Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Fitz Tayo]

* Porter bobbles Fitz.

'Nuff said.

[Belthazar]

I'm sorry this may have already been mentioned a while back but im trying to get into the way channel on mIRC but whenever i try to join the channel all it ever says is:

* You were kicked from #theway by ChanServ (problem channel)

does anyone know how i can stop this from happening?

[Teenr0cker]

are you sure it's the zirc server?


Did porter ever finish that page?

[Forerunner]

I still get a laugh out of this:

I'm shocked nobody else posted this already:

* Fart has joined #theway
<Fart> :S
<Fart> hi
* Fart has quit IRC (Quit: Fart)
<Crazy_Jonno> wat the fuck was that?
<Fitz> I have no idea but I don't want it to come back.
* Fart has joined #theway
<Fart> hi
<Teenr0cker> :S
<Porter> :S
<Porter> hi
<Fart>
<Fart> i'm new
<Fart> i jst joined the forums
<Teenr0cker> as opposed to an old fart
<Fitz> Balls.
<Fart> my friend showed them to me
<Porter> nobo
<Fitz> ...
<Porter> noob*
<Fitz> Balls!
<Fart> springfield
<Fart> does he come here
<Fitz> BALLS!
<Crazy_Jonno> FUCK
<Crazy_Jonno> BAN HIM QUICK
<Teenr0cker> somebody check his IP
<Baka|AWAY> No, thank God.
<Fart> hes my firend
<Teenr0cker> suure
<Fart> can someone tell me how to get ops
<Fitz> Being friends with stupid incarnate isn't a good idea.
<Baka|AWAY> None of us are going to give it to you, Fart. =P
<Fart> why?
<Fart> the last channel i was at for 4 years
<Fart> i was a good o
<Fart> op
<Fart> please
<Fitz> Because you just joined.
<Baka|AWAY> One, you're friends with Springfield.
<Baka|AWAY> Two, we have enough of them already
<Fart>
<Fitz> I've been trying for too long for somebody called Fart to beat me to it.
<Baka|AWAY> Three, what Fitz said.
<Impossible`> Oh... God... He's a MORON. Which one are you?
<Fart> who is a moron?
<Impossible`> Well, OBVIOUSLY you.
<Fitz> He was talking to me.
<Impossible`> So which one are you on the forums again?
<Fart> hahahaha
<Fart> how do you like it fitz
<Fart> i'mm springfilds frind
<Fitz> How do I like what?
<Fart> he showed me the new forums
<Baka|AWAY> Thus, none of us like you already.
<Fart> in my last community i was a moderator too
<Fart> how can i be one of those
<Porter> stfu dude
<Baka|AWAY> We don't care.
<Fart> i was part of it for 4 years
<Fart> i;d like to op and moderate this one too
<Fitz> And you've been part of this for four minutes.
<Crazy_Jonno> ha ha good luck
<Baka|AWAY> Still, we don't fucking care about your credibility.
<Impossible`> Four minutes isn't really long enough.
<Fart> i rote a resume
<Fart> do i send it to lun:?
<Impossible`> We don't care about the channels your were an Op on in your imagination.
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> You haven't been here long enough and we don't trust you.
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Crazy_Jonno> rote?
<Fart> writen
<Fart> a reume
<Impossible`> Honestly, your name matches you so well, Fart.
<Fitz> ... reume...
<Baka|AWAY> You actually wrote a fucking resume for all the channels you operated?
<Fart> dont you idits know what that iS!
<Fart> YOU AER ALL DUM
<Crazy_Jonno> writen reume.....
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Fitz> rofl
<Crazy_Jonno> idits
<Fart> resume!!
<Fart> shut UP!
<Impossible`> Some of us have been here since the channel was created and aren't Ops. We can't just come in and say "we've been good Ops before" and magically get the job.
<Fart> i'm going to REPORT YOU TO LUN
<Fart> see?
<Crazy_Jonno> he will not care
<Fart> hjow do you like that
<Fitz> Oh my god.
<Baka|AWAY> Heh, go ahead.
<Baka|AWAY> He'll laugh.
<Fitz> I can't stop laughing!
<Crazy_Jonno> he will laugh at you
<Fart> no
<Crazy_Jonno> and tell you to fuck off
<Fart> no he WONT
<Crazy_Jonno> pfft shutup
<Fart> you guys are angrey
<Fart> you shut up
<Fitz> Hey, maybe it's Lun in disguise to see what we're like with noobs?
<Crazy_Jonno> please leave now
<Fart> i aws at my last palce for 4 years
<Baka|AWAY> Stop causing trouble before I ban.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok we need to do a 1st class job
<Fitz> Damnit, he has the same length name as me... I can't pick out all my witty messages....
<Fart> i should be opped soon do you think?
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> Nope.
<Crazy_Jonno> you should be banned soon
<Baka|AWAY> We don't CARE about where you have been.
<Fart> but i am fart!
<Fitz> ...
<Fitz> That is exactly WHY you're not.
<Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE.
<Impossible`> Fitz Farts... Yeah, that's an annoying alliteration. Change to FitzTayo or something.
<Fart> i basically write the rpgmakert 200
<Impossible`> <Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE. - Uh, what about me?! >_<
<Fart> i coded the hole thing
<Fitz> And me.
<Baka|AWAY> Liar.
<Impossible`> Man, I wish I wrote rpgmakert 200.
<Fart> no im not
* Fitz is now known as Fitz`
<Crazy_Jonno> Fart = Cocksucker
<Fart> i did impossible
<Fitz`> Easy.
<Impossible`> Although in retrospect nobody would care about a program written 1800 years ago.
<Fart> your just knot smart enuph to do it
<Impossible`> Man, Fitz, you stole my patented `!
<Fitz`> We're smart enough to spell enough.
<Fart> i know programming languages
<Impossible`> There's no programming involved in being an Op.
<Impossible`> Man, the ` was my idea.
<Baka|AWAY> WE STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
<Fart> but im good with people
<Fitz`> Heh. I'm just borrowing it.
* Porter sets mode: +o Fart
<Impossible`> DIE. PLEASE.
<Fart> now
<Fart> I SHALL BE ALL POWERFULL
<Impossible`> ...
<Fart> HAHA
<Fart>
<Crazy_Jonno> nobody cares what you can do. just because you have skills in programming doesn't mean anyone likes you
<Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> Porter, WTF...
<Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Impossible`> -_-
<Porter>
<Jeramyu> hehe
<Porter> LMFAO
<Fitz`> I knew it wasn't possible
* Porter rolls on ground
* Porter poops himself laughing
<Impossible`> Why did nobody /whois him?
<Jeramyu> Porter and I were laughing our asses
<Porter> LOL I couldn't believe i got that far
<Crazy_Jonno> haha Fart. NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU
<Fitz`> ...
<Fitz`> Ahahaha!
<Fart> iI Translated TEH RPGMAKER 5999
<Fart> I DID IT
* Fart was kicked by Porter (Porter)
<Porter> i kicked teh fart
<Impossible`> BUT I PROGRAMMED RPG MAKER 1700!
<Fitz`> Aww, I want him to exist so much now.
<Crazy_Jonno> NICE WORK
* Fart has joined #theway
<Baka|AWAY> Why the fuck did you op him in the first place?
<Fart> fkcu you
<Impossible`> I don't think Doovy is keeping up with the conversation.
* Baka|AWAY sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net
<Porter> lol
<Porter> BAKA
<Impossible`> o_O
<Porter> fart is me
<Impossible`> lol
<Impossible`> KICK!
* Porter sets mode: -b *!*@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net
* Fart was kicked by Baka|AWAY (We don't like.)
<Porter> oh wtf
<Impossible`> XD
* Fart has joined #theway
<Baka|AWAY> Eh?
<Fart> dont you pay attention baka?
<Fart> i'm porter
<Fart>
<Impossible`> You rule, Baka.
<Fitz`> When Porter is Fart he is not magic.
<Fart> eat me impossible
<Fart> which basically means you are eating a fart
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Fart> nyuck nyuck
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> ...Oh. I get it.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok umm i'm kinda confused
<Fart> Jeramyu is asshat@asshat.michigan.net
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Baka|AWAY> Yeah alright.
<Baka|AWAY> Same IP.
<Fitz`> ...
<Fart>
<Fart> hahahahahahaha
<Jeramyu> LETS LEARN TO READ
<Fitz`> Score.
<Porter> i havent laughed at mIRC that much in a loooong time
* Fart has quit IRC (Quit: )

