Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Sage Of The Wise]

If there is anyone who has worn those lucky charms pants without being shot dead, they should be.

[Fitz Tayo]

I have 365 pairs. One for every day of the year.

On leap years I'm screwed though.

[Telephalsion]

what happens every fourth year? when february gets an extra day?

[Flibbo]

He runs naked through the hills, one with nature.

[Fitz Tayo]

Seeing as I don't have my lucky charm boxers, I'm not lucky, but me running around naked is lucky for everybody else. I spread the joy.

[Sage Of The Wise]

You always think of everyone else before your self dont you?

[Fitz Tayo]

Hahahah.


It's funny because it's completely untrue.

[Teenr0cker]

So....Where's the book of Warisms?


Jeramyu I already asked Roman. He doesn't have access to the server the fan stuff is stored on
WarV errr Verb?
Jeramyu I don't think verb has any access at all
WarV Drik..
WarV .
Teenr0cker Verbs kool enough to kill my voice
Jeramyu Dirk = Roman
WarV x_x


Yeah, I use Xchat, so the < and > around a name don't appear to me.

[Strayed Wanderer]

The sequel to my last quote:

<Strayed> I'm sexually attracted to Glenn!

But then, who isn't?

Gonna have to stop giving you material.

[Impossible]

And yet you keep doing it...

<Strayed> fitz, naked, sexy.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Hey! You skipped a part on that one.

[Impossible]

It was one line long... You can't skip something within a line.

Raising, yet again, the question of what inari's pager list says:

<Jeramyu> I just got my ass handed to me by some school girl
* inari-chan jumps.
<Impossible`> ..."School girl" is inari's mysterious beep word?

[Jonesy]

This one's a long one. I had to edit out teen screaming FUCK YOU, because it broke the line wrap.

