Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Greatchickenman]

My computer won't even open the fucking article...


I swear to god, someone is gonna pay for this.

If only I knew how to hax0r.



Actually, I tried that already and failed miserably. Used a password finder from online. Took me like 8 days just to finish the search for the password by using a huge online dictionary. Apparently the password i'm looking for is like mixed between numbers and letters. This guy was crafty.

[Aegis]

Nega-hitler...

[Ghoti]

<Strayed> I discovered I've been spelling unfortunately wrong for a long time...
<Impossible> Yeah, I saw that.
<Impossible> It's okay, at least you haven't been spelling "doesn't" wrong your whole life, right?
<Strayed> I'm not sure what that was a shot at.
<Impossible> Ghoti.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Eh, it doesen't start till later, right?
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Why doesen't Lun hang out in the channel more often? Does he have a life or something? Or is he just afraid of the fans?
<Strayed> haha
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Meh, doesen't really matter.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> It doesen't look like he can help it...
<Impossible> And finally, when I pointed it out just earlier:
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Oh my god...
<Impossible> <Ghoti> You're right...
<Impossible> <Ghoti> What the fuck? When did this happen?
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Last I checked, "doesen't" was considered an acceptable spelling of the word.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Was I warped into another reality when I wasn't looking?
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Or was I just thinking of another word?
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Dear me...
<Impossible> <Ghoti> I don't know if I can go on like this...
<Impossible> <Ghoti> I've always been spelling it that way...
<Impossible> <Impossible> ...Wow, you must be REALLY stupid, then.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> I swear, last time I checked my dictionary, it had "doesen't" as a correct spelling...
<Impossible> <Impossible> You're clearly an idiot
<Strayed> haha
<Impossible> And that's in the EsperNet logs alone, let me see if it's in ZiRC, too...
<Impossible> <Xephon> Sure doesen't seem that way.
<Impossible> Thats Ghoti.
<Impossible> *That's
<Impossible> <Ghoti> If that doesen't stop me from being...
<Impossible> <Ghoti> No, that still doesen't work.
<Impossible> * Ghoti doesen't want to, though.
<Strayed> anyone feel like Impossible ptus WAY too much effort into this?
<Strayed> puts*
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Well, I guess it doesen't matter, now.
<Impossible> It's pretty easy.
<Impossible> Ctrl + F and all.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> Doesen't that defeat the purpose of having a girlfriend?
<Impossible> <Ghoti> He doesen't have one.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> It just doesen't sound like it fits.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> I'm sure he doesen't want them, anyway.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> You're logic is strange. Their songs just part of the Punk Rock genre of music. That doesen't really have anything to do with what you say.
<Strayed> ...
<Strayed> WE GET IT.
<Strayed> GHOTI CAN'T SPELL DOESN'T.
<Impossible> <Ghoti> That doesen't seem to make much sense.]

...
This doesen't look good for my future.

EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to edit some useless parts out.

[Sage Of The Wise]

sad...

[Aegis]

The sadder thing is that is the first time I've been directly quoted in a quote that I didn't post...

[Jonesy]