I'll specifically point out this bit which I find to be hilarious.

<Crazy_Jonno> rote?
<Fart> writen
<Fart> a reume
<Impossible`> Honestly, your name matches you so well, Fart.
<Fitz> ... reume...
<Baka|AWAY> You actually wrote a fucking resume for all the channels you operated?
<Fart> dont you idits know what that iS!
<Fart> YOU AER ALL DUM
<Crazy_Jonno> writen reume.....
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Fitz> rofl
<Crazy_Jonno> idits
<Fart> resume!!
<Fart> shut UP!

I would pay money to be in that conversation... so goddamn funny...

[Sarcasm]

I'm sorry this may have already been mentioned a while back but im trying to get into the way channel on mIRC but whenever i try to join the channel all it ever says is:

* You were kicked from #theway by ChanServ (problem channel)

does anyone know how i can stop this from happening?

I had the same problem for awhile, Just reinstall MIRC and delete all the files that relate to MIRC in your computer before doing so.

[Teenr0cker]

I did check the IP, its just that then Porter msged me to stfu...

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

*Reads the fart qoute.*
...
*Reads it again*
...
*Is sent to hospital because he is unable to breathe between all the laughing.*

[Burning_Flame]

Ha i miss the good ole summer days where people accaully went on IRC more. Anyway...I had another painful poop.....

[Fitz Tayo]

Now it's all work work work. I'm also getting a regular job so I get to fill up more of my time. Though I still get free christmas presents. Boo and Yah.

[Exiled]

Though I still get free christmas presents.

No way!

[Impossible]

And now it is time to chronicle the adventures of Strayed finding a home. This is a LONG one.

