Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Impossible]

<Strayed> and by the way, I'm still naked... I'm just back at the computer and drying off.
<Strayed> and I just realized my subwoofer's volume was all the way down... and I have no idea how long it has been that way
<Strayed> OH MY GOD, that would explain why my music has been boring me lately...
<Strayed> and OH MY GOD feels very homosexual when you put it in caps like that.
<Strayed> ... actually, it always feels very homosexual.

I was wondering when Strayed would start doing this again.

[Impossible]

I'm double posting because I'm not just editing, I'm adding a new quote and it makes more sense to alert people to it this way.

This one was really fun.

* Sodajerk|Drifting has joined #theway
<Impossible`> OH MY GOD! IT'S Sodajerk|Drifting!
<Impossible`> I should get a script to do that for me...
* Sodajerk|Drifting stabs impossible.
<Impossible`> Okay, leave and come back.
<Impossible`> Fine, I will. >_<
* test has joined #theway
<Impossible`> OH MY GOD! IT'S
<test> OH MY GOD! IT'S
<Impossible`> Well, that was an interesting result.
<Impossible`> One, Because the script worked on both and it was me testing, it happened twice.
<Impossible`> I thought scripts couldn't be self-activated. >_<
<Impossible`> Two, the name didn't appear.
* test has left #theway
* test has joined #theway
<Impossible`> OH MY GOD! IT'S test !
<test> OH MY GOD! IT'S test !
<Impossible`> Better... But now I have a retarded space there.
<Impossible`> I wonder if there's a way to fix that...
* Phil has joined #theway
<Impossible`> OH MY GOD! IT'S Phil !!!
<test> OH MY GOD! IT'S Phil !!!
<Impossible`> Probably should have gotten rid of test.
* test has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Impossible`> At least, the script is a semi-success.
<Impossible`> Now to go to bed and find that Jera has banned me when I get back.
<Phil> O_o
<Phil> wtf
<Impossible`> Come on, leave and join again.
<Impossible`> I dare you.
<Impossible`> Good timing, by the way, you just happened to be a perfect test subject. >_<
<Phil> I get the feeling that I don't wanna do that
<Impossible`> It'll just do the same thing again.
<Phil> what? make test quit?
<Impossible`> I didn't change the script in the last 30 seconds to make it molest you and then cut your balls off.
<Impossible`> ...JUST YET.
<Impossible`> No, I made test quit.
<Impossible`> Because he was doubling up the script.
<Phil> nice
<Phil> ummm... but I still have my balls
<Phil> and I rather it that way
<Impossible`> Exactly, because I haven't finished the changes and you need to join again.
<Impossible`> I mean, uh, I had no intention of having it cut off your balls.
<Phil> thatwould make me angry >_<
<Phil> these faces are really lame. <_<
<Phil> wtf does that one mean anyways? it's just retarded.
<Impossible`> And I DEFINITELY wasn't alternatively planning on having it smash an XBox into your crotch, followed by letting Ken Kutaragi at it to do what he pleases.
<Impossible`> >_< means: Impossible is incredibly super awesome.
<Impossible`> >_> means: >_> BEAM! DIE!
<Impossible`> <_< means: Impossible really is the greatest guy ever.
<Impossible`> <_> means: Forty-two.
<Phil> 42????????
<Impossible`> No, Krazy Ken is definitely still in his cage. And I wasn't just going to get the key. HONEST! <_<
<Phil> Ken Kutaragi??????????????
<Impossible`> After all, I am the greatest guy ever. As that <_< told you.
<Impossible`> You know what 42 means, right? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... >_>!
<Impossible`> And you die because >_<.
<Phil> isn't <_< just a beam in the opposite direction of >_> ?
<Impossible`> No, I already said all the meanings.
<Impossible`> It's nothing like that.
<Phil> Those meanings are crap. They're all centered around you. If I had the time or will to make my own meanings thewy would be much better... but I spend that time on MSN where you actually have smilies
<Impossible`> Now, how do I get a script to do that part...? Ooh, I know... "RELEASE KKK ON $NICK". Perfect.
<Impossible`> How are they all centered around me if only half of them are centered around me?
<Impossible`> And it makes perfect sense for half of them to be centered around me because <_<.
<Phil> Because I said so and I am got in my own way
<Phil> and I fucked that up[ real bad
<Phil> and againop
<Phil> and again.....
<Phil> fuck
<Impossible`> Now... LOOK UP WHILE STRAYED GRABS YOUR BALLS! OMG DISTRATCION!1!
<Phil> Strayed would do it too, wouldnt he
<Phil> queer mofo
<Phil> Hmmmmm
<Phil> *trying to think up something to say*
<Impossible`> And I promise that if the script WERE going to rape you first, it wouldn't be KKK raping you... REALLY! And it's not, anyway, so it doesn't matter. <_>
<Phil> EDIT: *Trying to think up something to type*
<Impossible`> That wasn't an edit, that was a new message.
<Phil> KKK......... there that racist gang aint they?
<Impossible`> No, Krazy Ken Kutaragi.
<Phil> ooook
<Impossible`> Aren't you paying attention? You SHOULD be listening to be because <_<.
<Phil> yeah I know who he is.............. (extremely strained sarcasm)
<Impossible`> And since >_<, you WILL leave and rejoin to test my shiny new, revolutionary script.
<Impossible`> Yes, the script which will not take any shots at anything you value. Really.
<Phil> you're kinda full of yourself aint you?
<Impossible`> SHUT UP! >_>!
<Phil> lol
<Phil> your crappy imaginative beam has no effect on me
<Impossible`> NOW LEAVE, REJOIN, AND GET YOUR BALLS SLICED OFF BY HELICOPTER BLADES!

