Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Forerunner]

..... is that all you do?.....promote wikipedia.....

[OverlordBill]

Hey. I'm trying to be exclusive here. But no. You have to go and enlighten the masses. Communist.

Crazy borscht loving Communist.

[Non-Sequitur]

..... is that all you do?.....promote wikipedia.....

I have just been seeing a lot of opportunities lately.

[Impossible]

<Strayed> I feel gay.

[Jonesy]

[07:18:34PM] SodaJerk: Amazing, isn't it?
[07:18:51PM] SodaJerk: All the ops are gone; party time.
[07:20:46PM] voodooKobra: alright
[07:21:25PM] voodooKobra: if there are any girls here, I declare an orgy
[07:21:44PM] SodaJerk: I don't think Inari will oblige you in that fact.
[07:21:56PM] inari-chan: What?
[07:22:01PM] inari-chan: I'm female.
[07:22:22PM] inari-chan: And while you are free to make blowjob-with-handlebars comments about my current pigtails, orgy = no.
[07:23:09PM] SodaJerk: I'm guessing DP is out.
[07:23:40PM] inari-chan: While it is indeed very hot (as is group sex)... heh... I should maybe just stop talking now.

And

[08:08:49PM] Glenn: Sarah liked Porn.
[08:08:49PM] Jeramyu: hmmm
[08:08:56PM] Sodajerk: With a big p?
[08:09:00PM] Sodajerk: Or a little p?
[08:09:07PM] Glenn: When we were dating, she told me she watches porn whenever her parents are gone.
[08:09:20PM] Fitz: Is Porn like the ultimate porn?
[08:09:24PM] Sodajerk: Yes.
[08:09:31PM] Sodajerk: It's actually the final beta of porn.
[08:09:44PM] Glenn: Ali doesn't like porn. She thinks it's too fake and makes men think that women actually act that way.
[08:09:45PM] Fitz: Wow.
[08:09:57PM] Fitz: But women DO act that way.
[08:10:01PM] Fitz: Oh...
[08:10:14PM] Sodajerk: What? They don't go screaming after pizza delivery men screaming I WANT YOUR BODY?
[08:10:28PM] Glenn: Apparently not...
[08:10:40PM] Sodajerk: What kind of world are we living in?
[08:10:45PM] Fitz: My dreams of delivering pizza are now shattered.
[08:11:25PM] Burning: way to ruin the dream

[Fitz Tayo]

I was wading through my logs and found:

[16:19] <Fitz> I do believe I did well on my test.
[16:20] <ReaperGal> What test was that?
[16:20] <Fitz> The test I had today.
[16:21] <ReaperGal> And what test was that?
[16:21] <Fitz> Electricity and another one of Humans.
[16:21] <Fitz> What made it simple: multiple choise.
[18:08] <Telephalsion> GAhooga
[18:09] <ReaperGal> ?
[18:10] <Telephalsion> nothing...
[18:13] <iamtheverb> awesome
[18:15] <ReaperGal> Just a random gahooga?
[18:16] <Fitz> Gahooga's are never random.
[18:16] <iamtheverb> a random gahooga every now and then does the body good
[18:16] <Fitz> THEY ARE ALWAYS PLANNED BY THE ILLUMINATI!
[18:17] <ReaperGal> No they aren't...
[18:17] * ReaperGal pulls out a gun and shoots fitz.
[18:18] <ReaperGal> By the way, the illuminati don't exist.
[18:18] <ReaperGal> ^-^
[18:20] <Fitz> That's what they WANT you to think!
[18:21] * ReaperGal shoots fitz.
[18:22] <ReaperGal> They really don't exist.
[18:22] <Fitz> Prove it.
[18:22] * ReaperGal shoots fitz
[18:22] <ReaperGal> This would work better if it wasn't a squirt gun...
[18:23] <iamtheverb> fill it with acid
[18:23] <Fitz> Fill is with gin!
[18:23] <Fitz> it*
[18:25] <Fitz> Do it.
[18:25] * ReaperGal fills the squirt gun
[18:25] <Fitz> with...
[18:25] <ReaperGal> With...
[18:26] <ReaperGal> cat pee
[18:26] <ReaperGal> There.
[18:26] <Fitz> ...
[18:26] <Fitz> Good enough for me.
[18:26] <iamtheverb> now stain his shirt!!
[18:28] <Telephalsion> :O
[18:28] <Telephalsion> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:28] * Telephalsion leaps out in front of fitz in an actiony manner
[18:29] * Telephalsion lands
[18:29] * ReaperGal shoots over tele into fitz
[18:29] * iamtheverb shrugs
[18:30] <ReaperGal> A little early, Tele.
[18:33] <Fitz> Dude, you suck at saving my ass.
[18:34] <Telephalsion> sorry
[18:34] <Telephalsion> I onloy got a C in bodyguard school
[18:34] <ReaperGal> Onloy.
[18:34] <ReaperGal> ^-^
[18:34] <Fitz> And spelling school.
[18:34] <Fitz> BRUN!
[18:34] <Fitz> Bugger.
[18:35] <Telephalsion> onloy...
[18:35] * iamtheverb eats some cheddar goldfish
[18:36] <Telephalsion> :O
[18:36] <Fitz> That goes on the fun typo list.
[18:36] <Telephalsion> cheese and fish...
[18:37] <Fitz> Chish!
[18:37] <Fitz> Or feese
[18:38] <ReaperGal> I like Chish.
[18:38] <ReaperGal> That's a cool word.
[18:40] <ReaperGal> I want to kick someone, but OoS isn't here...
[18:41] * iamtheverb puts a 'KICK ME' sign on Fitz's back
[18:43] * Telephalsion kicks fitz
[18:43] <Fitz> I have an idea.
[18:43] <ReaperGal> What?
[18:44] * Fitz takes off sign, draws an arrow pointing to the right of him, puts it back on, stands to the left of Verb.
[18:45] <Fitz> Sheer genius.
[18:46] * Telephalsion kicks fitz in the right kidney
[18:47] <iamtheverb> awesome
[18:47] <Fitz> Screw this.
[18:47] * Fitz kicks Verb and then Tele.
[18:47] <Fitz> In the face.
[18:48] * ReaperGal kicks Fitz
[18:49] <Fitz> Why do people kick me where ever I go?
[18:49] <iamtheverb> why don't you ask the illuminati
[18:50] <ReaperGal> You have a sign on your back.
[18:50] <iamtheverb> that too
[18:54] <Telephalsion> GRAALBL
[18:55] <Fitz> Bullies.

[01:17] <Porter> so callie and i did something for the first time last night
[01:17] <Teenr0cker> 69?
[01:17] <Porter> lol no
[01:17] <Porter> 10
[01:18] <Teenr0cker> ....
[01:19] <Fitz> Does the circle represent somebody trying to give themselves oral?
[01:19] <Fitz> 0*
[01:20] <Teenr0cker> 8========D~~~~~~~O:)
[01:21] <Porter> hmmm
[01:21] <Porter> 10 = sex
[01:21] <Fitz> Go Porter.