* Strayed has joined #theway
<Strayed> can I move in with any of you?
<Impossible`> Glenn, if you're there, I can't DCC Send, so you need to get on MSN.
<Strayed> come on, someone needs a roommate...
<Strayed> verb? ol' buddy ol' pal.
<Jeramyu> argh.
<Jeramyu> I must've killed at least 5000 valkyries. COUGH UP YOUR DAMN SOUL ALREADY!
* Belthazar has joined #theway
<Belthazar> sup guys
<Strayed> poo
<Belthazar> ummm ok
<OoS-Gone> Wee.
<Strayed> Belth, do you want a roommate?
<Glenn> So yeah, Impossible and I achieved our file send.
<Strayed> what were you sending?
<Impossible`> YOUR MOTHER.
<Strayed> I dont think anyone wants her sent to them
<Glenn> you're probably right.
<Strayed> Glenn, you have parents! and they have a house... do you think they'd believe I was a long lost cousin that is in dire need of someone to mooch off of?
<Belthazar> why are you looking for a place?
<Strayed> my mom told me to move out since I won't go to the school she wants.
<Belthazar> jeez u serious
<Belthazar> well what school do you want to go to
<Strayed> none actually... so I settled for one nearby.
<Belthazar> and nearby is...
<Strayed> it's far inferior, but I honestly don't care and my dad doesn't really have the money for me to go away to school.
<Strayed> I just need my mom to die so I can get 100k out of her retirement and life insurance...
<Belthazar> where do u live
<Strayed> new york
<Belthazar> sorry im in LA
<Strayed> It's amazing, my parents are actually worth more dead...
<Glenn> Strayed, how old are you again?
<Strayed> 18
<Glenn> you can't stay here
<Strayed> damn it...
<Belthazar> haha sorry strayed
<Glenn> I have a sister who my friends hit on. I'd have to tolerate her being here more.
<Glenn> Give it like...3 weeks, when she's FINALLY moving out on her own.
<Strayed> Good... it'd probably take me 3 weeks to walk there.
<Glenn> true
<Glenn> bring one bag.
<Strayed> one bag? what about my computer...
<Glenn> ONE bag
<Strayed> how big a bag?
<Belthazar> lol
<Glenn> you could always have a computer, the modem, and clothing stuffed around it as packing foam.
<Strayed> but what about my ps2, xbox and gamecube?
<Strayed> you can use em!
<Glenn> they have to be snail-mailed, arriving 27 years later.
<Glenn> or you have two other choices
<Belthazar> dude why dont u sell em and save the games for one system and use the money for the new system and a place of ur own
<Glenn> 2) punt them the whole way here like a rock on the street, or
<Glenn> 3) carry them in the same bag
<Strayed> I'll hire my cousin to carry them...
<Glenn> or let them dangle outside of bags.
<Glenn> cuz I wasn't specific
<Glenn> you can have one bag and like, 20 loose items attached to your hat
<Impossible`> GameCube is the lightest, smallest, and most durable, if you have to pick one. But you could always just buy a portable system for your gaming needs.
<Impossible`> And then mooch off Glenn when you get there. Bring memory cards.
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Strayed> I just wont bring Xbox... I'll buy Xbox 360 when I get there.
<Sodajerk|Out> Good god, I can't imagine two #theway people in one household.
<Glenn> or just bring your Xbox, since I have a gamecube and a PS2.
<Impossible`> I can. Wasn't one of Doova and co the brother of another one?
<Impossible`> I think an XBox would be insane to bring...
<Impossible`> *Doovy
<Strayed> too bad porter isnt here...
<Glenn> one of #theway people. they don't count
<Belthazar> i can imagine one big party
<Strayed> I'd so trick porter into letting me move in with him.
<Glenn> WAYCON2006!!!
<Impossible`> So there you go. Compare game lists and bring whatever Glenn doesn't have, and bring your PS2 and GCN memory cards.
<Belthazar> who the heck are these doovy and co people i always hear about
<Sodajerk|Out> Well, you could shoot the X-Box with a big cannon and it'll arrive there intact.
<Sodajerk|Out> What with the two pounds of black plastic.
<Strayed> I told you, I'll buy XboX 360 when I get there.
<Strayed> it works as an Xbox too
<Sodajerk|Out> Only on "Hit" games.
<Glenn> and I can bring 5 bags from your house, containing all your games and systems and clothing and tooth-brusheries, and have you carry them for me in the car you drive over with.
<Impossible`> Only if you buy the You've-been-ripped-off model instead of the XBox Three-Shitty.
<Glenn> and together we can beat the system I created
<Strayed> i can't drive...
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Glenn> then you better be an ox
<Glenn> or own an ox
<Sodajerk|Out> You are fuuuuc....greyhound!
<Glenn> or pwn an ox and drag the body around
<Impossible`> Honestly, US$400 for a gaming system? Fuck that.
<Sodajerk|Out> Anyways; you could fedex all of it.
<Strayed> I cant use FedEx
<Glenn> why not?
<Sodajerk|Out> Eh?
<Strayed> my cousin works for UPS... he'd kill me
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Impossible`> And how much of that is for the media features I don't give a flaming fuck about?
<Belthazar> lol
<Sodajerk|Out> UPS it, then.
<Glenn> fornicate a social worker?
<Strayed> he's started an all out war against UPS
<Strayed> eerrr..
<Strayed> Against fedex
<Sodajerk|Out> I can just imagine that.
<Sodajerk|Out> ONE MAN. ONE MISSION.
<Glenn> maybe you can just fornicate a social worker
<Strayed> he's convinced UPS owns the color brown.
<Sodajerk|Out> TO DESTROY FEDEX.
<Glenn> they'd help you, if you were any good
<Sodajerk|Out> So they own shit?
<Impossible`> ...Would he actually know if you used FedEx?
<Belthazar> cant he hook u up with sending stuff
<Strayed> UPS owns the color brown and the shape rectangle.
<Strayed> and polytetrahedron
<Glenn> "We need one more signature from a member of your family, so naturally we picked your brother without your knowledge. Thanks for using FedEx!"
<Impossible`> Damn! I wanted that polytetrahedron!
<Sodajerk|Out> Here's what you do.
<Impossible`> Use UPS, then.
<Strayed> I could, but I dont trust my cousin...
<Strayed> he's a box carrier, he'd so throw my stuff around
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Glenn> oh, cousin
<Glenn> whatever
<Glenn> I'd laugh for about 2 days straight if you showed up here next week with one bag.
<Sodajerk|Out> lol.
<Belthazar> alright alright i got a solution to everything: We all meet up at Vegas and sell our computers to gamble and use the money we win to buy a house for strayed
<Strayed> I'd so do it too.
<Glenn> you SO would
<Sodajerk|Out> I'm the only one who could actually gamble, probably.
<Sodajerk|Out> Youngin'.
<Jeramyu> Strayed could live with me, if he agreed to shovel all our snow this winter
<Belthazar> actually here we have indian casinos all u have to be is 18
<Glenn> I can gamble every day when I jump out in front of cars and see if they're paying proper attention to the road.
<Strayed> ... I can shovel.
<Sodajerk|Out> Bah!
<Belthazar> yea indian casinos
<Strayed> last winter I shoveled our driveway (it can fit 12 cars) with strep throat during a blizzard for a week
<Sodajerk|Out> Them indians make great fireworks, too.
<Sodajerk|Out> I bet it kept your tempature down.
<Belthazar> thats a big friggin driveway
<Strayed> we have like an 8 car garage.
<Strayed> infact, I should just steal one of the cars and sell it, I could buy two houses.
<Jeramyu> Ooo, and I'm sure you have such fierce blizzards in New York.
<Strayed> it was like 2feet
<Jeramyu> How terrifying.
<Impossible`> ...Or use the car to drive all your stuff to Glenn's.
<Jeramyu> When we get 2 feet, they don't even think about closing school.
<Sodajerk|Out> He can't drive.
<Belthazar> sup jeramyu
<Impossible`> I went to New York for six days. It didn't snow once. Mathematically, this means that it snows on 0/6 days in New York during Winter.
<Sodajerk|Out> He could take a greyhound, though.
<Belthazar> what kind of cars do ur parents have strayed
<Glenn> pay someone $46 (bucks) to drive you here.
<Belthazar> or take a bus
<Glenn> or take a bus
<Sodajerk|Out> That's what GREYHOUND is.
<Glenn> for $46 (dollars)
<Impossible`> Why does Glenn keep doing that?
<Glenn> we have a greyhound bus museum in Hibbing!
<Strayed> I have $6000 dollars... It wouldnt be that hard.
<Sodajerk|Out> lol.
<Sodajerk|Out> Buy like 4 tickets.
<Strayed> ... the $ and dollars were redundant, weren't they...
<Glenn> whoa! you have $6000 (dollars)??
<Sodajerk|Out> And put your shit in the seats.
<Impossible`> Okay, Strayed, new plan for you.
<Glenn> $6000 (smackers) would do me good right now.
<Belthazar> me too
<Sodajerk|Out> Strayed, here's a better plan.
<Sodajerk|Out> You take that 6k, you see.
<Impossible`> Send $5954 to be. Take a bus to Glenn's and mooch off him for the rest of your life, or until you get a job.
<Impossible`> *me
<Sodajerk|Out> And you go to Fat Tony.
<Sodajerk|Out> Fat Tony, ya hear.
<Strayed> Yes yes, I know him.
<Sodajerk|Out> And you say that Rick sent you.
<Strayed> wait, short fat tony or just fat tony?
<Glenn> Strayed, the rent is $600 (muchachos) a month.
<Sodajerk|Out> Fat Fat tony.
<Strayed> I dont know a fat fat tony.
<Sodajerk|Out> $600 sons?
<Sodajerk|Out> Boys?
<Glenn> I know a fat fat tony. his actual nickname is fat tony
<Belthazar> if ur looking for a job i recommend starbucks my friend gets like $250 in tips every couple weeks
<Sodajerk|Out> Kids?
<Glenn> you can borrow mine
<Strayed> I'll give you $50 a month
<Glenn> deal
<Sodajerk|Out> Moocher.
<Glenn> that's a new video game every month
<Strayed> but I get to have sex with your sister.
<Glenn> deal, but you don't get any of our food
<Belthazar> haha
<Strayed> can I use the microwave?
<Glenn> yes
<Strayed> Sweet
<Glenn> feel free to binge on ramen
<Strayed> I can live off of refried beans
<Sodajerk|Out> He'll give you the rights to sell the video of the secks for food.
<Impossible`> Heheh.
<Strayed> do you have a cheese shredder?
<Impossible`> It would be awesome if this actually happened.
<Glenn> yeah, feel free to use it
<Sodajerk|Out> Truly, it would.
<Impossible`> This has to go to IRC Quotes later.
<Glenn> but clean it afterwards
<Strayed> aww...
<Belthazar> with the details they r talking about im thinking it will happen
<Strayed> wait, can I use the shower?
<Impossible`> Glenn might want to get parental permission down, too.
<Impossible`> Oh, and he has a huge problem.
<Impossible`> He has to REMOVE HIS COOKIES FOR THE WAY FORUMS!
<Sodajerk|Out> WE DO NOT LIKE ORGIES OF UNWASHED FLESH IN THAT HOUSEHOLD.
<Glenn> pff, yeah. but for each time you use it you either have to pay me $4 (spankers) or do the dishes.
<Impossible`> THEY'LL BOTH HAVE TO LOG IN MANUALLY EVERY TIME!
<Strayed> dude, that aint fair...
<Sodajerk|Out> Or...
<Impossible`> Or post from the same account and impersonate each other.
<Strayed> it'll end up at like $300 a month...
<Sodajerk|Out> They could use two different computers.
<Sodajerk|Out> Or....
<Glenn> actually, dishes comes standard anyway. so just keep doing them and your showers are fine with me
<Glenn> clean them well and you can jack off in there for all I care
<Sodajerk|Out> Use like they can use firefox and ie for each account.
<Glenn> just don't tell me about it
<Impossible`> Ew, you want one of them to use IE?
<Strayed> I don't do that in the shower.
<Impossible`> How can you torture them like that?
<Strayed> I use IE damn it.
<Impossible`> ...
<Glenn> good. but do the dishes well, cuz we eat with them
<Strayed> ... I get a cable modem line, right?
<Strayed> I'll buy paper bowls.... to put in the microwave.
<Impossible`> Dishes so clean you can eat off them. That's usually the point, right?
<Glenn> if you can pay for one
<Strayed> oh come on
<Strayed> I'll bring a router.
<Glenn> I'm not made of money Strayed
<Glenn> I'm made of atoms and molecules
<Strayed> and 150ft of ethernet cable
<Sodajerk|Out> He's made of sperm and yaoi.
<Glenn> atoms and molecules don't pay the rent strayed!!
<Impossible`> Oh, wait, Glenn might not want Strayed using IE because, well, spyware and adware and viruses.
<Sodajerk|Out> ...
<Glenn> my computer's about to die anyway. feel free to use whatever browser you want
<Strayed> but the sex with your sister is okay, right?
<Sodajerk|Out> You can use IE and not get spyware by being, I don't know, smart.
<Glenn> yeah, but you mow the lawn for it
<Impossible`> No, you can't.
<Impossible`> You automatically get shit on your computer just by opening IE.
<Glenn> or shovel, if winter is going on
<Strayed> dude, I'll just hire gardeners.
<Glenn> okay, but that's your own money
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Strayed> yeah, but you pay minorities like $10 a week to do it
<Sodajerk|Out> If this happens, I demand your firstborn.
<Glenn> oh, you can't do any illegal acts while living here
<Glenn> except sex with minors
<Strayed> so animal porn is out of the question?
<Glenn> and drinking
<Sodajerk|Out> Minors being your sister?
<Glenn> my sister is 22
<Sodajerk|Out> Whoa.
<Sodajerk|Out> Send her over here.
<Glenn> but if Strayed wants some chick and she wants him, it's not my place to say
<Strayed> see, look at this deal...
<Glenn> my sister likes younger guys Strayed. Do you happen to have black hair?
<Strayed> no... brown.
<Glenn> she prefers my black-haired friends, sad but true
<Glenn> dark brown?
<Sodajerk|Out> Ah, wait, my girlfriend would flip if a California girl game over here.
<Strayed> depends.
<Strayed> is it dark out?
<Sodajerk|Out> On if he showered in the past decade.
<Glenn> are you thin-ish, almost malnutritioned?
<Strayed> not as much as I was a year ago, but I'm still thin.
<Glenn> are you an arrogant asshole? (this one's important)
<Strayed> to you, yes.
<Strayed> to things I want to fuck, no.
<Glenn> to people in general
<Impossible`> Oh, your sister likes arrogant assholes? They'll get along fine.
<Glenn> like, you see a group of guys on the street. would you be a dumbass to get a cheap laugh from your friends?
<Sodajerk|Out> Dumbass as in...?
<Glenn> by like, asking them for things that they obviously wouldn't have?
<Glenn> dumbass = smartass in this case
<Sodajerk|Out> Like baby feet?
<Sodajerk|Out> Man, nothing like a baby feet sandwich.
<Strayed> friends?
<Glenn> "You guys got any condoms? See that chick over there? We're having a really 'good' time right now"
<Glenn> would you ever say that
<Glenn> come on Strayed
<Strayed> I don't think i would...
<Strayed> but this concept of friends is new...
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Glenn> damn, then my sister probably wouldn't want you
<Sodajerk|Out> I do that all the time.
<Strayed> this aint fair, that was a trick question
<Strayed> it implied that I'd have friends....
<Glenn> oh, are you a shut-in computer nerd?
<Sodajerk|Out> You too, can have friends in the shithole that is LA.
<Strayed> most importantly, could I wear boxers around the house?
<Strayed> with a raging hard-on... and an obvious wetspot.
<Glenn> for half-hour periods
<Glenn> and not that
<Belthazar> hey LA aint that bad
<Strayed> almost got you...
<Glenn> if that is the case, you need a towel around you
<Sodajerk|Out> LA is fuckin' hell.
<Strayed> can I use your towels?
<Belthazar> how would u know
<Sodajerk|Out> I LIVED IN IT.
<Glenn> yeah, but we tend to run out fast
<Belthazar> well i live in it
<Sodajerk|Out> I lived in that shithole for 10 years.
<Belthazar> where did u live
<Strayed> I'll just take one towel... and shower with it on once a week
<Sodajerk|Out> It takes you like 5 hours to get anywhere.
<Glenn> I don't mind doing the wash. the wash is easy
<Belthazar> that is true but then again everyone usually gets cars thats y
<Strayed> you can't put most of my clothes in a drying machine...
<Impossible`> LA is kind of a shithole, though...
<Glenn> oh, and you have to listen to me talk about girls that I think I'm about to date, and then listen again in three days when I find out that I never stood a chance, and I had imagined the whole thing.
