Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Impossible]

I thought it was pretty funny how you just abandoned your argument in this topic after the first five times I proved you wrong, leaving you to look like an idiot.

*Waits for the "omg i was just nto shitting up teh topic liek u do"*

[Burning_Flame]

* Jeramyu sets mode: +i
<Impossible`> +i?
* Impossible` was kicked by Jeramyu (I need to relieve some stress.)
<Burning>
<Jeramyu> I guess he'll find out.
* Jeramyu sets mode: -i

I just really like this

[Impossible]

I know what it is, stupid.

[Shepard]

I thought it was pretty funny how you just abandoned your argument in this topic after the first five times I proved you wrong, leaving you to look like an idiot.

*Waits for the "omg i was just nto shitting up teh topic liek u do"*

You didn't really prove anyone wrong,You just think you did. It's all just a part of your imagination.

[Burning_Flame]

I figgured, but its still funny how it worked out

[Impossible]

Yes, coming from a complete and utter retard.

I'm allowed to call him that, right? I mean, read his past posts, he clearly has a mental disability.

[Burning_Flame]

I prefer to be called special

[Teenr0cker]

Wait wait wait.....You actually cared to put up the illusion you'd completely disregard the previous arguement by acting like nothing happened, get a non-agressive, mind you CONGRATULATORY, comment, and you get all shitty again. I'm sticking to my "I don't give a shit, chickenfucker" way of life again. Want to see how it works? The following is an example:

Ideal Scenario

<Impossible'> So in short, by looking at these charts that have absolutely no data plotted on them, I have proven the MAC to be better than the windows PC.
<Teenr0cker> Impossible?
<Impossible'> Yes?
<Teenr0cker> Would you mind asking me if I care? It would mean a lot to me.
<Impossible'> Do you care?
<Teenr0cker> Not a chance.


Real life scenario:
<Impossible'> Stupid windows user.
<Teenr0cker> Friggin mac whore.
<Impossible'> [insult]
<Teenr0cker> [retort]
<Impossible'> [counter-retort]
<Teenr0cker> [questioning of sexual preference]
<Impossible'> [comment on mother's behavior last night]
<Teenr0cker> [questions social status IRL and forumwise]
<Impossible'> [Comment on America and Monkey-President]
<Jeramyu> [Threat to ban both IPs unless it stops now]
*Teenr0cker has quit IRC (Quit: [Witty remark here] )

By the way, you unblocked me, just like I knew you would. It's in your log. You log what you see, so you fail at being able to ignore me. You do realize that you proved my guess correct, right? The one where you would be pissed at the utter confusion caused by the lack of the other half of a conversation.

Swing and a miss!
Ironic, no?

PS: There is only one of me. But I understand why you want to be so much like me, what, with your excessive quoting of my writing style and comments. Just ease up on the crappy behavior. And, and hey:

Now, though, I have much less time, and pointless arguments were one of the things that had to go. If I get in an online argument these days, I inevitably just end up annoyed that this thing is taking too long, and that the other party in the argument obviously has all the spare time I don’t have any more.

Rule one is scarily simple. You will never change anyone’s mind on a matter of opinion. Someone going into an argument believing one thing, and coming out the other side not believing it is a freak occurrence ranking somewhere alongside virgin birth and victorious English sporting teams. People change their minds gradually, and if anything a prolonged argument only serves to back someone into a corner, huddling closer to the security blanket of what they believe.

Sounds like what I'd said. Same with the 2nd part.

[Impossible]

That's an awfully retarded assumption for you to make, Teen.

Something you may want to keep in mind is that you have no idea when I unignored you, or how long I decided to unignore you for. You can get extremely annoying extremely fast, especially when you're spouting bullshit. I try not to tolerate it for long. And somehow, I doubt quoting what someone else said about something irrelevant makes you look at all like you're smarter than me or that you have a remotely solid point. I mean, the last time I checked, you don't HAVE a point, you only have racism and ignorance. This does not work in your favor.

[Impossible]

This was a fun one:

<inari-chan> Hi, Jonno.
<Crazy_Jonno> hey hey
<inari-chan> You're Australian?
<Impossible`> I'M A BETTER AUSTRALIAN! TALK TO ME!
<Crazy_Jonno> indeed
<inari-chan> You're Australian, Impy?
<Impossible`> Uh, yeah.
<inari-chan> Australians are hot.
* inari-chan salivates.
<Impossible`> o_O
<Impossible`> I don't think you can generalize like that.
<inari-chan> Not that I didn't salivate already, but...
<Impossible`> Do you think my Dad is hot? He's Australian.
<Crazy_Jonno> ummm....ok
<Impossible`> And he ways considerably more than most attractive men.
<Impossible`> *weighs
<Impossible`> God, I did a War.
<inari-chan> Um, let me rephrase this. I find Australian accents incredibly erotic.
<Impossible`> I don't have an Australian accent.
<inari-chan> Tear. :'(
<inari-chan> I find your personality attractive though.
<Impossible`> There was no chance of you ever hearing my voice anyway.
<Impossible`> Oh God, what have I done...?
<inari-chan> Pardon?
<inari-chan> Oh, I'm not hitting you.
<inari-chan> Hitting on, rather.
<inari-chan> I don't have any of that sort of interest in you.
<Jones|Blues> Oh, I'm not hitting you.*chuckle*
* inari-chan hits Jones. With heart.
* Jones|Blues kills Heart, and so Captain Planet can never be called again.
<ReaperGal> Woah. Captain planet. I forgot about that show...
<Impossible`> EARTH!
<Crazy_Jonno> FIRE!
<Impossible`> WIND!
<Crazy_Jonno> Water!
<Impossible`> HEART!
<Crazy_Jonno> ??
<Impossible`> GO PLANET!
* MiDiMaN has joined #theway
<Impossible`> Damn you.
<MiDiMaN> Woot. Worked.
<Impossible`> Are you Captain Planet?
<MiDiMaN> ...
<MiDiMaN> >_>
<ReaperGal> Woah.
<ReaperGal> He must be.
<ReaperGal> I mean, you said the chant, and there he is.
<MiDiMaN> Uh...YES
<MiDiMaN> Of course I am!
<MiDiMaN> (I don't think they know yet.)
<MiDiMaN> Awkward Silence.
<Impossible`> Well, we summoned Captain Planet, so it must be you.
<inari-chan> Hi MidiMan.
<inari-chan> Nice to meet you.
<Impossible`> Are you going to take pollution down to zero?
<MiDiMaN> I'm not MiDiMaN. I'm Captain Planet.
<Fitz> .... what the hell have I walked into?
<MiDiMaN> I'm a hero, also.
<Impossible`> Because those bad guys like to... loot and plunder. Yeah, I can't remember the rest.
<MiDiMaN> I also have 5 followers.
* inari-chan offers Captain Planet his usual order- a 20" black silicone dildo up the bum.
<MiDiMaN> But the little kid with the gay "Heart" power pisses me off.
<MiDiMaN> I'll probably remove him.
<MiDiMaN> Mwehehehe.
<Crazy_Jonno> since when was there a kid with a "heart" power?
<MiDiMaN> Since...
<MiDiMaN> ...
<Impossible`> The last guy.
<Impossible`> The one with the monkey, I think.
<MiDiMaN> The gay one.
<Jones|Blues> [07:20:58 PM] * Jones|Blues kills Heart, and so Captain Planet can never be called again.
<MiDiMaN> Yes.
<MiDiMaN> The monkey.
<MiDiMaN> Oh noes!
<Impossible`> And yet, he's here.
<MiDiMaN> What's up with that?
<MiDiMaN> No...it can't be...
<MiDiMaN> I'M NOT CAPTAIN PLANET!
* MiDiMaN suicides
<Crazy_Jonno> OMG an imposter
<Fitz> Shoot him.
<Fitz> With the brick gun!
<MiDiMaN> Brick Gun?
<ReaperGal> Who were the villians on that show?
<Crazy_Jonno> ?? brick gun ??
<MiDiMaN> It shoots bricks I presume?
<Fitz> It shoots bricks.
<MiDiMaN> I got it right.
<Fitz> Duhh!
<MiDiMaN> I win~!
<Impossible`> IT'S CAPTAIN POLLUTION!
<MiDiMaN> GIVE ME A PRIZE!
<MiDiMaN> NOW!
<Fitz> Yeah, you win a brick in the face!
<MiDiMaN> Wee!
<Fitz> ... right.
<Fitz> I have got to invent a brick gun.
<MiDiMaN> I'll invent it before you do!
<Fitz> Go ahead.
<Fitz> Save me the effort.
<MiDiMaN> Ha!
* MiDiMaN invents
<MiDiMaN> It came out wrong! It looks like it will explode!
<MiDiMaN> And rain bricks for a very long time!
<MiDiMaN> Don't ask me how!
<inari-chan> My tummy hurts.
<Fitz> Aw, what's wrong?
<MiDiMaN> Your tummy hurts??? We're about to live in a BRICK HELL HERE!!!
<Impossible`> DEFORESTATION! RADIATION! SMOG! TOXICS! HATE! GO POLLUTION! Or something...
<MiDiMaN> With Captain Pollution to boot!
<Fitz> Well if a brick hits her in the tummy she's extra screwed.
<MiDiMaN> And with all the pollution!
<MiDiMaN> Inari-chan is triply screwed!
<Fitz> Surely brick hell would be a place with a huge LACK of bricks.
<MiDiMaN> Surely.
<MiDiMaN> >_>
<ReaperGal> Dr. Blight!
<MiDiMaN> More pollution!
<MiDiMaN> What the hell happened?
<inari-chan> Please don't screw me. I'm not in the mood.
<Fitz> ...
<MiDiMaN> Uhhh.
<Fitz> What!?
<MiDiMaN> We will anyway!
<Fitz> Wait, WHAT!?
<MiDiMaN> WHAT??!!
<inari-chan> No thank you.
<MiDiMaN> WHAAAT?!!?!?
<MiDiMaN> WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?!!?!!?!?!
<Fitz> Shut up.
<MiDiMaN> NO!
<MiDiMaN> NEVER!
<MiDiMaN> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<Jones|Blues> You've officially killed the joke. And raped its corpse.
<MiDiMaN> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<Jones|Blues> Anally.
<MiDiMaN> YOU SEE?
<MiDiMaN> I RULE.
<Fitz> Yep.
<Impossible`> Yeah, it's not funny now...
<inari-chan> And then ejaculated in the sockets of its shriveled eye-gelatins.
<Impossible`> It was good until the imposter thing.
<MiDiMaN> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!