[10:53:15 PM] Sodajerk: It also brings up Why is Impossible still voiced?
[10:53:17 PM] MattHakor: The Purpose is with him
[10:53:21 PM] *** Mode change "+v iamtheverb" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:53:38 PM] Impossible: Dammit, Sodajerk has this constant goal of getting me further down the user list.
[10:53:42 PM] *** Impossible is now known as AImpossible.
[10:53:45 PM] AImpossible: HA!
[10:54:15 PM] *** Mode change "+v Aegis" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:54:49 PM] AImpossible: Assfucker.
[10:54:53 PM] Aegis: ^_^
[10:54:55 PM] *** AImpossible is now known as AAImpossible.
[10:55:07 PM] Sodajerk: He's an alcoholic, obviously.
[10:55:12 PM] *** Mode change "-v AAImpossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:55:13 PM] Aegis: Auto Assault? Or Alchaholics Anonymous?
[10:55:16 PM] AAImpossible: Bastard!
[10:55:22 PM] AAImpossible: Get me back up there!
[10:55:30 PM] AAImpossible: If I were opped, I would be first. >_<
[10:55:58 PM] Aegis: Does this mean that the person on top of the user list is the Paraphalyn?
[10:56:14 PM] AAImpossible: Or a Forerunner?
[10:56:24 PM] *** AAImpossible is now known as Impossible.
[10:56:36 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:56:50 PM] *** Mode change "+o Sodajerk" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:56:51 PM] Impossible: ...
[10:56:53 PM] Impossible: I hate you.
[10:56:58 PM] *** Impossible is now known as AAImpossible.
[10:57:04 PM] *** Mode change "-v AAImpossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[10:57:09 PM] AAImpossible: STOP] IT!
[10:57:12 PM] *** Aegis is now known as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[10:57:12 PM] *** AAImpossible is now known as Impossible.
[10:57:18 PM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Hah!
[10:57:21 PM] Sodajerk: heh
[10:57:28 PM] Impossible: ...Voice me again! >_<
[10:57:32 PM] *** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is now known as Aegis.
[10:57:55 PM] *** Impossible is now known as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[10:58:14 PM] *** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is now known as AYOUALLSUCK.
[10:58:17 PM] *** Aegis is now known as A11111111111111111111.
[10:58:28 PM] *** AYOUALLSUCK is now known as VOICEME.
[10:58:31 PM] *** A11111111111111111111 is now known as Aegis.
[10:58:38 PM] Aegis: Hey, thats a V.
[10:58:41 PM] Aegis: He'd be last.
[10:58:45 PM] * VOICEME .
[10:58:47 PM] Aegis: You can do it Soda, its fine.
[10:58:59 PM] *** VOICEME is now known as Impossible.
[10:59:13 PM] MattHakor: lol
[10:59:44 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:00:31 PM] Impossible: You know, Aegis, you're only voiced because somebody else wants to piss me off. CAN YOU LIVE WITH THAT?! CAN YOU BEAR THAT KNOWLEDGE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE; THAT YOUR STATUS WAS ELEVATED NOT FOR YOU, BUT TO MAKE ANOTHER SUFFER??!!
[11:00:44 PM] *** Impossible is now known as A.
[11:00:45 PM] Aegis: Sure.
[11:00:55 PM] *** Mode change "-v A" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:01:00 PM] A: I fucking hate you.
[11:01:00 PM] Sodajerk: This is so amusing.
[11:01:03 PM] Aegis: You know that you're going to be devoiced every time you do that, right?
[11:01:05 PM] *** A is now known as Impossible.
[11:01:06 PM] MattHakor: I like cheese
[11:01:12 PM] Impossible: WHY? Is it against the rules?
[11:01:14 PM] Sodajerk: A man who likes cheese!
[11:01:17 PM] *** Mode change "+v MattHakor" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:01:19 PM] Impossible: JERAMYU, HE'S ABUSING HIS POWER!
[11:01:25 PM] Aegis: It's against the Sodajerk.
[11:01:29 PM] *** Mode change "+v thenightsshadow" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:01:32 PM] *** Mode change "+v WarV" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:01:39 PM] Impossible: ABUSING! AGAINST THE RULES! DEOP HIM!
[11:01:41 PM] MattHakor: Yes! Cheese is GOOD
[11:01:44 PM] Aegis: No, he's abusing his sex appeal.
[11:01:49 PM] MattHakor: Huh?
[11:02:01 PM] Sodajerk: There's not many ways I can abuse that.
[11:02:37 PM] MattHakor: Rhue is really cheese. Yep.
[11:02:57 PM] Aegis: Did you know that according to Wierd Al Yanchovic, Satan likes cheese whiz?
[11:03:12 PM] MattHakor: Cool.
[11:04:50 PM] Aegis: Wait, why is Impossible suddenly silent?
[11:05:01 PM] Sodajerk: He's killing children.
[11:05:04 PM] Sodajerk: All of them.