<Belthazar> im not saying its not im just saying it can be ok sometimes
<Jeramyu> that's rought.
<Strayed> I can do that.
<Impossible`> It has E3, which the general public can't go to. And that's it.
<Jeramyu> by which I mean rough
<Sodajerk|Out> I used to live in Hacienda Heights, which was good enough.
<Glenn> good! you can hang out
<Sodajerk|Out> But half the town is shit.
<Impossible`> I need a girlfriend, too. But every girl I've ever met sucked.
<Jeramyu> with me, you can just sit in the basement and watch TV, and occasionaly leave the room so I can masturbate.
<Strayed> SWEET
<Impossible`> Except like two who didn't, but who I could never go out with.
<Belthazar> lol
<Sodajerk|Out> Well, impossible, how is that a problem?
<Strayed> but what if I need to masturbate?
<Strayed> could you leave the room like 12 times a day?
<Strayed> for 30 minute intervals...
<Impossible`> No, you have to masturbate at the same time as Jera.
<Jeramyu> I don't do that.
<Impossible`> When you're out of the room.
<Jeramyu> you can like, go into another room
<Jeramyu> I don't move from the computer
<Sodajerk|Out> Jeramyu wants to masturbate with you, Strayed.
<Strayed> could I just put a sheet over you?
<Impossible`> That way, whenever you're masturbating, you can be thinking of how the other one of you is masturbating as well, and masturbate to that thought.
<Jeramyu> eh
<Jeramyu> could work
<Sodajerk|Out> He wants you to rub the lotion on your skin and do what you're told.
<Strayed> wait... glenn's offer is superior anyway, I get 22 y/o sister sex.
<Impossible`> But you have to pay.
<Strayed> and a cheese shredder!
<Impossible`> And do work.
<Belthazar> this is getting a little outta hand
<Jeramyu> meh, go for it.
<Sodajerk|Out> Sex is better than porn any day.
<Sodajerk|Out> Especially considering the environment that the porn would be coming from in Jeramyu's case.
<Strayed> glenn, could I get a puppy?
<Glenn> as long as you pick up after it
<Impossible`> You can get a Nintendog.
<Strayed> damn...
<Impossible`> >_>
<Glenn> we have a shit bucket along with pooper-scooper near the garage
<Belthazar> id say move in with glenn and learn how he got so much influence from reapergal
<Strayed> glenn, you just got yourself a new abusive big brother.
<Glenn> yeah, then maybe you can stop being jealous, and start talking with her about sex
<Glenn> who bosses you around
<Glenn> and can kick you out
<Strayed> pfff
<Glenn> based solely on my getting sick of oy
<Glenn> you*
<Glenn> when we write up the contract I'd be sure to put that in there
<Strayed> contract?
<Strayed> wtf.
<Glenn> yeah, contract
<Glenn> so I can boss you around legally
<Glenn> I get all say on how you decide to live in our house
<Glenn> basically saying that my mom can't do shit
<Impossible`> I'm starting to think that Jeramyu has the better proposal here.
<Impossible`> It also doesn't take him half an hour to explain his.
<Strayed> yeah, at least jera isn't power hungry.
<Glenn> sex with a 22-year-old
<Strayed> DAMN IT.
<Glenn> all I want is that I am in charge of throwing you out, that's about it
<Strayed> how often?
<Glenn> whenever she wants to
<Strayed> I'm fucked.
<Strayed> Jera, please, counter-offer.
<Impossible`> Sex vs Freedom and not having to pay anything. Tough choice.
<Glenn> I say again- all I want is that I am in charge of throwing you out, that's about it
<Impossible`> Hey, make sure the sex is in the contract.
<Impossible`> I'm wondering if Glenn's sister will actually agree to it.
<Impossible`> She has to sign.
<Glenn> that's called prostitution in a lesser form, and is illegal
<Glenn> I'd be a pimp
<Impossible`> Ha.
<Glenn> not the cool kind. the literal kind
<Impossible`> Then I guess you can't do it.
<Glenn> I'd just ask my sister to fuck Strayed.
<Impossible`> You can do that?
<Jeramyu> ok
<Glenn> yeah
<Impossible`> So Jeramyu really has the better deal.
<Jeramyu> instead of throwing you out
<Glenn> k, I'm bored with this. my contract leaves me the full rights of changing my mind about the whole idea
* Glenn is now known as GlennAWAY
<Jeramyu> I'd just make you stand in the closet for a bit and forget what you did
<GlennAWAY> you can't stay anymore
<Strayed> aww come on glenn, you promised.
<Sodajerk|Out> lol
<Strayed> jera is gonna make me stand!
<Strayed> THAT'S CRUELTY!
<Jeramyu> you can sit I guess
<Strayed> oh, really?
<Strayed> sweet.
<Strayed> can I have sex with something too?
<Sodajerk|Out> ...
* Sodajerk|Out tries not to laugh.
* Sodajerk|Out fails.
<Jeramyu> uh
<Jeramyu> there's like
<Jeramyu> a shelf
<Jeramyu> I dunno
* Strayed is laughing and crying....
<Jeramyu> and star trek toys
<Sodajerk|Out> You'd have to make a hole in the shelf, Jera.
<Jeramyu> oh
* Strayed has popped a lung.
<Jeramyu> and beanie babies
<Sodajerk|Out> LMAO.
<Strayed> beanie baby sex does not work.
<Strayed> and I'm dead serious here.
<Strayed> I still gotta see Porter's offer...
<Strayed> but he'll be gone all weekend.
<Sodajerk|Out> You could always shack with Reaper.
<Impossible`> But no sex, then.
<Strayed> if only...
<Sodajerk|Out> Yeah, maybe no sex.
<Sodajerk|Out> Key word being maybe.
<Jeramyu> key word being "chloroform"
<Strayed> ya never know, she might get horny in the middle of the night.