JerBUSY: I've been burned
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Are you still on fire?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Can I add gas?
JerBUSY: hooray for ad hominem
Impossible`: <JerBUSY> man, Impossible is apparently captain of the irony train - That also made no sense.
Impossible`: What irony?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: The irony train derails at the station.;
Fitz: Sarcasm perhaps?
TeenSh0wer: so...whats goin on?
Fitz: I hope to god you don't have your laptop in your shower.
Fitz: Wait... no I don't mind.
TeenSh0wer: oh yeah
TeenSh0wer: forgot about that
: TeenSh0wer is now known as Teenr0cker.
Teenr0cker: I've been doin stuff
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: At least his name isn't TeenTakingAShit
Teenr0cker: lawl
Fitz: Darn... I wanted him to get electricuted.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: That would be pretty nasty.
: Teenr0cker is now known as Teenp00pz0r.
inari-chan: . . .
Teenp00pz0r: hai robyn!
Impossible`: Yeah, electrocuted people are noticably less racist than non-electrocuted people.
: Teenp00pz0r is now known as Teenr0cker.
Teenr0cker: eyyy!!
Teenr0cker: Impy's unblocked me!
Teenr0cker: mebbe...
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Quick. Teen is channeling the spirit of the Fonz.
JerBUSY: Why'd he block you?
Impossible`: For being a racist fuck, mostly.
Teenr0cker: another arguement over which os sucks the most
Impossible`: And a little bit for being ignorant and annoying.
Fitz: I'm sure he could've gathered that from my mentioning of the shower and the laptop and the electricity.
Impossible`: ?
Teenr0cker: yup
Teenr0cker: I did
Fitz: ... not you, fool!
Teenr0cker: haha
JerBUSY: hey, what's it called in court when you tell your side of the story and attempt to warp the facts as much as possible in your favor?
Teenr0cker: tell impy he's all confused all because he ignored me
JerBUSY: there's like a latin name for it
Fitz: They don't usually care do they? It always happens.
Teenr0cker: Douchebagimous Maximous?
Impossible`: Hey, I have a log. He was being racist. And ignorant.
JerBUSY: that's like... no
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Biggus Dickus is always a good Roman name.
Teenr0cker: HE HAS A LOG!!!
Teenr0cker: HOLY FUCK!
Teenr0cker: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?
Teenr0cker: rolls on floor laughing ass off
Fitz: Sarcasm is a lost art, seriously...
Impossible`: Gaius Maximus? He was like, some roman general guy. I think it was Maximus, wait, no, it was Gaius Marius.
: Teenr0cker is now known as laughingatlogwhore.
laughingatlogwhore: hahahahahahaha
Impossible`: -_-
laughingatlogwhore: done
: laughingatlogwhore is now known as Teenr0cker.
Impossible`: I'm a log whore because I keep logs?
Teenr0cker: somebody tell him what I just said
Teenr0cker: please
Impossible`: Porter and Jera must be log whores, too.
Teenr0cker: my very being of sarcasm is at stake
Impossible`: Not to mention everyone else here who keeps logs.
Teenr0cker: meh
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Trillian automatically logs everything. I have 90 megs of logs stretching back two years.
Teenr0cker: I solved that problem
Teenr0cker: well Impy logs everything
Teenr0cker: MSn, aim
Teenr0cker: its kinda creepy
Impossible`: What's he saying now?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: If you have Trillian, it's no fuss. MSN, AIM and Yahoo are bitches to manually log.
Teenr0cker: so if you cross his path, so help you god hope you didn;t sound stupid one night
JerBUSY: I have 15MB of logs from #theway from the start
Impossible`: OMG JERA IS A LOG WHORE.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I only have like a 3 meg log for #theway.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I left for like a year.
Teenr0cker: yes Jera, but do you quote me or your opponant in an arguement with text 4 months olds?
Teenr0cker: old*
Teenr0cker: grrr