[11:05:08 PM] *** Mode change "-v thenightsshadow" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:05:10 PM] MattHakor: Its a conspiracy
[11:05:10 PM] *** Mode change "-v WarV" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:05:13 PM] Aegis: NOOO!
[11:05:14 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:05:23 PM] Aegis: Ah, we're fine then.
[11:06:36 PM] Impossible: Is he gone yet?
[11:07:29 PM] Impossible: It's a TRAP.
[11:07:34 PM] Impossible: I just know it.
[11:07:38 PM] MattHakor: Wanderers...All who exist are wanderers...thus it has been since the dawning era...DUM DUM DUM
[11:07:39 PM] Impossible: But you won't get me, because...
[11:07:43 PM] *** Mode change "-v Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:07:47 PM] *** GlanzenKrieger has joined #theway.
[11:07:48 PM] Impossible: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
[11:07:51 PM] Impossible: ANTI DEVOICE!
[11:08:00 PM] *** Mode change "+v GlanzenKrieger" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:08:01 PM] GlanzenKrieger: .......
[11:08:05 PM] Impossible: It automatically summons a person at random into the channel!
[11:08:17 PM] Impossible: ...I was hoping for someone useful, though.
[11:08:26 PM] GlanzenKrieger: =P
[11:08:29 PM] Impossible: I was so right about it being a trap, though, you were still there.
[11:08:33 PM] Impossible: Do you people have nothing better to do than watch a dead channel, honestly?
[11:08:33 PM] MattHakor: Thats LUNtastic.
[11:08:36 PM] Impossible: Losers.
[11:08:39 PM] Impossible: ...Only I can summon.
[11:09:07 PM] Impossible: Baka, I need you to do something: Ask for your Op powers back. Just temporarily. You're still entitled for them. I need to borrow your power! >_> I DID bring you in here, remember.
[11:09:37 PM] Sodajerk: He wants to be opped so that HE IS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE
[11:09:38 PM] Impossible: ...Or, for fuck's sake, just make Sodajerk stop being a JERK.
[11:09:46 PM] Sodajerk: lol
[11:09:58 PM] MattHakor: X_X
[11:09:59 PM] Impossible: ...But if you DO get your powers back, deop him.
[11:10:02 PM] Sodajerk: I've been voicing and devoicing him for the past 20 minutes.
[11:10:13 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:10:13 PM] Impossible: Why aren't I voiced now?
[11:10:16 PM] Impossible: Ah.,
[11:10:23 PM] GlanzenKrieger: ...Asking for it back after only such a short time is just...
[11:10:29 PM] Impossible: It's kind of sad that you have nothing better to do than watch this empty channel doing nothing.
[11:10:37 PM] *** Impossible is now known as AImpossible.
[11:10:43 PM] *** AImpossible is now known as AAImpossible.
[11:10:48 PM] WarV: We could say the same thing for you.
[11:10:52 PM] AAImpossible: TAKE THAT!!
[11:10:57 PM] *** Aegis is now known as AAAegis.
[11:10:58 PM] Sodajerk: See, he does this.
[11:11:01 PM] *** GlanzenKrieger is now known as AAAGlanzenKrieger.
[11:11:07 PM] AAImpossible: Hey, I've been doing lots of other stuff, that's why I was idle.
[11:11:10 PM] *** AAAGlanzenKrieger is now known as AAAAGlanzenKrieger.
[11:11:14 PM] *** AAAegis is now known as A11111111111111111111111111111.
[11:11:16 PM] AAImpossible: HEY, BAKA! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE!
[11:11:25 PM] *** AAImpossible is now known as AA11Impossible.
[11:11:38 PM] WarV: Stop this madness
[11:11:39 PM] *** AAAAGlanzenKrieger is now known as GlanzenKrieger.
[11:11:45 PM] *** A11111111111111111111111111111 is now known as Aegis.
[11:11:46 PM] GlanzenKrieger: I don't know how to beat that.
[11:11:47 PM] AA11Impossible: Why have you turned against me!
[11:12:03 PM] AA11Impossible: Dammit, I can't change to 1Impossible, for some reason.
[11:12:06 PM] *** Aegis is now known as A11111111111111111111111111111.
[11:12:10 PM] Sodajerk: You could probably just do 1
[11:12:10 PM] *** AA11Impossible is now known as `Impossible.
[11:12:20 PM] `Impossible: Ah, this works.
[11:12:21 PM] GlanzenKrieger: PWNED.
[11:12:24 PM] `Impossible: I tried 1.
[11:12:32 PM] Sodajerk: BUT DID YOU TRY
[11:12:34 PM] *** Mode change "-v `Impossible" for channel #theway by Sodajerk.
[11:12:36 PM] `Impossible: Ha, my old ally from ZiRC, the `, has RETURNED TO ME!
[11:12:37 PM] WarV: A1 stake sause. Its that importent!
[11:12:38 PM] *** A11111111111111111111111111111 is now known as `````````````````````````````.
[11:12:41 PM] `Impossible: ...Oh, for fuck's sake.
[11:12:42 PM] GlanzenKrieger: Ooh.
[11:12:49 PM] Sodajerk: We are very.
[11:12:50 PM] Sodajerk: Very.
[11:12:52 PM] Sodajerk: Very.
[11:12:53 PM] Sodajerk: Bored.