(The 1 is somebody watching)

[19:41] <Fitz> Hi.
[19:41] <Porter> i love you
[19:41] <Porter> bear my children
[19:41] <Bakazuki> I heard that enough from stupid chicks on the internet. It doesn't effect me much anymore.
[19:42] <Fitz> Not tonight, I'm worn out from last night.
[19:42] <Porter> bear my children baka
[19:42] <Fitz> Oh!
[19:42] <Bakazuki> Well, not that. But I already know you aren't serious.
[19:42] <Fitz> First sight of somebody else you go running off!
[19:42] <Porter> lolol
[19:42] <Porter> fitz
[19:42] <Porter> i'm horny damnit
[19:42] <Porter> but you would always be my #1
[19:43] <Fitz> One word - Carrie.
[19:43] <Porter> carrie?
[19:43] <Porter> :S
[19:43] <Porter> the movie?
[19:43] <Fitz> It's a wierd film isn't it?
[19:44] <Bakazuki> Two of the girls who said that to me are extremely obssessive, and the other one's hobby was messing around with the minds of lonely guys.
[19:44] <Fitz> With the hand and the grave.
[19:44] <Porter> baka, you are very attachable
[19:44] <Bakazuki> Attachable?
[19:45] <Fitz> Able to attach to e.g. a grapling hook.
[19:45] <Fitz> Though to describe that I'd use grapable.
[19:48] <Porter> grabaskdfkle
[19:49] <Porter> bababa
[19:50] <Fitz> Have you somehow devised a way to get instantly drunk?
[19:52] <Porter> lol
[19:52] <Porter> wouldnt that be cool
[19:52] <Fitz> Yeah, as much as I love cider... I can only hold so much in me at a time.
[19:59] <Bakazuki> I'm going to sleep. See ya.
[19:59] * Bakazuki has quit IRC (Quit: Constantly talking does not necessarily mean you're communicating.)
[20:00] <Fitz> There should be more IRC quotes.
[20:01] <Porter> i love you
[20:01] <Fitz> Go me!
[20:03] <Porter> GO YOU
[20:03] <Porter> ON MY BALLS
[20:09] <Fitz> But they're large and wobbly!

[17:07] <Fitz> Wuble.
[17:11] <iamtheverb> huh.
[17:25] <Fitz> It's like Wobble but nicer/
[17:26] <iamtheverb> phew, that's a relief

[18:46] <iamtheverb> well if it isn't my old buddy War
[18:46] <iamtheverb> how are the wife and kids
[18:46] <WarV> fine fine
[18:47] <WarV> Hows the girlfriend
[18:47] <WarV> you do it yet?
[18:49] <iamtheverb> do what? fake her death and collect the insurance money?
[18:54] <WarV> Sure why not
[18:54] * ReaperGal has joined #theway
[18:55] <WarV> and that is why you never talk to dogs.
[18:56] <ReaperGal> ...
[18:56] <WarV> Oh hello
[18:57] <WarV> I was just telling iamtheverb about what happens to people who go on reality shows.
[18:58] <ReaperGal> Well, not making that statement any saner, but sure...
[19:03] <iamtheverb> so to review, what happens to people who go on reality shows?
[19:05] <WarV> scrolll up
[19:07] <iamtheverb> oh right, they scroll up
[19:07] <iamtheverb> poor bastards probably never see it coming

[20:30] <Fitz> I thought I felt my leasbian senses tingling this week-end.
(I actually have them)

[14:43] <Porter> FITZ!
[14:43] * Porter hugz in loving way
[14:43] <Fitz> PORTY!
[14:43] <Fitz> How else can you hug?
[14:43] * Porter hugz fitz and kills him
[14:43] <Fitz> Oh yeah.
[14:44] <Fitz> How goes it in the land of Port.
[14:44] <Porter> pretty busy
[14:44] <Porter> got a new apartment i have to move into in 2 weeks
[14:45] <Porter> basketball camps
[14:45] <Porter> girlfriend
[14:45] <Porter> work
[14:45] <Porter> beer
[14:45] <Porter> all the same
[14:45] <Fitz> Sounds good.
[14:47] <Porter> i got a little kids camp to coach in 10 minutes
[14:47] <Porter> hehe
[14:48] <Fitz> GIve them hell.
[14:48] <Fitz> Teach them football instead of basketball or something.
[14:49] <Porter> lol i will
[14:49] <Porter> one of them CRIES and sits in the corner whenever he loses or gets out
[14:49] <Porter> there are little girls there more manly than this pussy shit
[14:49] <Fitz> How old are these kids?
[14:49] <Porter> 3rd - 5th graders

[11:07] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Fitz
[11:46] * Telephalsion has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[11:47] <Fitz> You might be in for a world of bans if I wasn't a responsible OP.
(HINT HINT)

[22:20] * Telephalsion sets mode: +v Teenr0cker
[22:21] * Telephalsion sets mode: +h Impossible`
[22:21] * Telephalsion sets mode: +v inari-chan
[22:21] <Telephalsion> now it looks more organized
[22:21] <Fitz> You're such a rogue OP Tele.
[22:21] <Telephalsion> yep
[22:21] <Telephalsion> but i rock
[22:21] <Telephalsion> so it evens out

[01:34] <Fitz> Hallo all.
[01:36] <inari-chan> Hi Fitz!
[01:36] <Fitz> Thanks for the enthusiasm.
[01:37] <Ghoti> Hello, wanderer.
[01:29] <Fitz> Wow... usually I just get crazy people shouting "FITZ!" or "SPRITZERS!" much to my annoyance. Sane answers won't bode well for thee here.
[01:30] <Ghoti> Okay.
[01:31] <Ghoti> OMFGBBQ ITS FITZ LOLZ !!!!111!!
[01:31] <Fitz> That's much better.
[01:31] <inari-chan> LYKZOMGFITZ-WAFFLES!!!!1111elelvenoneone1112
[01:32] <Fitz> Thanks for humouring me.
[01:32] <Jeramyu> Bill isn't around here anymore, so we don't have to suffer his varied welcome mantras.
[01:34] <Fitz> It was mostly Bill.
[01:34] <Jones|One> FITZ!!! OMG!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneone
[01:35] <Jones|One> Sorry, I have to do that occasionally or I'll get my internet membership revoked. Part 26 of the charter.
[01:36] <Ghoti> Internet membership?
[01:36] <Jeramyu> I beat the final boss of the internet, so I don't have to abide by that stupid charter. My membership is irrevokable.
[01:37] <Jones|One> But you still have to pay me for the vodka.
[01:37] <Jones|One> Sorry.
[01:37] <Jones|One> No deal.
[01:37] <Fitz> Final boss?
[01:37] <Jeramyu> Yes.
[01:37] * Jones|One is now known as Bartender
[01:37] <Fitz> I must have skipped that part of the contract.
[01:38] <Bartender> The final boss of the internet is a 8 year old who uses AOL and plays counterstrike source while spamming the voice chat.
[01:38] <Jeramyu> Nope
[01:38] <Ghoti> What the bloody hell is AOL?
[01:39] <Jeramyu> It's Mr. Clean.
[01:39] <Bartender> You mean Cattell?
[01:39] <Bartender> Dang.
[01:40] <Jeramyu> You're refering to a rare boss that spawns in the Intellegence Void.
[01:40] <Fitz> Can't be that hard to beat. Uses AOL.
[01:40] <Bartender> No, I'm talking about my old Calc teacher.
[01:40] <Bartender> Who looks like Mr. Clean.
[01:41] <Jeramyu> Nonono, the 8 year old, named "Xx_SSJ69GoKuSePhIrOtH_aZn_xX45464"
[01:42] <Bartender> Oh, right.
[01:42] <Bartender> I keep getting those two mixed up.
[01:42] <Ghoti> I thought the name couldn't be that long.
[01:42] <Bartender> It probably can.
[01:43] <Fitz> It's a final boss, it can have a long name.
[01:43] <Jeramyu> goddamn it
[01:43] <Ghoti> I thought there was a 15 character limit or something.
[01:43] <Jeramyu> the final boss is Mr.Clean, that cleaning product mascot
[01:43] <Bartender> You mean my calc teacher.

[02:46] <Bartender> Where did you put the monkey?
[02:46] <Fitz> I left it behind the fridge.
[02:46] <Burning> the monkey is in the barrel
[02:46] <Fitz> In the barrel behind the fridge.
[02:46] <Bartender> I find your lack of faith disturbing,
[02:46] <FLW> I get the feeling either I missed the crutial part of this conversation..... or we're all idiots
[02:47] <Burning> um, there is no crutial part of this conversation, and i'm an idiot
[02:47] <Fitz> Why are we all idiots if you don't understand?
[02:47] <Bartender> Jeez!
[02:47] <Bartender> It's not like we're talking gibberish.
[02:48] <Bartender> Pay attention!
[02:48] <Fitz> Don't be stupid!
[02:48] <Bartender> Take notes!
[02:48] <Bartender> Hands out of pants!
[02:48] <FLW> wtf
[02:48] <Bartender> Jeramy, hands off the vodka!
[02:48] <Fitz> Wait... how did you know I had my hands...
[02:48] <Bartender> You pay the tab first.
[02:48] <FLW> i'll just sit and listen for a while then
[02:48] <Fitz> Nobody has that sort of money!
[02:48] <Bartender> Oh, yes, they do!
[02:49] <Bartender> Orphans do.
[02:49] <Bartender> And old grandmas.
[02:49] <Bartender> Which are my two primary targ....donators.
[02:49] <Fitz> Donators!?
[02:49] <Fitz> YOU INHUMAN BASTARD!
[02:50] <Fitz> Taking donations...
[02:50] <FLW> lol
[02:50] <Bartender> Out of their flesh.
[02:50] <Fitz> Fleshy donations.
[02:50] <Burning> ...is it just me or does that sound like a porn title?
[02:51] <Bartender> If you happen to be into catholic priest porn.
[02:52] <Fitz> I think we all know that we are.

[02:55] <Bartender> That's what I would do if I ever had the ability to control time.
[02:56] <FLW> what... throw coke at people
[02:56] <Bartender> I'd stop time in the middle of a movie, put goatse in it, then watch as the kindergarteners run out of "PeeWee's Big Bike Adventure."
[02:56] <Fitz> That's all you'd do?
[02:56] <FLW> oooooooook then
[02:57] <Fitz> Why not rob a bank or something?
[02:57] <Bartender> Well, since we are screwing with physics enough...
[02:57] <Bartender> Pfft, robbing banks!
[02:57] <Bartender> Ha!
[02:57] <Bartender> I steal nuclear launch codes.
[02:57] <Bartender> And give GW an atomic wedgie.
[02:57] <Fitz> Or just place something like a bucket of custard above somebodies head!
[02:57] <Bartender> "Dick! Did you just give me a wedgie!"
[02:58] <Bartender> "Uh, no, George."
[02:58] <Bartender> "Well, something's in my pants."
[02:58] <Bartender> "I think that's your dick."
[02:58] <Bartender> "See, you did touch my pants! LIAR! Liars always hesitate."
[02:58] <Fitz> You already did that one.
[02:59] <Burning> ....
[02:59] <Bartender> There's a wooden stick figure right there.
[02:59] <FLW> a stick figure of what now
[03:00] <Bartender> A big monster! A big monster? A very big monster! Let's let the japanese take care of it.
[03:00] * Ghoti is now known as GhotiDoingSomething
[03:01] <FLW> they'll set godzilla onto it
[03:01] <Burning> i agree...
[03:01] <Bartender> Gojira!
[03:02] <Bartender> Treetops and tree forts, our society has now ended!

[03:24] <FLW> It's hilarious how Springfield continually puts himself into worse and worse stangin with everybody... mainly Impossible
[03:24] <FLW> no
[03:24] <Burning> o wait its UHS now
[03:24] <Burning> ya hes like badmouthing himsedlf
[03:26] <FLW> his parents went on a holiday or something and he's staying over Slipknots house.... and their computers arent very good so I think thats why he hasnt posted for a while
[03:26] <Fitz> You know too much!
[03:26] <Fitz> BLASPHEME!
[03:26] <FLW> I do
[03:26] <FLW> hmmm
[03:27] <Burning> hahaha slipknot
[03:27] <FLW> what? you want me to blaspheme
[03:27] <FLW> he is an idiot
[03:27] <Fitz> I mean you are blaspheming.
[03:27] <Burning> he got screwed fast
[03:27] <Fitz> Because you know too much about the affairs of Doovy and co.
[03:28] <FLW> I do........
[03:28] <FLW> bummer.............
[03:28] <Fitz> Hahah.
[03:28] <Fitz> Loser.
[03:28] <Burning> AWSOME!'
[03:29] <FLW> you're a very blunt guy arnt you Fitz
[03:29] <Fitz> No.
[03:29] <Fitz> I'm not.
[03:29] <FLW> not stoopid.... just striaghtforward
[03:30] <FLW> think of me as your little Doovy and co. spy
[03:30] <Burning> HES A SPY!
[03:30] <FLW> lol
[03:31] <FLW> uhhh oh... now you have to decide whom I'm a spy for
[03:31] <FLW> you............ or them
[03:31] <Fitz> You'll be a spy for us or you're going to become a Flesh Donator.
[03:32] <FLW> again with the porn movies
[03:33] <FLW> oh wait... you're talking about the pain and torture
[03:33] <Fitz> No.
[03:33] <Fitz> I'm not.
[03:34] <FLW> so what are we talking about then?
[03:34] <Burning> pie?
[03:35] <FLW> pie is good... most of the time.... never buy pies from a school cantina
[03:35] <Fitz> Porn.
[03:35] <FLW> what
[03:35] <Fitz> Porn.
[03:35] <FLW> I'm no pornstar
[03:35] <Fitz> Can't you read?
[03:36] <Fitz> You will be someday. You're going to make it.
[03:36] <FLW> so, I spy on them... or you'll turn me into a pornstar?
[03:36] <Fitz> Trust me. The pay sucks.
[03:37] <FLW> I'll take your word for it
[03:38] <Burning> ya and its not that easy
[03:38] <Fitz> Wait...
[03:38] <Burning> FAT!
[03:38] <Fitz> Why do we want you to spy on Doovy and co. again?
[03:38] <Fitz> It's FATi by the way.
[03:38] <FLW> my point exactly
[03:38] <Fitz> Why do they want to spy on us?
[03:39] <Burning> NO YOUR ALL FAT!
[03:39] <Fitz> Apart from the obvious awesomeness factor.
[03:39] <FLW> they dont... do they
[03:39] <FLW> mmmmmmm.... burning fat
[03:39] <Fitz> It's not fat. It's the awesomeness being forced out my body.
[03:40] <Fitz> I use that too much.
[03:40] <FLW> hmmmm..... I need lunch... be back in a sec
[03:40] <Burning> LUNCH!
[03:40] <Burning> oh ya other side of the world
[03:40] <GhotiDoingSomething> Hey, stop talking. You keep making me die.
[03:41] <Jeramyu> ...what?
[03:41] <GhotiDoingSomething> You did it again!
[03:41] <FLW> lol
[03:41] <FLW> die
[03:41] <GhotiDoingSomething> Geez.
[03:41] <Jeramyu> what are you doing?
[03:42] <GhotiDoingSomething> I'm doing something.
[03:42] <GhotiDoingSomething> Look at my name.
[03:42] <Jeramyu> why is making text appear on your screen making you die?
[03:42] <Fitz> You're in the porn industry too?
[03:42] <GhotiDoingSomething> Me?
[03:42] <FLW> hmmmm..... italian minestrone soup, pumpkin soup or a tuna sandwich..... what would you have?
[03:43] <Fitz> A donut.
[03:43] <GhotiDoingSomething> I'm not in the porn industry. My penis is too small.
[03:43] <Burning> it all blended
[03:43] <FLW> weird...... very weird...... I'll decide on my own
[03:43] <FLW> better for my health and sanity
[03:45] <Jeramyu> my friends recorded a soft core porno
[03:45] <Jeramyu> sorta
[03:45] <Fitz> DId they show you it?
[03:45] <GhotiDoingSomething> Can I see it?
[03:46] <Fitz> Get back to your FMA collection!
[03:46] <Jeramyu> well, basically, one of my friends was drunk, and they had him run around naked, and have his genitals hid by a bunch of random items ala Austin Powers
[03:46] <GhotiDoingSomething> Awesome.
[03:46] <Fitz> Would that really work if you were drunk?
[03:46] <Jeramyu> I dunno
[03:47] <Jeramyu> He has pretty good coordination for being drunk
[03:47] <Jeramyu> just vomits a lot
[03:47] <Fitz> I bet he wasn't.
[03:48] <Burning> just wanted a reason to be naked
[03:49] <Fitz> You don't need a reason to be naked.
[03:49] <Jeramyu> some people do
[03:49] <Fitz> Nutters.
[03:49] <deviantnari> yay, almost done uploading
[03:50] <Burning> i like streaking
[03:50] <Jeramyu> streaking is awesome
[03:50] <Fitz> Really?
[03:50] <Jeramyu> yes
[03:50] <Fitz> Usually streakers are all fat and ugly.
[03:50] <Burning> exept when you fall in a ditch
[03:50] <Fitz> Well, the ones we get are.
[03:50] <Jeramyu> doing it in a crowded shopping mall is
[03:51] <Burning> som guy did it at my school
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[03:53] <GhotiDoingSomething> Yay! I didn't die!
[03:54] <Fitz> Such a shame too.
[03:56] <GhotiDoingSomething> Geez, so many people want me to die.
[03:57] <Fitz> By dying you'd make so many people happy. Making people happy is a good thing. Therefore, you living is a bad thing.
[03:58] <Fitz> And you're evil.
[03:58] <Fitz> Technically.
[03:58] <GhotiDoingSomething> What is technically evil? I'm not evil by my standards.
[03:59] <Burning> evil is
[03:59] <Fitz> Technically evil is when you're evil if you follow the rules of evility. Bill has about 20 copies. All stolen from the library... evil bastard.
[04:00] <Fitz> Anyway, it's only technically evil because maybe people don't think you ARE evil.
[04:01] <GhotiDoingSomething> Okay, why am I evil?
[04:01] <Burning> because you ate all my pie
[04:01] <GhotiDoingSomething> Oh shi... that was yours?
[04:01] <Fitz> And because you follow the rules of evil.
[04:02] <Burning> gnrr yes
[04:02] <Fitz> But that pales in comparison to the pie thing, go with that.
[04:02] <GhotiDoingSomething> Explain these rulse to me.
[04:02] <GhotiDoingSomething> *rules
[04:02] <Fitz> I don't know them. I'm not evil.
[04:02] <Burning> ask bill
[04:02] <Fitz> I told you Bill has copies.
[04:02] <GhotiDoingSomething> I don't know them either...
[04:02] <Burning> LIES
[04:03] <GhotiDoingSomething> Well, if I did know them, why would I be asking what they are?
[04:03] <Burning> to cover up
[04:03] <Fitz> Duhh.
[04:04] <GhotiDoingSomething> Okay.
[03:53] <GhotiDoingSomething> Why would I hide the fact that I'm evil? Wouldn't being evil make me cool?
[03:53] * GhotiDoingSomething is now known as Ghoti
[03:53] <Burning> only to evil people
[03:54] <Burning> and all evil people must be assassinated
[03:54] <Burning> wow both evils lined up

[15:51] * Telephalsion sets mode: +hhhhh Jones|Banzaiiiiiii inari-chan Impossible` FLW Fitz
[15:51] <Telephalsion> there'
[15:52] <Fitz> Can't go wrong.
[15:55] <FLW> ummm
[15:55] <FLW> anyone explain what just happend? I'm still a newb at this
[15:57] <Fitz> You just got banned.
[15:57] <FLW> liar
[15:57] <FLW> how can I be banned if I'm still chatting?
[15:59] <Fitz> What did I say you got banned from?
[16:00] <FLW> ooook
[16:00] <FLW> well Mr.Smartass.... wtf did I get banned from?
[16:00] <Fitz> Being cool.
[16:01] <Fitz> Though for you it'd go without saying.
[16:01] <Fitz> Yeah, that put you in your place.
[16:01] <FLW> ha. not.
[16:07] <Fitz> Ah the cunning of me.
[16:01] <FLW> subtlety is one of gods greatest gifts......... he musn't have liked me much
[16:03] <Fitz> No, I didn't.
[16:03] <Fitz> Getit see, I'm implying I'm God.
[16:06] <FLW> he musnt have like you much either
[16:07] <Fitz> The god of fortune loves me actually.
[16:09] <FLW> I meant THE god.... not the various other gods of random shit
[16:11] <Fitz> Like the god of chicken eggs.
[16:11] <Fitz> That one hates me.
[16:11] <FLW> why?
[16:12] <Fitz> Ironically. I egged his house.