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: [02:43:29PM] Teenr0cker: Try to fly
[02:43:33PM] Teenr0cker: its fun
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I would.
Impossible`: Tell Teen he sucks and I have to go, because I unfortunately can't counter his shitty arguments.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Heck, I pull up logs from a year ago.
Teenr0cker: when?
Teenr0cker: I want context
Teenr0cker: now!!
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: [02:41:17PM] *** Teenr0cker has joined #theway.
[02:41:37PM] Ghoti: Now Teenr0cker is here...
[02:42:08PM] Ghoti: Yeah. I think I'm all caught up.
[02:43:18PM] Teenr0cker: yay for you
[02:43:24PM] Teenr0cker: here's what you do
[02:43:29PM] Teenr0cker: Try to fly
[02:43:33PM] Teenr0cker: its fun
[02:43:38PM] Ghoti: That would be difficult.
Teenr0cker: damn
Teenr0cker: dammity damn
Teenr0cker: well thats ghoti
Impossible`: Heh.
Fitz: Nearly had him trying to fly!
Teenr0cker: yup
Teenr0cker: almost trained a goat to fly
: Teenr0cker is now known as Flyinggoattrainer.
Fitz: Are you a flying goat who trains people or a trainer of flying gosts?
Fitz: Goats*
Flyinggoattrainer: take your pick
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Ghoti is weird:
Flyinggoattrainer: I'm just gonna keep doing this until Impy unblocks me
: Flyinggoattrainer is now known as Teenr0cker.
Fitz: Ghoti is VERY odd.
Teenr0cker: which will be never
Teenr0cker: uh
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: [03:08:21PM] Ghoti: I also like guys.
[03:08:53PM] Ghoti: Not sure what Jonesy is yet, though.
[03:09:20PM] Ghoti: That just makes it even more attractive.
Teenr0cker: he promoted gay fanservice
Teenr0cker: asdfkjaksfdjklasfd
Teenr0cker: argh!!!
Teenr0cker: ugh!
Teenr0cker: sick!
Teenr0cker: fuck!
Teenr0cker: Oh, shit that made me freak out
Teenr0cker: that guy was a bit spacey, but holy fuck!!!!!!!
Impossible`: Why do we have so many gay people?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Hrm, apparently I cut myself earlier today, because my leg is bloody for some odd reason...
Fitz: We have like four.
Teenr0cker: wait...
Teenr0cker: who?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Hrm.
Teenr0cker: You aren't implying that Robyn is gay, are you???
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I think you mean we have 4 bisexuals.
Teenr0cker: ohhh
inari-chan: I'm bi.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: [03:31:03PM] Teenr0cker: I've seen your pictures
[03:31:08PM] Teenr0cker: you sick son of a bitch
[03:31:11PM] Ghoti: Hm?
[03:31:15PM] Ghoti: Sick?
[03:31:18PM] Teenr0cker: All of them are manga
[03:31:21PM] Ghoti: So?
[03:31:21PM] Teenr0cker: and ass-shots
[03:31:28PM] Ghoti: That's great.
[03:31:29PM] Teenr0cker: OF A GUY!!!!
Teenr0cker: sweet
Fitz: Yeah, gay comes into it so I just said that.
Teenr0cker: this topic died
Teenr0cker: so
Teenr0cker: boobs
Teenr0cker: they kick ass
Fitz: Moobs however, do not.
Teenr0cker: damn moobs
Teenr0cker: tell me, what are the origins of moobs
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: The Catholic Church.
Teenr0cker: damn catholics
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I think they already have been.
Fitz: If Impossible has got you ignored his logs are going to be wierd.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Why is it impossible'?
Teenr0cker: thats what I'm hoping for
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: With the extra `.
Teenr0cker: because he's gay like that
Teenr0cker: (We don't know, so just repeat my response)
Fitz: Just ask a bunch of unrelated questions bound to have wierd answers when put in conjunction.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Oh, indeed. I find lesbians most appealing.
Fitz: I think most guys do.
inari-chan: mmmm, lesbians.
Teenr0cker: I found a bathroom token in my coin collection today
Teenr0cker: mmmm indeed
Fitz: But Bisexuals are the best, they're clearly the most open to threesomes.

Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: You take change into the bathrooms?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Sicko.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Stop eating quarters.
Teenr0cker: yup
Teenr0cker: always wash your money
Teenr0cker: :P
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I don't wash my money.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I irradiate it.
Teenr0cker: so yeah
Teenr0cker: I have 6 canadian cents
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: So you can buy....what?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Newfoundland, maybe?
Teenr0cker: Impossible's soul
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: That's priceless.
Teenr0cker: ahahahaha
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Also because it's impossible to buy things that don't exist.
Fitz: My school was taking in money because it is shite, so I gave them some Euro coins just to mess with them.
Teenr0cker: ahahahaha
Fitz: They can't exchange the Euro coins yet.
Teenr0cker: hahaha
Teenr0cker: I have a coupla forints and czech coins
Teenr0cker: plus some euros
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: And Goldwater will get out his grave and win the presidency.
Teenr0cker: now I start to doubt his blockery
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Adolf Hitler beats Tony Blair in a poll of best leaders in history.
Teenr0cker: because think about it
Teenr0cker: this is really fuckin his logs up
Teenr0cker: I've talked with impy longer than ive talked with you all, and I know he can't stand a fucked up log....I know the way his devious little mind works
: Teenr0cker is now known as TeenFuxx0r.
TeenFuxx0r: so assuming he's actually ignoring me...
TeenFuxx0r: :P
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Teen, put down the cantalope.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: We don't want to know what you're doing with your fruit today.
Fitz: He's looking at Ghoti's manga collection.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: That explains so much.
TeenFuxx0r: brb in a min.
: TeenFuxx0r is now known as teenGIRLSCOUTZ.
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: they say ignorance is bliss
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: I disagree
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: 8)
Fitz: Knowing and not caring is bliss.
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: thats the one
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: If he's a teen, does it count as child molestestion?
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: no
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: Girl scouts are underage
teenGIRLSCOUTZ: so am i
Fitz: You'd still go to jail for being underage though.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: He's going to make some underage porn.
: teenGIRLSCOUTZ is now known as TEENKILL-THEM-ALL.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: And it's going to be nasty pictures of himself for Ghoti.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Jeez, mood swing night.
TEENKILL-THEM-ALL: only if he pays me a shat and a half of money
TEENKILL-THEM-ALL: no
TEENKILL-THEM-ALL: its confusion night
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Where is he going to get a shat and a half of money?
TEENKILL-THEM-ALL: lottery?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Up his ass?
TEENKILL-THEM-ALL: half a shat is painful
Fitz: He rams lots up there, but money it ain't.
: TEENKILL-THEM-ALL is now known as LORDOFTHEDANCE.
LORDOFTHEDANCE: aww
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Yeah, who would want that money anyways.
Fitz: Well he is very odd.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: "Want me to pay for the pizza?" "No, dude, I got it."
LORDOFTHEDANCE: uhhh
: LORDOFTHEDANCE is now known as LORDOFTHEFLIES.
Fitz: "No wait, I don't... that's not money..."
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: "I got some money stored somewhere, one second."
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: *fart*
LORDOFTHEFLIES: bad mental image!
LORDOFTHEFLIES: VERY BAD!
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Imagine how well that went over for the Pizza Hut guy.
LORDOFTHEFLIES: ARGH!!!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Poor guy must have been scared for life.
Fitz: So you've actually seen enough of Ghoti to be able to visualize it?
LORDOFTHEFLIES: SCARED OR SCARRED?
LORDOFTHEFLIES: NO
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Scarred.
Fitz: Sure.
LORDOFTHEFLIES: I;ve made a mental image of him
LORDOFTHEFLIES: and its not too pretty
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: No matter the question, the answer is Chuck Taylors.
LORDOFTHEFLIES: start with a faceless newb
LORDOFTHEFLIES: add a layer of ignorance
LORDOFTHEFLIES: a dash of stupidity
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: You've seen a lot of gay porn to be able to visualize Ghoti, I see.
: LORDOFTHEFLIES is now known as LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU.
Fitz: Is the next step "now imagine him without any clothes on" and bingo, you have your mental image.
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: lol
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: ARGH!!
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: IT BURNS!!!
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Nice to see I made a difference in someone's life.

LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: *spammed fucked you.*
Fitz: It's good to know you change the world.
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: GOGASDFKJJAKSFDK;LJADSFLJK;ADSF
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: It's one IRC room at a time.
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: POUNDS HEAD INTO KEYBOARD
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: OW
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: I ACTUALLY DID
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Start small, then work larger.
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: FUCK
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: THAT HURT
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: caps lock off now
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: LIES.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Also:
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/ ... 020201.gif
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: You aren't bald, are you?
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: nope
Fitz: I bet he is.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: He shaves his crotch, that's why.
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: uh no
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: thats porter
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: but that guy has a mustache
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: How do you know that?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Have you been peeking on porter in the shower?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: EH? EH?
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: he bitches about his balls chaffing
LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU: how else dumbfuck?
: LORDOFTHEFUCKYOU is now known as Teenr0cker.
Teenr0cker: So I ate some nice ice cream at Baskin Robin the other day
Fitz: I'm sure YOU could think of a million other ways to chaff Porter's balls.
Teenr0cker: it was like mississippi mud or some shit
inari-chan: Tyler, why are you spamming?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Here's a question:
Teenr0cker: not spamming
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: If they change their name, are they still ignored?
Teenr0cker: no
Teenr0cker: Impossible reacted to my "Logwhore" nick
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: So you've been acting like a jackass and he can log this fully for future blackmail?
Teenr0cker: :P
Teenr0cker: yeah
Teenr0cker: well actually
Teenr0cker: all he gets is the name
Teenr0cker: he has no clue what it means
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: I have waaaaay too many pictures, apparently.
Fitz: Apparently according to who?
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: According to windows going "Oh, fuck no, let's not display images."
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Having 400 megs of wallpapers does that.
Fitz: That's stupid.
Fitz: I don't even have 100.
Teenr0cker: holy shit
Fitz: Holy shit I don't have 100 or holy shit he has 400?
Teenr0cker: Fuck...I wonder how long Inari was running the radio... Sorry for pulling that shit Robyn
inari-chan: Pardon?
inari-chan: And I've been on the last hour and a half.
Teenr0cker: well I never check the schedule
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9968/c ... tom0ox.jpg
Teenr0cker: honestly...what kind of person do you expect me to be?
Fitz: I usually put some game wallpaper or something.
: Teenr0cker has signed off IRC (Quit: I suck penis!)
: Teenr0cker has joined #theway.
Fitz: What are you doing back?
Teenr0cker: i dunno
Teenr0cker: it died on me
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: He's a goth.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: He hates us, but he must keep coming back.
Teenr0cker: whats my leave msg?
Fitz: I hate you all!
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: [1:08:12PM] *** Teenr0cker has signed off IRC (Quit: I suck penis!).
Teenr0cker: uh no
Teenr0cker: nice try
Fitz: What?
Fitz: It's what he said.
Teenr0cker: ...
Fitz: I was just commenting on the fact I hate you all.
Teenr0cker: I just looked
Fitz: Sure.
Sodajerk|ElectricLadyland: Also, lies.
Teenr0cker: ...
: You are now known as Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed.
: inari-chan has left #theway.
: inari-chan has joined #theway.
Teenr0cker: oh come on Robyn
Teenr0cker: That was just cruel
Teenr0cker: I don't suck any penis
Teenr0cker: oh wait
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: Wrong again.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.
Teenr0cker: this is why I barely passed English last year
Fitz: Yeah.
Fitz: What do you mean "He may not suck penis"?
Teenr0cker: shush you
Teenr0cker: if you want to talk to her, use her name
