Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Forerunner]

<Phil> Hey it just hit me!
<Phil> thats what you are
<Impossible`> Return of the Jedi was a MUCH more conclusive Episode 6. It even MADE SENSE.
<Phil> you are almost infinitly ARROGANT!
<Impossible`> Well, E6 doesn't completely suck.
<Impossible`> There IS Alan...
<Phil> thats not neccisarily a bad thing, which id why people pretend to dislike you but actually don't
<Impossible`> Alan is pure awesome. I love him.
<Phil> I don't doubt it
<Impossible`> And in the vein of Verb the bartender in E4, some more familiar real life faces might show up...
<Phil> ... but I'm not talking about you and your bum-buddy relationship with alan, I'm talking about you extreme arrogance
<Phil> You insist that your conceptions are 100% correct, and you never bulge or give room for doubts of your own ideas
<Impossible`> Most other ideas are shit. Or have no thought put into them.
<Phil> In fact I have never once seen you admit defeat on an idea relevant to anything
<Impossible`> I provide proof or a logical explanation and other people don't.
<Impossible`> That's because I haven't been proven wrong by an intelligent person.
<Impossible`> Prove that E6 doesn't suck.
<Impossible`> See? You can't.
<Phil> See, even now you refuse to admit I'm correct (properly)
<Phil> and now youre changinf the subject!
<Impossible`> No I'm not.
<Phil> I said I cant wait for ep6, I didnt say it would be awesome
<Impossible`> I'm making a point. If someone can't prove me wrong I don't need to admit defeat.
<Phil> *sigh*
<Impossible`> Do you think Episode 6 will be awesome?
<Impossible`> ...
<Impossible`> Well?
<Phil> vecause you leave no room for doubts, nobody can penetrate the wall of arrogance that shields your mind
<Impossible`> And Episode 7 will suck, too. I also, uh, Alpha tested that and it sucks balls. So pointless.
<Phil> which is why
<Impossible`> I leave room for doubts when I have doubts.
<Phil> it all makse snece
<Phil> holy shit I should shoot myself for that
<Impossible`> When I'm stating my opinion it's obvious. I don't need to say "I dislike E6, but you're free to have your own opinion and make your own judgement."
<Impossible`> I can just say "E6 sucks."
<Impossible`> And you can have your own doubts.
<Impossible`> But what do you want me to admit defeat on if nobody has made any strong argument as to why I'm wrong?
<Telephalsion> ...
<Phil> ...and you don't think your arrogant, because you don't even acknowledge that things that prove you wrong are proving you wrong, so in your own mind you have no doubts that you're correct, which is why nobody can make you admit defeat, because your ideas are solid in your mind
<Impossible`> Uh, I think you're missing the point.
<Impossible`> When was I proven wrong?
<Phil> holuy shit I should he a psychiatrist
<Phil> as soon as I stop making such newb spelling mistakes anyways
<Phil> I don't want you to admit defeat
<Impossible`> And as soon as you stop ignoring my responses which prove that you're full of crap.
<Phil> I'm not arguing with you
<Impossible`> Yes you do, you want me to admit that I'm arrogant.
<Phil> no I don't, you never admit anything, I just proved that and you are proving it now
<Telephalsion> he's got you there impy
<Impossible`> You're proving it now? Oh, well, that proves MY point.
<Impossible`> Because as I said, you want me to admit that I'm arrogant. You're trying to PROVE that I don't admit that I'm wrong, saying that the fact that I
<Phil> Whoa
<Impossible`> *I'm not now is proof.
<Phil> We we're arguing different points and we both proved eachother wrong...
<Telephalsion> I like apple pie

[Impossible]

<Phil> yer, guess who never soell checks
<Impossible`> Ooh, ooh!
<Impossible`> Is it War?!

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

<Impossible`> I'm starting to think that Jeramyu has the better proposal here.
<Impossible`> It also doesn't take him half an hour to explain his.
<Strayed> yeah, at least jera isn't power hungry.
<Glenn> sex with a 22-year-old
<Strayed> DAMN IT.

<Strayed> THAT'S CRUELTY!
<Jeramyu> you can sit I guess
<Strayed> oh, really?
<Strayed> sweet.
<Strayed> can I have sex with something too?

Genius, pure genius.

<Strayed> is there any case where coughing up blood is not a really bad thing?

Okay...

<Strayed> aha... I would lose my fuck...

And about all the rest of your vocabulary.

