Revival of the IRC Quotes

[ReaperGal]

I was under the impression that this was for funny conversations.

And that conversation was just annoying.

[Sarcasm]

Watching War changing his opinion every 5 minutes using his twisted philosophy was funny...

[War]

I never changed my mind on anything. it just went more indeepth in thought.

[ReaperGal]

I never changed my mind on anything. it just went more indeepth in thought.

Heh. Indeepth.

Your sig is very funny, I have to say.

[Impossible]

More of a conversation than a quote, but whatever:

<Teenr0cker> Jera, you're progressing well in your mask collection
<Jeramyu> awesome
<Jeramyu> heh
<Jeramyu> I never quite could play through MM
<Impossible`> MM was great, though.
<Jeramyu> True
<Jeramyu> If for nothing else but the second form of the final boss
<Impossible`> Wasn't that the spastic one?
<Teenr0cker> Its all about the fairy mask, yo
<Impossible`> Now we know what Teen gets off to...
<Teenr0cker> yes, madonna-esque masks
<Jeramyu> "Major's incarnation"
<Jeramyu> The lanky epileptic psychotic cyclops that has such devistating moves as "cluck like a chicken" "riverdance" and "moonkwalk"
<Jeramyu> Evidently Majora was a retarded clown in life.
<Impossible`> Yes, the spastic one.
<Impossible`> That form, I mean.
<Jeramyu> That made the entire game worth it, pretty much.
<Teenr0cker> heh...You found all the fairies! Quick! Take them to the fairies with all of the same color!
<Teenr0cker> SEGREGATION!
<Impossible`> You both have twisted minds. I mean, it's not like MM was good for the great battle system, great schedule/time and side quest system, an awesome town, extremely good music, compelling characters, and some of the best atmosphere ever in a video game, right?
<Impossible`> No, instead Teen likes it because of his fairy fetish, and Jera for a spastic final boss.
<Impossible`> Well, penultimate boss, I guess.
<Teenr0cker> You caught me.
<Teenr0cker> You found my chink in my armor
<Teenr0cker> Congratulations.
<Teenr0cker> Now lemme resume these kickass, fairy-oriented sidequests....some don't have fairies, but I can handle that.
<Impossible`> You can wear the mask during the side-quests.
<Impossible`> As long as the quest doesn't require you to have another mask on.
<Teenr0cker> so like....3?
<Impossible`> I guess.
<Impossible`> Or just in between showing masks to certain people.
<Teenr0cker> well I did name my character Jeramyu, so the townspeople shall know him as "Jera of the Fairy Fetish"
<Impossible`> o_O
<Impossible`> You named your character Jeramyu?
<Impossible`> That's a sign of a little bit TOO much devotion, I think.
<Teenr0cker> Got bored.
<Impossible`> So wait, you're gay AND you have a fairy fetish?
<Teenr0cker> Already had a 'link' file
<Teenr0cker> and 'linxzor' just didn't seem right.
<Teenr0cker> He happened to be in the room in chat, so I just picked his name...
<Impossible`> Man, you're so hot for Jera.
<Teenr0cker> oh I remember why
<Teenr0cker> So? Your point?
<Teenr0cker> I mean, aren't you?
<Impossible`> ...
<Teenr0cker> Jera was looking at his Pokemon Red, and he named his Opponant Splixed, so I decided to name Link Jeramyu
<Impossible`> At least I don't want a three way with Jera and the Great Fairy.
<Jeramyu> Great Fairy is hawt
<Teenr0cker> Thank You Jera.
<Impossible`> The OoT/MM Great Fairy, or the WW Great Fairy?
<Impossible`> But Jera, is Teen hot as well? I mean, you'd want mutual consensus, or he'll have to drug you.
<Jeramyu> I can't even remember the WW fairy
<Jeramyu> well
<Jeramyu> let me say this
<Impossible`> The one that looked like a Hindu God.
<Impossible`> With all the arms.
<Jeramyu> he isn't called teen "r0cker" for no reason
<Impossible`> ...
<Teenr0cker> That one is WW
<Teenr0cker>
<Impossible`> Yes, that's what we were talking about.
<Impossible`> I'm about to vomit here.
<Teenr0cker> I dunno Jera, are you into the exotic?
<Jeramyu> I am totally into the exotic
<Teenr0cker> Then why not both?
<Jeramyu> 6 arms... I mean... that'd be one insane handjob
<Jeramyu> I give it the thumps up
<Jeramyu>
<Jeramyu> bitches.
* Jeramyu sets the mood
<Jeramyu> hell, let's go crazy
* Jeramyu invites the entire circus
* Impossible` watches the circus
<Jeramyu> this could be epic
<Impossible`> Hey, is that Takarious?
<Impossible`> I thought he was dead.
<Impossible`> Maybe he got kicked out of the army and having nowhere to live, joined the circus.
<Jeramyu> ...
<Jeramyu> o
<Jeramyu> m
<Jeramyu> g
<Jeramyu> when you belittle people
<Jeramyu> it totally makes me hawt
<Teenr0cker> But Jera, I belittle people too!
<Jeramyu> yes, but Impossible does it with such... venom, such... heedlessly unecessary ferocity