[Teenr0cker]

You completely ignored the fact that you've been saying "I'm too cool to listen to Teen" this whole time, and now you're pulling a John Kerry. Great job.


By the way, here's my Jewish Friend on how racist I am. Jera will vouch for me when I say my IP is different from normal because Im at a different house...My friend's house.

'Teen' isnt too racist. um he makes a few comments but onlyafter ive made a joke about his sister



There you have it. My jewish friend who wants to nail my sister. Me and him are going off to study for our 3rd year of German now. Fuck off impy. In fact, I havent called you any morally demeaning name for quite some time, and I don't intend to prove you right at any time.


And now, for a Real-life Captain planet quote:

*to my section in band*
Me: Alright, you guys pumped for this comp? We'll be on the field in a few minutes. Lets get in the mentality here....We need an ancestor's help or something...
Ry: Uh, Ty, that's pretty gay
Bobby: Yeah....So who can help us?*leaves circle*
Joe: Just don't suck morons
Sam: Thats a bit harsh on the freshmen Joe
Joe: Aww...Screw it. Earth *shoves fist in circle*
Ry: Fire
Malia: WIND
Me: WATER!
*Bobby shoves into cirlce again
Bobby: Penis!
All:ahaha! What the fuck???
Me:Better idea...think carefully....Plague!
Joe: Pestillence
Sam: Famine
Ry: No plumbing!
Malia: Sacred Cows!
*Roopak looks up*
Roopak: With your powers combined, I am Captain India!!!
Me: Will you help us win captain India?
Roopak: Pfff, fuck no!


Ah...Good times.


Same post in Impy vision:
ARGHASDGHASDJLKKAJSLDF KILL THEM ALL111!!!!111!!!! HEIL HITLER!!! I AM NOT WORTHY OF YOUR CONVERSATION FILTHY JEW!!!!I VOTED FOR BUSH BECAUSE BILL GATES DIDN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT.GGGRRAWERAESR RACIAL SLUR RACIAL SLUR KILL THEM ALL FORNICATE FORNICATE COPULATE COPULATE KILL THEM ALL GRRGRR JEW!


"I just don't care Chickenfucker" is great. I wonder if his next post will be a factor in whether or not I get some tonight....Doubt it.

[Burning_Flame]

Common guys dont get this topic locked....what did the topic ever do to you?

[Impossible]

Man, Teen is REALLY mature...

If I'm doing a John Kerry, you must be doing a George Bush. So I guess you can win this one, but at a price.

[Forerunner]

I'm shocked nobody else posted this already:

* Fart has joined #theway
<Fart> :S
<Fart> hi
* Fart has quit IRC (Quit: Fart)
<Crazy_Jonno> wat the fuck was that?
<Fitz> I have no idea but I don't want it to come back.

<...Blah Blah Blah.....>

* Fart has quit IRC (Quit: )

ReaperGal> Woah. Captain planet. I forgot about that show...
<Impossible`> EARTH!
<Crazy_Jonno> FIRE!
<Impossible`> WIND!
<Crazy_Jonno> Water!
<Impossible`> HEART!
<Crazy_Jonno> ??
<Impossible`> GO PLANET!
* MiDiMaN has joined #theway

*wipes tears of both laughter and sadness from eyes*
...why do I always miss the good stuff?

[Teenr0cker]

Man, Teen is REALLY mature...

If I'm doing a John Kerry, you must be doing a George Bush. So I guess you can win this one, but at a price.

Because ALL of your enemies must be bush supporters.....It just makes sense....


Pfffahahahaha!!!! Couldn't keep my face straight on that one...I would guess there are too many enemies of yours. However, I remember bush winning barely, not by a landslide. I'm one of those people who wouldn't vote for either side because they're both idiots.

Oh, and you're still the one who contradicts himself, is getting fake names bashing you, AND proved how retarded you are by failing to accept a simple truce....Therefore, grow some balls Impy. And grow the fuck up.