<Strayed> education gave me cancer.
<Strayed> freedom gave me masturbation.

That's Shakespeare, ain't it?

<Strayed> SPLINTOOER

What? What?

[Burning_Flame]

<Phil> sanity has fled
<Impossible`> (random saying that has nothing to do with the quote)
<Burning> JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!
<Phil> yep
<Burning> OHHH!!!!
<Impossible`> You're a moron.
<Burning> me?
<Phil> I so wish I could bold the 'Dick' in that
<Burning> I wish I could bold the dick in YOUR MOM!

[Forerunner]

Yeah, way not to inclued most of the conversation and confuse everybody...

[Burning_Flame]

meh I just included the funny part.

[Impossible]

None of that conversation was funny. It was stupid and pathetic.

[Burning_Flame]

None of that conversation was funny. It was stupid and pathetic.

Well just the part that was the high point of my stupidity

[Forerunner]

None of that conversation was funny. It was stupid and pathetic.

I think thats debateable.

[Impossible]

No it isn't. You were just being moronic the whole time.

[EmperorJeramyu]

The next person to flame or continue this crap gets banned. End of discussion.

[Glenn47]

<Glenn> so Jer, getting really ticked at the flamers I see
<Jeramyu> yeah



(Had to do it.)

[Impossible]

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<Jeramyu> must sleep
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<iamtheverb> I don't like it when that happens.
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<iamtheverb> stop that
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<iamtheverb> war, make peer stop resetting my connection
<WarV> Ok.
<iamtheverb> thanks.
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<Impossible`> ENOUGH WITH THE JOINING AND QUITTING.
<iamtheverb> it's not my fault, I swear
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<Impossible`> BASTARD!
<Impossible`> He did that on purpose.
<Impossible`> Fucker.
<Impossible`> He KNEW... somehow.

[Occurrence of Something]

Eh. Figured I might as well.

