PM] Jeramyu: I've always wanted road head.
[06:54:05 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Sometimes in the hair...
[06:54:13 PM] teenr0cker: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bullocks! Not compared to how people matter...
[06:54:15 PM] Jeramyu: Or in the eye.
[06:54:21 PM] inari-chan: There's something wrong with the bones in my jaw. It gets shifted out of place sometimes and I have to pop it or it hurts.
[06:54:27 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Anyways, I must be off, this is the only flight time I get this month.
[06:55:10 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, Jera, I'm doing an online hunt for Bill...I tried to post a messege in the Google group and he emailed me
[06:55:43 PM] Sarcasm: Heh thats nothing, I hitted my hand against the desk once and one of my bones moved, And I cannot move it back
[06:55:51 PM] Jeramyu: oh come on. don't beg him to come back. you're playing into his hands! HE IS THE ADVERSARY!!
[06:56:00 PM] teenr0cker: I didn
[06:56:03 PM] teenr0cker: t beg
[06:56:05 PM] Jeramyu: YOU ALL LOVE KARL ROVE. YOU CHERISH HIM.
[06:56:11 PM] ReaperGal: Bill wants us to beg him back.
[06:56:30 PM] teenr0cker: I was posting about the ep 6 party and mentioned it'd be a shame if he missed it
[06:56:55 PM] teenr0cker: and then he promised cookies if I could find his permanant contact info...
[06:56:55 PM] ReaperGal: I liked him. But he's way too arrogant.
[06:57:24 PM] OoS: I hope it didn't spell it "permanant", though.
[06:58:13 PM] Jeramyu: well
[06:58:17 PM] Jeramyu: in times like this
[06:58:20 PM] Jeramyu: I can only say
[06:58:21 PM] Jeramyu: (Link:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... looser.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/animelooser.jpg
[06:58:28 PM] Strayed: we don't need Bill, he just increases the daily level of anal bleeding.
[06:58:59 PM] teenr0cker: oh my...god....
[06:59:03 PM] teenr0cker: rofl
[06:59:17 PM] Jeramyu: I love that pic.
[06:59:30 PM] ReaperGal: That picture is so unbelievably sad...
[06:59:52 PM] OoS: Ha ha.
[06:59:57 PM] teenr0cker: thats over the top
[07:00:17 PM] Strayed: It's jera's wallpaper...
[07:00:29 PM] Jeramyu: totally
[07:00:31 PM] ReaperGal: I I'd cry if I had to look at it too much.
[07:00:48 PM] Jeramyu: but when I do it, I at least don't wear faggy pajamas.
[07:00:51 PM] ReaperGal: The guy in the back is kissing his...
[07:00:55 PM] teenr0cker: I would love to see Tokimeki Check in! and a bunch of other "Entertainment games" on his desktop with that wallpaper
[07:00:57 PM] Strayed: crying and laughing are essentially the same.
[07:01:03 PM] ReaperGal: That's so pathetic...
[07:01:32 PM] *** Burning has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[07:01:41 PM] Strayed: I didn't mean computer wallpaper...
[07:01:49 PM] ReaperGal: Is that like... Some japanese cultural trait I don't understand?
[07:01:51 PM] teenr0cker: ....
[07:01:59 PM] teenr0cker: Yeah, its a guy thing
[07:02:10 PM] teenr0cker: see, guys are controlled by their penuses
[07:02:12 PM] ReaperGal: What, making out with body pillows?
[07:02:12 PM] Sarcasm: How's that more pathetic then porn? Peh, I just wait for a real woman.
[07:02:19 PM] Jeramyu: Yeah. A japanese guy thing though.
[07:02:28 PM] teenr0cker: however, when you have a very small penis, you have a very low standard in life
[07:02:32 PM] Strayed: HEY! porn is not pathetic.
[07:02:33 PM] Jeramyu: I really don't know of anyone personally, who is sad enough to do that.
[07:02:36 PM] ReaperGal: If I cought Tynan humping his body pillow, I would shoot him.
[07:02:37 PM] Strayed: it gives a lot of people jobs.
[07:02:52 PM] Jeramyu: Now let us forget this. With...
[07:02:52 PM] Jeramyu: (Link:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... rpheus.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/shane-morpheus.jpg
[07:03:11 PM] ReaperGal: He's hot.
[07:03:36 PM] ReaperGal: I had a crush on him when that movie first came out.