[Forerunner]

5 minutes later......

* Phil slaps Impossible` around a bit with a large trout
<Phil> I can tell I'm still a newb at this if I get amusement from that.
<Phil> <Laughing very hard... not caring>
<Phil> hey I wonder........
* Phil slaps Phil around a bit with a large trout
<Phil> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111111one!!!!!!!!! OMG LMFAO ROFL!!!!!!!

[Jonesy]

[09:43:43 PM] Glenn: I'm raising my Raichu and Mew to level 100, then getting a Dragonite, and then Mike is training his Charizard, Vileplume, and Chansey, and we're totally gonna take on the elite 4 in Pokemon Stadium!
[09:44:11 PM] Glenn: It's a group project
[09:44:21 PM] Strayed: you're both idiots.
[09:44:35 PM] Glenn: YEAH! SUPER EFFECTIVE BITCH!
[09:44:36 PM] Strayed: not even cute idiots.
[09:44:53 PM] ReaperGal: That was one of the saddest things I've ever seen, glenn.
[09:45:16 PM] Glenn: good, I'm going for the record
[09:45:30 PM] Sodajerk|Drifting: I tip my hat to you, sir. This makes my Red Orchestra addiction seem like small change.
[09:45:44 PM] Glenn: WHAT?? GARY BEAT YOU BEFORE ME????
[09:46:41 PM] Strayed: . . .
[09:46:48 PM] Glenn: I MUST BE THE POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPION!
[09:46:48 PM] Glenn: see now how a cute guy like me can be 16 and single?
[09:47:00 PM] Glenn: Oh yeah, totally wasted Pidgeot in one hit.
[09:47:02 PM] ReaperGal: <Glenn> I MUST BE THE POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPION!
[09:47:08 PM] ReaperGal: That's why.

[Sage Of The Wise]

I swear, Mike is the most common name there is.

[Forerunner]

My dads name is Mike.

[Burning_Flame]

I know alot of mikes.... exept I dont know them, and I just call them mike

[Otaku No Anime]

Wow, I have lost even more respect for Baka.

Heh, I don't get much respect in the first place, so why should it matter?

[Strayed Wanderer]

Now uh... when did I say that?

And we need more quotes!

[Impossible]

<Jeramyu> I am sooo glad I don't have a social life

[Strayed Wanderer]

I meant good quotes.

[Occurrence of Something]

[10:40] ReaperGal: Hell is a 10 to 10 twelve hour shift.
[10:42] OoS: What qualifies as heaven for you?
[10:44] ReaperGal: Sex.
[10:44] OoS: Ah.
[10:50] OoS: How much do you get payed for that?

[19:13] Jeramyu: he said it hurt like hell
[19:13] Strayed: yeah, it does.
[19:13] OoS: What does?
[19:13] Strayed: I would never advise doing it.
[19:14] Strayed: swollen for like a week afterward, which is fun in itself... actually...
[19:14] OoS: Yeah, but what are we talking about?
[19:14] ReaperGalBUZZED: male masturbation.
[19:15] Jeramyu: exiled's record for one day
[19:15] Strayed: I couldve beat 24 in my younger days...
[19:15] OoS: Nice...
[19:15] Strayed: but alas... it will never be.
[19:15] Jeramyu: uhuh
[19:15] Jeramyu: suuure.
[19:15] Glenn: yeah, I used to do like 19 seconds when I was 11
[19:16] Glenn: I started before my body figured out what it was :P
[19:16] OoS: I don't masturbate very much.
[19:16] ReaperGalBUZZED: me neither.
[19:16] Jeramyu: YOU MUST BE GAY LOLOLOLO1111
[19:16] Jeramyu: oh
[19:16] OoS: OMFG
[19:16] OoS: LOLOLOLOLOL
[19:17] Strayed: lol
[19:17] ReaperGalBUZZED: i;m gay for oos
[19:17] Jeramyu: that makes perfect sense
[19:17] Strayed: so... either OoS is a woman... or Reaper is a man.
[19:17] OoS: I think I'm supposed to be insulted.
[19:17] OoS: But I'm not sure.
[19:18] Strayed: but neither of them masturbate very much, so they're probably both women.
[19:18] ReaperGalBUZZED: no, thats a compliment
[19:18] Glenn: or since Reaper is already lesbian, she has gone gay from her lesbian ways, making her straight
[19:18] OoS: Ah, thanks then.
[19:18] Glenn: See? Glenn knows many things.
[19:19] ReaperGalBUZZED: i normally wouldn't, but i'm almost high, so...