[22:57] Strayed: the cat ears episode.
[22:58] OoS: Is that the one where something comes out of the purple-haired girl's head?
[22:59] Strayed: yeah
[23:03] Strayed: Ive heard the sub of this actually makes some sense...
[23:04] OoS: FLCL making sense?
[23:04] OoS: Poppycock!
[23:04] Jeramyu: "Ok, now just make weird noises into the microphone for a while... good."
[23:09] OoS: There should be an anime about children training to be Battle Janitors.
[23:09] OoS: And the main character is this one kid who's really stupid beyond belief, and shorter than everyone else, and he's been dreaming of being the Greatest Battle Janitor in the world.
[23:09] Jeramyu: I agree.
[23:09] OoS: Ever since he was a FETUS.
[23:10] OoS: And he travels with one guy who knows what the hell he's doing, and one girl who's annoying but is eye candy for 12-year-old fanboys and therefore will have like, waves of hentai on her.
[23:10] OoS: The main character must have a grainy high-pitched voice, preferably a boy voiced by a woman.
[23:10] OoS: "SUPER MOP WAVE...THREEEEE!!!!!!"
[23:10] OoS: "UHH?! I thought he could only use Super Mop Wave Two!!!!????"
[23:11] Strayed: why I do feel like this has been done before...
[23:11] OoS: Girl: "Huh?"
[23:11] OoS: Boy: "Ahh!"
[23:11] Jeramyu: I want to see this idea come to frutition. Now.
[23:11] OoS: Old Man: "Ohh"
[23:11] Strayed: we could combine forces...
[23:11] OoS: *Super Mop Wave 3 HITS the opponent, who so far has been using his Blinding Eye-Soap attack very effectively*
[23:11] Strayed: and try and generate this anime through willpower alone.
[23:11] OoS: *opponent stands for a second, but then falters, but then TOTALLY FALLS OVER*
[23:11] OoS: Girl: "Huh?!"
[23:12] Jeramyu: good idea.
[23:12] OoS: Boy: "Ahh"
[23:12] Strayed: EVERYONE CONCENTRATE
[23:12] OoS: Old Man: "Ohh"
[23:12] * Strayed concentrates.
[23:12] * OoS concentrates.
[23:12] * Jeramyu concentrates.
[23:12] Strayed: now, the humming sound
[23:12] * Jeramyu hums
[23:12] * Strayed hums.
[23:12] OoS: Hummmmmmmmmm....
[23:13] Jeramyu: OOOHHHHHMMMMM..... OOOOOOHHHHMMMMMM......
[23:13] Strayed: okay... now...
[23:13] * Strayed steals both of their wallets.
[23:13] * OoS jerks off to hentai.
[23:13] * Jeramyu shots Strayed in the face
[23:13] Jeramyu: shots.
[23:13] Jeramyu: damn. War relapse.
[23:13] Strayed: Really, War has made us so stupid.
[23:13] Jeramyu: let me put this easier.
[23:13] * Jeramyu chops of Strayed's head
[23:13] Strayed: ...
[23:13] Jeramyu: god damn it.
[23:14] * Strayed dies of laughter.
[23:14] * Strayed saved Jeramyu some time.
[23:14] * Jeramyu tears off Strayed's limbs and puts his head in a trash compactor.
[23:15] Jeramyu: There.
[23:15] * OoS claps.
[23:15] Strayed: the shower scene confuses me.
[23:15] OoS: Me too.
[23:16] Jeramyu: yeah.
[23:16] OoS: Pretty much the entire series confuses me, though.
[23:16] Jeramyu: oh
[23:16] Jeramyu: uh
[23:16] Jeramyu: the battle janitors
[23:16] Jeramyu: I'll draw up a draft tomarrow maybe
[23:16] Strayed: the main character needs a name.
[23:17] Jeramyu: hmmm
[23:17] Jeramyu: something feminine, yet japanese
[23:17] Strayed: Potoosuke.
[23:18] Strayed: it's less feminine than... non sensical.
[23:18] Jeramyu: that sounds pretty good.
[23:18] Jeramyu: OoS?
[23:18] OoS: Eh?
[23:18] OoS: Sure.
[23:19] Strayed: Poh-too-skay
[23:19] *** Glenn has joined #theway.
[23:19] Glenn: so Jer, getting really ticked at the flamers I see
[23:19] Strayed: now the character that actually knows things needs a name
[23:19] Glenn: Jarek.
[23:20] Jeramyu: yeah
[23:20] Strayed: not japanese enough...
[23:20] Glenn: ah, japanese
[23:20] Glenn: Darius
[23:20] Jeramyu: OoS, Strayed and I are creating the next great anime.
[23:20] Strayed: we're making an anime.
[23:20] Jeramyu: Darius is persian.
[23:20] Strayed: Battle Janitors.
[23:20] Glenn: shit
[23:20] Glenn: you're right, how could I have forgotten
[23:20] Strayed: it needs a cool name to add onto Battle Janitors...
[23:21] Strayed: like...
[23:21] Strayed: Battle Janitors, Fight for the Golden Mop.
[23:21] Jeramyu: "Ultra Hyper Battle Janitors in the year 2X3X: FIGHT FOR THE GOLDEN MOP!"
[23:21] Glenn: Takumi.
[23:22] Strayed: i think that should be the main character's name... it's feminine enough.