[07:03:49 PM] Jeramyu: I used Morpheus as a metaphor for Fwacho on the beta-testers board "At first, really mysterious and vague, but in the end he's overweight and getting tossed off a truck."
[07:04:22 PM] teenr0cker: Fwacho...goddamn his hypocrasy
[07:04:27 PM] teenr0cker: or whatever...
[07:04:30 PM] teenr0cker: blarg!
[07:05:25 PM] ReaperGal: If an insane person acts in a way to contradict their morals, would that be hypoCRAZY?
[07:05:26 PM] inari-chan: I enjoy porn.
[07:05:29 PM] inari-chan: And I can get laid.
[07:05:31 PM] teenr0cker: He saw The Way grow, prolly even pitched a few ideas to Lun....And then he goes to Estrana and ...I dunno...points conversations in a direction...I'm not sure if its the right one, because I never check Estrana...
[07:05:43 PM] inari-chan: </delayed reaction>
[07:05:45 PM] ReaperGal: But that's because you're a girl, Inari.
[07:05:47 PM] teenr0cker: damn right you can Robyn
[07:05:54 PM] ReaperGal: From what I can tell, it's harder for guys.
[07:06:09 PM] inari-chan: Really? 'cause I'm a pretty damn ugly chick, and it's still not all that hard.
[07:06:10 PM] * teenr0cker *nods*
[07:06:21 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah.
[07:06:22 PM] teenr0cker: lies
[07:06:31 PM] teenr0cker: I've seen t3h pixxors
[07:06:33 PM] OoS: I've been gone since the last thing I said. Have I missed anything?
[07:06:38 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[07:06:41 PM] OoS: 'Cause I'm not reading all that shit.
[07:06:48 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:06:51 PM] Strayed: reaper is in love with you OoS
[07:06:54 PM] Strayed: she wants your babies.
[07:06:56 PM] teenr0cker: yeah, we need to get on more....
[07:06:58 PM] Jeramyu: And you can take solace in the fact that millions of annonymous smelly men and jacking off to you at any given moment.
[07:07:03 PM] teenr0cker: bear his children!
[07:07:05 PM] Jeramyu: are, even.
[07:07:06 PM] ReaperGal: I want to see a pixxor of Inari.
[07:07:07 PM] Strayed: and then her and inari got into a mud wrestling contest to decide which of them gets you
[07:07:19 PM] teenr0cker: t3h pixxor are pretty hawt
[07:07:22 PM] OoS: Strayed.
[07:07:24 PM] OoS: You're hilarious.
[07:07:25 PM] teenr0cker: Qow agrees, right?
[07:07:38 PM] Strayed: that hurt OoS... that really hurt.
[07:07:57 PM] future_cow: huh?
[07:07:59 PM] Sarcasm: You know, I just recalled something more pathetic then the pillow people.. There was a D&D book called "Erotic Fantasy" with -rules- on how to do it in game, And rolls and everything
[07:08:04 PM] future_cow: about inari == hawt? yais.
[07:08:07 PM] teenr0cker: just say Yais
[07:08:12 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:08:13 PM] Jeramyu: argh. my bird crapped on my desk, stepped in it, and dragged it all over the place.
[07:08:14 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:08:21 PM] Strayed: you have a bird?
[07:08:23 PM] Strayed: since when?
[07:08:27 PM] Jeramyu: uh
[07:08:28 PM] Jeramyu: 5th grade
[07:08:32 PM] teenr0cker: hehe
[07:08:36 PM] teenr0cker: I remember
[07:08:38 PM] Strayed: I refuse to share a basement with a bird.
[07:08:43 PM] teenr0cker: I've seen pics
[07:08:47 PM] Jeramyu: he doesn't live in the basement
[07:08:59 PM] inari-chan: reaper: (Link:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ ... /inari.jpg)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/Komadori/Randomness/inari.jpg
[07:09:28 PM] Strayed: DOG... WON'T... STOP... BARKING...
[07:10:11 PM] ReaperGal: Shoot it.
[07:10:36 PM] Strayed: It doesn't die.
[07:10:38 PM] Jeramyu: (Link:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... AG0004.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/IMAG0004.jpg
[07:10:41 PM] teenr0cker: Take ole yeller outside paw
[07:10:54 PM] teenr0cker: OLD picture...
[07:10:54 PM] teenr0cker: lame!
[07:10:56 PM] ReaperGal: Hotness ^-^
[07:11:02 PM] teenr0cker: Gah!
