I'm shocked nobody else posted this already:
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<Fart> :S
<Fart> hi
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<Crazy_Jonno> wat the fuck was that?
<Fitz> I have no idea but I don't want it to come back.
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<Fart> hi
<Teenr0cker> :S
<Porter> :S
<Porter> hi
<Fart>
<Fart> i'm new
<Fart> i jst joined the forums
<Teenr0cker> as opposed to an old fart
<Fitz> Balls.
<Fart> my friend showed them to me
<Porter> nobo
<Fitz> ...
<Porter> noob*
<Fitz> Balls!
<Fart> springfield
<Fart> does he come here
<Fitz> BALLS!
<Crazy_Jonno> FUCK
<Crazy_Jonno> BAN HIM QUICK
<Teenr0cker> somebody check his IP
<Baka|AWAY> No, thank God.
<Fart> hes my firend
<Teenr0cker> suure
<Fart> can someone tell me how to get ops
<Fitz> Being friends with stupid incarnate isn't a good idea.
<Baka|AWAY> None of us are going to give it to you, Fart. =P
<Fart> why?
<Fart> the last channel i was at for 4 years
<Fart> i was a good o
<Fart> op
<Fart> please
<Fitz> Because you just joined.
<Baka|AWAY> One, you're friends with Springfield.
<Baka|AWAY> Two, we have enough of them already
<Fart>
<Fitz> I've been trying for too long for somebody called Fart to beat me to it.
<Baka|AWAY> Three, what Fitz said.
<Impossible`> Oh... God... He's a MORON. Which one are you?
<Fart> who is a moron?
<Impossible`> Well, OBVIOUSLY you.
<Fitz> He was talking to me.
<Impossible`> So which one are you on the forums again?
<Fart> hahahaha
<Fart> how do you like it fitz
<Fart> i'mm springfilds frind
<Fitz> How do I like what?
<Fart> he showed me the new forums
<Baka|AWAY> Thus, none of us like you already.
<Fart> in my last community i was a moderator too
<Fart> how can i be one of those
<Porter> stfu dude
<Baka|AWAY> We don't care.
<Fart> i was part of it for 4 years
<Fart> i;d like to op and moderate this one too
<Fitz> And you've been part of this for four minutes.
<Crazy_Jonno> ha ha good luck
<Baka|AWAY> Still, we don't fucking care about your credibility.
<Impossible`> Four minutes isn't really long enough.
<Fart> i rote a resume
<Fart> do i send it to lun:?
<Impossible`> We don't care about the channels your were an Op on in your imagination.
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> You haven't been here long enough and we don't trust you.
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Crazy_Jonno> rote?
<Fart> writen
<Fart> a reume
<Impossible`> Honestly, your name matches you so well, Fart.
<Fitz> ... reume...
<Baka|AWAY> You actually wrote a fucking resume for all the channels you operated?
<Fart> dont you idits know what that iS!
<Fart> YOU AER ALL DUM
<Crazy_Jonno> writen reume.....
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Fitz> rofl
<Crazy_Jonno> idits
<Fart> resume!!
<Fart> shut UP!
<Impossible`> Some of us have been here since the channel was created and aren't Ops. We can't just come in and say "we've been good Ops before" and magically get the job.
<Fart> i'm going to REPORT YOU TO LUN
<Fart> see?
<Crazy_Jonno> he will not care
<Fart> hjow do you like that
<Fitz> Oh my god.
<Baka|AWAY> Heh, go ahead.
<Baka|AWAY> He'll laugh.
<Fitz> I can't stop laughing!
<Crazy_Jonno> he will laugh at you
<Fart> no
<Crazy_Jonno> and tell you to fuck off
<Fart> no he WONT
<Crazy_Jonno> pfft shutup
<Fart> you guys are angrey
<Fart> you shut up
<Fitz> Hey, maybe it's Lun in disguise to see what we're like with noobs?