[23:22] OoS: Wait, so what's the other guy's name?
[23:23] Glenn: so what kind of name are you looking for?
[23:23] Jeramyu: Ok, so the main character is Takumi, and the cool guy is...?
[23:23] Strayed: hmm...
[23:23] Strayed: WAIT!
[23:23] Strayed: you got Taku from FLCL
[23:23] Glenn: nope, I hate that show
[23:24] Glenn: I used a japanese translator for the name Jon
[23:24] Glenn: duh
[23:24] Glenn: the name translates to "Open Seas" apparently
[23:24] Strayed: Genji!
[23:24] Strayed: like the gloves in FF6.
[23:25] Glenn: Inagaki Nanori.
[23:25] Glenn: that's a pretty sweet name
[23:25] Jeramyu: Ok, Genji, AKA the vacuum cleaner-sama
[23:25] Jeramyu: (He's secretly the only surviving member of the vacuum-cleaner clan)
[23:25] Strayed: now, the sexy bisexual (yeah, I decided that just a moment ago, I demand lesbian sex scenes) woman.
[23:25] OoS: Yeah, but he can't use the vacuum cleaner because there are poisonous dust bunnies appearing out of fucking nowhere every time he tries to suck anything up.
[23:25] Jeramyu: (And he's inherited the sacred technique to get gum out of carpets)
[23:26] Glenn: Kanamori.
[23:26] Strayed: lol
[23:26] Jeramyu: hahaha
[23:26] Strayed: anime satire.
[23:27] Jeramyu: She needs something freaky like "Aiai-chan" or something
[23:27] Strayed: something that sounds sexy to scream during sex
[23:27] Glenn: Ya-ya.
[23:27] Jeramyu: It's Aiai-chan. I've decided.
[23:27] Strayed: that way when we do 3 minute name screaming scenes, 12-y/os and me get turned on.
[23:27] Glenn: well, what's sexier to scream then "Yah!! Yah!!!"
[23:27] Jeramyu: right.
[23:28] Strayed: is that like... Aye-aye
[23:28] Jeramyu: I dunno. Ai means "love" though...
[23:28] OoS: So it's like, double-love.
[23:28] Jeramyu: yeah
[23:28] Jeramyu: cause she's bi
[23:28] Strayed: aha!
[23:28] OoS: Niiice.
[23:28] Strayed: Takumi, Genji and Aiai-chan.
[23:28] Glenn: you guys are boring me. I'm gonna go play pokemon.
[23:29] Strayed: GLENN!
[23:29] Strayed: we have to write the first episode.
[23:29] Glenn: I have yet to know what this is about.
[23:29] Jeramyu: wait, what about the cocky arch-rival?
[23:29] Strayed: oh shit... yeah.
[23:29] Glenn: GARY!
[23:29] Strayed: ...
[23:29] Glenn: lol
[23:29] Jeramyu: He has to have a name that can't be pronounced by japanese actors
[23:29] Strayed: the American Exchange Student
[23:30] OoS: It'll be something retarded like Lefty, or Skip.
[23:30] Jeramyu: "Lothar"
[23:30] Strayed: Lothar, awesome.
[23:30] OoS: That works too.
[23:30] Jeramyu: No L or TH is Japanese.
[23:30] Glenn: Lothar...? meh...
[23:31] Jeramyu: It would be like "Rozar!"
[23:31] OoS: Or in Japanese, Ah-Rotarruuuuuu!
[23:31] Jeramyu: err
[23:31] OoS: Or that.
[23:31] Glenn: if you must, then how about Thalor, and they can always pronounce it as Valor by mistake.
[23:31] Glenn: and then say it fast or something
[23:31] Jeramyu: Ok. The first episode.
[23:31] Glenn: and what the hell is this anime about??
[23:31] Strayed: Battle Janitors.
[23:31] OoS: Exactly.
[23:31] Strayed: how hard is that to figure out.
[23:31] Glenn: Battle Janitors?
[23:31] Jeramyu: It's about a kid who wants to become the ultimate Battle Janitor.
[23:31] Jeramyu: Ever since he was a fetus...
[23:32] Glenn: ohh, well THAT makes much more sense
[23:32] Jeramyu: But he's super short and puny
[23:32] Jeramyu: And retarded.
[23:32] Strayed: it's kinda like Naruto.
[23:32] Glenn: Kiamoto should be SOMEONE
[23:32] Glenn: that's gotta be someone
[23:32] OoS: And Pokemon.
[23:32] Glenn: one of his trainers or something
[23:32] Jeramyu: ...the fuck?
[23:32] Jeramyu: the guy is rapping into his sword hilt
[23:32] Jeramyu: hahaha
[23:32] Jeramyu: LOL
[23:32] Strayed: never seen this episode?
[23:32] Jeramyu: nope
[23:33] Jeramyu: I love how historicly accurate this is.
[23:33] Strayed: I love how they are always starving.
[23:34] Strayed: so is Takumi like a student or something... or is this like Pokemon where he just wanders around being gay.
[23:34] Glenn: F-YEAH! Bulbasaur hatched.
[23:34] Glenn: err yeah...being gay
[23:34] Jeramyu: both
[23:34] Glenn: what the hell? no extra moves?
[23:34] Jeramyu: they attend battle janitor academy
[23:34] Glenn: bitch, bulbasaur was "released" into the "wild"
[23:35] Glenn: or how about bulbasaur was "stabbed" in the "throat"