[16:28] <Ghoti> Why is everyone half-ops?
[16:28] <Fitz> Question is: Why aren't you?
[16:28] <Fitz> It's the latest craze.
[16:31] <FLW> I still dont know wtf it means

[20:02] <Fitz> Still as lively as ever, I see.
[20:03] <Ghoti> You can't expect the channel to be lively all the time.
[20:19] <Fitz> I can expect anything I want.
[20:19] <Ghoti> Okay.
[20:19] <Fitz> I expect most of my expectations won't be met though.

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[22:28] <Fitz2> YES!
[22:28] * Fitz2 is now known as Fitz
[22:28] <Fitz> Nobody messes with Fitz.
[22:28] <Fitz> Not even myself.
[22:30] <Burning> thats power
[22:30] <Fitz> Too damn right it is.
[22:31] <Bartender> How is the proper technique for exerting power?
[22:31] <Bartender> Actually, that would be what.
[22:32] <Fitz> Abusing that power?
[22:32] <Bartender> Making people suffer.
[22:32] <Bartender> Jeez.
[22:32] <Bartender> Nobody reads Orwell anymore.
[22:32] <Fitz> It usually comes under the same catagory.
[22:33] <Bartender> How do you exert power over other people? By making them suffer.
[22:33] <Bartender> Eh, not so much.
[22:33] <Bartender> You could abuse your power and do good things.
[22:34] <Fitz> Yeah but who's going to do that?
[22:34] <Fitz> Pfft.
[22:22] <Burning> stupid people and super heros
[22:22] <Bartender> There are such things as benevolent dictators.
[22:22] <Fitz> Again... pfft.
[22:24] <Burning> fshaw
[22:27] <Fitz> P'shaw.
[22:27] <Burning> ....
[22:28] <Fitz> Fast Draw McGraw
[22:29] <inari-chan> I hate this skirt.
[22:31] <Fitz> I know what you mean.
[22:31] <Burning> ....fitz....
[22:32] <Fitz> Eh what?
[22:33] <Burning> nevermind
[22:33] <Fitz> Righty-ho.
[22:34] <Burning> so...how about that weather?
[22:35] <Fitz> What about it?
[22:39] <Bartender> Fire is raining down from the heavens!
[22:39] <Bartender> The sky has turned dark!
[22:39] <Bartender> The apocalpyse is upon us!
[22:39] <Ghoti> Meh.
[22:39] <Fitz> No biggie.
[22:41] <Burning> i have my igloo and everybody knows igloos are apocalpyse-proof
[22:42] <Fitz> Didn't your igloo fall down?
[22:42] <Burning> ....shit.....
[22:43] <Burning> want to buy a seal skin thong?
[22:44] <Fitz> Been there, done that.
[22:44] <Burning> crap
[22:46] <Fitz> Now you can't fund your igloo rebuilding.
[22:46] <Burning> ....crap
[22:46] <Burning> ice is so expensive lately
[22:47] <Bartender> Did we mention what the eskimos use for mortar?
[22:47] <Fitz> Ice?
[22:47] <Bartender> No, burning said it... 3 times already.
[22:47] <Fitz> Crap.
[22:52] <Burning> wooh i did?
[22:54] <Burning> its eather the seal thongs or the seal fat
[22:54] <Fitz> ...
[22:54] <Fitz> CRAP!
[22:55] <Burning> no, we use that to fend off the uglies
[22:56] <Bartender> Then what are you still doing here?
[23:00] <Burning> fine I can tell when i'm not wanted
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[23:01] <Bartender> How can we spell it out for you? Mortar for igloos is crap.

[23:15] * Jeramyu is now known as JerGW
[23:18] <Fitz> GW?
[23:18] <Ghoti> Guild Wars?
[23:18] <Fitz> Pfft.
[23:18] <Bartender> Giant Walrus!
[23:19] <Fitz> Sugar Mountain!
[23:27] <Bartender> Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.
[23:27] <Fitz> Pigmy Shoe Hunter!
[23:28] <Ghoti> What the hell are all you crazy people talking about?
[23:28] <Bartender> I was talking about Lennon's famous song.
[23:29] <Bartender> He was talking about Africans stealing shoes from wealthy Europeans.
[23:29] <Ghoti> Weird.
[23:30] <Fitz> It's my specialist subject.
[23:39] <Fitz> My ass is numb.
[23:40] <Fitz> I'm going for a quick walk.
[23:40] <Bartender> Also his specialist subject.
[23:40] * Fitz is now known as FitzWALK
[23:40] <Bartender> Numb asses, that is.

[00:07] <Fitz> Reaper, did you just make a post. Your first post in ages!?
[00:12] <ReaperGal> Yes. About how much teh cute glenn is.
[00:12] <Ghoti> Indeed he is.
[00:13] <Fitz> Are you aloud to think boys are cute?
[00:13] <Ghoti> Me?
[00:14] <Fitz> No.
[00:14] <Ghoti> Okay.
[00:14] <ReaperGal> I just want to give him hugs, not sex.
[00:14] <Fitz> That's what they all say at first... but you can never hug and not lead to sex.
[00:15] <Fitz> Or so the saying goes.
[00:16] <ReaperGal> You can if you're a lesbian.
[00:17] <Fitz> Are you trying to convert me!?
[00:18] <ReaperGal> A little.
[00:23] <Fitz> Hmm... if that was true... would you be trying to make me gay or trying to make me like girls?
[00:23] <Fitz> Or trying to make ME a girl... that's a thought...
[00:24] <ReaperGal> I'd try to make you a girl and then make you like girls.
[00:24] <Fitz> I already like girls.
[00:24] <Burning> that just means its half the work
[00:24] <ReaperGal> In that case...
[00:24] * ReaperGal gets the scissors.
[00:25] <Fitz> Wait... did you think I didn't like girls?
[00:27] <Fitz> They better be safety scissors with smooth tips!
[00:27] <ReaperGal> <Fitz> Hmm... if that was true... would you be trying to make me gay or trying to make me like girls? Now, I wasn't sure, but I could take that out of context.
[00:27] <ReaperGal> No. They're rusty and dangerous.
[00:27] <Fitz> Oh balls.
[00:28] <Burning> safety scissors are a lie
[00:28] <Fitz> I know! I have a scar on my hand from being stabbed by safety scissors.
[00:28] <ReaperGal> Not for much longer, Fitz.
[00:28] <ReaperGal> Grr.
[00:29] <ReaperGal> That was in response to your "oh balls" statement.
[00:29] <ReaperGal> Not the scar on your hand statement...
[00:29] <Burning> Safety scissors and stupidity= no no
[00:29] <Fitz> What am I going to say now then!?
[00:29] <Fitz> Oh vagina...
[00:30] <Fitz> Okay never mind.

[00:34] <Burning> so...
[00:34] <Fitz> So?
[00:34] <Ghoti> Yep.
[00:35] <Burning> nope
[00:36] <Ghoti> WTF?
[00:36] <Ghoti> Yep!
[00:36] <Burning> NOPE!
[00:37] <Ghoti> Y
[00:37] <Ghoti> E
[00:37] <Ghoti> P
[00:37] <Ghoti> !
[00:37] <Burning> NO
[00:37] <Burning> PE!
[00:37] <Ghoti> ...
[00:37] <Ghoti> YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
[00:37] <Ghoti> YEP!
[00:37] <Burning> *insert nopes here*
[00:38] <Ghoti> Okay, now you're just spamming.
[00:38] <Burning> ....LIES
[00:39] <Fitz> Solution!
[00:39] <Fitz> Both of you shut up.
[00:39] <Ghoti> That might work.
[00:40] <Fitz> Ahh the cunning of me.
[00:40] <Burning> but...
[00:41] <Fitz> Shh.
[00:41] <Burning> ......
[00:42] * JerGW is now known as Jeramyu
[00:43] <Fitz> What's up with the OP thing today?
[00:44] <Jeramyu> wtf
[00:45] <Jeramyu> "services are currently down. please try again later"
[00:45] <Jeramyu> I can't identify, so I can't get ops
[00:45] <Exiled> muwhaha
[00:45] <Fitz> Crazy.
[00:45] <Exiled> time to strike down Jera while he's weak
[00:45] * Exiled slaps Jeramyu around a bit with a large trout
[00:46] * Exiled slaps Jeramyu around a bit with a large trout
[00:46] * Exiled slaps Jeramyu around a bit with a large trout
[00:46] <Fitz> You know he's going to get you back for that, right?
[00:46] <Exiled> yeah
[00:46] <Exiled> but it was good for me
[00:46] <Exiled> for the moment at least <.<
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[00:47] <Jeramyu> Yeah. I love it when people do that. "Oh, he doesn't have his ops! Let's go crazy!". Yeah, because I'll never get my ops back. Right.
[00:47] <Exiled> Correct
[00:47] <Jeramyu> VERB
[00:47] <Bartender> We can always dream.
[00:47] <Jeramyu> let's watch the game while our wives stare vacantly at each other and stew in regret
[00:47] <Bartender> I liked the other name better, actually.
[00:48] * Bartender is now known as Sodajerk
[00:48] <iamtheverb> hi
[00:48] <Jeramyu> you know
[00:48] <Jeramyu> the game.
[00:48] <Jeramyu> every man watches it.
[00:49] <Sodajerk> Is this "game" some adage for porn?
[00:49] <Jeramyu> No
[00:49] <Sodajerk> Because then that statement would make more sense.
[00:49] <Jeramyu> It's
[00:49] <Jeramyu> the game
[00:49] <Jeramyu> you know.
[00:50] <Jeramyu> the game.
[00:50] <Sodajerk> I know many "games".
[00:50] <Jeramyu> it's the game.
[00:50] <Jeramyu> all men watch it while drinking beer
[00:50] <Jeramyu> and yelling
[00:51] <Ghoti> I don't do that.
[00:51] <Fitz> So it was some adage for porn?
[00:51] <Jeramyu> ghoti
[00:51] <Jeramyu> welcome to sarcasm
[00:51] <Jeramyu> fitz
[00:51] <Jeramyu> die.
[00:51] <Sodajerk> See? It makes sense if you replace "game" with porn.
[00:51] <Fitz> Bahahah.
[00:51] <Sodajerk> [07:13:13PM] Jeramyu: let's watch the porn while our wives stare vacantly at each other and stew in regret
[00:51] <Sodajerk> It makes sense!
[00:52] <Jeramyu> soda/bartender/jonesy/douchebag, you like in America, no? certainly you know of the game.
[00:52] <Sodajerk> No, Joe! I not VC!
[00:53] <Jeramyu> and verb, you live in the south, certainly you have had heavy exposure to worshipers of the game
[00:53] <Burning> I'm canadian...
[00:53] <Jeramyu> WHOAH
[00:54] <Jeramyu> ok.
[00:54] <Sodajerk> Quickly!
[00:54] <iamtheverb> I live in the south?
[00:54] <Sodajerk> Steal his valuable hockey players and blame him for mad cow disease!
[00:54] <Sodajerk> Hurry!
[00:54] <Sodajerk> There's still time left!
[00:55] <Fitz> Still sounds better if you replace it with porn.
[00:55] <Burning> no there isnt
[00:55] <Sodajerk> Oh, right.
[00:55] <Sodajerk> We already did that.
[00:55] <Jeramyu> I thought you did
[00:55] <Jeramyu> goddamn it
[00:55] <Jeramyu> I'm going to go menstruate.
[00:56] * Jeramyu is now known as JerBUSY
[00:56] <Fitz> "you live in America, no? Certainly you know of porn?" and "You live in the south, certainly you have had heavy exposure to worshipers of porn?"
[00:56] <Sodajerk> ....
[00:56] <Sodajerk> See!
[00:56] <Sodajerk> It MAKES SENSE.
[00:56] <JerBUSY> fitz, when I get my ops back, you're dead meat

[00:46] <Exiled> I haven't talked to Porter in like a month... where is he?
[00:46] <Jeramyu> yeah
[00:46] <Sodajerk> Dead.
[00:46] <Sodajerk> We killed him.
[00:46] <Sodajerk> And used his body to ferment gin.
[00:46] <Sodajerk> Then we ate him.
[00:46] <Sodajerk> With fava beans.
[00:47] <Sodajerk> And Chiante.
[00:47] <Exiled> and by eating him with fava beans and chiante...
[00:47] <Exiled> you mean at work or something?
[00:47] <Fitz> What!? You told me it was the finest gin!
[00:47] <Sodajerk> It was!
[00:47] <Sodajerk> It cost me one valuable customer!
[00:47] <Sodajerk> How could it be finer?
[00:47] <Fitz> I drank five bottles!
[00:47] <Fitz> Of Porter Gin!
[00:47] <Sodajerk> Actually, two of those were actual gin.
[00:48] <Sodajerk> The other three were just me pissing in the bottles and adding Near Beer.
[00:48] <Fitz> Is that better or worse than Porter Gin?
[00:48] <Sodajerk> All depends.
[00:49] <Sodajerk> Do you like floating hair in your booze, or just urine?
[00:49] <Fitz> Are those the only options?
[00:50] <Sodajerk> In my bar, yes, only options for customers.
[00:50] <Sodajerk> Owners get real booze.
[00:51] <Fitz> So I got two out of five bottles of real gin, Porter gin, but gin the same. Does that mean I own 40 % or your bar?
[00:51] <Sodajerk> No.
[00:51] <Fitz> Damn.
[00:51] <Sodajerk> It means that you drank fermented human juice.
[00:52] <Fitz> I thought we already established that?