[More stuff happens, Teen eventually quits moments too soon for me to notice and respond to it.]

* Teenr0cker has quit IRC (Quit: [Racist Joke Goes Here])
<Impossible`> <Teenr0cker> fuck yeah! Bomb mask!
<Impossible`> <Teenr0cker> blowing shit up is so much fun
<Impossible`> Damn, I'm too late to tell Teen that you use the Bomb Mask to blow YOURSELF up.
<Impossible`> So, Teen does enjoy blowing shit up.

[Forerunner]

For some reason:

<Impossible`> At least I don't want a three way with Jera and the Great Fairy.

Struck me as hilarious.

[Jonesy]

Not in #theway, but funny anyways.
[07:40:58 PM] Jones: PANTS.
[07:41:07 PM] Kolya: WHERE?
[07:41:17 PM] Jones: NOT ON TF.
[07:41:29 PM] Jones: TIME FOR THE SLEEPING BUTTSECKS.
[07:41:31 PM] Kolya: He's never wearing any...
[07:41:52 PM] Kolya: Get at him, tiger boy!
[07:42:00 PM] Jones: Rowr.
[07:42:11 PM] Kolya: Yeehaaaw!
[07:42:20 PM] * Jones sells TF's unconcious body into bondage.
[07:42:27 PM] Jones: At a local PRISON, NO DOUBT.
[07:42:41 PM] * Assidragon takes photographs
[07:43:08 PM] Jones: We can't have documents of this!
[07:43:27 PM] Kolya: Thanks. Now my stomach hurts from laughing...
[07:43:58 PM] Jones: It's better than hurting because of massive amounts of spe---alcohol.
[07:44:26 PM] Assidragon: what makes you think so? afaik that's not so bad either =D
[07:44:30 PM] Jones: OHNOES.ORG IS DOWN, can I get an OH NOES?
[07:44:52 PM] Kolya: no
[07:45:20 PM] Jones: I will secretly find you and castrate you in your sleep, mark my words!
[07:45:34 PM] * Kolya marks Jonesy's words
[07:45:38 PM] Jones: Then I will use your chopped off penis to choke ZB to death.
[07:46:07 PM] * Kolya looks at his penis, worried
[07:46:36 PM] Assidragon: since it's not my penis, the idea of having ZB dead sounds kinda cool.
[07:46:56 PM] Kolya: Well, why don't you give yours then!!!!
[07:47:08 PM] Jones: So NO DEVIANT SEXUAL ACTS WITH HIS SKULL FOR YOU, KOLYA.
[07:47:42 PM] Assidragon: because then it wouldn't sound kinda cool. Not at all actually
[07:48:03 PM] Kolya: Only of the very abusive nature.
[07:50:38 PM] Jones: Which is Kolya's specialty.
[07:50:48 PM] Jones: He specializes in the extreme bondage.
[07:50:50 PM] Jones: You know.
[07:51:01 PM] Jones: The kind with the tacos.
[07:51:03 PM] Kolya: I AM THE DOKTOR!!!!
[07:51:28 PM] Assidragon: Doktor Tacos.
[07:51:33 PM] Assidragon: now it starts to get interesting
[07:51:44 PM] Jones: Oh, it got interesting a long time ago.
[07:51:49 PM] Jones: You know what to do, Kolya!
[07:51:57 PM] * Jones prepares the cabbage.
[07:52:03 PM] Kolya: The flippy duck?
[07:52:48 PM] Jones: The same!
[07:52:55 PM] Kolya: YES!
[07:53:05 PM] * Kolya works onto it
[07:53:41 PM] Kolya: Hand me the cabbage please, I've reached the top I think.
[07:53:50 PM] * Jones hands him the cabbage.
[07:54:05 PM] Kolya: I'll put it down here...
[07:54:22 PM] * Kolya turns the soil
[07:54:43 PM] Kolya: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS THING!
[07:54:59 PM] Jones: Indeed!
[07:55:02 PM] Jones: Now...
[07:55:04 PM] * Assidragon claps
[07:55:05 PM] Jones: FOR THE CHILDREN.
[07:55:11 PM] Kolya: Slowly now...
[07:55:20 PM] Kolya: Almost there...
[07:55:55 PM] Kolya: Eagle to Nest: The egg has been dropped!
[07:56:12 PM] Jones: Excellent!
[07:56:29 PM] * Jones puts the children onto the pile.
[07:56:32 PM] Jones: Now...
[07:56:36 PM] Jones: For the oral sex!
[07:56:38 PM] Kolya: It's blowing up!
[07:57:01 PM] Jones: Dammit, how many times must I tell you to NOT START EARLY?