[War]

[«»] GlanzenKrieger is now known as [GlanzenKrieger|Sleep [ ]
<[GlanzenKrieger|Sleep> Just to piss you off, Impossible.
<[Impossible> Hate you.
<[Impossible> HATRED OF YOU.
<[Impossible> I HAVE.
[«»] [Impossible is now known as [AImpossible [ ~impossi@220-253-49-172.VIC.netspace.net.au ]
<[AImpossible> Second from the top now...
<Porter> hahaha
<Porter> lol
<Porter> i am the top
<[AImpossible> DIE!
<[AImpossible> Or just quit.

I think Impossible has a problem....

[Forerunner]

* Strayed is now known as NakedStrayed
* Jeramyu is now known as JerNAKED
* AresW is now known as WarNotWearingAnything
<Impossible> Just what I wanted to hear.
<WarNotWearingAnything> ;D

[Occurrence of Something]

[01:26] OoS: But in the end, there can be only one.
[01:26] OoS: Therefore, we must duel.
[01:26] Wellsy630: Shit
[01:27] * OoS wields a mithril skillet.
[01:27] Wellsy630: All right, get your duel on
[01:28] * Wellsy630 picks up a Platinum Tire Iron +4
[01:28] Porter: lets get a role play started in here
[01:29] * OoS rides the Big Buckin' Chicken into battle
[01:29] *** Porter is now known as Klandathor.
[01:29] Klandathor: Wellsy, you DM
[01:29] Wellsy630: I will do my best
[01:29] Klandathor: set the scenario
[01:29] *** Wellsy630 is now known as DM.
[01:29] Klandathor: OoS rename
[01:29] OoS: Wait!
[01:29] OoS: D20?
[01:29] Klandathor: i dont have dice
[01:29] Klandathor: :(
[01:29] Klandathor: so i'll use my head
[01:29] DM: me noither!
[01:29] *** You are now known as Velthynhe.
[01:30] Velthynhe: I'm an elf.
[01:30] Velthynhe: And a bard.
[01:30] * Dinogrrl makes popcorn
[01:30] Velthynhe: This sucks. Let's do Star Wars instead. I'll GM.
[01:30] *** You are now known as OoS.
[01:30] Klandathor: ok
[01:31] DM: I'm all right with it
[01:31] *** Klandathor is now known as Moonamoof.
[01:31] *** DM is now known as Wellsy630.
[01:31] Moonamoof: wellsy, new name
[01:31] OoS: Porter, you a Wookie?
[01:31] *** Wellsy630 is now known as R5M7.
[01:31] Moonamoof: arrrrrffff rumpf rumpf
[01:31] R5M7: I am an effeminate protocol droid!
[01:32] Moonamoof: (yes, shit shit)
[01:32] * Dinogrrl grabs a soda too
[01:32] Moonamoof: ok
[01:32] Moonamoof: what's the scenario
[01:32] R5M7: Do you require assistance with your interior decorating?
[01:33] Moonamoof: OoS!
[01:33] Moonamoof: GM!
[01:33] OoS: Moonamoof just bought R5M7 from a travelling Rodian salesman.
[01:34] OoS: When they're suddenly ATTACKED!
[01:34] Moonamoof: (what is rodian?)
[01:34] OoS: BY SITH GUNGANS!
[01:34] Moonamoof: (RODIAN?)
[01:35] Dinogrrl: RODIAN.
[01:35] OoS: "Mesa kill joo dead," one of them shouts menacingly, twirling a red lightsaber.
[01:35] OoS: Yeah, they're those green dudes, you know?
[01:35] OoS: Han killed one in the first one.
[01:35] Moonamoof: ohhh
[01:35] Moonamoof: ok
[01:35] Dinogrrl: I was about to say that
[01:35] Moonamoof: greedo
[01:35] Moonamoof: ok
[01:35] R5M7: Oh my
[01:35] R5M7: Shall I equip my blaster, master?
[01:36] Moonamoof: Arrrrr, I think we should yell in a wookie like way for no apparent reason in all the inappropriate spots
[01:36] Moonamoof: Arrr, but yes, FIRE
[01:36] * R5M7 blasts the shit out of a godless Rodian
[01:36] * Moonamoof pulls out his laser shooting crossbow, an cbow-142
[01:37] R5M7: Oh dear
[01:37] Moonamoof: Arrrf, what are you doing?
[01:37] Moonamoof: we could've used him as a projectile!
[01:37] R5M7: Here, use his head
[01:37] OoS: Suddenly Chuck Norris descends from the sky!
[01:37] * R5M7 severs the head and presents it as trophy
[01:38] OoS: He kills all of the Gungans with one roundhouse kick, and one child, accidentally.
[01:38] * Moonamoof throws the head of a Rodian at Chuck Norris
[01:38] OoS: He weeps over the child's body, bringing him back to life.
[01:38] OoS: Then screams and karate chops the child in half.
[01:38] * R5M7 blasts the shit out of a godless child
[01:38] R5M7: Oops
[01:38] OoS: R5M7
[01:38] OoS: YOU GET A DARKSIDE POINT
[01:38] R5M7: Misfire.
[01:38] OoS: Bullshit.
[01:39] OoS: DARK SIDE POINT.
[01:39] R5M7: Very well.
[01:39] OoS: Damn right.
[01:39] Moonamoof: Arrr, R5M7, run a friendly scan on Chuck Norris to see if he's on our side
[01:40] * R5M7 R5M7 runs a scan
[01:40] Moonamoof: ....
[01:40] R5M7: Master, Chuck Norris is on no one's side but his own
[01:40] Moonamoof: should we attack him?
[01:40] R5M7: I think we should reason with him
[01:40] OoS: Upon scanning Chuck Norris, R5M7 sprouts a metal boner between his robotic legs.
[01:41] R5M7: Oh
[01:41] R5M7: That was intriguing
[01:41] OoS: I know.
[01:41] R5M7: Let's appeal to Chuck Norris' sense of intergalactic justice.
[01:42] * Moonamoof tries to kick as high as he can
[01:42] * R5M7 does a handstand
[01:42] R5M7: Is this helping?
[01:43] *** [AFK]Sam is now known as SamLai.
[01:43] OoS: Chuck Norris sprouts wings and flies away.
[01:43] Moonamoof: i guess we stand alone
[01:43] Moonamoof: in the middle of no where
[01:43] R5M7: O Norris, come back to us and share your wisdom!
[01:44] OoS: He roundhouse kicks the sun, causing it to supernova and destroy the entire system.
[01:44] R5M7: Godammit Norris
[01:44] OoS: ***You have died***
[01:44] R5M7: Good thing I have hyperjets
[01:44] R5M7: No I have hyperjets!
[01:44] R5M7: I think
[01:44] Moonamoof: i'm pretty much dea
[01:44] Moonamoof: d
[01:44] Moonamoof: because i'm flesh
[01:44] R5M7: But I hyperjumped us both
[01:45] OoS: Oh! Looks like they were stolen by Mexican people at the beginning. Too bad.
[01:45] R5M7: I think
[01:45] R5M7: Goddammit Mexicans
[01:45] R5M7: Wait!
[01:45] R5M7: Let me load the saved game . . .
[01:46] * R5M7 loads from where Chuck Norris proved his Badass Status yet again
[01:46] OoS: The game suddenly shuts down. You get error message 678914: Comp fucked up
[01:46] R5M7: Goddammit Microsoft
[01:47] OoS: Youre computer explodes and a piece of computer shrapnel embeds itself in your neck, killing you.
[01:47] OoS: ***You have died***
[01:47] R5M7: My computer = +1 Dark Side Point
[01:48] R5M7: Moonamoof, you got any Resurrection Tablets?
[01:49] * Moonamoof rowrs like a wookie
[01:50] R5M7: oh dear
[01:51] OoS: Mmkay, that was fun, time to sleep now.
[01:51] R5M7: thanks, OoS
[01:52] OoS: Don't talk to me.
[01:53] * R5M7 runs crying to his room
[01:53] * R5M7 writes furiously in his diary
[01:53] *** Moonamoof is now known as Porter.
[01:53] * Porter masterbates

[Fitz Tayo]

Porter. I can say with all honesty. You are by far. The. BEST. Wookie. Ever.