[00:54] <Fitz> I need a shower anyway. I'll be back soon.
[00:54] * Fitz is now known as FitzPORN
[00:55] <FitzPORN> Shit.
[00:55] * FitzPORN is now known as FitzSHOWER
[00:55] <Sodajerk> That was some quick jerking.
[00:55] <Sodajerk> 10 seconds, dang.
[00:55] <Burning> thats tallent

[01:42] <Glenn> whoa! Sorry I'm late! Am I in time for the game?
[01:43] <Fitz> Can we make the channel invisible?
[01:43] <Sodajerk> You mean PORN?
[01:43] <Glenn> No...the game.
[01:43] <Fitz> Never too late for porn.
[01:43] <Glenn> Like, the generic game that all men watch.
[01:43] <Fitz> Porn?
[01:43] <Glenn> And women always hate it.
[01:43] <Sodajerk> Porn?
[01:43] <Fitz> Porn...
[01:43] <Glenn> See? Doesn't make sense.
[01:43] <Sodajerk> He's talking in tongues, I sayu.
[01:43] <Glenn> Women ALWAYS hate it.
[01:32] <Fitz> You know women who like porn!?
[01:32] <Glenn> There's a comedian on TV right behind me talking about liking porn.
[01:32] * Jeramyu sets mode: -n
[01:32] * ChanServ sets mode: +n
[01:32] <Fitz> YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

The Game = Teh Pron!

And I left the best till last:

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Lotsa quotes I know. I dare you to read them all.

[Strayed Wanderer]

<Strayed> I feel gay.

Yeah! I've been quoted.

[Fitz Tayo]

Proof that me and Tele rock:

[22:44] * Telephalsion sets mode: +hh ReaperGal inari-chan
[22:44] <Telephalsion> GIRL POWER!
[22:45] <Fitz> You know... if all the girls have half OPs... what does that make somebody with a full OPs?
[22:46] <Telephalsion> He-man
[22:46] <Fitz> You mean she-man.
[22:46] <Burning> you left out the s
[22:46] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Fitz
[22:46] <Telephalsion> you just owned yourself
[22:46] <Fitz> Damn... it's He-Man.
[22:46] <Burning> no
[22:46] <Telephalsion> haha
[22:46] <Burning> she-men
[22:46] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Burning
[22:46] <Burning> shit
[22:46] <Telephalsion> sure?
[22:47] <Fitz> Either I owned both of us, or we both kick ass.
[22:47] <Telephalsion> I prefer kickass
[22:47] <Burning> HE_MEN!
[22:47] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Exiled
[22:47] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Sodajerk
[22:48] * Telephalsion sets mode: +h Ghoti
[22:48] <Fitz> Hahah.
[22:48] <Burning> hahah WOOT
[22:48] <Telephalsion> ^_^
[22:48] <Ghoti> ...
[22:48] <Fitz> W3 TEH R0XX0R!
[22:48] <Burning> tele is my hero
[22:48] <Telephalsion> ^_^
[22:49] <Ghoti> I'm not a girl.
[22:49] * Telephalsion gains 30 points of respect
[22:49] <Telephalsion> no
[22:49] <Fitz> You fooled us.
[22:49] <Telephalsion> but as a famous guy said
[22:49] <Fitz> Such wit.
[22:49] <Telephalsion> "Being a guy is not sometihng you're born into, you have to become one"
[22:50] <Fitz> Who said that.
[22:50] <Ghoti> ...
[22:50] <Telephalsion> A fireman in a swedish humor show
[22:50] <Ghoti> So everone is a girl at birth?
[22:50] <Telephalsion> and we all know firemen are butch
[22:50] <Ghoti> every*
[22:51] <Telephalsion> it explains the nipples doesn't it?
[22:51] <Ghoti> Ooooohhh.
[22:51] <Burning> so that why men have nipples
[22:51] <Telephalsion> technically tohugh you start evolving as a girl uintill your testosterone and Y chromosomes kick in
[22:51] <ReaperGal> Everyone is female in utero.
[22:51] <Telephalsion> some peeps obviously start out late with that
[22:52] <Telephalsion> a.k.a the sissies
[22:52] <Fitz> Utero...
[22:52] <Fitz> Sounds like a super hero.
[22:52] * Telephalsion sets mode: -hhh ReaperGal inari-chan Ghoti
[22:52] * Telephalsion sets mode: -oooo Sodajerk Fitz Exiled Burning
[22:52] <Telephalsion> UTERO!
[22:52] <Fitz> I like having OPs.
[22:52] <Telephalsion> YOU-TEH! ROE!
[22:53] * Telephalsion sets mode: +h Fitz
[22:53] <Telephalsion> err¨
[22:53] <Fitz> Half way there.
[22:53] <Fitz> Better than not being half way there!
[22:53] <Telephalsion> would you satisfy with "being in touch with your feminine side?"
[22:53] <Telephalsion> otherwise it's just voice for ya
[22:54] <Fitz> For Utero.
[22:54] <Telephalsion> for utero
[22:54] <Fitz> My hero.
[22:55] <ReaperGal> Heh. Uteroman.
[22:55] <ReaperGal> I'd by that comic book.
[22:55] <Fitz> Utero! AWAY!
[22:56] * Telephalsion changes topic to 'Album of the week:Cake - Comfort Eagle ••• Song of the day: Royal Hunt - Message To God ••• News: • (WarV) straving is because there are whatare now as warlords • (%ReaperGal) Everyone is female in utero. (@Fitz) Utero... (@Fitz) Sounds like a super hero.'
[22:56] <ReaperGal> No, utero alone isn't as funny.
[22:56] <Telephalsion> utero and his trusted sidekick?'
[22:56] <Fitz> Penis boy?
[22:56] <Telephalsion> uvula?
[22:56] <Fitz> Like a duo act.
[22:57] <Telephalsion> or what is the name...
[22:57] <Telephalsion> the dingle dangle in your throat
[22:57] <Fitz> ... penis boy?
[22:57] <Telephalsion> sure
[22:57] <Burning> adams apple?
[22:57] <Telephalsion> you have a penis boy in your throat
[22:57] <Telephalsion> no the boxing bag
[22:57] <ReaperGal> Uvula.
[22:58] <ReaperGal> ...
[22:58] <Telephalsion> Utero and Uvula
[22:58] <ReaperGal> Ew.
[22:58] <Telephalsion> the superhero twins!
[22:58] <Fitz> Together they fight against the evil...
[22:58] <Telephalsion> or
[22:58] <Telephalsion> of*
[22:58] <Telephalsion> Karies!
[22:58] <Telephalsion> and...
[22:58] <Telephalsion> Kolera!
[22:59] <Fitz> Utero - Ahh Kolera... my nemesis. We meet at last.
[23:01] <Telephalsion> Kolera - Utero... far to many times have you interfeered! We end this now!
[23:01] * Telephalsion is now known as Kolera
[23:01] * Kolera draws Blade of Pestilence
[23:02] <Kolera> Have at you Utero!
[23:02] * Fitz is now known as Utero
[23:02] * Kolera readies himself
[23:03] <ReaperGal> I think that's you, fitz.
[23:03] * Kolera lunges at Utero
[23:03] * Utero pulls out his Fertility Gun - Helping fertilize things for 30 years.
[23:03] <Kolera> RYAAAARGH!!
[23:03] <Kolera> NOT THE FERTILITY GUN!
[23:03] * Kolera slashes
[23:04] * Utero rolls sideways shooting at Kolera.
[23:04] <Kolera> NOOOOO
[23:04] * Kolera explodes in a growing cancery manner
[23:04] * Utero gets his cape of baby hide caught on a bush and falls over.
[23:04] <Kolera> Haha
[23:05] <Kolera> I knew this end would befall you
[23:05] <Kolera> Heroes with capes ALWAYS die....
[23:05] <Kolera> MWAHAHAHAHA
[23:05] <Kolera> *cough*
[23:05] <Kolera> *deep inhale*
[23:05] <Kolera> *vomiting of lungs*
[23:05] <Utero> Avast at thee Kolera!
[23:05] <Kolera> HAHAA
[23:06] <Kolera> *splort*
[23:06] <Kolera> *die*
[23:06] <Utero> Uvula will avenge me!
[23:06] <Utero> ... I made you do that!
[23:06] * Kolera is now known as Karies
[23:06] <Utero> I was delaying you!
[23:06] <Karies> No! Father!!!!
[23:06] * Karies weeps
[23:07] * Utero untangles self from cape.
[23:07] <Utero> Stupid cape... you had to be on sale!
[23:08] <inari-chan> Hi Utero, Karies
[23:08] * Karies attacks Utero, causing very bad breath and surely a need for toothbraces if he remains unchallenged
[23:08] <inari-chan> It's nice to meet you.
[23:08] <Karies> Hello inari-chan
[23:08] <Utero> GAHH!
[23:08] <Utero> I left my wash bag at home!
[23:08] <Karies> Your powers can't help you now!
[23:08] * Karies infests
[23:09] <ReaperGal> It's best to remain quiet until the insanity passes, Inari.
[23:09] <Utero> Your plan has a single flaw! Karies!
[23:09] <Karies> ?
[23:09] <Karies> Do tell
[23:10] <inari-chan> I enjoy insanity, though.
[23:10] <Utero> Once my teeth fall out I can trade them in for money from the tooth fairy!
[23:10] <Karies> NOOO
[23:10] * Karies withdraws
[23:11] <ReaperGal> Still, you don't really want to attract their attention.
[23:11] <Utero> Aha! The ol' Tooth Fairy plan. Never fails.
[23:11] * Karies sedates Utero with Hally Toesis
[23:11] <inari-chan> Hm, is it a bad thing?
[23:12] <Karies> No-one can stop me now
[23:12] * Karies rants his evil schemes
[23:12] <Utero> MY WEEKNESS!
[23:12] <ReaperGal> It could be.
[23:12] * Karies laughs
[23:13] <Utero> How did you know!
[23:13] <Karies> FWAHAHAHAH
[23:13] <Karies> GNYAAYAAYA
[23:13] <Utero> I must regroup!
[23:13] <Karies> VIOHIOHIOHIO
[23:13] <Utero> Utero! AWAY!
[23:13] * Utero runs off.
[23:13] <Karies> ?
[23:13] * Utero is now known as Uvula
[23:13] <Karies> Must use more garlic next time...
[23:13] <Karies> !?!
[23:13] <Karies> UVUAL!
[23:13] <Uvula> Aha!
[23:13] <Uvula> I thought I'd find you here, Karies!
[23:14] * Karies uses Mourse (mouth + force) to grip Uvula
[23:14] <Uvula> You have grown strong, old man.
[23:14] <Karies> BEhold my power of the mourse is greater than yours!
[23:15] * Karies tightens grip
[23:15] <Uvula> Grrr...
[23:15] <Uvula> You're powers are no match for my...
[23:15] <Uvula> UVULATION BEAM!
[23:15] <Karies> :O
[23:16] * Karies is knocked back
[23:16] <ReaperGal> *waits*
[23:16] * ReaperGal is now known as Audience
[23:16] <Karies> >:/
[23:16] <Audience> GASP!
[23:17] * Audience is now known as ReaperGal
[23:17] <Uvula> You are outdone, Karies!
[23:17] * Karies uses the mourse to send waves upon waves of bad breath to surge towards Uvula
[23:17] <Uvula> Oh no!
[23:17] <Karies> I think NOT!
[23:17] <Karies> HAHA!
[23:18] * Uvula uses his Cerebellum shield!
[23:18] * Karies corners Uvula with Expired-Mint-Beam
[23:18] * Uvula dives heroicly sideways.
[23:18] <Karies> You are unable to move without suffering hideous injury... even if uterus were here could he save you...
[23:19] <Uvula> GAHH!
[23:19] <Burning> i think i just reached a new level of retarded
[23:19] <Uvula> MY BODY!
[23:19] <Uvula> I have one last ace up my sleeve though... one you cannot match!
[23:20] <Uvula> Foo-hah!
[23:21] <ReaperGal> *waits with baited breath*
[23:21] * Uvula pulls out a box of...
[23:21] <Uvula> TIC TACS!
[23:22] * ReaperGal is now known as Audience
[23:22] <Audience> Gasp!
[23:22] * Audience is now known as ReaperGal
[23:23] * Uvula flicks a tic tac from the box, sending it flying towards Karies!
[23:23] * Burning has quit IRC (Quit: )
[23:14] <Karies> DO NOT WANT!
[23:14] <Karies> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNT!
[23:14] * Karies dies
[23:14] * Karies has left #theway
[23:15] * Telephalsion has joined #theway
[23:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Telephalsion
[23:15] <Ghoti> ...
[23:15] <inari-chan> Welcome back.
[23:15] <Telephalsion> Thank you Uvula for saving #theway
[23:15] * Telephalsion gives Uvula the three powers
[23:15] * Telephalsion sets mode: +v Uvula
[23:15] * Telephalsion sets mode: +o Uvula
[23:15] <Uvula> All in a days work... and hey... Utero left his baby hide cape... score!
[23:17] <Uvula> But look up in the air... the Uvula signal is being used. My help is required elsewhere. Fare thee well!
[23:17] * Uvula is now known as Fitz
[23:17] <Telephalsion> We rock so much

[Impossible]

I refuse to read those fucking long logs

[07:21:25PM] voodooKobra: if there are any girls here, I declare an orgy
[07:21:44PM] SodaJerk: I don't think Inari will oblige you in that fact.
[07:21:56PM] inari-chan: What?
[07:22:01PM] inari-chan: I'm female.

Inari has the word "girl" on highlight/beep/whatever?

...Or the word orgy...?

[Jonesy]

No, when you mention the name Inari, a sound goes off that notifies her.

[Fitz Tayo]

I did it with the power of my mind once.

[Impossible]

No, when you mention the name Inari, a sound goes off that notifies her.

Don't ruin my fun! >_<

Can Jera please unstretch the page?

[Fitz Tayo]

MY QUOTES!

[Teenr0cker]

MY LUCKY CHARMS!



Thats just fucked up.

[Impossible]

The sequel to my last quote:

<Strayed> I'm sexually attracted to Glenn!

But then, who isn't?