[07:57:16 PM] * Assidragon takes on the hazard suit
[07:57:19 PM] Kolya: I'm sorry...
[07:57:36 PM] Jones: Now we'll have to exploit some more ethiopians!
[07:57:42 PM] Kolya: It'll never happen again...
[07:57:59 PM] Kolya: Not the ethiopians!
[07:58:07 PM] Jones: Yes!
[07:58:10 PM] Kolya: They've suffered enough!
[07:58:15 PM] Jones: No, they haven't!
[07:58:19 PM] Jones: We'll cure world hunger!
[07:58:25 PM] Jones: And get blowjobs at the same time!
[07:58:27 PM] Kolya: I admire your consequence...
[07:58:33 PM] Jones: It will be FANTASTIC.
[07:58:45 PM] Kolya: It certainly will!
[07:59:00 PM] Jones: I know!
[07:59:11 PM] Jones: We'll sell Iggles!
[07:59:19 PM] Jones: That will get us enough money to buy...
[07:59:20 PM] Kolya: I will hit rule the world with my hockey stick!
[07:59:20 PM] Jones: Uh...
[07:59:23 PM] Jones: A snickers bar!
[07:59:48 PM] Jones: After which time, we can use that food to lure the children back here.
[07:59:48 PM] Kolya: What did you expect...?
[07:59:55 PM] Jones: Well, I expected more.
[08:00:10 PM] Jones: But the guy said "With holes that size, you should be paying me to take him."
[08:00:22 PM] Kolya: The children will have to make up for the loss...
[08:00:27 PM] Jones: Yes, they will.
[08:02:03 PM] Jones: Iggle's animal porn buisiness (Kibbles n' your ass).
[08:02:21 PM] Jones: Will have to be sacrificed for the greater good of mankind.
[08:02:22 PM] Kolya: Is the shop up aready?
[08:02:23 PM] Jones: And my penis.
[08:02:30 PM] Jones: Which shop?
[08:02:39 PM] Jones: The one that sells small vietnamese children?
[08:02:43 PM] Jones: I KNOW NOTHING OF THAT ONE.
[08:02:44 PM] Kolya: The Iggles animal porn busines shop.
[08:03:44 PM] Kolya: The vietnamese can't take a beating. Of the soft kind.
[08:03:52 PM] Jones: Damn them.
[08:03:58 PM] Jones: DAMN THEM AND THEIR SOFT SKIN.
[08:04:02 PM] Jones: Which is so silky smooth.
[08:04:14 PM] Kolya: Mmmmh, yah!
[08:05:32 PM] Jones: Bring the lotion in!
[08:05:51 PM] Kolya: But they will be remembered for their obedience. Those cute brown babies!
[08:06:01 PM] Kolya: You just wish you could keep them.
[08:06:10 PM] Jones: I wish I could EAT THEM.
[08:06:17 PM] Jones: But PETA got all up in arms about it.
[08:06:26 PM] Kolya: Damn them.
[08:06:34 PM] Jones: God damn treehuggers, can't I cannibalize and oppress in PEACE?
[08:06:52 PM] Kolya: Not today, no.
[08:07:06 PM] Kolya: There wil always be some troublemaker.
[08:07:10 PM] Jones: There's only one thing to do.
[08:07:16 PM] Kolya: Kill them!
[08:07:18 PM] * Jones throws Assidragon down into a pit.
[08:07:22 PM] Jones: Well, that too.
[08:07:44 PM] * Assidragon respawns
[08:07:49 PM] Assidragon: t3amk1ll3r
[08:07:53 PM] Kolya: Holy pipe!
[08:08:06 PM] Jones: Damn him!
[08:08:17 PM] * Jones chains Assi and throws him down into a pit.
[08:08:33 PM] Jones: IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN AND DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD.
[08:08:37 PM] Kolya: Shop smart - Shop S-Mart!
[08:08:57 PM] * Assidragon respawns yet again and throws done Jones for the sake of change
[08:10:07 PM] Jones: I demand a statue in favor of the MAN.
[08:10:15 PM] Jones: He must be strong and handsome!
[08:10:35 PM] Jones: He must have a muscular body with one arm made into a fist.
[08:11:11 PM] Jones: Which is being licked on by small mammals.
[08:11:27 PM] Jones: Speaking of small mammals, I need to check on the hooker in my closet.