[Wellsy]

<Wellsy630> I guess it was resistant to Dancing With the Stars, then?
<OoS> The thing about that show is that there isn't a single star in it.
<Wellsy630> Yeah, I know
<OoS> I think I actually recognized one of them, but I didn't know his name and couldn't remember what sort of crap he'd been in.
<Wellsy630> The only one I knew was Jerry Rice
<Wellsy630> the football player
<OoS> Wouldn't know him.
<OoS> Don't care for football.
<Ghoti> Hmm...
<Wellsy630> yes?
<Ghoti> No?
<Wellsy630> maybe
<OoS> stfu noob
* OoS has quit IRC (Quit: MONKEYSTICK)
<Wellsy630> ??
<Ghoti> I'm a MonkeyStick.
<Ghoti> Oh, I get it.
<Wellsy630> I'm afraid I don't
<Ghoti> You know... it's a stick... that is somehow related to a monkey...
<Ghoti> Get it?
<Wellsy630> I believe I understand now
<Wellsy630> Would you prefer a HippoStick, though?
<Ghoti> HippoStick? What the hell do hippos have to do with sticks?
<Wellsy630> Ummmm
<Wellsy630> Don't know
<Ghoti> Well then, think about what you're going to say before you type it.
<Ghoti> It's important.
<Wellsy630> OK.
<Wellsy630> Sorry.
<Ghoti> You see? OoS thought about what he was going to say and came up with MonkeyStick.
<Ghoti> But you didn't and came up with HippoStick.
<Ghoti> See the difference?
<Wellsy630> AHHH! Now I See!!
<Wellsy630> Yes.
<Ghoti> Well, that's good. You learn from your mistakes.
<Wellsy630> Let me try again . . .
<Wellsy630> . . .
<Wellsy630> "Orangutan Jumpsuit"
<Ghoti> Ahahaha! You get it now!
<Ghoti> That was perfect!
<Wellsy630> YES!
<Ghoti> Orangutan Jumpsuit! That's great!
<Ghoti> Almost as good as MonkeyStick!
<Wellsy630> Well, it was nothing, really
<Ghoti> Aw, you don't have to be so modest.
<Wellsy630> nothing compares to MonkeyStick
<Ghoti> You're right about that.
<Wellsy630> Wait, I feel another coming . . .
<Wellsy630> . . .
<Ghoti> Oooh.
<Wellsy630> Manatee Death Squad
<Ghoti> ...
<Wellsy630> Too much?
<Ghoti> Wait... no...
<Ghoti> After thinking about it, that was pretty amazing.
<Ghoti> Wow.
<Ghoti> I never could have come up with something that great so quickly.
<Wellsy630> I bet you could
<Ghoti> You're a genius.
<Wellsy630> Try it
<Ghoti> Hmm...
<Ghoti> Should I ry?
<Ghoti> Okay...
<Wellsy630> Do it . ..
<Ghoti> . . .
<Ghoti> Misanthropic Allumni
* Wellsy630 staggers back from his computer
* Wellsy630 returns in awe
<Wellsy630> Dear God
<Wellsy630> I felt that
<Ghoti> Yeah. Pretty good, wasn't it?
<Wellsy630> Pretty good? Epic!!!!
<Ghoti> It probably would have given you a heart attack if I had spelled "alumni" correctly.
<Wellsy630> Undoubtedly
<Ghoti> So I misspelled.
<Wellsy630> That's the only reason I'm still alive, basically
<Ghoti> Didn't want to kill you.
<Wellsy630> I appreciate that
<Wellsy630> I MUST see you try another
<Ghoti> Well...
<Ghoti> Hmm...
<Wellsy630> YES
<Ghoti> I think most of my creativity was squeezed out after the last one... but here goes.
<Wellsy630> Do your best
<Ghoti> . . .
<Ghoti> Red Cat
* Wellsy630 is transported to a higher plane of existence
<Ghoti> Well?
<Ghoti> You there?
* Wellsy630 buys a souvenir hat
* Wellsy630 returns
<Ghoti> Whoa.
<Wellsy630> damn
<Wellsy630> that was . . . sweet
<Wellsy630> and I got this cool hat
<Ghoti> Oh man...
<Wellsy630> I can't wear it in this dimension though
<Wellsy630> what a rip . . .
<Wellsy630> but yeah, RC . . .
<Wellsy630> I will refer to it only by acronym