[18:34] OoS: PORTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:34] OoS: Hey.
[18:34] Strayed: that hurt my eyes
[18:34] WarV: Just like each word I type is slowly taking away a part of your soul.
[18:35] Strayed: you have no idea.
[18:35] Strayed: and brain, not soul.
[18:35] WarV: It is all going to plan.
[18:36] OoS: You completely left at least one word out of that sentence, War.
[18:37] Porter: :D
[18:38] WarV: It doesn't matter. It works either way.
[18:38] OoS: No.
[18:38] OoS: It doesn't.
[18:38] WarV: yes t does.
[18:39] OoS: "It is all going to plan" is not correct.
[18:39] WarV: yes it is.
[18:39] OoS: Okay, War. What is it going to plan?
[18:40] Strayed: War, you're getting schooled by OoS, give up.
[18:40] WarV: You have zero sense of dramatic writing.
[18:41] Strayed: ...
[18:41] Strayed: READ IT, 15 times.
[18:41] WarV: Idiots!
[18:42] Strayed: yeah... because we're the ones who left out the defining word and won't admit it.
[18:43] OoS: It's like talking to a retarded monkey.
[18:44] Strayed: I think my penis is missing.
[18:45] Strayed: sorry, felt like being random.
[18:45] WarV: You all have to be the biggest morons every. All you do is sit here and make fun of people for things you can't ever see of comprehend. You "It is all going to plan." is a dramatization of "The plan is working." There are you happy little morons that you have been told what something means.
[18:46] WarV: Now shut up and talk about something meaningful for a change.
[18:46] Strayed: "It is all going according to plan"
[18:46] Strayed: owned.
[18:47] WarV: Yet again shut up and talk about something meaningful.
[18:50] *** Bakazuki has joined #theway.
[18:50] *** Mode change "+o Bakazuki" for channel #theway by ChanServ.
[18:50] Strayed: At least he used spell-check on the word dramatization.

[Aegis]

!WARNING - BATHROOM HUMOR INCLOSED!
* Burning has joined #theway
<Aegis> Hello Burning.
<WarV> Hello.
<Burning> hey all
<Aegis> Bill clinton is hot.
<WarV> You two should fuse. That would create a kickass +12 Fire Shield.
<Burning> I just took a extremely painful poop
<Aegis> ... >_<
<Aegis> TMI!
<Aegis> Really.
<Aegis> Too Much Information.
<Burning> but like.... it really hurt
<Aegis> Did you by any chance eat any jalepenio peppers recently?
<Burning> no
<Aegis> That's just messed up.
<WarV> Then he ate to much
<Burning> man.....it was like getting raped...but it was poop
<Aegis> Did you hold it in for four+ days?
<Burning> no maybe 10 minutes
<Aegis> ...
<Aegis> >_<
<Aegis> SUBJECT CHANGIE NEEDED!
<Burning> it almost didnt go down the first flush
* Jeramyu has joined #theway
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Jeramyu
* inari-chan has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Aegis> Hello Jeramyu.
<Jeramyu> Hi.
<Aegis> We were talking about Burning's huge tird.
<Aegis> That he had.
<Jeramyu> Cool.

[Burning_Flame]

It was extremly painful.....It made my head hurt

and the rest...

<Jeramyu> I dropped a pretty big turd today
<WarV> And about the kickass +12 Fire Shield I will one day have.
<Aegis> And about...
<Aegis> uhh...
<Aegis> Your mom!
<Burning> Jera did you get it in one flush?
<Jeramyu> yeah
<Jeramyu> it was pretty soft
<Burning> thats good
<Burning> I hate the ones that dont
<Burning> you get weird questions when you come out
<Burning> ...really weird questions if your at a friends house
<Aegis> Insanity of the year award!
<Jeramyu> need restart...

[Forerunner]

[18:50] Strayed: At least he used spell-check on the word dramatization.

lol. Nice.