Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Burning_Flame]

I have one thing to say about that rant. I less than three it. I'll talk to people on MSN or IRC but I wouldn't consider it hanging out. Playing games maybe... But not really.
And I leave you with this:
<Bob> I hate Emos.
<Bob> I want to but rape them all
<Bob> And then follow them to my space to watch them cry about it

[Fitz Tayo]

Who the hell is Bob?

[Burning_Flame]

Who the hell is Bob?

Bob's bob.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Teen, no story posts in the quote thread, please.

[Teenr0cker]

I called it! I called that bitch coming from a mile away..


Never failed me before, Strayed...God Bless you.

[Telephalsion]

Point earned for teen. Now let us calmly leave this topic to die untill another mirc conversation arrives.

[Teenr0cker]

<Teenr0cker> I wonder if I can commit Hara-kiri with just a spork.
<WarV> You should try.
<Teenr0cker> You first.
* WarV has quit (Ping timeout)
<Teenr0cker> I guess it worked.
<Telephalsion> whoa, WarV Harakiri'ed.


I prettyfied it for Impy.

[War]

It was awsome to. I was all like CLAYMORE MINE!

Then I came back to life because my computer rebooted.

[Strayed Wanderer]

War and DarkForce's lesson on how to think:

<DarkForce> that sounds mighty gay
<Tomato> what that place is and why its like estrana
<DarkForce> you KNOW where he is
<Tomato> no i dont
<DarkForce> um well... perhaps
<Tomato> o.O
<WarV> You need to think deeper.
<WarV> Open your mind. You are about 10 yards from the rabbits hole.
<Tomato> an afterlife of sorts?
<DarkForce> you need to think smarter
<Tomato> not harder
<DarkForce> but longer
<WarV> Harder will get you no where if it isn't smart.
<DarkForce> but smart wont always get you there, he could be smartASS
<WarV> Then his ass would be smart, so he would make smart poop!
<WarV> but smart poop is still poop
<DarkForce> the smartness IS present
<DarkForce> in that poop isnt usually 'smart'
<Strayed> ...
<WarV> But rerally who talks to there poop?
<Strayed> I want this conversation to stop.
<WarV> Tomato you sick bastard talking to your poop
* Tomato has left #theway

[Fitz Tayo]

Tomato and DarkForce? As in... DeJap? What were those guys doing here?

[EmperorJeramyu]

Probably not THE tomato. I used to know him a looooong time ago.

[Fitz Tayo]

I don't know why, but all the Admins and well-respected, veteran members of online communities seem to know one another. It's like they all hang out at their own little club and control the internet from it.

[Sarcasm]

I don't know why, but all the Admins and well-respected, veteran members of online communities seem to know one another. It's like they all hang out at their own little club and control the internet from it.

*twilight zone music*

[Teenr0cker]

Yeah, like...gods or something, all just lounging around, fornicating with young virgin women and striking us down with lightning and -v's.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Titled: Wrath of a Woman

<Fitz> Say the name of whomever is underneathe Impossible on you're mIRC, I wanna check something.
<Strayed> NO DON'T!
<DarkForce> nah thats ok
<Strayed> I'll get blamed.
<Strayed> STOP!
<Strayed> DO NOT DO ANYTHING FITZ SAYS!
<DarkForce> hmm...
<Fitz> I do nice things.
<Strayed> You're an evil man.
<Fitz> Compared to whom?
<Strayed> Not as evil as her, but evil.
<Strayed> She killed Aegis, didn't she?
<Fitz> That's evil?
<Fitz> He was pretty boring...
<Strayed> Yeah, he was.
<DarkForce> scheming bastards
<Fitz> So yeah, why don't we have a game-bot?
<Strayed> New game: What color is my underwear?
<DarkForce> you arent wearing any
<Fitz> You don't wear underwear.
<Strayed> Wrong.
<Fitz> Black!
<Strayed> No.
<DarkForce> why are you wearing underwear?
<Strayed> Because I ran downstairs.
<DarkForce> underwear ish teh suck
<DarkForce> freeball baby
<Strayed> You're asian, no one would be able to see your penis anyway.
<Fitz> Have you reconsidered saying the person under Impy's name?
<DarkForce> yes
<Fitz> Go on.
<DarkForce> inari
<Strayed> I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT AT ALL!
<Strayed> AT ALL
<inari-chan> I WILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
<Fitz> I love this channel.
<DarkForce> Strayed wasnt man enough to page you
<DarkForce> so i had to
<inari-chan> LET ME FUCKING SLEEP IN PEACE.
<DarkForce> but all blame goes to him
<Strayed> I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!
<DarkForce> he tries to deny it so hard
<Strayed> Because I don't want to die, you fool!
<inari-chan> FITZ, I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND FEED IT TO YOU.
<Fitz> I hate it when she scrolls up...
<Strayed> Owned.
<DarkForce> lol
<Fitz> Well that sure backfired.
<Strayed> Dude, it never works that way.
<Fitz> One day it will, and I will be forever praised.
<Strayed> I got another 6 hours on this porn.
<DarkForce> no porn is worth waiting 6 hours
<inari-chan> Fitz
<Fitz> Yeah, but you know you're going to want to look at it later if you cancel it now.
<DarkForce> unless the porn is >= 6hours in length
<inari-chan> I have your phone number
<Fitz> Oh shit, that's true...
<inari-chan> I'm going to make a fucking international phone call
<DarkForce> see can phone sex you the death!
<Strayed> Actually, I think it is like 6 hours...
<inari-chan> and I'm going to wake up your motherfucking father
<DarkForce> ahahaha
<inari-chan> and I'm going to tell him you have sex with goats
<inari-chan> BOY GOATS
<Fitz> What would make you reconsider?
<inari-chan> nothing
<Fitz> Aw, please!
<Strayed> His first born?
<inari-chan> i'm going to do it tomorrow night as soon as my phone is charged
<inari-chan> i already wrote it down on a postit note and stuck it on the wall
<Strayed> Can't you call while it's charging?
<inari-chan> it says "call fitz's father and tell him fitz has sex with goats (boy ones)
<inari-chan> I can, but i don't like to be attached to a cord
<inari-chan> and I'm already on a skype call
* Aegis has joined #theway
<Strayed> I thought you were sleeping?
<Fitz> He did it earlier!
<Fitz> He started the whole ordeal!
<DarkForce> i know how could you have been sleeping lol
<Fitz> Blame him.
<inari-chan> AEGIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER.