Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Teenr0cker]

Uh, it gets technical. *Dusts off last years AP European History Notes*


.....
*Goes to Wiki instead*

Adherents of Nazism held that the Aryan race were superior to other races, and they promoted Germanic racial supremacy and a strong, centrally governed state.

Aryan race: originally used in various Indo-Iranian languages with a meaning roughly similar to "noble" or "honorable", and was sometimes used by the speakers of these languages to refer to themselves.

Last I checked, Hitler wanted a perfect army to change the world. His perfect army of Nazis would consist of the 'superior' race, which he considered to be the Blonde-haired-blue-eyed portion of the German population.

Lets review: I half-ass a foreign language high school course, which happens to be German, and Nazi's believe in racial superiority and target those of jewish descent or religion..... I do a shitty little grammar book, they violently react to the treaty of Versailles.... You know, I see some pretty big differences here...Hmmm. Good Call Impy.


Porter omg
Porter the whole gang is here
Fitz The whole gang?
Impossible` How is there a complete gang here?
Impossible` Yeah, the whole gang... EXCEPT JERA, BAKA, EXILED, GLENN, AND BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE.
Impossible` Five people is not the whole gang.
Teenr0cker yes, yes it is
Fitz What? No, it isn't.
Porter heh
Porter just playin
Porter just playin
Porter and
Porter k
Porter
* Porter is now known as PorterZZZZZ
Teenr0cker nighties
Teenr0cker Fitz
Fitz Yar?
Teenr0cker How do I join the gang?
Fitz What gang?
Teenr0cker Do I kill a GamingW crewmember
Fitz There's five of us!
Teenr0cker THE GANG!
Fitz There is no gang!
Teenr0cker Porter the whole gang is here
Teenr0cker suuure
Fitz He's drunk.
Fitz I think...
Teenr0cker We always assume that....
Teenr0cker Could he possibly be spontaneous?
Fitz No.
Teenr0cker Hmm, his typing was fine.
Fitz Well when you type drunk for so long you get better.
Teenr0cker I've seen no improvement whatsoever
Fitz You just said it yourself "His typing was fine."
Teenr0cker as opposed to...?
Fitz His usual drunken typos.
Teenr0cker >.<
Teenr0cker Touch'e Fitz
Teenr0cker Touch'e

[Impossible]

Erm, most of that post was COMPLETELY irrelevant. Nazis are not Aryans. That was exactly what I said in my last post, exactly what you did NOT respond to, and exactly what I'm saying again.

It's also pretty funny because I never once said or even implied that you were a Nazi. Great reading comprehension there! I bet with your fantastic reading skills you even managed to notice that my post was copied and pasted from what you said with a few words changed.

[Teenr0cker]

I got bored reading that... Wanna sum it up for me?

And by the way, before I got bored... I would remind you that I've got plenty of logs that can prove you love racism more than a Nazi... ironic, no?

You know...I DO recall feeling a shred of respect for you, then I realized that you just ripped me off... It's ok. Plenty of people want to be like me.

And you implied I was as bad as, or worse than a nazi. Which we all know is the closest thing to actually calling me one. On that topic, what is a nazi to you, hmm? I have a wiki quote that says otherwise. I look up Nazi Party, then I check their ideology, which is called "nazism". I look up what it means to believe in the ideology of Nazism, and I got this:

Adherents of Nazism held that the Aryan race were superior to other races, and they promoted Germanic racial supremacy and a strong, centrally governed state. Nazism has been outlawed in modern Germany, yet small remnants and revivalists, known as "Neo-Nazis", continue to operate in Germany and abroad.

Official linkage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism

Gee...Did I NOT just post that before? I mean, it makes sense! Most organizations have a name for what ideals they believe in, so why not call Nazi ideology "Nazism"? Great reading comprehension there! I bet with your fantastic reading skills you will even manage to get the message that I'm correct through your thick skull, which is apparently jammed up your ass!

Now, I actually intend to put IRC quotes in this topic:

* Slaizerer (Slaizerer@ZiRC-A68B85C.hu.sd.cox.net) has joined #theway
Slaizerer grar!
* Slaizerer (Slaizerer@ZiRC-A68B85C.hu.sd.cox.net) has left #theway
Fitz Well...
Fitz Thanks for that.

Oh, by the by, you posted a few minutes before my response, so check the times genious.

Bam!

[Impossible]

And you implied I was as bad as, or worse than a nazi. Which we all know is the closest thing to actually calling me one.

I said you were racist. I never called you a Nazi.

And now you're just repeating yourself. Are you even READING this? I said: "Nazi=/=Aryan". None of the evidence you have presented me has suggested ANYTHING otherwise. Nazis believe that Aryans are superior, but there is NOTHING that suggests that they are Aryans themselves. Was Hitler not a Nazi, now?

[Porter]

Fuck you guys. I choose when to say 'the whole gang is here.' Jeramyu is always with us in spirit, and Exiled is with us in complete silence.

So meh.

[Impossible]

<Fitz> God damn I hate typos.
<Fitz> Making me look stuipd.
<Fitz> Stupid*
<Fitz> And before you say anything, shut up.

[Burning_Flame]

[22:49] <Burning> gnrr
[22:49] <Fitz> gnrr?
[22:49] <Burning> yes
[22:49] <Burning> gnrr
[22:49] <Fitz> How the hell do you pronounce that!?
[22:49] <Burning> g-n-rr
[22:49] <Fitz> And don't you dare say "gnrr".
[22:49] <Fitz> Bastard.
[22:50] <Burning> its easy
[22:51] <Fitz> Like, "Guh-nerr".
[22:51] <Burning> without the u or h
[22:51] <Burning> or e
[22:51] <Fitz> Fuck you.
[22:52] <Burning>

[Teenr0cker]

Forerunner usually it takes like 4 mins to load all the pictures but since you started diong that well...... 10 seconds ago it loaded all the pictures almost instantly
Fitz I'm always right.
Forerunner ...and the animated ones are not lagging at all
Fitz Wow... pinging increases speed... this gives me an idea to increase my internet connection.
Fitz Buy a second computer and get it to constantly ping me.
* Fitz has quit (Excess Flood)
* Fitz (Fitz@ZiRC-D264E94B.range81-158.btcentralplus.com) has joined #theway
Fitz Okay, I'll stop.
Fitz For now.
Fitz Well, I won't/
Fitz Well, I won't/
Forerunner how much is it now?
Fitz Dude, you're increasing his speed.
Teenr0cker almost 3k
Teenr0cker Cache memory foolz
Forerunner theoretically...... that seems impossible.... but it is

In X-Chat's Private window, where I can ping like crazy (hit the button X amount of times and it will ping X times in an interval)
* Ping reply from Forerunner: 3289.96 second(s)

That was fun.

[Fitz Tayo]

All those ping messages increased my folder size about half a meg.

[17:27] <Fitz> Why is it that lone-ninjas can take on millions and survive, yet an army of ninjas is considered disposable and are all killed?
[17:28] <Burning> hmmmm because they wernt super-ninjas
[17:29] <Fitz> They are the same type of ninjas.
[17:31] <Burning> then... because they are attacking in a giant group and they're used to lone missions
[17:32] <Fitz> I swear it's some wierd ninja law.
[17:32] <Fitz> What would happen if a lone ninja took on an army of ninjas?
[17:34] <Burning> the lone ninja would own them all
[17:35] <Fitz> I am so going to get an army of ninja and test this.
[17:35] <Burning> but what what would happen if two armys of ninjas faced each other?
[17:36] <Fitz> Surely the smaller one because they would feel closer to their lone-status.
[17:36] <Fitz> But then they would kill more enemy ninja, then the other army would have less!
[17:37] <Burning> and then they would have the advantage!
[17:37] <Fitz> It would keep switching around.
[17:37] <Burning> but what happends at the end when its lone ninja on lone ninja?
[17:38] <Fitz> It would come down to a very rare battle based on actual fighting talent.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I wish I had more interesting conversations about ninjas.

[Impossible]

I'm shocked nobody else posted this already:

* Fart has joined #theway
<Fart> :S
<Fart> hi
* Fart has quit IRC (Quit: Fart)
<Crazy_Jonno> wat the fuck was that?
<Fitz> I have no idea but I don't want it to come back.
* Fart has joined #theway
<Fart> hi
<Teenr0cker> :S
<Porter> :S
<Porter> hi
<Fart>
<Fart> i'm new
<Fart> i jst joined the forums
<Teenr0cker> as opposed to an old fart
<Fitz> Balls.
<Fart> my friend showed them to me
<Porter> nobo
<Fitz> ...
<Porter> noob*
<Fitz> Balls!
<Fart> springfield
<Fart> does he come here
<Fitz> BALLS!
<Crazy_Jonno> FUCK
<Crazy_Jonno> BAN HIM QUICK
<Teenr0cker> somebody check his IP
<Baka|AWAY> No, thank God.
<Fart> hes my firend
<Teenr0cker> suure
<Fart> can someone tell me how to get ops
<Fitz> Being friends with stupid incarnate isn't a good idea.
<Baka|AWAY> None of us are going to give it to you, Fart. =P
<Fart> why?
<Fart> the last channel i was at for 4 years
<Fart> i was a good o
<Fart> op
<Fart> please
<Fitz> Because you just joined.
<Baka|AWAY> One, you're friends with Springfield.
<Baka|AWAY> Two, we have enough of them already
<Fart>
<Fitz> I've been trying for too long for somebody called Fart to beat me to it.
<Baka|AWAY> Three, what Fitz said.
<Impossible`> Oh... God... He's a MORON. Which one are you?
<Fart> who is a moron?
<Impossible`> Well, OBVIOUSLY you.
<Fitz> He was talking to me.
<Impossible`> So which one are you on the forums again?
<Fart> hahahaha
<Fart> how do you like it fitz
<Fart> i'mm springfilds frind
<Fitz> How do I like what?
<Fart> he showed me the new forums
<Baka|AWAY> Thus, none of us like you already.
<Fart> in my last community i was a moderator too
<Fart> how can i be one of those
<Porter> stfu dude
<Baka|AWAY> We don't care.
<Fart> i was part of it for 4 years
<Fart> i;d like to op and moderate this one too
<Fitz> And you've been part of this for four minutes.
<Crazy_Jonno> ha ha good luck
<Baka|AWAY> Still, we don't fucking care about your credibility.
<Impossible`> Four minutes isn't really long enough.
<Fart> i rote a resume
<Fart> do i send it to lun:?
<Impossible`> We don't care about the channels your were an Op on in your imagination.
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> You haven't been here long enough and we don't trust you.
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Crazy_Jonno> rote?
<Fart> writen
<Fart> a reume
<Impossible`> Honestly, your name matches you so well, Fart.
<Fitz> ... reume...
<Baka|AWAY> You actually wrote a fucking resume for all the channels you operated?
<Fart> dont you idits know what that iS!
<Fart> YOU AER ALL DUM
<Crazy_Jonno> writen reume.....
<Fitz> AHAHAHAH!
<Fitz> rofl
<Crazy_Jonno> idits
<Fart> resume!!
<Fart> shut UP!
<Impossible`> Some of us have been here since the channel was created and aren't Ops. We can't just come in and say "we've been good Ops before" and magically get the job.
<Fart> i'm going to REPORT YOU TO LUN
<Fart> see?
<Crazy_Jonno> he will not care
<Fart> hjow do you like that
<Fitz> Oh my god.
<Baka|AWAY> Heh, go ahead.
<Baka|AWAY> He'll laugh.
<Fitz> I can't stop laughing!
<Crazy_Jonno> he will laugh at you
<Fart> no
<Crazy_Jonno> and tell you to fuck off
<Fart> no he WONT
<Crazy_Jonno> pfft shutup
<Fart> you guys are angrey
<Fart> you shut up
<Fitz> Hey, maybe it's Lun in disguise to see what we're like with noobs?
<Crazy_Jonno> please leave now
<Fart> i aws at my last palce for 4 years
<Baka|AWAY> Stop causing trouble before I ban.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok we need to do a 1st class job
<Fitz> Damnit, he has the same length name as me... I can't pick out all my witty messages....
<Fart> i should be opped soon do you think?
<Fitz> ...
<Baka|AWAY> Nope.
<Crazy_Jonno> you should be banned soon
<Baka|AWAY> We don't CARE about where you have been.
<Fart> but i am fart!
<Fitz> ...
<Fitz> That is exactly WHY you're not.
<Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE.
<Impossible`> Fitz Farts... Yeah, that's an annoying alliteration. Change to FitzTayo or something.
<Fart> i basically write the rpgmakert 200
<Impossible`> <Baka|AWAY> We only care about how long you have been HERE. - Uh, what about me?! >_<
