Random Reaches Theory

[Sling]

That wasn't long, you fail.

That was the shortened version. Here is the full version, just for viewer satisfaction (even though I think I told the full version in the Scratch Wall).

Last week, after we finished from college. One of my friends missed his bus so decided to go tricking and boozing with one of his other friends.
5 hours later (11PM) he went to the bus stop but missed the last bus. Becuase he was so knackered/drunk he couldn't be bothered to walk all the way back to his house so he slept on the grassy bank near the underpass near the college. His friend, who lived nearby, just walked back to his house. He then woke up at 3AM with a swollen lip and discovered that his bag had been robbed. He deduced that someone had punched him in sleep. He then contemplated whether or not he should go to his friend's house to wake his friend up to see if his freind had taken his bag but decided not to becuase he didn;t want accidentilly wake up his friend's parents. He then went over to the nearby roundabout and fell asleep in the secluded bushy area in the middle. He then woke up at 7:00AM to be attacked by a hare. He then staggered into college at 7:30 and was so knackered he didn't get any work done, although he did manage to go down to KFC with me and few others and back.

I had also slept rough recently. At 3:00AM, afer drinking an unhealthy amount of Coke mixed with Mentos, I finished the bottle of Jack Daniel's I had in my bag and became quite pissed. After staggering a mile back to my road, I collapsed and fell asleep in the middle of the road until I was awoken at 4:00 by someone trying to drive past. I then staggered into my next-door neighbour's garden and fell asleep for an hour. I woke up at 5:00 and saw my Dad leave for work so I snuck on through the back door after he had left and fells asleep on the sofa for 3 hours.

[MonsterKingRen]

Giant Squid you say

That sounds very interesting.

Wait

Hasn't one been already done

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO STUFF BEFORE ME

And why did you quote my smiley SMILEYD ?

It was an unsmileyd smiley FOR A REASON

I maintain my belief because I'm one stubborn son of a woman. (I will not insult my mother here, because I will not insult my mother.)

Besides, for the most you guys are just as theoryssstthiszing as I am.
Maybe with better informations and skills and stubborness, but you still are.

[Sarcasm]

Of course we are, but we are at it for years.

We have more puzzle pieces to work with then you do, and the currently most popular theory is most likely the correct one simply because we have worked on it the most and it makes the most sense, if you'll back up your own theory as much as we have backed up ours, it shall be accepted.

[Sling]

And why did you quote my smiley SMILEYD ?

It was an unsmileyd smiley FOR A REASON

Yes, becuase you're a retard. Also, it was automatically converted to a smiley from a non-smiley when I clicked on Submit, I couldn't be bothered to edit it and change it back, so suck my ass, ass-sucker.
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EDIT: POST 666 OMG!
(*Note to retards, the OMG part is joke)

[Sage Of The Wise]

Its times like these I wish I could lock topics.

[Sarcasm]

Ugh, Screw it, I want War back, he was less annoying and a far more intelligent Forum Fool

MKR, ignore the immature bastard

[Sling]

Ugh, Screw it, I want War back, he was less annoying and a far more intelligent Forum Fool

MKR, ignore the immature bastard

I was joking you fucking idiot. Sheesh.

[Sage Of The Wise]

Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

[Sarcasm]

I am well aware of the nature of your comment(s),
but that joke is kind of getting old, you have scared more then enough half decent noobs with your fake badass attitude, the common person flees when challenged. And while you have gotten rid of some idiots you have also scared away many decent folks that either fail to grasp your humor or are too timid.

As to the immature bastard comment, We are both well aware the other will defend himself and won't run away or something, so thats a fair game.

Although, if you wish, I can stop poking you.

[Sling]

Okay I'll stop, just for you. The main reason why I joke-attacked MKR is becuase I detected an emotion I incorrectly categorised as Stupidity.

[MonsterKingRen]

Stupidity is not an emotion.

It's more like

uh

Well

Next door neighbours who, er, mow their lawn at night, yes. And have an annoying dog.

But that isn't important right now. Scars are, don't you see ? Scars, scars everywhere, upon his brow. No wait, there's only one.

I have trouble ignoring immature bastards because I myself am immature(and, I suppose, some sort of bastard)

Only I try not to insult people with immaturity, woe onto you, Sling, woe.

Ooo

Now I need to insert some reference to The Way to be cool

Haven't the Paradans taught you anything, Sling?
VIOLENCE SOLVES NOTHING THAT IS WHY EVERYONE CARRIES A SWORD

There.

[Sling]

I detected an emotion I incorrectly categorised as Stupidity.

I guess I correctly categorised it then.

[Sarcasm]

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Sling, Feel free to resume in your past activities.

[Angel_OA]

This is such a great topic

[Asra]

I love this topic. Its all warm and fuzzy inside. But yes, Traziun is a giant squid. Thats most of the theory, and it was quite popular some time ago. I think that was mainly due to the amount of facts and uhh... evidence they had.

But watch Sarcasm, you say we're onto something, but then someday Lun will tell us how it REALLY is, and it'll be some random thing that we didn't really think about that, upon retrospect, makes perfect sense.