But this was in #theway:
[08:07:27 PM] Jeramyu: I stopped smoking pot a while ago
[08:08:09 PM] GaMa: ...
[08:08:43 PM] Sodajerk: ...
[08:08:50 PM] Sodajerk: You sold out, man.
[08:08:55 PM] Sodajerk: I can't believe you.
[08:08:59 PM] Sodajerk: YOU SOLD US OUT.
[08:09:04 PM] Sodajerk: Sold your soul to the man.
[08:09:06 PM] Sodajerk: THE MAN.
[08:09:14 PM] Sodajerk: THE MAN OPRESSING US WITH AN IRON FIST.
[08:09:16 PM] Jeramyu: meh
[08:09:17 PM] Sodajerk: And a rock hard cock.
[08:09:28 PM] GaMa: lol
[08:09:31 PM] GaMa: wtf
[08:09:32 PM] GaMa: XD
[08:14:03 PM] Sodajerk: That always gets peoples attention.
[08:14:30 PM] Sodajerk: NOTHING LIKE A PENIS SIGNALLING THE START OF A NEW CYCLE OF OPRESSION LIKE THE FIREWORKS SIGNALLING THE BEGINNING OF A NEW MILLENIUM.
[08:15:18 PM] Teenr0cker: And I regret ever stepping in the room
[08:15:31 PM] Sodajerk: Sir!
[08:15:46 PM] Sodajerk: Would you like to snort cocaine off the anus of a small vietnamese hooker?
[08:15:51 PM] Sodajerk: Of course you would!
[08:16:01 PM] Teenr0cker: It all makes sense now...
[08:16:17 PM] Sodajerk: Why, only for the low low price of $6.99, you too can enjoy a hooker in your own home.
[08:16:22 PM] Sodajerk: (cocaine not included).

[Fitz Tayo]

Why Jera, why?

[Strayed Wanderer]

Where is the bible game conversation? that one was pretty good.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Jeramyu and OoS present: BIBLE ADVENTURES ONLINE!

[20:37] <Jeramyu> Well fuck you, I'm going to play some hot-ass Bible Adventures for my NES.
[20:37] <Jeramyu> Bitches.
[20:38] <OoS> Woot.
[20:38] <Strayed> Dude... Impossible made a mistake.
[20:38] <Strayed> We should frame it.
[20:38] <Jeramyu> Moses can fucking lift 4 cows at once. You can't beat that.
[20:38] <OoS> I love the cheat code for that one where the water all turns to wine.
[20:39] <OoS> And the secret ending.
[20:39] <Jeramyu> Yeah, where the flood never goes away and everyone starves to death on the Arc.
[20:39] <OoS> Yeah, that was awesome.
[20:40] <OoS> Did you find the pimp clothes for Moses?
[20:40] <Jeramyu> Yeah, that's pretty dope. I also was doing multiplayer fishing in the Sea of Galilee, and some fucker was walking on water. Hacker.
[20:41] <Strayed> I'm starting to think anal bleeding is not that bad of a thing right now...
[20:47] <Jeramyu> lol, you shoulda been there. I was leveling near Golgotha, and all these guards were beating on this noob, they even gave him a -7 thorned crown of suffering.
[20:49] <OoS> I stopped playing. It sucked after they nerfed Curse of Locusts.
[20:49] <Jeramyu> Oh. Yeah, that sucked. They also nerfed the Newborn Death Curse so that it only works on Egyptians. Figures.
[20:50] <Impossible`> The Jews got kind of overpowered after that...
[20:50] <Impossible`> Until most of them died out in the desert.
[20:50] <Jeramyu> Yeah, I mean exclusive level 60 water parting spells? Damn.
[20:51] <Jeramyu> And all these noobs trying to jump off of buildings and using angel intervention. Always fails.
[20:53] * Porter has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[20:53] <OoS> Oh dude, one time me and some friends went to go kill Goliath? He dropped a Coat of Many Colors, which is like, +20 to Dream Interpretation?
[20:53] <OoS> But everybody else in my party got pissed off
[20:53] <OoS> Hacked my account and sold it to someone else.
[20:54] <OoS> It sucked.
[20:54] <WarV> Yo I heard they are changing the Romens faction.
[20:54] <Jeramyu> OoS, you have just made my day.
[20:55] <WarV> and adding a new class
[20:55] <WarV> called pope. you get your own car
[20:55] <Jeramyu> I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
[20:55] <Impossible`> Hilarious.
[20:55] <Strayed> a bible mmo...
[20:56] <Jeramyu> Well screw you. My character is Saul, a level 78 renegade Christian hunter.
[20:56] <Jeramyu> He does have a -7 vulnerability to booming voices from the sky, but hell, that never happens.
[20:58] <Jeramyu> My other character got eaten by a whale. That sucked ass.
[20:58] <WarV> Oh ya I have a Level 81 Peter the Roman, but his head got cut off lame >_>
[20:59] <Jeramyu> That sucks. The same thing hapened to my last character, John.
[21:00] <OoS> Remember when they cracked down on all the hacks and the duping a few years ago?
[21:00] <OoS> Completely deleted the Sodom and Gomorrah maps.
[21:00] <Impossible`> I have a level 100 God with instant death spells. And they ALWAYS WORK! And there's the added bonuses of performing miracles, striking people with lightning, and being able to see anything, anywhere, at any time - including sex.
[21:00] <Jeramyu> Yeah, I can't powerlevel by the Jordan river any more.
[21:01] <Jeramyu> Something about sexual harassement or something.
[21:02] <Strayed> I'm a GM.
[21:02] <Strayed> Owned.
[21:02] <WarV> They say they are going to add a new map called Britonai where you have to fight these guys who wear blue paint, but its only for level 120s
[21:03] <Impossible`> Fuck, Strayed, please don't kill my character.
[21:03] <Jeramyu> GM? Tell those fuckers to put back the Babel map, and bring back the babylonians. Hanging Garders totally kicked ass for gold farming.
[21:03] <WarV> Once I get my Pope up to level 67 and get get Bullet proof defence I will own so muc ass
[21:04] <Strayed> We're GMs, we do what we want and totally ruin your gaming experience.
[21:04] <Jeramyu> WarV, the time distortion and total idiocy abilities don't stack.