Teenr0cker: she has several channels to talk in
Teenr0cker: so she only responds when you use one of her codenames
Fitz: Yeah, but it was mostly aimed at you.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: What was?
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: If it was the penis, that would explain the sucking.
inari-chan: Oh baby, aim that penis at me.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: ...
inari-chan: Wow, I scared Jones.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: That is so getting put in the quote thread tomorrow.
Fitz: It was aimed at Teen.
Teenr0cker: tomorrow?
Teenr0cker: hell
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: The safety is on. I don't want to go off half-cocked.
Teenr0cker: thats goin in today
inari-chan: Half a cock is no fun.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: I was talking about guns.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: What were you talking about?
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: ;)
inari-chan: I enjoy plays on words.
inari-chan: And I'm feeling dirty tonight. Excuse any innapropriate comments I make.
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: I like making plays on words. It's great to make a touchdown.
Teenr0cker: sweet
Teenr0cker: reads I-c's msg
Teenr0cker: looks at mic
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed: Ah, sleep.
Teenr0cker: .....wanna skype after your show Robyn?
Sodajerk|BanzaiChargeBed shuffles off the mortal coil.
inari-chan: Sure.
inari-chan: If you don't mind me multitasking and masturbating.
Teenr0cker: sweet
Fitz: ... bastard.
Teenr0cker: oh don't you worry fitz
Fitz: Don't you dare aim that penis at me.
Teenr0cker: its very difficult to concentrate and sound dignified when she knows you have the biggest boner because of her
Teenr0cker: stops turning
inari-chan: How come the penises get aimed at everyone but me? :/
Fitz: Aww...
Teenr0cker: that'll be later
Fitz: points his penis at Inari.
Fitz: I am so going to regret that later on.
inari-chan: Awesome.
Teenr0cker: Judo Chop!
Teenr0cker: does chop of doom
Fitz: Am I sick if I read that Judo Cock?
Teenr0cker: not at all.
Fitz: Aw phooey.
ReaperGal: Any penises aimed at me will be promptly cut off.
Fitz: Judo chop the Judo Cock.
Teenr0cker: ouch
Teenr0cker: what about tantilizing dildos?
Teenr0cker: and she falls silent again
Fitz: Maybe she has Judo Cock on beep?
Teenr0cker: not everyone uses xchat
Fitz: mIRC has an alert list too.
Teenr0cker: pff
Teenr0cker: suuuure
Teenr0cker: >.>
ElsEls has joined #theway.
inari-chan: Hi Els.
ElsEls: Eh.
: ReaperGal has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
: ElsEls is now known as ReaperGal.
Teenr0cker: who is that?
Teenr0cker: oh
ReaperGal: Me.
Teenr0cker: I knew that
Teenr0cker: totally
ReaperGal: Sure.
ReaperGal: *sigh*
ReaperGal: I need a girlfriend.
ReaperGal: Or a boyfriend. I'm not in a position to be selective.
Teenr0cker: Pst. Fitz
Teenr0cker: Go!
Fitz: AHA!
Fitz: It beeped!
Teenr0cker: Go fitz go!
Fitz: And how did you know I just broke up with my girlfriend?
Teenr0cker: Show er the old Judo Wang
Teenr0cker: I know many things about you
Teenr0cker: that your birthday is on march 12th
Teenr0cker: 1990?
Fitz: That's because I made a topic about it you dunce.
Fitz: And you know I'm 15.
Teenr0cker: shhh
Teenr0cker: *puts away list of known birthdays
inari-chan: wanders off to masturbate.
Fitz: Yeah, I'm going to show her my wang when the last thing she commented on about wangs was "Point one at me and I'll bite it off" or soemthing.
Teenr0cker: thats why
Teenr0cker: :P
Teenr0cker: mebbe she forgot
ReaperGal: I'm older than you, Fitz?
Fitz: I'm 15.
inari-chan: wanders off to masturbate
ReaperGal: ...
Fitz: Probably lots older.
ReaperGal: I'm 17.
Fitz: Two years is lots in my book.
Teenr0cker: Nari!!!!
inari-chan: wow.
inari-chan: why is my irc sending twice?
Fitz: Did she wander off, come back... then wander off again?
Teenr0cker: Because it hates you?
Fitz: Because it loves us?
ReaperGal: she "came" back pretty fast.
ReaperGal: I'm jealous.
Fitz: It was nothing compaired to:
Fitz: [00:54] * Fitz is now known as FitzPORN
Fitz: [00:55] * FitzPORN is now known as FitzSHOWER
Fitz: [00:55] <Sodajerk> That was some quick jerking.
Fitz: [00:55] <Sodajerk> 10 seconds, dang.
Fitz: [00:55] <Burning> thats talent
ReaperGal: Psh.
Fitz: It's my super-power.
inari-chan: Why is x-chat fucking up on me?
ReaperGal: It hates you.
Fitz: It loves us.
Teenr0cker: haw
Teenr0cker: so
Teenr0cker: Is Robyn's Computer Kaput now?
Fitz: Just her X Chat me thinks.
Teenr0cker: dammit
Teenr0cker: oh yeah
Teenr0cker: her xchat died'
Teenr0cker: I'm pinging her like crazy
Teenr0cker: ....
Fitz: You sad bastard.
Teenr0cker: how many times a day do you hear that?
Teenr0cker: 8P
Fitz: About 7.
Teenr0cker: :O