<Crazy_Jonno> please leave now
<Fart> i aws at my last palce for 4 years
<Baka|AWAY> Stop causing trouble before I ban.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok we need to do a 1st class job
<Fitz> Damnit, he has the same length name as me... I can't pick out all my witty messages....
<Fart> i should be opped soon do you think?
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> Nope.
<Crazy_Jonno> you should be banned soon
<Baka|AWAY> We don't CARE about where you have been.
<Fart> but i am fart!
<Fitz> ...
<Fitz> That is exactly WHY you're not.
<Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE.
<Impossible`> Fitz Farts... Yeah, that's an annoying alliteration. Change to FitzTayo or something.
<Fart> i basically write the rpgmakert 200
<Impossible`> <Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE. - Uh, what about me?! >_<
<Fart> i coded the hole thing
<Fitz> And me.
<Baka|AWAY> Liar.
<Impossible`> Man, I wish I wrote rpgmakert 200.
<Fart> no im not
* Fitz is now known as Fitz`
<Crazy_Jonno> Fart = Cocksucker
<Fart> i did impossible
<Fitz`> Easy.
<Impossible`> Although in retrospect nobody would care about a program written 1800 years ago.
<Fart> your just knot smart enuph to do it
<Impossible`> Man, Fitz, you stole my patented `!
<Fitz`> We're smart enough to spell enough.
<Fart> i know programming languages
<Impossible`> There's no programming involved in being an Op.
<Impossible`> Man, the ` was my idea.
<Baka|AWAY> WE STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
<Fart> but im good with people
<Fitz`> Heh. I'm just borrowing it.
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<Impossible`> DIE. PLEASE.
<Fart> now
<Fart> I SHALL BE ALL POWERFULL
<Impossible`> ...
<Fart> HAHA
<Fart>
<Crazy_Jonno> nobody cares what you can do. just because you have skills in programming doesn't mean anyone likes you
<Fart> Fart is
fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> Porter, WTF...
<Porter> Porter is
Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Impossible`> -_-
<Porter>
<Jeramyu> hehe
<Porter> LMFAO
<Fitz`> I knew it wasn't possible
* Porter rolls on ground
* Porter poops himself laughing
<Impossible`> Why did nobody /whois him?
<Jeramyu> Porter and I were laughing our asses
<Porter> LOL I couldn't believe i got that far
<Crazy_Jonno> haha Fart. NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU
<Fitz`> ...
<Fitz`> Ahahaha!
<Fart> iI Translated TEH RPGMAKER 5999
<Fart> I DID IT
* Fart was kicked by Porter (Porter)
<Porter> i kicked teh fart
<Impossible`> BUT I PROGRAMMED RPG MAKER 1700!
<Fitz`> Aww, I want him to exist so much now.
<Crazy_Jonno> NICE WORK
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<Baka|AWAY> Why the fuck did you op him in the first place?
<Fart> fkcu you
<Impossible`> I don't think Doovy is keeping up with the conversation.
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<Porter> lol
<Porter> BAKA
<Impossible`> o_O
<Porter> fart is me
<Impossible`> lol
<Impossible`> KICK!
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* Fart was kicked by Baka|AWAY (We don't like.)
<Porter> oh wtf
<Impossible`> XD
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<Baka|AWAY> Eh?
<Fart> dont you pay attention baka?
<Fart> i'm porter
<Fart>
<Impossible`> You rule, Baka.
<Fitz`> When Porter is Fart he is not magic.
<Fart> eat me impossible
<Fart> which basically means you are eating a fart
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is
fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is
Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Fart> nyuck nyuck
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> ...Oh. I get it.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok umm i'm kinda confused
<Fart> Jeramyu is
asshat@asshat.michigan.net
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Baka|AWAY> Yeah alright.
<Baka|AWAY> Same IP.
<Fitz`> ...
<Fart>
<Fart> hahahahahahaha
<Jeramyu> LETS LEARN TO READ
<Fitz`> Score.
<Porter> i havent laughed at mIRC that much in a loooong time
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