<Sodajerk|Out> Seriously, she does enough raping on here to start some kind of club.
<Sodajerk|Out> The #theway Battered and Abused men club.
<Strayed> who else is there with some form of abode...
<Strayed> jones, you have an apartment, you love me, right?
<Sodajerk|Out> One, I have a dorm, and two, I have no love for you, and three, I don't trust you around my girlfriend.
<Belthazar> jera are u a senior
<Strayed> damn it.
<Jeramyu> yeah
<Belthazar> where are u sending college apps
<Strayed> I think I just coughed up blood.
<GlennAWAY> did nobody else (besides Jer) beat Cave Story yet?
<Jeramyu> I already sent one to Grand Valley, and I alread got accepted. So that's where I'm going.
<GlennAWAY> you guys suck
<Strayed> yep... red... that's blood alright.
<Belthazar> Where is Grand Valley?
<Jeramyu> near Grand Rapids
<GlennAWAY> Minnesota?
* GlennAWAY is now known as Glenn
<Jeramyu> michigan
<Glenn> I never did end up leaving...
<Jeramyu> god
<Glenn> there's a GR in Minnesota
<Glenn> deal with it
<Impossible`> Jera, PM.
<Belthazar> i see
<Strayed> is there any case where coughing up blood is not a really bad thing?
<Strayed> ... and it isn't coming from a cut in my mouth.
<Impossible`> Eep.
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<Strayed> Teen! Shit... he has a house and a sister!
<Jeramyu> I'll let you know when I can afford out-of-state tuition.
<Belthazar> just looking around at where people are going
<Teenr0cker> yah
<Teenr0cker> Damn dwellings and siblings!
<Strayed> Can I move in with you teen?
<Teenr0cker> .....uh, why?
<Strayed> dont ask, just make an offer.
<Teenr0cker> how about this: I spare you the trip here, the agony of enduring my mother (the bitchiest woman alive), and the trouble of saying 'fuck',thus making you very much liable to get you kicked out, and say no
<Strayed> aha... I would lose my fuck...
<Jeramyu> honestly Strayed, your best bet is Porter
<Strayed> yeah, I figured that.
<Jeramyu> or Exiled. he doesn't really seem to give a shit about anything.
<Teenr0cker> and your bitches, ho's, pimps, any nonmedicinal drugs, any marijuana, your cunts, your shits, and your goddammits
<Teenr0cker> So, what's the deal? Parents wanna kick you out or something?
<Sodajerk|Out> No.
<Sodajerk|Out> His girlfriend's pregnant.
<Strayed> my mom told me to move out, and my dad lives in a basement.
<Sodajerk|Out> What do *you* think?
<Sodajerk|Out> Dammit, strayed, leave me my amusements.
<Teenr0cker> strayed wouldn't run. He'd kill her
<Strayed> no one wouldve believe the girlfriend story
<Strayed> believed*
<Belthazar> well what about local friends
<Strayed> SHALL I EXPLAIN THE FRIENDS THING.
<Teenr0cker> she give you a deadline?
<Jeramyu> strayed knows nothing of "friends"
<Strayed> thank you jera.
<Teenr0cker> lawl
<Impossible`> It's true, he said it himself.
<Teenr0cker> merely meat shields in the field of battle?
<Strayed> indeed
<Belthazar> ahh i see
<Belthazar> well then looks like ur pretty much screwed strayed
<Strayed> I still have Porter.
<Strayed> he's reliable... and none too difficult to woo with sex.
<Teenr0cker> Deadline strayed?
<Belthazar> well at least there is hope
<Impossible`> You can always come to Australia... and... live in a Kangaroo's pouch...
<Strayed> none
<Strayed> but I'll just move my stuff to my dads soon.
<Impossible`> I still think Jera's offer was really great.
<Strayed> I think I may have some canadians from WoW I could ask too...
<Teenr0cker> Just for clarity, they're divorced, right?
<Impossible`> And if you want to leave ASAP, there's no time to wait for Porter.
<Strayed> yes teen
<Impossible`> You want to move to Canadia?
<Strayed> eh, it's colder up there, I like cold.
<Belthazar> well do u have any siblings
<Strayed> yes, but she still lives here.
<Impossible`> "Eh"? Wow, you're speaking the language already.
<Belthazar> oh
<Strayed> that was more of a h-eh, not a h-ey
<Belthazar> but u wanna stay in the area?
<Strayed> I dont care where I end up.
<Strayed> I'm a freakin vagrant.
<Teenr0cker> What about college?
<Impossible`> What about Jera's?
<Teenr0cker> I thought you were taking a break...you know...from learning...
<Strayed> education gave me cancer.
<Strayed> freedom gave me masturbation.
<Teenr0cker> really? I got a blanket containing smallpox from education
<Belthazar> go to europe
<Strayed> I so wouldn't go to europe.
<Belthazar> go like chill in spain or something
<Strayed> DUDE, I could stay with Tlee.
<Strayed> ... Tele*
<Strayed> develop a funny accent and what-not.
<Belthazar> yea go to sweden
<Impossible`> Er, air fares, though.
<Strayed> shall I remind you of the $6000
<Impossible`> What if Tele charges rent? Or you have to buy food?
<Impossible`> OH, YOU CAN'T BRING ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY USE A DIFFERENT POWER VOLTAGE.
<Strayed> I'll kill tele and eat his family.
<Impossible`> No, don't go to Europe.
<Impossible`> For fuck's sake, don't.
<Impossible`> PAL games = NOT GOOD.
<Belthazar> they dont use a different outage in europe
<Belthazar> asia does
<Impossible`> ...Europe as well.
<Strayed> do they find americans sexy in sweden?
<Belthazar> r u sure cause i thought europe was the same as us
<Belthazar> ask tele
<Jeramyu> yeah
<Strayed> if they find americans sexy, I'm so moving in with tele