[07:11:04 PM] teenr0cker: Bird!
[07:11:13 PM] Strayed: which is sexier... Inari... or the bird.
[07:11:23 PM] ReaperGal: Inari, easy.
[07:11:23 PM] teenr0cker: My mind will forever associate Inari with a yellow bird
[07:11:39 PM] Jeramyu: bird is a male. I'm sure it doesn't matter to you, of course.
[07:11:48 PM] teenr0cker: I dunno...That bird is yellow...and it does have a mirror
[07:11:48 PM] inari-chan: I have a cockatiel.
[07:12:09 PM] Jeramyu: cockatiels are cool. my friend has one that is perpetually angry.
[07:12:10 PM] Strayed: OH GOD...
[07:12:23 PM] Strayed: I had the bird picture open and it covered part of...
[07:12:40 PM] Strayed: nevermind. It was funny to see.
[07:13:23 PM] inari-chan: Mine is perpetually angry.
[07:13:45 PM] ReaperGal: Cockatiels are angry birds.
[07:13:58 PM] Jeramyu: ah. actually, if you play it music, it will fly around insanely and screech.
[07:14:04 PM] OoS: Reaper probably pissed them all off.
[07:14:06 PM] Jeramyu: which is amusing.
[07:14:25 PM] Strayed: I wish I could screech...
[07:14:54 PM] ReaperGal: I did.
[07:14:54 PM] teenr0cker: I screech in objection to this grade on my Term Paper!
[07:15:00 PM] teenr0cker: *screech!!!*
[07:15:03 PM] teenr0cker: *screech!!!*
[07:15:20 PM] teenr0cker: You'd think my grade would go up then, right?
[07:15:27 PM] ReaperGal: Before the world began, I created the first cockatiel and then pissed it off. And now, all cockatiels are genetically angry.
[07:15:29 PM] teenr0cker: No, I got a brick thrown at me
[07:15:52 PM] teenr0cker: Ah, the old Transitive property of pissed-off-ness
[07:16:07 PM] OoS: That's exactly what I was thinking.
[07:16:17 PM] OoS: I think one religion actually states that somewhere.
[07:16:22 PM] OoS: I don't remember which.
[07:16:40 PM] ReaperGal: ReaperGalism.
[07:16:54 PM] Jeramyu: The church of trendyology?
[07:16:54 PM] OoS: Right, right.
[07:16:54 PM] ReaperGal: It was the official religion of ReaperGaltonia.
[07:17:09 PM] Jeramyu: which by the way, Strayed, you're excommunitcated for sucking too much.
[07:17:10 PM] Strayed: pfff... that's a stupid name.
[07:17:29 PM] Strayed: I don't think I was ever communicated.
[07:17:37 PM] Jeramyu: Oh.
[07:17:44 PM] Jeramyu: Well you're now in.
[07:17:54 PM] Strayed: No, I'm not.
[07:17:57 PM] Jeramyu: Yes you are.
[07:17:57 PM] teenr0cker: Huzzah!
[07:17:58 PM] Jeramyu: Well
[07:17:59 PM] Jeramyu: No
[07:18:03 PM] teenr0cker: You were
[07:18:03 PM] Jeramyu: you're excommunitcated
[07:18:10 PM] Jeramyu: so yeah, I guess you aren't.
[07:18:56 PM] Strayed: Eh, ain't much of a loss.
[07:19:14 PM] Jeramyu: Oh, we also claim half of your body too.
[07:19:20 PM] * Jeramyu cuts Strayed in half
[07:19:32 PM] Strayed: eh, not much of a loss.
[07:19:39 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, slam.
[07:19:54 PM] ReaperGal: By.. yourself...
[07:19:54 PM] * Jeramyu takes away Strayed's hello kitty vibrator.
[07:20:08 PM] Strayed: ... OH THAT'S IT!
[07:20:11 PM] Strayed: I DECLARE WAR!
[07:20:18 PM] Jeramyu: RWAR
[07:20:24 PM] inari-chan: Can I have it?
[07:20:29 PM] Jeramyu: sure.
[07:20:31 PM] Strayed: CITIZENS OF STRAYDERLAND! RISE! WE SHALL TEAR DOWN THE CHURCH OF TRENDYOLOGY!
[07:21:00 PM] Jeramyu: harhar. Strayderland. That's one chapter of our community's history I prefer to forget.
[07:21:28 PM] Strayed: Then you shouldn't have gone so far!
[07:21:50 PM] Jeramyu: I know. I cut myself at night in atonement for it.
[07:22:30 PM] Strayed: Your extremist cult shall suffer doom at the hands of Zalbak XI.
[07:22:31 PM] Jeramyu: man. I love YTMND. "Teeellll meeee.... why'd you have ta go and make things so KHHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!-plicated?..."
[07:23:24 PM] teenr0cker: lol
[07:23:31 PM] teenr0cker: Which one is that?
[07:23:35 PM] teenr0cker: linx plz!
[07:23:48 PM] Strayed: stupid dog...
[07:23:56 PM] Jeramyu: one of the 9000 Khan ones. I have the sound file downloaded, so I'm not sure which page exactly.
[07:23:59 PM] *** Strayed is now known as Strayed_Bloody_Slaughter.
[07:24:26 PM] teenr0cker: so.......the same name, basically?
[07:24:35 PM] OoS: I think all the Star Trek "KHAAAAAN" ones should go to war against all the Darth Vader "NOOOOOO" ones.
[07:25:41 PM] teenr0cker: yeah
[07:26:00 PM] * iamtheverb alphabetizes
[07:26:08 PM] teenr0cker: Death star vs whatever the crap its called oh its Enterprise
[07:26:15 PM] teenr0cker: HE LIVES!!!
[07:26:21 PM] Jeramyu: sweet
[07:26:38 PM] Jeramyu: I've always wanted to see someone alphabetize.
[07:26:39 PM] * teenr0cker takes J from iamtheverb
[07:26:46 PM] teenr0cker: what choo gonna do now boy?
[07:27:12 PM] *** Strayed_Bloody_Slaughter is now known as Strayed.
[07:28:06 PM] iamtheverb: I think there may be a small animal trapped in my dvd burner
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: sweet
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: did it catch fire yet?
[07:28:54 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, that's L....He had to be disposed of
[07:28:54 PM] iamtheverb: no, but that little light is sure blinking a lot.
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: it'll start to smoke soon.
[07:29:07 PM] Strayed: but after it starts to smoke, dont open it.
[07:29:18 PM] Strayed: The thing will just explode, you'll get innards all over the place.
[07:29:29 PM] teenr0cker: gotta wait 40 minutes
[07:29:34 PM] teenr0cker: then take it out
[07:29:39 PM] Strayed: I'd give it an hour to be safe.
[07:29:43 PM] teenr0cker: and you have a perfect turkey dinner
[07:29:51 PM] teenr0cker: sure....if you like DRY turkey
[07:29:58 PM] iamtheverb: dang it
[07:29:59 PM] Strayed: But it's a chipmunk...
[07:30:14 PM] teenr0cker: oh, then an hour should do it
[07:31:03 PM] Strayed: my freakin shoes are still soaked...
[07:31:34 PM] iamtheverb: in what?
[07:31:38 PM] ReaperGal: Tynan'
[07:31:39 PM] Strayed: and thus they do not fit... so I have to go out in my socks... and then they get wet... then I need new socks.
[07:31:53 PM] ReaperGal: s getting home in a while, and I'm gonna meet him in his apartment.
[07:31:59 PM] ReaperGal: Goodnight everyone.
[07:32:15 PM] iamtheverb: g'night
[07:32:19 PM] *** ReaperGal is now known as ReaperGalWITHTYNAN.
[07:32:30 PM] *** ReaperGalWITHTYNAN has signed off IRC (Quit: Hmm. Tastes like green...).
[07:34:35 PM] Strayed: I guess that means sex.
[07:35:37 PM] Strayed: and I think my left nipple is chapped.
[07:35:59 PM] OoS: Great to know, Strayed.
[07:36:19 PM] OoS: Who's Tynan?
[07:37:22 PM] teenr0cker: The guy so manly, he turned reaper straight
[07:37:30 PM] teenr0cker: my guess...
[07:37:30 PM] OoS: Amazing.
[07:37:44 PM] teenr0cker: Darn shame...but yes, amazing
[07:37:55 PM] *** OoS is now known as Occurrence_of_FuckOff.
[07:38:04 PM] Occurrence_of_FuckOff: ...That looks wrong.
[07:38:13 PM] *** Occurrence_of_FuckOff is now known as OoS_Gone.
[07:38:20 PM] teenr0cker: masturbation? At this hour?
[07:38:23 PM] teenr0cker: oh...