<Wellsy630> lest one of us be transported again
* Porter is now known as PorterZZZZZZZZZZZ
<Ghoti> Good idea.
<Wellsy630> yeah
<Ghoti> You do another! Please!
<Wellsy630> oh . . .
<Wellsy630> very well
<Wellsy630> I ask that you sit
* Ghoti sits.
<Wellsy630> ...
* PorterZZZZZZZZZZZ lays
* Wellsy630 shakes PorterZZZZZZZZZ
<Wellsy630> You don't want to miss this!
<Wellsy630> OK . . .
<Wellsy630> ...
* Teenr0cker has joined #theway
<Wellsy630> Triumphal Scatterbrain
* Ghoti has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Teenr0cker> Maternal Reference
* GreatGlistener has joined #theway
<GreatGlistener> ...
<Wellsy630> Sophomoric Asterism
<Teenr0cker> hey
<GreatGlistener> You made me lose my connection.
* GreatGlistener is now known as Ghoti
<Teenr0cker> Plutonic Idealism
<Wellsy630> Ghoti, prepare yourself
<Wellsy630> Teen has entered the fray as well
<Wellsy630> ...
<Ghoti> Oh god.
<Wellsy630> Psychedelic Chowder Puppet!!!!
<Teenr0cker> I was unaware I had stepped in Fray. Dammit, all over my shoe...
<Teenr0cker> Noctournal Menstruation Capability
<Wellsy630> Yeah you got some on your pants too
<Teenr0cker> oh, that's from last night....
<Teenr0cker> >_>
<Wellsy630> Respectful Burmese Nistress!!!
<Wellsy630> *Mistress
<Wellsy630> Damn! I screwed up
<Ghoti> Dear lord. You're blinding me with awesomeness.
<Ghoti> Wow.
<Wellsy630> Do not be afraid my child.
<Teenr0cker> Airborne Condensation Ramifications
<Ghoti> Wow. Teen's doing a pretty good job too.
<Wellsy630> Last-Second Nonplussed Chicken Chunks!
<Wellsy630> Yeah, I know
<Wellsy630> See the fray, now?
<Teenr0cker> Unprovoked Procrastination Masturbation Extravaganza
<Wellsy630> Oh FUCK
<Wellsy630> Typhoid Excrement Dodgeball Anvil
<Teenr0cker> In all fairness, I must digress that you cannot win.
<Ghoti> Wait, guys. I have another really good one. I just thought of it.
<Teenr0cker> Recyclable Latex Propaganda
<Wellsy630> SHHHH
<Ghoti> Prepare yourselves.
<Ghoti> . . .
<Wellsy630> Let us hear Ghoti
<Ghoti> It's coming...
<Wellsy630> Although that was pretty good Teen
<Teenr0cker> So yeah...this Fray seems to be based on illogical chains, no?
<Ghoti> Blue Dog
<Teenr0cker> ....
* Wellsy630 shits himself
* Teenr0cker smacks Ghoti
<Teenr0cker> -_-
<Wellsy630> Dammit
<Teenr0cker> anyway
<Wellsy630> Too hardcore
<Teenr0cker> illogic
<Ghoti> Apparenlty Teen can't comprehend the amazingness that is the BD.
<Wellsy630> Refer to it by acronym
<Wellsy630> Yes
<Teenr0cker> so yeah, You're looking at prolly the craziest motherfucker, at least clinically, as of this moment
<Teenr0cker> This will be the 4th day of no sleep....
<Wellsy630> Oh goodness
<Wellsy630> Ghoti, hit him up with some RC
<Ghoti> Rc?
<Ghoti> Hmm...
<Ghoti> I dunno if he can handle RC.
<Wellsy630> Teen, this might be good for you
<Teenr0cker> Its like a switch. If I want the crazy to go away, I collapse
<Wellsy630> Hmmm
<Wellsy630> You have a higher tolerance for lack of sleep than I
<Teenr0cker> pff.
<Teenr0cker> 4 days is nothing
<Teenr0cker> I was insane for about a week a few years back
<SamLai> Don't fight it... it's natural... No it was never meant to be like this...?
<Teenr0cker> I believe I voted Bush during that time...
<Teenr0cker> That means you shouldn't have died
<SamLai> Anyone managed to pass E6 without fixing the level bug here?
<Teenr0cker> Sam, its like Prince of Persia