<Jeramyu> my Finnish friend says that all the chicks in scandanavia think American guys all have huge dicks
<Impossible`> I think everyone uses 240 or whatever but you.
<Impossible`> But this is Sweden we're talking about.
<Strayed> well they'll be amazingly disappointed.
<Impossible`> And... PAL GAMES. PAL RELEASE DATES.
<Strayed> I mean...... proven...
<Strayed> Err... satisfied...
<Belthazar> thats true id hate to wait for games
<Strayed> ... OOH LOOK! A PUPPY!
<Impossible`> It sucks.
<Impossible`> It sucks.
<Impossible`> I think so far, Jeramyu has the best proposal. Or come to Australia, there are lots of sluts here. Probably still more in the US, actually, so that doesn't help much.
<Impossible`> And there are stupider sluts in America.
<Impossible`> You'll have to provide your own accomodation, though. Or live with one of Doovy and co.
<Strayed> you people have poisonous snakes or something, dont ya?
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<Strayed> I would not live with baka... his house probably smells more like sperm than my room.
* Bakazuki sighs.
<Teenr0cker> What was Jera's offer?
<Bakazuki> Alright, Strayed. What exactly do you have against me?
<Strayed> I live in his basement and watch TV and have to leave the room occasionally so he can masturbate.
<Teenr0cker> not bad....not bad at all
<Teenr0cker> He's trying to find a place to live...
<Impossible`> Baka, Strayed has something against random people who have never done anything to him. Live with it.
<Strayed> glenn's was much more elaborate, and I'd get occasional sex from his sister... but then he went all power ungry
<Impossible`> And he's charging you money.
<Teenr0cker> He can't live with me becuase...well, I've yet to find somebody who can tolerate that evil bitch called my mother.
<Impossible`> Not good.
<Strayed> what else am I going to spend the money on... Xbox 360 and a new computer?
<Bakazuki> Ah, OK. I guess I can live with that explanation.
<Belthazar> so what will u do if u cant find a place
<Strayed> but I don't hate Bakazuki like I hate you Impossible, I hate baka as much as I hate... say... Jera.
<Impossible`> Well, you'll run out of money eventually.
<Impossible`> And have to work.
<Impossible`> I need to stop doing things for Strayed if he's going to keep being an ass... -_-
<Strayed> I'd live with my dad, but he's in a basement... not comfortable.
<Teenr0cker> whats your mom's motivation for kickin you out?
<Strayed> I wont go to the college she wants me to go to
<Impossible`> God, does everything HAVE to be repeated every time? I'm posting the whole thing in IRC logs anyway, and you can read it then.
<Impossible`> Nobody has said anything funny in a while, anyway.
<Teenr0cker> Jeeze, sorry I wasn't here. I should just skip boba with a hot girl next time the oppertunity arises
<iamtheverb> HA
<iamtheverb> BOBA
<Jeramyu> I love verb.
<Impossible`> ...
<Strayed> where did verb come from...
<Impossible`> That was random.
<Impossible`> Can Strayed move in with Verb?
<Teenr0cker> It must be a trigger word
<Impossible`> Verb knows how to run a bar, so he has teh skillz.
<Teenr0cker> Yeah, Colorado is kinda cold
<Strayed> I'm sure verb wouldnt mind a roommate.
<Impossible`> You can sleep on the floor in the Shadow Inn. >_>
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<Impossible`> ...
<Impossible`> Coincidence? I think not.
<Jeramyu> yes. coincidently I have just discovered how to put humans inside of computer games. very relevant.
<Strayed> interesting
<Strayed> does it involve a transtubular koleidomagram?
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<Jeramyu> yes.
<Impossible`> Well, Verb can't even sell home furnishings, so he's not that great anyway. You can always find someone else. (One comment on this: Don't ask if you don't know, or I'll have to kill you.)
<Impossible`> Oh, he's back anyway.
<iamtheverb> what'd I miss
<Strayed> yes, but if I move in with verb, i can get closer to lun and eventually kill him.
<Impossible`> Nothing much
<Impossible`> And you can work out how Verb gets inside of computer games. Although apparently Jera has discovered the technology, too, so I still suggest moving in with him.
<Impossible`> If you really want to get near Lun, move in with Fwacho.
<Strayed> or... I could just find a really good chipset, make myself a house... and live in it.
<Impossible`> And ask Fwacho for some furniture?
<Strayed> I dont trust fwacho.
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<Glenn> weird...I have one side of an entire conversation with my friend recorded on my phone...
<Impossible`> And get your drinks from Verb at the Shadow Inn.
<Strayed> how much does a kidney go for nowadays?
<Teenr0cker> indeed. I suggest orange highlighters
<Strayed> SPLINTOOER
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I like the comments from Strayed about having friends. >_>

[Strayed Wanderer]

That was a bit long of a quote...

[Teenr0cker]

I like how verb reacts to Boba, and not strayed's plea.



And my meatshields agree, that does suck...

[Belthazar]

yea it was a long and interesting one. keep us posted on your living situation strayed.

[Sage Of The Wise]

<Jeramyu> I must've killed at least 5000 valkyries. COUGH UP YOUR DAMN SOUL ALREADY!

I feel your pain. I was up till like 2am trying to get that soul.