[07:38:23 PM] OoS_Gone: Better, but not as hostile.
[07:38:46 PM] OoS_Gone: Oh well.
[07:39:12 PM] Jeramyu: bwahaha
[07:39:13 PM] Jeramyu: (Link:
http://wheelofytmnd.ytmnd.com/)http://wheelofytmnd.ytmnd.com/
[07:39:52 PM] Jeramyu: ahahaha
[07:40:01 PM] Jeramyu: it's been too long since I've checked out this site
[07:40:25 PM] Strayed: I really should go out an buy AOE III
[07:42:25 PM] Sarcasm: Heh, NWN and The Way are the only games one ever needs.
[07:43:20 PM] Strayed: I've done far too much rm2k-diving into The Way recently...
[07:43:53 PM] Strayed: and I've never played NWN
[07:44:03 PM] Sarcasm: *Gasp*
[07:44:27 PM] Jeramyu: and what about community game v388293463 or whatever?
[07:44:40 PM] Sarcasm: You can cleanse yourself by playing NWN 2 (Will be out in 6 months)
[07:44:43 PM] Strayed: Yeah, Lun blew my mind with E6... had to stop.
[07:46:19 PM] teenr0cker: NWN?
[07:46:25 PM] Strayed: Neverwinter Nights
[07:46:27 PM] Sarcasm: Don't get me wrong, The offical campaign sucks, Hard, But NWN rocks thanks to the modders.
[07:46:29 PM] * iamtheverb reboots
[07:46:30 PM] *** iamtheverb has signed off IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.68a [Firefox 1.0.7/20050915]).
[07:46:53 PM] Sarcasm: I am playing on servers for 3 years now
[07:47:36 PM] Jeramyu: I'll just wait for Oblivion.
[07:47:56 PM] Strayed: I've been waiting to try out Dark and Light.
[07:48:19 PM] Sarcasm: NWN never gets boring given the fact the people keep changeing it ,Createing new classes, Monsters, Items, and so on
[07:48:35 PM] Sarcasm: that**
[07:50:12 PM] Jeramyu: I've been meaning to get my hands on NWN, but people keep swapping it around, so I've never got ahold of it yet. Not that I have any HD space at all...
[07:50:49 PM] Jeramyu: I'll just have to stick to an outdated 7 year old game known as Tribes.
[07:51:07 PM] Sarcasm: Well NWN 2 is out soon enough
[07:52:51 PM] Sarcasm: And knowing what kind of people play NWN, It will have some awesome communtiy created content. Heck, Look what they made for the first one (Link:
http://nwvault.ign.com/cep/)http://nwvault.ign.com/cep/
[07:53:02 PM] Jeramyu: Meh. Maybe I'll splurge. I'm shoveling some rich douche's house this winter, so I'll get cashmonies.
[07:54:03 PM] Jeramyu: That wasn't implying theft, btw.
[07:54:05 PM] Jeramyu: =P
[07:56:16 PM] Sarcasm: Heh, Knowing myself I'll likely just play NWN 2 for 3-6 years untill NWN 3 is out, And so on, Untill I die
[07:57:16 PM] Strayed: so... sex?
[07:59:44 PM] Sarcasm: ... (!)
[08:00:00 PM] Strayed: forgot about that... didnt you?
[08:00:18 PM] Sarcasm: ....What dice do I roll to do that?
[08:00:49 PM] Strayed: Okay, that's too easy...
[08:01:12 PM] Sarcasm: A D20, Right?
[08:01:45 PM] Strayed: yeah, sure.
[08:03:41 PM] Sarcasm: Do I need to make a Use Magic Device check first?
[08:04:05 PM] Jeramyu: YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
[08:04:47 PM] *** Ghoti has joined #theway.
[08:05:03 PM] Sarcasm: *Gasp* Ho noes!
[08:05:51 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Night landings are always fun.
[08:05:55 PM] *** You are now known as Sodajerk.
[08:06:38 PM] *** future_cow has signed off IRC (Quit: BAIBAIBAI!).
[08:08:50 PM] teenr0cker: farewell qow
[08:08:50 PM] *** Jeramyu has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
[08:08:53 PM] teenr0cker: heh
[08:09:08 PM] *** teenr0cker has signed off IRC (Quit: Everybody else is doing it).
[08:09:24 PM] Sarcasm: ...
[08:09:36 PM] Strayed: mmm... yeah.