[Forerunner]

lol.
Bible roulette is funnier:

Tim: So how do you play bible roulette?
Foreunner: Hey! I've heard this one... you stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

[Fitz Tayo]

There's always "The Bible Game" for GBA. That just came out, it's as good as it is satanic.

[Sage Of The Wise]

Its on gba too? Its also on ps2 i think.

[Forerunner]

<Phil> <jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
<OoS> So does Phil.
<OoS> HAHAHAHAHA, HA.
<OoS> Dis.
<OoS> Diss, even.
<Phil> go home.
<Phil> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<OoS> It burned down D: D: D: D: D:
<Phil> ???
<Phil> did you burn your house down OoS?
<OoS> Yes.
<OoS> And my dog.
<OoS> He was delicious.
<OoS> Especially the creamy bits.
<Phil> you're either delusional or crazy and homocidal
<Phil> theres a good way to test this theory
<OoS> Both?
<Phil> ohhhhh....
<Phil> well you just shat all over me

[Aegis]

Jeramyu and OoS present: BIBLE ADVENTURES ONLINE!

[20:37] <Jeramyu> Well fuck you, I'm going to play some hot-ass Bible Adventures for my NES.
[20:37] <Jeramyu> Bitches.
[20:38] <OoS> Woot.
[20:38] <Strayed> Dude... Impossible made a mistake.
[20:38] <Strayed> We should frame it.
[20:38] <Jeramyu> Moses can fucking lift 4 cows at once. You can't beat that.
[20:38] <OoS> I love the cheat code for that one where the water all turns to wine.
[20:39] <OoS> And the secret ending.
[20:39] <Jeramyu> Yeah, where the flood never goes away and everyone starves to death on the Arc.
[20:39] <OoS> Yeah, that was awesome.
[20:40] <OoS> Did you find the pimp clothes for Moses?
[20:40] <Jeramyu> Yeah, that's pretty dope. I also was doing multiplayer fishing in the Sea of Galilee, and some fucker was walking on water. Hacker.
[20:41] <Strayed> I'm starting to think anal bleeding is not that bad of a thing right now...
[20:47] <Jeramyu> lol, you shoulda been there. I was leveling near Golgotha, and all these guards were beating on this noob, they even gave him a -7 thorned crown of suffering.
[20:49] <OoS> I stopped playing. It sucked after they nerfed Curse of Locusts.
[20:49] <Jeramyu> Oh. Yeah, that sucked. They also nerfed the Newborn Death Curse so that it only works on Egyptians. Figures.
[20:50] <Impossible`> The Jews got kind of overpowered after that...
[20:50] <Impossible`> Until most of them died out in the desert.
[20:50] <Jeramyu> Yeah, I mean exclusive level 60 water parting spells? Damn.
[20:51] <Jeramyu> And all these noobs trying to jump off of buildings and using angel intervention. Always fails.
[20:53] * Porter has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[20:53] <OoS> Oh dude, one time me and some friends went to go kill Goliath? He dropped a Coat of Many Colors, which is like, +20 to Dream Interpretation?
[20:53] <OoS> But everybody else in my party got pissed off
[20:53] <OoS> Hacked my account and sold it to someone else.
[20:54] <OoS> It sucked.
[20:54] <WarV> Yo I heard they are changing the Romens faction.
[20:54] <Jeramyu> OoS, you have just made my day.
[20:55] <WarV> and adding a new class
[20:55] <WarV> called pope. you get your own car
[20:55] <Jeramyu> I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
[20:55] <Impossible`> Hilarious.
