Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Occurrence of Something]

I think I speak for most of us when I say:

Oh my GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! JUST STOP IT!!! This is completely ASININE, go make a goddamn Teen vs. Impossible thread and just STOP SHITTING UP EVERY OTHER TOPIC. Please.

[Forerunner]

Since when was your word absolute Forerunner?

I never said that it was. I'm just speaking out from the crowd who ALSO wants you 2 to STFU.

No, I will not just drop this matter and take whatever Impossible throws at me.

oh... so it's an ego trip now? Many other people have ignored or simply dropped Impossible's 'shit' on more than one occasion and I'm sure nobody will think of you any leess for doing it.

I was willing to grow up and end it

So you have both said in various different words but although you both insist you want it to end it hasnt ended yet has it?

... Why don't you both just ignore eachother? It is the only way I can see to end this where you both get a fair deal without the rest of the forum goers banding together to make you 2 spontaniously combust

[Strayed Wanderer]

Why do I have a feeling the mIRC quotes thread is gonna be locked soon...

[Porter]

Knock it off you two or Jeramyu will open a can on both of you.
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And I'm not bullshitting, I will get him to erase your asses, because he doesn't want to put up with it either, in fact you might be lucky that I saw this first and he didn't.

So as a warning, keep it to PM or AIM or mIRC or something and I won't lock this topic.

[Burning_Flame]

If you get this topic locked then I'll be really really angry and write you a letter about how angry I am...

And for a quote....
[21:57] <MiDiMaN> Challenge Jera to Mortal Kombat.
[21:57] <Burning> I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

[Aegis]

<Aegis> Watch this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mq
<inari-chan> http://radiokol64.kicks-ass.net:9000/
<Aegis> I want to own that gam
<Aegis> game*
<Fitz> Radio Kick Ass.
<inari-chan> Radio kicks your ass.
<Strayed> your mom kicks my ass.
<Strayed> wait...

[Strayed Wanderer]

I really do get the worst quotes... and this topic has slowed down so much. Maybe because mIRC is dead.

[Strayed Wanderer]

<Strayed> evil pool tables...
* Teppic is now known as SatanMasterofThePit
<SatanMasterofThePit> Aye, I was very proud of those.
<Strayed> should be...
<SatanMasterofThePit> I'm the one behind the "injury" aswell. Can't remember who I put it on, though...
<Strayed> evil porn sites...
<Strayed> they should really have warnings on them
<SatanMasterofThePit> Some of my best work, that is.
<Strayed> like, "Don't squeeze so hard." "Keep below 250 strokes per minute."
<SatanMasterofThePit> ...Why only 250?
<Strayed> because going above that hurts.
<SatanMasterofThePit> But it's for a good cause,
<SatanMasterofThePit> Erm, bad, in my case
<Strayed> I love 8-bit
<SatanMasterofThePit> ...
<SatanMasterofThePit> That was Jehovas work... blast him...
<SatanMasterofThePit> I'm gonna go send a succubus to tempt a future saint... That always cheers me up...
<Strayed> can I be a future saint?
<SatanMasterofThePit> No. No succubus for you.
* SatanMasterofThePit is now known as Teppic
<Teppic> Take a Rhue instead.
* Teppic is now known as SatanMasterofThePit
<Strayed> I don't want a Rhue.
<Strayed> I want a succubus.
<Strayed> I DEMAND FORBIDDEN DEMONIC PLEASURES.

[Telephalsion]

—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o Telephalsion)
(@Telephalsion) Eyyy
(@Telephalsion) the tele is back!
(SatanMasterofThePit) Welcome, mortal
(@Telephalsion) Who's mortal?
(SatanMasterofThePit) You are.
(SatanMasterofThePit) And you would be a saint, too, if I hadn't sent that Succubus to tempt you.
(@Telephalsion) Eehm, you must mistake me with someone else, cause, if I was mortal...
—› kick: (SatanMasterofThePit) was kicked by (Telephalsion) (I couldn't do this! ‹20›)
(@Telephalsion) I'm so witty

[Strayed Wanderer]

* Now talking in #theway
* Topic is 'Album of the week: Andromeda II=I ••• Song of the day: Andromeda - Reaching Deep Within ••• News: • Jeramyu, master of the boner! • Porter is flaccid'
* Set by Porter!fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net on Sun Sep 18 18:58:20
<Strayed> that modem deserves death...
<SatanMasterofThePit> Heh. You're just angry that I figured out how to use the employee internet line for personal use.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Did you leave five dollars, mortal?
<Strayed> no, you summoned the succubus into a full closet, it imploded.
<Fitz> THE EMPLOYEE INTERNET LINE IS NOT FOR PORN!
<SatanMasterofThePit> It is now, god, and not even your precious metadron can stop it.
<Fitz> You and your wily schemes.
<SatanMasterofThePit> That's the whole point, god.
<SatanMasterofThePit> I always wondered, by the way;
<SatanMasterofThePit> Is you made humans without the abbilty to see right from wrong, why did you place the tree so close to them and place a sign that says "do not touch"
<SatanMasterofThePit> Why not place it on a mountain or something?
<Fitz> Because I knew they'd end up taking from it so I could easily kick them off my lawn.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Ah
<SatanMasterofThePit> And why make the angel give them their flamming sword?
<SatanMasterofThePit> Fire never did them no good.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Other than bring the closer to me.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Oh, and cellphones.
<Strayed> yeah, wicked machines.
<Fitz> So after they die they're your responsibility, not mine.
<Strayed> Fitz, you're 12, you have no responsibilities.
<Fitz> Will you just give that up?
<Strayed> I will never give up on the truth.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Shouldn't you be trying to amass an army to aramgeddon? I heard it's going to be any day now.
<Fitz> Then why are you enforcing a lie.
<SatanMasterofThePit> The antichrist is the president of the US, too.
<Fitz> Nahh, I figure humans have are progressing towards their demise naturally so I won't bother.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Oh aye, but you will demise too if hell wins armaggedon
<Fitz> Nahh, it's one of the perks of being God. Immortality.
<SatanMasterofThePit> All demi creatures are Immortality, but they will, strangley, demise in armagedon. Pit fire and flamming swords and all that.
<Fitz> Pfft.
<Fitz> Me Bored.
* Fitz has quit IRC (Quit: I worked out how to use the quit message function at last!)
<SatanMasterofThePit> That's one of the disadvantages of being immortal, too.
<Strayed> tell me about it...
<SatanMasterofThePit> Okay.
<SatanMasterofThePit> What do you want me to tell you about first?
<Strayed> ...
<SatanMasterofThePit> Teatime on sundays te
<SatanMasterofThePit> nds to be pretty bad
<SatanMasterofThePit> Jacking off helps time pass, though.
<Strayed> and injure things that don't need to be injured.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Aye. I invented that injury.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Though most things demons think of aren't half as bad as the stuff you do to eachother.
<SatanMasterofThePit> Like herpes, or the spanish inqusition.

Then Tele's quote begins.

[Teenr0cker]

Telephalsion now to leave the channel in complete disarray
Glenn if it were somebody I met online who I hadn't talked to countless times about women and our lack-thereof, and if I were the type to toss out "fag" insults, I'd think that picture was homosexual.
* Telephalsion gives channel half-operator status to Teenr0cker
* Telephalsion gives channel half-operator status to inari-chan
* Telephalsion gives channel half-operator status to Impossible`
* Telephalsion gives channel half-operator status to Glenn

Later

* WarV (IRCsx@ZiRC-5DA16E76.fuse.net) has joined #theway
Teenr0cker Hey War...Guess who made "Bitch" again today.
* WarV has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Teenr0cker]

omgmasdfjksfdjklaswft DOUBLE POSTE BONE-ISSUU!!!! (Japanese Gameshow Host)

Impossible` It was an important stepping stone in establishing Sasuke's homosexuality in episode 134.
Impossible` Oh, crap, I've said too much.
* WarV has quit

[Impossible]

Way to not post the whole thing, log whore. And to have it in shittily unreadable x-chat format.

<Impossible`> http://www.narutoplace.com/images/2005/ ... -03-02.jpg
<Impossible`> I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEY TOOK THAT OUT
<Jeramyu> ...no big loss...
<Impossible`> Yes it is.
<Impossible`> It was even included in the fifth intro, it was that significant.
<Impossible`> And in heaps of flashbacks.
<Impossible`> It was very important.
<Impossible`> It was an important stepping stone in establishing Sasuke's homosexuality in episode 134.
<Impossible`> Oh, crap, I've said too much.

Edit: By the way, if you actually know what happens in episode 134, you might see that I picked a really good episode to randomly mention. >_< And when I say "really good", I mean appropraite/significant, not actually good. Naruto became DBZ II after episode 100 (or arguably after 80, because those 20 episodes starred the Master Roshi rip-off teaching Naruto a special technique which has since become the equivalent of the Kamehameha).

[Teenr0cker]

I don't log my shit. I take things out of context to the most minor of degrees that make them funny. What can you do about that? You seem to take offense. Oh, and if you want it in your format, do it yourself.

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.

PS: This is what this part of the alphabet would look like if we didn't have Q and R in it.

Doubly PS: I said it in the channel, so technically I win. And For everyone else, I want you to notice that Impossible seems to have made it his goal to be more like me, seeing as how he continually mimes my writing style. So if you notice you hate him a little less, it's perfectly natural. Just put the gun down.

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

Doubly PS: I said it in the channel, so technically I win. And For everyone else, I want you to notice that Impossible seems to have made it his goal to be more like me, seeing as how he continually mimes my writing style.

I was going to say something here calling you both idiots, but I'm not gonna bother. Well, of to make IRC history.