Impossible`: Okay, someone at Nintendo was fucking high when they came up with Wario Ware Twisted.
Fitz: I've played it. I know.
: Teenr0cker is now known as DoesntCare.
Impossible`: I just played a "boss" game in which I spun my SP around in circles in order to go up a staircase. I get the feeling the game was designed for a GBA, not an SP, because spinning an SP is hard.
: DoesntCare is now known as WasteOfMoneys.
: WasteOfMoneys is now known as TeenBuggz0r.
Impossible`: Well, spinning it 360 degrees anyway.
Fitz: I just used the controller.
Fitz: Made it SO much easier.
Impossible`: ?
Fitz: The D-Pad.
Impossible`: Erm... Since when can you do that?
Fitz: And held B, which made it go fast.
Fitz: No idea, it worked on mine.
Impossible`: The D-Pad doesn't do anything as far as I know.
Impossible`: Your what? Your ROM?
: TeenBuggz0r is now known as TeenLaughzor.
Fitz: Emulators for GBA actually have a balance thing, you can press allocated keys and it's meant to move the GBA.
Fitz: No idea if it works.
: TeenLaughzor is now known as Teenr0cker.
Teenr0cker: well
Impossible`: You can't possibly understand how high the people who made this game were until you play it properly.
Teenr0cker: It depends
Teenr0cker: which Emulater
Teenr0cker: emulator*
Fitz: VisualBoy Advance ver Something.
Fitz: Well I thought the wierd aspect was how you end up getting dizzy on bosses or something, making it wierd.
Teenr0cker: Ill brb
: Teenr0cker has signed off IRC (Quit: The ninjas finally caught up to me).
Fitz: At last.
Fitz: My ninjas work is almost done.
: Teenr0cker has joined #theway.
Teenr0cker: yawn
Fitz: Ditto.
Fitz: I should stop pulling all nighters.
Teenr0cker: its not too healthy
Fitz: Hey, can I use the phrase all nighters if I'm not actually working on anything?
Fitz: I'm not healthy in general.
Teenr0cker: A friend of mine asked me how I did it...I told him Lots and lots of Bawls
Teenr0cker: me neither
Teenr0cker: no, it doesn;t require work
Teenr0cker: Holy Shit! Literally!
Teenr0cker: I get the best wireless reception on the toilet!!
Teenr0cker: Sans sitting next to the router
Fitz: Have I ignored somebody by accicent?
Teenr0cker: accicent?
Fitz: Shut up.
Teenr0cker: Thats a Warism if I ever saw one
Teenr0cker: so a Fitzism?
Fitz: I, uh... was doing my War impression!
Fitz: Yeah!
Teenr0cker: oh!
Fitz: So I did it on PURPOSE.
Teenr0cker: you had me worried!
Teenr0cker: Man, that was convincind
Teenr0cker: lawl
Fitz: Hey, you did it too!
Teenr0cker: I did it on accident!
Fitz: Teenism?
Teenr0cker: shur
Teenr0cker: lawl
Teenr0cker: (I hope to god this isn't going to turn out to be another session of stupid comments with poor grammar and spelling)
Fitz: Or a spelling war!
Fitz: Getit!
Fitz: 'Cos war spells bad.
Fitz: And it's a WAR of spelling!
Fitz: My wit is wasted on you.
Teenr0cker: what?
Teenr0cker: I took a piss
Teenr0cker: what'd I miss?
Teenr0cker: Another Diss?
Teenr0cker: I'm now in Bliss
Teenr0cker: Gasp, something is Amiss!
Fitz: What is this!?
: WarV has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
Teenr0cker: HAW
Teenr0cker: he was here?
Fitz: Whoops!
Teenr0cker: Indeed
Fitz: Oh my god he so hates us now.
Teenr0cker: oh fuk
Fitz: Ahh well, he didn't say much anyway.
Teenr0cker: A pity
Fitz: Yeah, he would have probably backed up our jokes.
Fitz: Okay, I need some breakfast.
Teenr0cker: Huzzah
Teenr0cker: reccommends waffles
ReaperGal: Wow. It's 1:10 here.
Fitz: Fitz will have toast, and if he cannot find toast, he will make his pattented Cheese Crumpet Muffins!
Fitz: It's 6:10 here, and I'm hungry.
JerBUSY: this Inu Yasha movie is wacky
Teenr0cker: I know
Teenr0cker: I saw it
Teenr0cker: crazy shit
JerBUSY: there was like a sustained 20 seconds of people shouting each other's names
JerBUSY: I think it was intentional
Teenr0cker: ahahaha
JerBUSY: "Miroku!" "Hachi!" "Kirara!" "Sango!" "Kagome!" "Inuyasha!?"
Fitz: God Damnit my microwave electricuted me again!
JerBUSY: that's pretty sad
Fitz: It's not my fault!
Fitz: It's just sitting there, waiting for me to use the microwave grill... then ZAP!
JerBUSY: grill?
JerBUSY: a microwave is something you stick something in, push a few buttons, and it gets hot.
Fitz: It has a grill in it.
JerBUSY: interesting.
Fitz: It's really useful.
Fitz: But it's out to get me!
JerBUSY: mine just has a plate that rotates
Fitz: Oh, mine has that too.
Fitz: I think I'll tell my parents it broke whilst making something.
Fitz: They'll have to get rid of that Microwave of Death then!
: ReaperGal is now known as SleeperGal.
Teenr0cker: nah
: Teenr0cker is now known as TeenSlurpeeRun.
Fitz: Pahh, pitiful humans who require sleep!
JerBUSY: wow
JerBUSY: Miroku's wind tunnel actually killed something
Fitz: I'm going to take a nap for an hour or two.

[Teenr0cker]

you fucker. You changed my quit message again. Fuck you.

[Fitz Tayo]

Prove that he didn't change it then, seeing as we both say it was that.