[20:55] <Strayed> a bible mmo...
[20:56] <Jeramyu> Well screw you. My character is Saul, a level 78 renegade Christian hunter.
[20:56] <Jeramyu> He does have a -7 vulnerability to booming voices from the sky, but hell, that never happens.
[20:58] <Jeramyu> My other character got eaten by a whale. That sucked ass.
[20:58] <WarV> Oh ya I have a Level 81 Peter the Roman, but his head got cut off lame >_>
[20:59] <Jeramyu> That sucks. The same thing hapened to my last character, John.
[21:00] <OoS> Remember when they cracked down on all the hacks and the duping a few years ago?
[21:00] <OoS> Completely deleted the Sodom and Gomorrah maps.
[21:00] <Impossible`> I have a level 100 God with instant death spells. And they ALWAYS WORK! And there's the added bonuses of performing miracles, striking people with lightning, and being able to see anything, anywhere, at any time - including sex.
[21:00] <Jeramyu> Yeah, I can't powerlevel by the Jordan river any more.
[21:01] <Jeramyu> Something about sexual harassement or something.
[21:02] <Strayed> I'm a GM.
[21:02] <Strayed> Owned.
[21:02] <WarV> They say they are going to add a new map called Britonai where you have to fight these guys who wear blue paint, but its only for level 120s
[21:03] <Impossible`> Fuck, Strayed, please don't kill my character.
[21:03] <Jeramyu> GM? Tell those fuckers to put back the Babel map, and bring back the babylonians. Hanging Garders totally kicked ass for gold farming.
[21:03] <WarV> Once I get my Pope up to level 67 and get get Bullet proof defence I will own so muc ass
[21:04] <Strayed> We're GMs, we do what we want and totally ruin your gaming experience.
[21:04] <Jeramyu> WarV, the time distortion and total idiocy abilities don't stack.

It's not quite first-time-seeing-Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but that was friggin hillarious! The funniest one, I'd say, would be "[20:40] <Jeramyu> Yeah, that's pretty dope. I also was doing multiplayer fishing in the Sea of Galilee, and some fucker was walking on water. Hacker." That was probably this dude called Jesus. He hacks, but at least he's nice to n00bs. He duped, like, 5000 fish and 5000 bread once.

What really sucked was when I killed some dumb script kiddie in PvP and he hacked my lvl 86 dude Samson. Made him a lvl 5, and just to drive home that I got 0wned, he changed the hair option! How fucked up is that?

Yesterday I was playing that game, and some dude noclip hacked his way into the temple. There's this box with two +50 to all stats stone commandment tablets in there! Of course, he died when he tried to loot them. Fucking traps...

I heard really awesome news: Their finally going to make that Land of Nod zone they were hinting about in the Cane and Abel quest. It'll have a crazy 3 headed lion dragon thing boss, a glass ocean, and wierd flying cat things with like a million eyes (that are on the Forces of Light faction, if you'll believe it.) Rumors are their going to bring back Babylon, but I think that rumor was started by gold-farming kiddies.

Also, dude, did you know that if you find a burning bush outside of egypt and double-click it, it gives you 9 plague skills, regardless of level and class? It's awesome.