[23:35] Jeramyu: I suddenly love Samurai Champloo a lot more now.
[23:37] Glenn: crap, now I forget why I was playing this
[23:39] Jeramyu: Uh, so the first episode.
[23:40] Strayed: where do we start?
[23:41] OoS: Hmm.
[23:41] OoS: Well.
[23:41] Jeramyu: Ok, so Takumi is in his battle training class, and he's pissed off because he isn't getting a turn to show off, so he attacks his teacher out of line. He gets his ass kicked with just a simple mop attack.
[23:42] Jeramyu: And his teacher is all pissed off and tells him he'll never amount to anything because he's such a douchebag.
[23:42] Strayed: yes, we have to use the word douche A LOT.
[23:43] Strayed: okay, Takumi is a douchebag, now what?
[23:43] Jeramyu: So Takumi goes off to sulk in an alley, when lo and behold Genji walks by and asks him what's wrong. Takumi is all like "Nu-uh, you don't understand me!" and runs off. Genji is all like "HM! I sense latent power in this one!" and he chases after Takumi.
[23:44] Strayed: it can't be that obvious that takumi will actually amount to anything.
[23:44] OoS: Yeah, everyone has to always be like "Takumi is such a douche" in their little personal thoughts, every time he does anything.
[23:44] Jeramyu: Takumi is all sulking and shit, and he attacks Genji, who beats his douchey-dumbness stupid. So Takumi is all wallowing again and Genji is like "IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE SHORT, IT IS BECAUSE YOU LACK REAL EFFORT!"
[23:45] Jeramyu: And Takumi is all like "wha!?!?!?!" and "show me the way" and Genji's like "Do not be hasty... douchebag..."
[23:46] Jeramyu: "I will be watching you, if you can improve yourself, only then will I help you. Douche."
[23:46] Strayed: that's a lot of douching.
[23:46] OoS: And Takumi has a shocked looked on his face and says "ahh".
[23:46] Jeramyu: Yeah. And Genji is like "Hm."
[23:46] Strayed: First episode title: "Douche meets world."
[23:47] Jeramyu: And Aiai-chan just decideds to slut-around them for no reason at the end.
[23:48] OoS: Aiai-chan has a small and disgustingly adorable pet that she carries around with her, though.
[23:48] Strayed: Aiai should have an obvious attraction to genji, but genji lost his genitals in an ammonia attack gone wrong.
[23:48] Jeramyu: excellent, right, excellent
[23:49] Jeramyu: The pet should be like... a bubble.
[23:49] Strayed: he's gotta be sexy too... since Takumi is ass-ugly.
[23:49] Jeramyu: Right.
[23:49] Strayed: like Bankotsu sexy.
[23:50] Jeramyu: Totally.
[23:50] Strayed: should he be a raving alcoholic too?
[23:50] OoS: In my world, everyone is.
[23:51] Jeramyu: Only when he's alone.
[23:51] Strayed: yeah, he should be secretive.
[23:51] Strayed: that's sexy, right?
[23:52] Jeramyu: yeah
[23:52] OoS: Yep.
[23:54] Strayed: we need an opening theme song...
[23:54] OoS: Aiai-chan's pet Bubble Spirit should have some stupid name like Kutumirumi.
[23:54] OoS: And it should live in between her breasts.
[23:54] Jeramyu: YEAH
[23:54] Jeramyu: good thinking
[23:55] Jeramyu: Opening themesong: "Can't touch this" by MC Hammer?
[23:55] OoS: I can see that.
[23:56] Strayed: OoS... are you getting this stuff as you watch adult swim...
[23:56] OoS: No...why?
[23:56] OoS: The TV's in the other room.
[23:56] Strayed: mmmhmmm...
[23:56] Jeramyu: Kutumirumi. I love it.
[23:56] Impossible`: Katamarirumi?
[23:57] Jeramyu: No. We didn't mispell something we made up.
[23:57] Strayed: Takumi is gonna need a secretly legendary mop.
[23:58] Strayed: like... the double-sided wailing-dingo mop.
[23:59] Jeramyu: Sure.
[23:59] OoS: Sounds good.
[23:59] Jeramyu: Who's the ultimate evil?
[23:59] Strayed: his rival isn't evil?
[23:59] Jeramyu: He is
[23:59] Jeramyu: but not "the ULTIMATE evil"
[23:59] Strayed: hmmm...
[00:00] Jeramyu: I suggest Gablarchararcha-maru
[00:00] Jeramyu: I can resite this entire episode by heart
[00:00] Strayed: War sickness.
[00:01] Jeramyu: yeah, I didn't feel like thinking about how to spell it
[00:03] Strayed: Episode 2 is gonna have to build on his rivalry with Lothar.
[00:04] Jeramyu: Lothar has to mercilessly defeat him and call him a douche repeatedly
[00:04] Strayed: douchey douche mcdoucherson.

[Impossible]

<Strayed> and I bet I'd look damn sexy in a skirt.
<Strayed> (cue impossible)