<Teenr0cker> every death is like "no, no, no, that's not how it's supposed to happen! Plot device DEMANDS I slay this monster!"
<SamLai> haha?
<Teenr0cker> yes, laugh
<Wellsy630> he's not kidding, man
<Wellsy630> you better laugh
<Wellsy630> LAUGH FOR GOD'S SAKE, SAM!!!!!
<Teenr0cker> Obey the crazy guy who chose a name with an experation date!
<Wellsy630> I think I must be spoiled by now, then . . .
<Wellsy630> I don't think he's gonna laugh
<SamLai> LOL!!!!!!!!!
<SamLai> how does that sound
<SamLai> i was off fixing the bug
<Wellsy630> .....you have saved us all....
<SamLai> great.
<Wellsy630> bug?
<Teenr0cker> hardly...
<SamLai> the AR bug i
<Teenr0cker> name the location
<SamLai> rather, making the "companions" level
<SamLai> infamous sheep
<Teenr0cker> Spontaneous Gold-digging?
<Wellsy630> Ghoti, is SamLai trying?
<Ghoti> Hmm
<SamLai> oh well, i'll be off
<Teenr0cker> oh, that ruins it
<Wellsy630> Crackerjack Sleuth Roast
<Teenr0cker> Bottled Twitching Emphasizing Reluctance
<Ghoti> Blood-resistant Meat Loaf
<SamLai> when did Oos left?
<SamLai> He owed me some maps
<Wellsy630> OoS got pissed at a MonkeyStick
<Wellsy630> So we replied Oafish Thug-Muffin Sandwich
<Wellsy630> It was delicious
<Teenr0cker> Cardboard Juxtoposition Withdrawal
<Ghoti> Broken Artificial Landmark
<Wellsy630> Stolid Liturgical Birth Canal
<Teenr0cker> Monopolized Convection Conviction
<Teenr0cker> know-how binding transgression
<Wellsy630> Xyphoid Minotaur Demand
<Ghoti> Wry Misdiagnosed Mesopotamian Ostrich
<Teenr0cker> Obligatory Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot Notation
<Wellsy630> Inappropriate Erectile Harbinger
<Teenr0cker> Elated NeoNazi Technofever
<Ghoti> Key Hole
<Wellsy630> !!!!
<Teenr0cker> Musical Cubic School Glue
<Wellsy630> Burger Joint!
<Wellsy630> wait . . .
<Wellsy630> Methodical Folding Cue
<Teenr0cker> Taxing Reports eluding merrily hencforth
<Ghoti> Erotic Heliopolis
<Wellsy630> that sounds like a Christmas carol
<Wellsy630> uh, Teen's
<Teenr0cker> Deteriorating single-serving Messiah
<Wellsy630> Hemophiliac Jester Cream
<Teenr0cker> Unstuck prevailing incognito
<Wellsy630> ...
<Ghoti> Bodacious Body Jelly
<Wellsy630> are you just picking random words from a dictionary?
<Wellsy630> METHOD, people!
<Teenr0cker> No. I never use words I don't understand
<Ghoti> Yes!
<Wellsy630> Ok . . .
<Ghoti> Like I said earlier, this requires thought!
<Ghoti> You can't just say random stuff!
<Teenr0cker> Municipal Monkey Myriad
<Wellsy630> Self-Inflicted Hamburger Triangulation
<Wellsy630> Who here has triangulated with a hamburger, dammit!
<Teenr0cker> Collected Trademark Figurehead
<Ghoti> Ugh. I think I've squeezed out every last ounce of my creativity. I'm done for now.
<Wellsy630> Ghoti, you have done well
<Ghoti> Yes, as have you.
<Wellsy630> As have you Teen
<Teenr0cker> Yeah whatever...
<Teenr0cker> So...who wants a taco

[Teenr0cker]

I want to make a pun like "wookie of the year" and then discuss past wookies, but I'm too busy fighting my desire to sleep.



Puma.

[Ghoti]

Brilliant, Wellsy! Brilliant, I say! If anyone wishes to truly experience such amazing phrasal ingenuity, come to the IRC channel! Also, give us your own as well! We would certainly appreciate it!

[Fitz Tayo]

God, mIRC is filled with crap isn't it?

[Strayed Wanderer]

I remember when mIRC quotes were intelligible and clever.... wait, I'm lying again, aren't I?