<Fart> i coded the hole thing
<Fitz> And me.
<Baka|AWAY> Liar.
<Impossible`> Man, I wish I wrote rpgmakert 200.
<Fart> no im not
* Fitz is now known as Fitz`
<Crazy_Jonno> Fart = Cocksucker
<Fart> i did impossible
<Fitz`> Easy.
<Impossible`> Although in retrospect nobody would care about a program written 1800 years ago.
<Fart> your just knot smart enuph to do it
<Impossible`> Man, Fitz, you stole my patented `!
<Fitz`> We're smart enough to spell enough.
<Fart> i know programming languages
<Impossible`> There's no programming involved in being an Op.
<Impossible`> Man, the ` was my idea.
<Baka|AWAY> WE STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
<Fart> but im good with people
<Fitz`> Heh. I'm just borrowing it.
* Porter sets mode: +o Fart
<Impossible`> DIE. PLEASE.
<Fart> now
<Fart> I SHALL BE ALL POWERFULL
<Impossible`> ...
<Fart> HAHA
<Fart>
<Crazy_Jonno> nobody cares what you can do. just because you have skills in programming doesn't mean anyone likes you
<Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> Porter, WTF...
<Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Impossible`> -_-
<Porter>
<Jeramyu> hehe
<Porter> LMFAO
<Fitz`> I knew it wasn't possible
* Porter rolls on ground
* Porter poops himself laughing
<Impossible`> Why did nobody /whois him?
<Jeramyu> Porter and I were laughing our asses
<Porter> LOL I couldn't believe i got that far
<Crazy_Jonno> haha Fart. NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU
<Fitz`> ...
<Fitz`> Ahahaha!
<Fart> iI Translated TEH RPGMAKER 5999
<Fart> I DID IT
* Fart was kicked by Porter (Porter)
<Porter> i kicked teh fart
<Impossible`> BUT I PROGRAMMED RPG MAKER 1700!
<Fitz`> Aww, I want him to exist so much now.
<Crazy_Jonno> NICE WORK
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<Baka|AWAY> Why the fuck did you op him in the first place?
<Fart> fkcu you
<Impossible`> I don't think Doovy is keeping up with the conversation.
* Baka|AWAY sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net
<Porter> lol
<Porter> BAKA
<Impossible`> o_O
<Porter> fart is me
<Impossible`> lol
<Impossible`> KICK!
* Porter sets mode: -b *!*@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net
* Fart was kicked by Baka|AWAY (We don't like.)
<Porter> oh wtf
<Impossible`> XD
* Fart has joined #theway
<Baka|AWAY> Eh?
<Fart> dont you pay attention baka?
<Fart> i'm porter
<Fart>
<Impossible`> You rule, Baka.
<Fitz`> When Porter is Fart he is not magic.
<Fart> eat me impossible
<Fart> which basically means you are eating a fart
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Fart> nyuck nyuck
<Jeramyu> <Fart> Fart is fart@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Fart
<Baka|AWAY> ...Oh. I get it.
<Crazy_Jonno> ok umm i'm kinda confused
<Fart> Jeramyu is asshat@asshat.michigan.net
<Jeramyu> <Porter> Porter is Porter@ZiRC-B74E58F7.dsl.applwi.ameritech.net * Porter
<Baka|AWAY> Yeah alright.
<Baka|AWAY> Same IP.
<Fitz`> ...
<Fart>
<Fart> hahahahahahaha
<Jeramyu> LETS LEARN TO READ
<Fitz`> Score.
<Porter> i havent laughed at mIRC that much in a loooong time
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[Sage Of The Wise]

Haha, that was great, exept now I think one of the forum members is really Lun...

[Strayed Wanderer]

Wow, I have lost even more respect for Baka.

[Impossible]

Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I ever posted this. I just found it in a text file on my computer, and I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason why I didn't post it which will become apparent once I look like an idiot afterwards. Oh well, here it is:

<Impossible`> Oh, Sephiroth.
<Impossible`> Can you do something for me?
<Sephiroth555> yeh
<Sephiroth555> wats that?
<Impossible`> It'll be really hilarious.
<Impossible`> Just change your nick to "iamthenoun".
<Sephiroth555> lol
<Sephiroth555> fair enough
* Sephiroth555 is now known as iamthenoun
* iamthenoun has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Impossible`)))
<Impossible`> ...
<Impossible`> I told him it would be hilarious.

[Teenr0cker]

An idiot? You just pulled off the funniest thing I've ever seen you do by yourself!