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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:09 pm

I'm so dominating the quote thread right now.
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Postby Porter » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:13 pm

<Strayed> I eat poop sometimes.
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:09 pm

<Glenn> Desperate Housewives is the only show I know that can take this conversation between two women and make it anti-sexy.
<Glenn> "What do you think of my breasts?"
<Glenn> "They're...great."
<Glenn> "Thanks, I think so too."
<Strayed> wow... that's hard to do.
<Strayed> wait...
<Strayed> Glenn, What do you think of my breasts?
<Glenn> They're...probably man-tits.
<Glenn> you realize I said two WOMEN, right?
<Strayed> Uh... I thought you said WODEN.
<Strayed> worry.
<Glenn> woden?
<Strayed> another name of Odin's.
<Glenn> Yes, desperate housewives had a scene between two greater gods about their breasts.
<Strayed> yeah, apparently we're both the All Father...
<Glenn> hell, I'd WATCH a show with greater gods discussing man-titties. I mean, if they did that, what ELSE would they talk about?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:07 pm

Tele mano a mano
Strayed Do it anyways!
Tele I'll count down from ten, you can't even stay for that?
Strayed (the POWER!!!)
Teenr0cker aww fuck that shit...
Tele kay then
Tele teen vs strayed
Tele not untill I say when kay?
Teenr0cker fuck...how does this work?
* Tele gives channel half-operator status to Strayed
* Tele gives channel half-operator status to Teenr0cker
Tele ready?
Strayed sure.
Teenr0cker no....
Teenr0cker but do it anyways
Tele hold on then teeny
* Telephalsion (~pezfigur@ZiRC-76E42FC8.net76.skekraft.net) has joined #theway
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Telephalsion
Telephalsion test on me Teenr0cker
Teenr0cker Just go...
Tele err
Teenr0cker uh
* Telephalsion removes channel operator status from Telephalsion
Teenr0cker I need ...yeah
Telephalsion there
Telephalsion KICK ME!
* Teenr0cker has kicked Telephalsion from #theway (Teenr0cker)
* Telephalsion (~pezfigur@ZiRC-76E42FC8.net76.skekraft.net) has joined #theway
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Telephalsion
Telephalsion gj
* Telephalsion has quit (Quit: ( http://www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.81 :: http://www.XLhost.de ))
Teenr0cker simple enought
Teenr0cker ...
Teenr0cker thingie
Tele okay
Tele ready then?
Strayed Yes! The POWER!!!
Tele at the count of 10
Tele 1
Teenr0cker Okey dokie!
Tele 2
Tele 3
Tele 4
Tele 5
Tele 6
Tele 6,5
Tele 7
Tele 8
Tele 9
Tele 10
Sarcasm dam dam dam
Tele FIRE!
* ChanServ removes channel half-operator status from Strayed
Tele :O
Jeramyu GO TEEN
* Teenr0cker has kicked Strayed from #theway (Teenr0cker)
Teenr0cker Yeah!!!....Wait...
Tele divine intervention
Teenr0cker What just....
Teenr0cker >.>....
Jeramyu I am the ultimate winner!
* Jeramyu has quit (Quit: But where am I going without ever knowing the way?...)
Tele he gods smile at your fat face
Teenr0cker Shouldn't he....come back?
Tele ...
Tele uhm
Sarcasm I think you killed him
Teenr0cker HUZZAH!
Tele bad teen bad
Tele or rather
Tele HUZZAH!
* Sodajerk|Class (~Sodajerk@ZiRC-E2F49D20.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #theway
Teenr0cker heh
Tele hey soda
Teenr0cker You missed it!
Teenr0cker I won!
Tele we killed strayed
Sodajerk|Class Whose the idiot who Hopped teen?
Tele not me that's for sure...
* Sodajerk|Class is now known as Sodajerk
Tele >_>
Sodajerk Son of a.
Tele cause, I'm no idiot...
Tele sort of...
* Teenr0cker has kicked Sodajerk from #theway (Do not question Tele!!!)
* Sodajerk (~Sodajerk@ZiRC-E2F49D20.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #theway
Tele ...
Tele ooooh
Teenr0cker What? He questioned you
Sodajerk Damn my drunk fingers.
Tele I like having a little he.bitch watching my back
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:23 pm

I don't know whats funnier.

Tele: we killed strayed

or

Tele: I like having a little he.bitch watching my back
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:23 am

Killing my doppelganger isn't that funny.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:19 am

Well it's all the fun of killing you without the benfit of getting rid of you... or with the benefit of being able to kill you again...
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:14 pm

<OoS> Everyone loves ice cream, Reaper.
<OoS> Even pedophiles like ice cream. Although that's mostly so they can use it as a bait for children.
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:57 pm

Shadow: i want to DL mirc but my dad'll scream"virus"
Flame: then just dl it; like msn 7.0; what ever happened to 7.0 anyways
Shadow: my dad went into our registry and deleted it
Blood is driping from the veins
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
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Postby Impossible » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:14 am

<inari-chan> Tele!
<Telephalsion> inari
<inari-chan> If I love you with mouth can I have a v?
<Telephalsion> ...
<Telephalsion> help me out here guys
<Telephalsion> I have a pro and a con
<Telephalsion> pro: it'd be fun
<Telephalsion> con: I'm not into cybering
<inari-chan> Now who said it was cyber-mouth-loving?
<Telephalsion> o
<Telephalsion> oooooh
<Telephalsion> yeah
<Telephalsion> Iguess it's alright
<inari-chan> yay!
<Telephalsion> so, how does this work, are you waiting outside my door or do I get a coupon in case we meet?
<inari-chan> you get a coupon for my european road trip after high school.
* Telephalsion changes topic to 'Album of the week: Circus Maximus - The 1st Chapter ••• Song of the day: Magnitude 9 - Facing The Unknown ••• News: • Porter is fired. • Jeramyu, still master of the boner. • #theway, officiall sex channel of zirc: (inari-chan) If I love you with mouth can I have a v? •'
<Telephalsion> sweet
* Telephalsion sets mode: +v inari-chan
<Telephalsion> I trust you'll stick to this little agreement then :P
<inari-chan> Of course. :)
<Telephalsion> Hah.
<inari-chan> If I can have h I'll love you with any orifice you liike. >_>
<Telephalsion> um...
<inari-chan> 0:)
<Telephalsion> I'd rather not actually
<Telephalsion> well, it depends, if I've lost my virginity and is single then I'd accept.
<Telephalsion> Such a nice word for it... orfice
<OoS> Inari, you're a whore for power.
<OoS> You're only sleeping your way to the top!
<OoS> Or, well, not sleeping.
<OoS> Doing other things.
<Telephalsion> You're just jealous cause you aint getting any nookie.
<OoS> And THEN maybe, sleeping afterward, I guess?
<OoS> I'm not jealous.
<Telephalsion> Suuuurre
<OoS> I'm Jell-O.
<Telephalsion> :O
* OoS is now known as Occurrence_of_Wobbly
* Telephalsion eats Occurrence_of_Wobbly
* Occurrence_of_Wobbly wobbles.
<inari-chan> eek, i thought i'd fuxx0red my keyboard their for a secon d.
<Telephalsion> it's all wobbly
<Telephalsion> ... somehow I imagine you humpinh your keyboard...
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> You probably assumed that because she's a whore.
<Telephalsion> yep
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> I don't like being digested.
<Telephalsion> do't worry, I have fast methabolism
<Telephalsion> you'll be occurence of poop in a minute
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> Oh door.
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> ...
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> Door?
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> Dear.
<Occurrence_of_Wobbly> Oh dear.
* Occurrence_of_Wobbly is now known as Occurrence_of_ABigFatDoobie
* Telephalsion heeds natures call
<Telephalsion> you have been decomposed by bacteria and fungus, you are now nutritions
<Occurrence_of_ABigFatDoobie> Nutritions?
<Occurrence_of_ABigFatDoobie> Do you mean nutrients?
<Telephalsion> f u
* Occurrence_of_ABigFatDoobie is now known as Occurrence_of_Nutrition
<Telephalsion> oh well
<Telephalsion> time to sleep
<Telephalsion> I hereby dub thee Occurrence_of_Nutrition, to be the valiant protector of #theway: Occurrence_of_Voice
* Telephalsion sets mode: +v Occurrence_of_Nutrition
<Occurrence_of_Nutrition> Awesome.
* Occurrence_of_Nutrition is now known as Occurrence_of_Voice
* Telephalsion has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Burning> Noooo not Tele!
<Strayed> wow... I missed inari offering sex for a +v...
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Yeah, and I got sex just by changing my name a few times.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Sorry, got +v.
* Occurrence_of_Voice clears his throat.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Got +v just by changing my name a few times.

And here's an important message or two for some certain people:

<Strayed> $20 if someone sets Forerunner on fire in real life.
<Burning> Well I think impossible is the only one in the same country so...
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Oh man. That's always been my dream, for weeks now.
<Burning> He's really annoying
<Strayed> Impossible, I'll give you $50 if you light Forerunner on fire and hug him.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Yeah, and he thinks he's so cool, and that's he somehow separate from Doobie and the Dipshits.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> *that he's
<Burning> YEA!
<Burning> I say we RIOT!
<Occurrence_of_Voice> He gets mad at them for everything they say and acts like a complete fucktard.
<Burning> AND hes a spammer.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> And a communist.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Well, probably.
<Burning> Or a Communazi.
<Burning> Wooh, Taka's back.
<Strayed> what if we condensed an entire episode into a gif...
<Strayed> and he's been back
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Yeah. I saw him first, I'm amazing.
<Strayed> he's been on the Forerunner forums.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Aww.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> So did he quit the Air Force or what?
<Strayed> he didn't say anything, but you do realize that people in the military can still use computers, right?
<Occurrence_of_Voice> But so can ghosts.
<Occurrence_of_Voice> I personally think he crashed and died.
<Strayed> Was he even gonna become a pilot?
<Burning> I dunno
<Occurrence_of_Voice> Apparently he was. Since he's a ghost now.
<Burning> PORN!'
<Occurrence_of_Voice> boobies
<Strayed> that did nothing for me
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Postby Jonesy » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:12 pm

Session Start (Jonesyx2:#theway): Tue Oct 25 16:41:17 2005
[04:41:18 PM] *** #theway: Sodajerk|Hurricane ReaperGal Ghoti|Reading Burning +inari-chan +OoSV GaMa Impossible` teenr0cker @Telephalsion
[04:41:18 PM] *** #theway was created on Fri Oct 22 21:16:57 2004.
[04:41:23 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah. All of New England is getting it. New Hampshire is practically underwater.
[04:41:25 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I LIVE.
[04:41:37 PM] Burning: That means I may be next.
[04:41:44 PM] OoSV: One can only hope.
[04:41:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: The apocalypse is nigh!
[04:42:40 PM] Burning: Wooh, If I go a little south I can SEE Reaper!
[04:43:12 PM] ReaperGal: Where are you at, Burning?
[04:43:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That's a scary thought...
[04:43:36 PM] Burning: New Brunswick, Canada
[04:43:54 PM] ReaperGal: Neat.
[04:43:57 PM] *** iamtheverb has joined #theway.
[04:44:01 PM] *** Mode change "+v iamtheverb" for channel #theway by Telephalsion.
[04:44:06 PM] ReaperGal: But Glenn's the only one I actually want to meet.
[04:44:16 PM] Burning: Ouch.
[04:44:25 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She wants his body.
[04:45:00 PM] OoSV: No one loves OoS.
[04:45:01 PM] ReaperGal: Pretty much.
[04:45:03 PM] OoSV: Or his body.
[04:45:11 PM] ReaperGal: For the collection.
[04:45:20 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What's there to love on OoS?
[04:45:39 PM] OoSV: ...
[04:45:42 PM] OoSV: A penis?
[04:46:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: If your being honest, a tictac in your pocket could be mistaken for an erection.
[04:46:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: So, no.
[04:46:32 PM] OoSV: I'll show you all, one day.
[04:46:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'm sure you will.
[04:46:40 PM] OoSV: Show you all!
[04:46:45 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And then we'll have to kill ourselves.
[04:46:47 PM] Burning: Please keep it in youe pants.
[04:47:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because the light from the microscope needed to see "it" is very bright.
[04:48:10 PM] OoSV: Did you know that plants scream at an octave lower than the human ear can hear?
[04:48:18 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[04:48:27 PM] OoSV: Good.
[04:48:32 PM] Telephalsion: ..
[04:48:38 PM] ReaperGal: That's why I take a subverse pleasure in trimming the plants outside my apartment.
[04:48:40 PM] Telephalsion: right
[04:49:06 PM] Telephalsion: I vote for OoS and reaper to meet and go crazy in a city mall, and photo everything
[04:49:21 PM] Telephalsion: "the wonderful journy of the lesbian and the wee man"
[04:49:41 PM] OoSV: I might vote for that too, if you could define "go crazy".
[04:50:01 PM] Telephalsion: it's for you two to decide that part
[04:50:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Rape and Pillage!(III)
[04:51:30 PM] OoSV: Eh. Sure.
[04:51:31 PM] Telephalsion: I shall quote someone
[04:51:37 PM] Telephalsion: "it's not rape, it's suprise sex"
[04:51:51 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Dead girls can't say no?
[04:52:11 PM] Telephalsion: that's necrophilia
[04:52:13 PM] Burning: Flibbo right? or Jabbo...or one of the abbos
[04:52:19 PM] Telephalsion: and actually no means no
[04:52:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What if it's no meaning yes?
[04:52:42 PM] Telephalsion: unless it's a fucked up girl who says no but thinks yes
[04:52:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Like, if I were to ask, is there anybody else in this house?
[04:52:51 PM] Telephalsion: then they need some kind of telltale trait
[04:52:53 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And you were to say no.
[04:52:59 PM] Telephalsion: like a flashlight they can turn on if they mean yes
[04:53:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Would that be no there is, or no, there isn't?
[04:53:31 PM] Telephalsion: lies tend to fuck things up no matter how you look at it
[04:54:34 PM] Ghoti|Reading: ?
[04:55:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bash is down still, isn't it?
[04:56:22 PM] Ghoti|Reading: No
[04:56:28 PM] Ghoti|Reading: Not for me.
[04:56:46 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Whoa, now it's back up.
[04:57:04 PM] Ghoti|Reading: Yep.
[04:58:38 PM] inari-chan: (Link: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24447812/)http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24447812/
[04:59:09 PM] Telephalsion: the nose is screwed
[04:59:12 PM] Telephalsion: otherwise good
[05:00:23 PM] inari-chan: heh, yeah. i expect it to be fucked up to some degree, since it was just a quick thing.
[05:07:40 PM] ReaperGal: Classical Gas is the greatest song of all time.
[05:07:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Mexican guitar song, right?
[05:08:59 PM] ReaperGal: By Mason Williams...
[05:09:15 PM] ReaperGal: Maybe the guitar is mexican, but it's not a mexican song.
[05:09:36 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shrugs
[05:09:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Been a while since I heard the song.
[05:10:26 PM] ReaperGal: I'd send it to you, but my computer's slow enough as it is.
[05:10:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: lol
[05:10:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Stop downloadin' porn, then.
[05:14:11 PM] Telephalsion: you're right
[05:14:13 PM] Telephalsion: it rocked
[05:15:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Change the album of week while you're at it.
[05:15:24 PM] Telephalsion: to?
[05:15:38 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pink Floyd, The Wall
[05:15:59 PM] Telephalsion: ... no
[05:16:07 PM] Telephalsion: haven't heard it
[05:16:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, jeez, what Pink Floyd album *have* you heard?
[05:16:35 PM] Telephalsion: none to be honest
[05:16:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, fine; Led Zep, Zoso.
[05:17:30 PM] Telephalsion: meh
[05:17:44 PM] *** Telephalsion has changed the topic on channel #theway to Album of the week: Pink Floyd - The Wall ••• Song of the day: Mason Williams - Classical Gas ••• News: • Porter is fired. • Jeramyu, still master of the boner. • #theway, officiall sex channel of zirc: (inari-chan) If I love you with mouth can I have a v? •.
[05:17:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: lol
[05:17:55 PM] ReaperGal: Sweet.
[05:18:03 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Zoso is probably the better of the two albums.
[05:18:26 PM] Telephalsion: i'll listen through it ,if I do well on biology tomorrow
[05:18:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Zoso, the wall, or Classical gas?
[05:19:16 PM] ReaperGal: All of them.
[05:19:21 PM] ReaperGal: At the same time.
[05:19:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That would be weird.
[05:19:41 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[05:20:00 PM] ReaperGal: I'll never read Harry Potter again...
[05:21:42 PM] OoSV: I've seen the Harry Potter one.
[05:21:50 PM] OoSV: Except I saw it before it popped up on bash.
[05:22:59 PM] OoSV: On somebody's LiveJournal.
[05:23:06 PM] OoSV: I'm assuming JonJonB was just quoting it.
Hockeymax19 entered the room. Boo.
[05:27:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: A live one!
[05:27:10 PM] OoSV: Hello hockeymax19. Are you a massively irritating spammer?
[05:27:14 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Quick, get out the elephant gun!
[05:27:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He won't be alive for long.
[05:27:27 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane gets out the elephant gun.
[05:27:29 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shoots.
[05:27:39 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane watches as the elephant falls on top of Hockeymax19.
[05:27:40 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Score.
[05:28:25 PM] hockeymax19: No, I'm just getting something from someone here.
[05:28:26 PM] * OoSV watches as the now-dead elephant's bowels release elephant excrement.
[05:28:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well!
[05:28:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Blowjobs are $35.
[05:28:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: +V is a blowjob.
[05:29:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: So obviously, you know how all of them got up there.
[05:29:19 PM] OoSV: $50 if you want a woman to do it.
[05:29:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No, that's $60.
[05:29:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: $50 is if you want a woman without teeth to do it.
[05:30:16 PM] OoSV: Like Burning, but he's technically not a woman anymore.
[05:30:22 PM] ReaperGal: $200 if you want a blowjob from me.
[05:30:30 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Yes.
[05:30:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She has to treat the stds, you know.
[05:30:42 PM] ReaperGal: Because I'm an innocent college freshman who needs the money.
[05:31:04 PM] OoSV: 20K to call in an air strike.
[05:31:17 PM] ReaperGal: Yes, I just don't know why I ever agreed to pay for Sodajerk's STDs.
[05:31:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: They're a limited time offer.
[05:31:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I can only have so many children to transmit, you see.
[05:31:48 PM] ReaperGal: Those are expensive treatments, and that's why I need the $200.
[05:32:39 PM] *** hockeymax19 has left #theway.
[05:32:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, that was quick.
[05:32:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That one actually made me laugh.
[05:33:57 PM] ReaperGal: Why was he here?
[05:34:08 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Blowjobs, obviously.
[05:34:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: PAY ATTENTION.
[05:34:17 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane slaps.
[05:34:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, I forgot to say who.
[05:34:28 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane slaps Burning.
[05:34:29 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: There.
[05:34:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: ...Did all of you just go through the top 100 or something?
[05:35:00 PM] *** Ghoti|Reading is now known as Ghoti.
[05:35:55 PM] *** Sarcasm has joined #theway.
[05:36:38 PM] Ghoti: How sarcasmic.
[05:42:02 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
[05:42:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I like that one.
[05:43:09 PM] Telephalsion: this one is just mean
[05:43:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: It's true though.
[05:44:43 PM] Telephalsion: yea
[05:48:49 PM] Burning: Do we have any up yet?
[05:48:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Doubt it.
[05:48:57 PM] OoSV: No.
[05:49:14 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: We could always just do a search for inari, Gleen, or War.
[05:49:28 PM] inari-chan: Pardon?
[05:49:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bash quotes.
[05:49:51 PM] inari-chan: I don't use inari on all my irc servers
[05:50:13 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: The ones we sent had that name. :P
[05:52:29 PM] OoSV: I already searched for names like that.
[05:52:40 PM] OoSV: That we be why I immediately said "no".
[05:52:49 PM] Telephalsion: meh
[05:52:50 PM] OoSV: Would, even.
[05:52:52 PM] Telephalsion: sleepy time for tele
[05:53:01 PM] OoSV: I probably should've slept last night...
[05:53:04 PM] Telephalsion: I leave the channel in your hands reaper
[05:53:08 PM] *** Mode change "+h ReaperGal" for channel #theway by Telephalsion.
[05:53:14 PM] Telephalsion: toodles
[05:53:17 PM] *** Telephalsion has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[05:53:21 PM] OoSV: Oh, FUCK no.
[05:53:32 PM] ReaperGal: Okay. Let's all hope I don't get drunk and ban everyone.
[05:53:33 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Hey, you're messing with the strict caste syste...ah, well.
[05:53:54 PM] Impossible`: Why the fuck does Tele do these things?
[05:54:10 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because you eat orphans.
[05:54:41 PM] inari-chan: ooh, ooh, reaper, can i be your helper?
[05:54:49 PM] ReaperGal: Sure.
[05:54:53 PM] inari-chan: yay!
[05:54:59 PM] ReaperGal: Hmm...
[05:55:05 PM] ReaperGal: What should I have you do...
[05:55:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Thousands of years of repressed women are probably being channelled right now.
[05:55:33 PM] ReaperGal: Go maul OoS. I'll be too busy to do it myself.
[05:55:39 PM] Burning: Well....ALL HAIL REAPER!
[05:55:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pssst...
[05:55:49 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: It's heil.
[05:55:59 PM] Burning: ...shit
[05:57:33 PM] ReaperGal: So... What can half-ops do?
[05:57:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Basically, look pretty.
[05:57:45 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And maybe kick.
[05:58:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Test it out on burning.
[05:58:01 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, OoS. Are you here?
[05:58:13 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Burning, are you here?
[05:58:17 PM] Burning: Yea test it on me
[05:58:45 PM] inari-chan: half ops can kick, ban, grant +h and +v, and i think set channel modes.
[05:58:48 PM] *** Burning has been kicked from #theway by ReaperGal: ReaperGal
[05:58:48 PM] *** Burning has joined #theway.
[05:59:02 PM] OoSV: Back.
[05:59:15 PM] ReaperGal: Hmm... Suddenly, I really want to abuse this new found power.
[05:59:36 PM] ReaperGal: But I won't. I'll be responsible and whatnot.
[05:59:37 PM] OoSV: If you spare me, I promise to start being nice to you.
[06:00:27 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoSV" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:00:40 PM] ReaperGal: Back down, pitiful male.
[06:00:44 PM] OoSV: ...
[06:00:49 PM] *** OoSV is now known as OoS.
[06:00:57 PM] OoS: Fuck you.
[06:01:08 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You'd like to.
[06:01:19 PM] OoS: Fucking alchoholic lesbian dominatrix bitch.
[06:01:23 PM] OoS: No, I wouldn't. Shut the fuck up.
[06:01:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane grins and gets popcorn.
[06:01:48 PM] * ReaperGal waves at OoS.
[06:02:03 PM] *** Ghoti is now known as Ghoti|Eating.
[06:02:21 PM] * OoS flips Reaper off.
[06:02:42 PM] OoS: I HATE you.
[06:03:18 PM] ReaperGal: If I give you a hug will you feel better?
[06:03:20 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane refrains from making comments at this point. It's too easy.
[06:03:31 PM] OoS: No.
[06:03:36 PM] OoS: Don't you touch me.
[06:03:51 PM] ReaperGal: You need a hug.
[06:03:57 PM] * ReaperGal gives OoS a hug.
[06:04:48 PM] OoS: Can I have +v back yet?
[06:04:57 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane gives OoS a stab to the chest.
[06:04:58 PM] ReaperGal: No.
[06:05:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: This was all just a ploy to get +v back?
[06:05:18 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Jeez.
[06:05:22 PM] *** Ghoti|Eating is now known as Ghoti.
[06:05:29 PM] * OoS bleeds water, because he's actually Jesus.
[06:05:31 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And here I had popcorn all ready, too.
[06:05:31 PM] Ghoti: I eat fast.
[06:05:44 PM] ReaperGal: So, who wants to be my male concubine?
[06:06:00 PM] Ghoti: Meh
[06:06:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Would it involve feeding you grapes?
[06:06:06 PM] OoS: Sarcasm does.
[06:06:22 PM] ReaperGal: Maybe.
[06:06:52 PM] teenr0cker: Ah! Reaper the dictator!
[06:06:59 PM] ReaperGal: Yup.
[06:07:01 PM] inari-chan: I'd be your male concubine, but I have no penis.
[06:07:14 PM] OoS: Dickgirls are gross.
[06:07:22 PM] ReaperGal: You can be my female concubine and my helper.
[06:07:28 PM] inari-chan: That's why we don't touch you, OoS.
[06:07:30 PM] inari-chan: Yay, Reaper!
[06:07:41 PM] ReaperGal: Because before I was my own female concubine, and it was really boring.
[06:07:44 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane coughs up popcorn.
[06:07:45 PM] inari-chan: but brb.
[06:08:44 PM] *** Mode change "+v Sodajerk|Hurricane" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:08:54 PM] ReaperGal: There. You can be my male concubine.
[06:09:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Benefits?
[06:09:42 PM] teenr0cker: lawl
[06:09:53 PM] teenr0cker: Be back in a minute...gotta pick up Kim...
[06:10:08 PM] ReaperGal: You're not killed if I decide to purge the population. And you get to ride on the helicopter from my palace after the subjects get rebellious.
[06:10:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Hey, you're not going to keep me down at 35 hours a week so I don't get the health insurance, are you?
[06:11:14 PM] ReaperGal: Nope.
[06:11:43 PM] teenr0cker: She will....I've seen it!
[06:11:50 PM] ReaperGal: It's a 168 hours a week job.
[06:11:57 PM] teenr0cker: I am a prophet! Really! I can prove it!
[06:12:10 PM] teenr0cker: You know those colored wristbands? I foresaw them!
[06:12:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No sleep?
[06:12:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Jeez.
[06:12:25 PM] ReaperGal: You can sleep. But you sleep with me.
[06:12:26 PM] teenr0cker: (/penny arcade ripoff)
[06:12:36 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bow chicka bow bow.
[06:12:38 PM] teenr0cker: Send pix!
[06:12:58 PM] Ghoti: This place is giving me a headache.
[06:13:02 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Will 70's porno music be played nonstop once I enter a room?
[06:13:02 PM] *** Ghoti has left #theway.
[06:13:09 PM] ReaperGal: No.
[06:14:03 PM] *** Mode change "+v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:14:17 PM] ReaperGal: You're officially General.
[06:14:18 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Damn, I'll have to bring my own stereo system with me.
[06:15:04 PM] ReaperGal: Who should be Court Jester, Burning or Impossible?
[06:15:13 PM] ReaperGal: They're both funny...
[06:15:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Impossible would be better as the guy in the stocks.
[06:15:35 PM] ReaperGal: Okay.
[06:15:39 PM] *** Mode change "+v Burning" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:15:46 PM] ReaperGal: Court Jester.
[06:15:54 PM] *** Mode change "+v Impossible`" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:16:00 PM] ReaperGal: Guy in the stocks.
[06:16:08 PM] *** Mode change "+v Sarcasm" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:16:21 PM] ReaperGal: I dub thee, Duke Sarcasm.
[06:16:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anal sextoy tester?
[06:16:31 PM] ReaperGal: Who is GaMa?
[06:16:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: aMaG, obviously.
[06:17:05 PM] OoS: Wow. General. Do we even have an army?
[06:17:08 PM] *** Mode change "+v GaMa" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:17:20 PM] ReaperGal: Anal Sextoy Tester.
[06:17:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'd hate to see the kind of army we'd have from here.
[06:17:24 PM] *** Mode change "+v teenr0cker" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:17:33 PM] ReaperGal: Teen is the army.
[06:17:47 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I'm probably the only one who knows how to fire a gun or fly a plane here as it is.
[06:18:01 PM] OoS: Fine. As long as I get to call him a lady and tell him he's a worthless piece of shit.
[06:18:42 PM] *** Mode change "-v Burning" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:47 PM] *** Mode change "-v GaMa" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:53 PM] *** Mode change "-v Impossible`" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:18:54 PM] Burning: Ouch
[06:18:57 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:02 PM] *** Mode change "-v Sarcasm" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:06 PM] *** Mode change "-v Sodajerk|Hurricane" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:10 PM] *** Mode change "-v teenr0cker" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What, purges?
[06:19:24 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[06:19:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I thought I was exempt from that.
[06:19:36 PM] *** Mode change "+v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:19:45 PM] ReaperGal: Anal Sextoy tester.
[06:19:49 PM] OoS: Hooray?
[06:19:54 PM] ReaperGal: That job is to important to cut.
[06:20:15 PM] ReaperGal: *too
[06:20:29 PM] *** OoS is now known as OoAST.
[06:21:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Occurrence of Anal Sextoy Testers?
[06:21:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What kind of japanese FF porno game are you playing?
[06:21:24 PM] * ReaperGal hands OoS a box of anal sex toys
[06:21:28 PM] ReaperGal: Test these.
[06:21:37 PM] ReaperGal: In another room.
[06:23:28 PM] ReaperGal: So. I think it's just about time for a parade.
[06:23:35 PM] OoAST: They're fine.
[06:23:45 PM] OoAST: Who put barbed wire on three of them?
[06:23:53 PM] ReaperGal: Inari.
[06:23:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: She's a cruel one.
[06:24:03 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and you can keep those.
[06:24:13 PM] * OoAST grumbles.
[06:24:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Is this job just testing anal sex toys for the hell of it?
[06:24:23 PM] * OoAST bleeds anally.
[06:24:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Or do you tape it and put it onto gay porno websites?
[06:25:15 PM] ReaperGal: Well, it's up to OoS if he wants to tape it.
[06:25:15 PM] OoAST: Depends. What are some good gay porno websites, Soda?
[06:25:30 PM] ReaperGal: You would ask that, OoS.
[06:25:42 PM] OoAST: I expect him to know.
[06:25:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: (Link: http://www.biggayhomosexualgymteachersw ... tsfilm.com)www.biggayhomosexualgymteacherswholovetohavesexwithunderageboyswhilecatholicpriestsfilm.com
[06:26:15 PM] Sarcasm: err.. I was kind of afkb >_>
[06:26:19 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anyways, as you were saying?
[06:26:38 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Sarcasm. Start a parade.
[06:26:47 PM] ReaperGal: Dedicated to "Our Dear Leader."
[06:27:06 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: But where will we get all the pictures of Hit...Reaper?
[06:27:51 PM] ReaperGal: Excuse me, this is my Kim Jong-il phase.
[06:27:56 PM] ReaperGal: I'm not at hitler.
[06:28:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I hope not.
[06:28:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He only had one testicle.
[06:28:40 PM] ReaperGal: Well, then I'll have to get a fake one.
[06:28:57 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Tape it onto your forehead and disguise it as a mole.
[06:29:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And kill all subordinates who stare at it.
[06:29:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: KILL THEM ALL.
[06:29:26 PM] ReaperGal: Of course.
[06:29:29 PM] Sarcasm: ...Is this a bad time to tell you I live in israel? >_>
[06:29:46 PM] *** OoAST is now known as OoS.
[06:29:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Not unless you're part of the IAF.
[06:30:01 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: In that case, I'll have to make some more SAM sites.
[06:30:39 PM] ReaperGal: No. I'm gonna choose a new group of people to punish for no good reason.
[06:30:45 PM] ReaperGal: (OoS)
[06:30:59 PM] Sarcasm: Yay
[06:31:04 PM] inari-chan: mmmm.
[06:31:09 PM] inari-chan: i love hot soup when it's cold.
[06:31:13 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: ....
[06:31:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That's like saying "I love fast cars....
[06:31:27 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That don't run."
[06:31:38 PM] inari-chan: when it's cold outside, love.
[06:31:41 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, by the way, I'm instituting a "bowl tax"
[06:31:57 PM] inari-chan: I'm drinking from a cup, though.
[06:31:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Can we still make pots?
[06:31:59 PM] ReaperGal: Since Inari is my concubine and helper, she doesn't have to pay it.
[06:32:07 PM] inari-chan: yay. <3
[06:32:26 PM] ReaperGal: The rest of you will now have to eat soup from your shoes.
[06:32:36 PM] OoS: I don't like soup.
[06:32:46 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Can I have his soup?
[06:32:47 PM] ReaperGal: Too bad.
[06:32:50 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[06:32:54 PM] ReaperGal: See, OoS?
[06:32:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Good.
[06:33:00 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane makes the soup EXTRA hot.
[06:33:04 PM] ReaperGal: You could have had soup. But no.
[06:33:15 PM] ReaperGal: You questioned Dear Leader's decisions.
[06:33:16 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane pours it all over Burning's crotch area.
[06:33:31 PM] ReaperGal: And that's what you get.
[06:33:32 PM] OoS: I would start a rebellion against you, except I'm afraid I would be the only one in it.
[06:33:36 PM] * Sarcasm rolls 3D6
[06:33:43 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: 16.
[06:34:10 PM] Sarcasm: Okay... You have defeated the crotch, Gain 15 EXP
[06:34:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Or, 4, 6, 6.
[06:34:13 PM] *** Mode change "-v OoS" for channel #theway by ReaperGal.
[06:34:30 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane adds gas to burning's crotch area.
[06:34:35 PM] ReaperGal: I'm subjegating you/
[06:34:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane lights.
[06:34:36 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:34:39 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: See, firecrotch.
[06:34:44 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane laughs at the Irish.
[06:35:10 PM] ReaperGal: Let's have minority fights!
[06:35:11 PM] * OoS takes a picture of Reaper.
[06:35:15 PM] * OoS BURNS IT.
[06:35:29 PM] ReaperGal: Okay.
[06:35:39 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Sodajerk.
[06:35:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Yes?
[06:35:51 PM] ReaperGal: You're the army.
[06:35:57 PM] ReaperGal: Go quash the OoS rebels.
[06:35:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Ah, good.
[06:36:00 PM] GaMa: who am i....
[06:36:11 PM] GaMa: i'm one of the oldest members of theway community
[06:36:14 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane fires up his F-4 and heads for OoS and drops nape.
[06:36:17 PM] * OoS names a pig "ReaperGal".
[06:36:22 PM] ReaperGal: You're the Cheesemakers union.
[06:36:35 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane watches as the pig catches fire, along with OoS.
[06:36:35 PM] * ReaperGal makes that illegal.
[06:36:48 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Pigs?
[06:36:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: How will you keep the rednecks in line, then?
[06:37:06 PM] GaMa: ...
[06:37:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: There's only so many family members for them to have.
[06:37:10 PM] Sarcasm: Boars
[06:37:15 PM] ReaperGal: No, just naming pigs after me.,
[06:37:17 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:37:18 PM] GaMa: you asked who i was reapergal =P
[06:37:24 PM] OoS: Ow.
[06:37:29 PM] OoS: Fire is hot.
[06:37:35 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No shit.
[06:37:37 PM] GaMa: HEY, i'm hot =P
[06:37:44 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bullshit.
[06:37:58 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane heads back for more nape and a refuel.
[06:38:13 PM] ReaperGal: But you responded like half an our later.
[06:38:18 PM] ReaperGal: *hour
[06:38:22 PM] ReaperGal: So I forgot.
[06:38:33 PM] * Sarcasm hands Sodajerk his Flameing Dire Rat +3
[06:38:35 PM] ReaperGal: And then you asked who you were, and I told you.
[06:38:37 PM] GaMa: ah
[06:38:42 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Aha!
[06:38:52 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane attaches that to his canisters of nape.
[06:38:58 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: This will work well.
[06:39:02 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, sodajerk.
[06:39:04 PM] GaMa: so yeah, once porter gets back on... i'm going to ask for my ops back XD
[06:39:13 PM] * ReaperGal hands sodajerk biological waste.
[06:39:17 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane launches off the deck and drops nape onto Teenrocker.
[06:39:18 PM] GaMa: oh
[06:39:22 PM] ReaperGal: Dump that in OoS territory.
[06:39:27 PM] GaMa: i was also the first user to join #theway =P
[06:39:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What am I suppos...oh.
[06:39:31 PM] GaMa: and first op
[06:39:49 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane drops canisters of horse shit onto OoS' territory.
[06:39:53 PM] ReaperGal: Why on Teen?
[06:39:58 PM] GaMa: and the #1 ranking idle master of #theway >:D
[06:40:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Because he likes the fire.
[06:40:06 PM] OoS: Aww, fuck.
[06:40:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: He has burning sensations.
[06:40:11 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: All the time.
[06:40:15 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Especially when peeing.
[06:40:21 PM] GaMa: what was it... 9wks?
[06:40:33 PM] GaMa: yeah
[06:40:41 PM] GaMa: 9wks of idle =D
[06:40:50 PM] GaMa: it was contest i didn't even know i joined XD
[06:41:14 PM] OoS: Anybody else want to rebel against Reaper?
[06:41:16 PM] OoS: Anyone?
[06:41:32 PM] ReaperGal: Sodajerk. Go capture OoS.
[06:41:35 PM] OoS: We have free Dr. Pepper, even though we don't have any women.
[06:41:40 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: What, now?
[06:41:40 PM] Sarcasm: Depends, How much EXP Reaper grants?
[06:41:43 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane sighs.
[06:41:51 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane captures the pile of flaming horse shit.
[06:41:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Oh, you meant OoS.
[06:42:03 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane puts Impossible back where he found him.
[06:42:05 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah.
[06:42:18 PM] ReaperGal: SLAM!
[06:42:28 PM] OoS: That was a pretty sweet burn.
[06:42:37 PM] ReaperGal: It was,
[06:42:43 PM] ReaperGal: .
[06:42:50 PM] Sarcasm: True art.
[06:42:51 PM] GaMa: 
[06:43:00 PM] OoS: Especially since I thought it was going to be directed toward me, and it wasn't.
[06:43:20 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane captures the peasant hiding under the rock.
[06:44:03 PM] *** Strayed has joined #theway.
[06:44:24 PM] OoS: I'm assuming that's me.
[06:44:30 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Of course.
[06:44:35 PM] Strayed: why do I have a feeling that I just stepped into hell...
[06:44:38 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: If I wanted Teen, I'd say village idiot.
[06:44:40 PM] OoS: I'm not a peasant.
[06:44:47 PM] OoS: I'm more like...
[06:44:48 PM] OoS: A hobo.
[06:44:50 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane oppresses OoS.
[06:44:53 PM] OoS: I demand hobo status.
[06:44:54 PM] *** Jeramyu has joined #theway.
[06:44:55 PM] *** Mode change "+o Jeramyu" for channel #theway by ChanServ.
[06:44:55 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You're a peasant now.
[06:44:59 PM] OoS: YES!
[06:45:01 PM] *** future_cow has joined #theway.
[06:45:03 PM] OoS: Jeramyu!
[06:45:09 PM] Jeramyu: wow. looks like a party in here.
[06:45:14 PM] OoS: There's been a coup!
[06:45:14 PM] teenr0cker: yup
[06:45:17 PM] teenr0cker: Hai qow!!
[06:45:21 PM] OoS: Reaper's gone mad with power!
[06:45:22 PM] teenr0cker: OMG! QOW!
[06:45:22 PM] ReaperGal: And the superpower has officially taken over ReaperGaltania.
[06:45:24 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Speaking of flaming piles of horse sh...erm, Hi, Jeramyu.
[06:45:37 PM] ReaperGal: I was oppressing OoS.
[06:45:40 PM] * Jeramyu levitates and glows
[06:45:42 PM] teenr0cker: Totally forgot that qows not a "wanderer"
[06:45:46 PM] future_cow: HAI!
[06:45:49 PM] * Jeramyu pees on Strayed's head
[06:45:50 PM] Strayed: YOU CAN'T LEVITATE OR GLOW
[06:45:56 PM] Strayed: AND YOU CAN'T URINATE.
[06:46:04 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane drops napalm onto Strayed.
[06:46:06 PM] Jeramyu: WHUT EVA WHUT EVA I DO WHAT I WANT!
[06:46:07 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: That I can do.
[06:46:09 PM] Sarcasm: DUM DUM DUM
[06:46:17 PM] ReaperGal: Hey, Jeramyu. I was being a dictator.
[06:46:21 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane heads back for more Vietnam era nape.
[06:46:26 PM] ReaperGal: It was fun.
[06:46:30 PM] OoS: She made me bleed anally.
[06:46:33 PM] Jeramyu: sweet
[06:46:37 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I had to capture OoS.
[06:46:46 PM] teenr0cker: There was opression
[06:46:48 PM] teenr0cker: and disease
[06:46:49 PM] ReaperGal: He was the official Anal Sextoy tester.
[06:46:54 PM] ReaperGal: OoS, I mean.
[06:46:56 PM] teenr0cker: and hunger, and destruction
[06:47:02 PM] Jeramyu: cool
[06:47:03 PM] teenr0cker: and a giant lizard!
[06:47:04 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I was the army and the male concubine and the air force.
[06:47:08 PM] Strayed: damn... that sounds like a cool job...
[06:47:32 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And massive piles of horse shit.
[06:47:32 PM] Sarcasm: ....... I rolled a dice, Kind of....
[06:47:32 PM] ReaperGal: Inari was Female concubine and my helper.
[06:47:34 PM] Sarcasm: Yay for me
[06:47:47 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah. He burnt away Burning's crotch area.
[06:47:53 PM] OoS: I was the entire rebellion.
[06:47:55 PM] Jeramyu: sweet, can I be the official state anal investigator?
[06:48:03 PM] ReaperGal: Sure.
[06:48:09 PM] Jeramyu: awesome.
[06:48:13 PM] Strayed: Can I...... run away?
[06:48:19 PM] ReaperGal: You're like america, and I'm one of the dictators you now support.
[06:48:20 PM] teenr0cker: nope
[06:48:23 PM] teenr0cker: we have your cheetohs
[06:48:33 PM] ReaperGal: You can do whatever you want, Jeramyu.
[06:48:38 PM] Jeramyu: good analogy. Strayed, bend over.
[06:48:45 PM] Jeramyu: heheh
[06:48:46 PM] Strayed: NEVER.
[06:48:47 PM] Jeramyu: analogy
[06:48:48 PM] * Strayed teleports.
[06:48:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Just a normal tuesday for strayed.
[06:49:00 PM] Jeramyu: YOU CAN'T TELEPORT OMGWTFBBQ!@#@$#%
[06:49:05 PM] Strayed: Prove it.
[06:49:06 PM] OoS: Here, Jera. I have an anal sextoy with barbed wire.
[06:49:13 PM] * OoS gives it.
[06:49:22 PM] Jeramyu: excellent. this shall assist in... uh... something
[06:49:23 PM] * ReaperGal has Strayed summarily executed.
[06:49:33 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and OoS.
[06:49:34 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Good god, I hope that you cleaned the blood off of that.
[06:49:34 PM] * Strayed teleports away from his execution.
[06:49:42 PM] * ReaperGal captures OoS
[06:49:44 PM] OoS: I didn't.
[06:49:46 PM] Jeramyu: sweet. I promote myself to state necrophiliac.
[06:49:50 PM] * Sodajerk|Hurricane shoots strayed at point blank range in the head.
[06:49:51 PM] Strayed: Aha... I have obtained Jera's ability to give himself superpowers.
[06:49:52 PM] OoS: It would make a great gag gift.
[06:49:58 PM] ReaperGal: ..
[06:50:02 PM] OoS: Don't you think?
[06:50:07 PM] * Strayed wonders which...
[06:50:10 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I once walked into this feminists meeting.
[06:50:13 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[06:50:17 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Clad in nothing but plaid boxers.
[06:50:22 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: And wearing a dildo on my head.
[06:50:22 PM] Sarcasm: ...
[06:50:25 PM] Jeramyu: ...
[06:50:27 PM] Sarcasm: .........
[06:50:32 PM] Strayed: ...
[06:50:33 PM] ReaperGal: Strayed, do you not understand what a world superpower is?
[06:50:33 PM] Jeramyu: elipses.
[06:50:36 PM] Sarcasm: ....
[06:50:43 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, and
[06:50:46 PM] ReaperGal: ...
[06:50:50 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: You should have see their faces when I turned the dildo on.
[06:50:52 PM] * Strayed teleports to the moon.
[06:50:54 PM] Sarcasm: ....!!! (!)
[06:50:56 PM] inari-chan: Did you get laid, Jones?
[06:50:57 PM] OoS: Hey wait, why am I captured?
[06:51:00 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: No.
[06:51:05 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: They stole the dildo, too.
[06:51:14 PM] Jeramyu: the moon is an international terrorist threat. I promote myself to state nuker, and blow up the moon.
[06:51:21 PM] ReaperGal: Because I have elite survivalist and infiltration skills.
[06:51:21 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Sorry, Teen, I'll have OoS buy you a new one.
[06:51:27 PM] ReaperGal: And I used them to catch you.
[06:51:36 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, how thoughtful
[06:51:55 PM] OoS: Yeah, but, what for?
[06:52:01 PM] Strayed: Damn it... I should've just taken the invincible shield superpower.
[06:52:12 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Well, a man has needs.
[06:52:12 PM] * Jeramyu awards himself a gold Sean Connery statue
[06:52:19 PM] Strayed: Teleporting is horribly overrated.
[06:52:22 PM] ReaperGal: You're the rebellion leader, OoS
[06:52:23 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Anal sex toys are not one of them.
[06:52:26 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Therefore it's a want.
[06:52:28 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: HEDONISTS.
[06:52:40 PM] inari-chan: my jaw is popping. :(
[06:52:47 PM] Sarcasm: ...err..?
[06:52:56 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: I really shouldn't say this...but....
[06:52:57 PM] Strayed: slam your chin into the desk.
[06:53:09 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Stop giving road head on bump highways.
[06:53:16 PM] Sodajerk|Hurricane: Bumpy rather.
[06:53:36 PM] inari-chan: :(
[06:53:40 PM] *** You are now known as Sodajerk|FlightTime.
[06:53:41 PM] Jeramyu: I'm making myself an honorary state sadist and torturing innocents.
[06:53:43 PM] inari-chan: That's mean.
[06:53:52 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Sorry, I take opportunities to tease as they come.
[06:53:56 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: And they come often.
[06:53:59 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: And all over the place.
[06:54:00 PM] Jeramyu: I've always wanted road head.
[06:54:05 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Sometimes in the hair...
[06:54:13 PM] teenr0cker: Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bullocks! Not compared to how people matter...
[06:54:15 PM] Jeramyu: Or in the eye.
[06:54:21 PM] inari-chan: There's something wrong with the bones in my jaw. It gets shifted out of place sometimes and I have to pop it or it hurts.
[06:54:27 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Anyways, I must be off, this is the only flight time I get this month.
[06:55:10 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, Jera, I'm doing an online hunt for Bill...I tried to post a messege in the Google group and he emailed me
[06:55:43 PM] Sarcasm: Heh thats nothing, I hitted my hand against the desk once and one of my bones moved, And I cannot move it back
[06:55:51 PM] Jeramyu: oh come on. don't beg him to come back. you're playing into his hands! HE IS THE ADVERSARY!!
[06:56:00 PM] teenr0cker: I didn
[06:56:03 PM] teenr0cker: t beg
[06:56:05 PM] Jeramyu: YOU ALL LOVE KARL ROVE. YOU CHERISH HIM.
[06:56:11 PM] ReaperGal: Bill wants us to beg him back.
[06:56:30 PM] teenr0cker: I was posting about the ep 6 party and mentioned it'd be a shame if he missed it
[06:56:55 PM] teenr0cker: and then he promised cookies if I could find his permanant contact info...
[06:56:55 PM] ReaperGal: I liked him. But he's way too arrogant.
[06:57:24 PM] OoS: I hope it didn't spell it "permanant", though.
[06:58:13 PM] Jeramyu: well
[06:58:17 PM] Jeramyu: in times like this
[06:58:20 PM] Jeramyu: I can only say
[06:58:21 PM] Jeramyu: (Link: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... looser.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/animelooser.jpg
[06:58:28 PM] Strayed: we don't need Bill, he just increases the daily level of anal bleeding.
[06:58:59 PM] teenr0cker: oh my...god....
[06:59:03 PM] teenr0cker: rofl
[06:59:17 PM] Jeramyu: I love that pic.
[06:59:30 PM] ReaperGal: That picture is so unbelievably sad...
[06:59:52 PM] OoS: Ha ha.
[06:59:57 PM] teenr0cker: thats over the top
[07:00:17 PM] Strayed: It's jera's wallpaper...
[07:00:29 PM] Jeramyu: totally
[07:00:31 PM] ReaperGal: I I'd cry if I had to look at it too much.
[07:00:48 PM] Jeramyu: but when I do it, I at least don't wear faggy pajamas.
[07:00:51 PM] ReaperGal: The guy in the back is kissing his...
[07:00:55 PM] teenr0cker: I would love to see Tokimeki Check in! and a bunch of other "Entertainment games" on his desktop with that wallpaper
[07:00:57 PM] Strayed: crying and laughing are essentially the same.
[07:01:03 PM] ReaperGal: That's so pathetic...
[07:01:32 PM] *** Burning has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[07:01:41 PM] Strayed: I didn't mean computer wallpaper...
[07:01:49 PM] ReaperGal: Is that like... Some japanese cultural trait I don't understand?
[07:01:51 PM] teenr0cker: ....
[07:01:59 PM] teenr0cker: Yeah, its a guy thing
[07:02:10 PM] teenr0cker: see, guys are controlled by their penuses
[07:02:12 PM] ReaperGal: What, making out with body pillows?
[07:02:12 PM] Sarcasm: How's that more pathetic then porn? Peh, I just wait for a real woman.
[07:02:19 PM] Jeramyu: Yeah. A japanese guy thing though.
[07:02:28 PM] teenr0cker: however, when you have a very small penis, you have a very low standard in life
[07:02:32 PM] Strayed: HEY! porn is not pathetic.
[07:02:33 PM] Jeramyu: I really don't know of anyone personally, who is sad enough to do that.
[07:02:36 PM] ReaperGal: If I cought Tynan humping his body pillow, I would shoot him.
[07:02:37 PM] Strayed: it gives a lot of people jobs.
[07:02:52 PM] Jeramyu: Now let us forget this. With...
[07:02:52 PM] Jeramyu: (Link: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... rpheus.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/shane-morpheus.jpg
[07:03:11 PM] ReaperGal: He's hot.
[07:03:36 PM] ReaperGal: I had a crush on him when that movie first came out.
[07:03:49 PM] Jeramyu: I used Morpheus as a metaphor for Fwacho on the beta-testers board "At first, really mysterious and vague, but in the end he's overweight and getting tossed off a truck."
[07:04:22 PM] teenr0cker: Fwacho...goddamn his hypocrasy
[07:04:27 PM] teenr0cker: or whatever...
[07:04:30 PM] teenr0cker: blarg!
[07:05:25 PM] ReaperGal: If an insane person acts in a way to contradict their morals, would that be hypoCRAZY?
[07:05:26 PM] inari-chan: I enjoy porn.
[07:05:29 PM] inari-chan: And I can get laid.
[07:05:31 PM] teenr0cker: He saw The Way grow, prolly even pitched a few ideas to Lun....And then he goes to Estrana and ...I dunno...points conversations in a direction...I'm not sure if its the right one, because I never check Estrana...
[07:05:43 PM] inari-chan: </delayed reaction>
[07:05:45 PM] ReaperGal: But that's because you're a girl, Inari.
[07:05:47 PM] teenr0cker: damn right you can Robyn
[07:05:54 PM] ReaperGal: From what I can tell, it's harder for guys.
[07:06:09 PM] inari-chan: Really? 'cause I'm a pretty damn ugly chick, and it's still not all that hard.
[07:06:10 PM] * teenr0cker *nods*
[07:06:21 PM] ReaperGal: Yeah.
[07:06:22 PM] teenr0cker: lies
[07:06:31 PM] teenr0cker: I've seen t3h pixxors
[07:06:33 PM] OoS: I've been gone since the last thing I said. Have I missed anything?
[07:06:38 PM] ReaperGal: Yes.
[07:06:41 PM] OoS: 'Cause I'm not reading all that shit.
[07:06:48 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:06:51 PM] Strayed: reaper is in love with you OoS
[07:06:54 PM] Strayed: she wants your babies.
[07:06:56 PM] teenr0cker: yeah, we need to get on more....
[07:06:58 PM] Jeramyu: And you can take solace in the fact that millions of annonymous smelly men and jacking off to you at any given moment.
[07:07:03 PM] teenr0cker: bear his children!
[07:07:05 PM] Jeramyu: are, even.
[07:07:06 PM] ReaperGal: I want to see a pixxor of Inari.
[07:07:07 PM] Strayed: and then her and inari got into a mud wrestling contest to decide which of them gets you
[07:07:19 PM] teenr0cker: t3h pixxor are pretty hawt
[07:07:22 PM] OoS: Strayed.
[07:07:24 PM] OoS: You're hilarious.
[07:07:25 PM] teenr0cker: Qow agrees, right?
[07:07:38 PM] Strayed: that hurt OoS... that really hurt.
[07:07:57 PM] future_cow: huh?
[07:07:59 PM] Sarcasm: You know, I just recalled something more pathetic then the pillow people.. There was a D&D book called "Erotic Fantasy" with -rules- on how to do it in game, And rolls and everything
[07:08:04 PM] future_cow: about inari == hawt? yais.
[07:08:07 PM] teenr0cker: just say Yais
[07:08:12 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:08:13 PM] Jeramyu: argh. my bird crapped on my desk, stepped in it, and dragged it all over the place.
[07:08:14 PM] teenr0cker: good
[07:08:21 PM] Strayed: you have a bird?
[07:08:23 PM] Strayed: since when?
[07:08:27 PM] Jeramyu: uh
[07:08:28 PM] Jeramyu: 5th grade
[07:08:32 PM] teenr0cker: hehe
[07:08:36 PM] teenr0cker: I remember
[07:08:38 PM] Strayed: I refuse to share a basement with a bird.
[07:08:43 PM] teenr0cker: I've seen pics
[07:08:47 PM] Jeramyu: he doesn't live in the basement
[07:08:59 PM] inari-chan: reaper: (Link: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ ... /inari.jpg)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/Komadori/Randomness/inari.jpg
[07:09:28 PM] Strayed: DOG... WON'T... STOP... BARKING...
[07:10:11 PM] ReaperGal: Shoot it.
[07:10:36 PM] Strayed: It doesn't die.
[07:10:38 PM] Jeramyu: (Link: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/J ... AG0004.jpg)http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Jeramyu/IMAG0004.jpg
[07:10:41 PM] teenr0cker: Take ole yeller outside paw
[07:10:54 PM] teenr0cker: OLD picture...
[07:10:54 PM] teenr0cker: lame!
[07:10:56 PM] ReaperGal: Hotness ^-^
[07:11:02 PM] teenr0cker: Gah!
[07:11:04 PM] teenr0cker: Bird!
[07:11:13 PM] Strayed: which is sexier... Inari... or the bird.
[07:11:23 PM] ReaperGal: Inari, easy.
[07:11:23 PM] teenr0cker: My mind will forever associate Inari with a yellow bird
[07:11:39 PM] Jeramyu: bird is a male. I'm sure it doesn't matter to you, of course.
[07:11:48 PM] teenr0cker: I dunno...That bird is yellow...and it does have a mirror
[07:11:48 PM] inari-chan: I have a cockatiel.
[07:12:09 PM] Jeramyu: cockatiels are cool. my friend has one that is perpetually angry.
[07:12:10 PM] Strayed: OH GOD...
[07:12:23 PM] Strayed: I had the bird picture open and it covered part of...
[07:12:40 PM] Strayed: nevermind. It was funny to see.
[07:13:23 PM] inari-chan: Mine is perpetually angry. :)
[07:13:45 PM] ReaperGal: Cockatiels are angry birds.
[07:13:58 PM] Jeramyu: ah. actually, if you play it music, it will fly around insanely and screech.
[07:14:04 PM] OoS: Reaper probably pissed them all off.
[07:14:06 PM] Jeramyu: which is amusing.
[07:14:25 PM] Strayed: I wish I could screech...
[07:14:54 PM] ReaperGal: I did.
[07:14:54 PM] teenr0cker: I screech in objection to this grade on my Term Paper!
[07:15:00 PM] teenr0cker: *screech!!!*
[07:15:03 PM] teenr0cker: *screech!!!*
[07:15:20 PM] teenr0cker: You'd think my grade would go up then, right?
[07:15:27 PM] ReaperGal: Before the world began, I created the first cockatiel and then pissed it off. And now, all cockatiels are genetically angry.
[07:15:29 PM] teenr0cker: No, I got a brick thrown at me
[07:15:52 PM] teenr0cker: Ah, the old Transitive property of pissed-off-ness
[07:16:07 PM] OoS: That's exactly what I was thinking.
[07:16:17 PM] OoS: I think one religion actually states that somewhere.
[07:16:22 PM] OoS: I don't remember which.
[07:16:40 PM] ReaperGal: ReaperGalism.
[07:16:54 PM] Jeramyu: The church of trendyology?
[07:16:54 PM] OoS: Right, right.
[07:16:54 PM] ReaperGal: It was the official religion of ReaperGaltonia.
[07:17:09 PM] Jeramyu: which by the way, Strayed, you're excommunitcated for sucking too much.
[07:17:10 PM] Strayed: pfff... that's a stupid name.
[07:17:29 PM] Strayed: I don't think I was ever communicated.
[07:17:37 PM] Jeramyu: Oh.
[07:17:44 PM] Jeramyu: Well you're now in.
[07:17:54 PM] Strayed: No, I'm not.
[07:17:57 PM] Jeramyu: Yes you are.
[07:17:57 PM] teenr0cker: Huzzah!
[07:17:58 PM] Jeramyu: Well
[07:17:59 PM] Jeramyu: No
[07:18:03 PM] teenr0cker: You were
[07:18:03 PM] Jeramyu: you're excommunitcated
[07:18:10 PM] Jeramyu: so yeah, I guess you aren't.
[07:18:56 PM] Strayed: Eh, ain't much of a loss.
[07:19:14 PM] Jeramyu: Oh, we also claim half of your body too.
[07:19:20 PM] * Jeramyu cuts Strayed in half
[07:19:32 PM] Strayed: eh, not much of a loss.
[07:19:39 PM] ReaperGal: Oh, slam.
[07:19:54 PM] ReaperGal: By.. yourself...
[07:19:54 PM] * Jeramyu takes away Strayed's hello kitty vibrator.
[07:20:08 PM] Strayed: ... OH THAT'S IT!
[07:20:11 PM] Strayed: I DECLARE WAR!
[07:20:18 PM] Jeramyu: RWAR
[07:20:24 PM] inari-chan: Can I have it?
[07:20:29 PM] Jeramyu: sure.
[07:20:31 PM] Strayed: CITIZENS OF STRAYDERLAND! RISE! WE SHALL TEAR DOWN THE CHURCH OF TRENDYOLOGY!
[07:21:00 PM] Jeramyu: harhar. Strayderland. That's one chapter of our community's history I prefer to forget.
[07:21:28 PM] Strayed: Then you shouldn't have gone so far!
[07:21:50 PM] Jeramyu: I know. I cut myself at night in atonement for it.
[07:22:30 PM] Strayed: Your extremist cult shall suffer doom at the hands of Zalbak XI.
[07:22:31 PM] Jeramyu: man. I love YTMND. "Teeellll meeee.... why'd you have ta go and make things so KHHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!-plicated?..."
[07:23:24 PM] teenr0cker: lol
[07:23:31 PM] teenr0cker: Which one is that?
[07:23:35 PM] teenr0cker: linx plz!
[07:23:48 PM] Strayed: stupid dog...
[07:23:56 PM] Jeramyu: one of the 9000 Khan ones. I have the sound file downloaded, so I'm not sure which page exactly.
[07:23:59 PM] *** Strayed is now known as Strayed_Bloody_Slaughter.
[07:24:26 PM] teenr0cker: so.......the same name, basically?
[07:24:35 PM] OoS: I think all the Star Trek "KHAAAAAN" ones should go to war against all the Darth Vader "NOOOOOO" ones.
[07:25:41 PM] teenr0cker: yeah
[07:26:00 PM] * iamtheverb alphabetizes
[07:26:08 PM] teenr0cker: Death star vs whatever the crap its called oh its Enterprise
[07:26:15 PM] teenr0cker: HE LIVES!!!
[07:26:21 PM] Jeramyu: sweet
[07:26:38 PM] Jeramyu: I've always wanted to see someone alphabetize.
[07:26:39 PM] * teenr0cker takes J from iamtheverb
[07:26:46 PM] teenr0cker: what choo gonna do now boy?
[07:27:12 PM] *** Strayed_Bloody_Slaughter is now known as Strayed.
[07:28:06 PM] iamtheverb: I think there may be a small animal trapped in my dvd burner
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: sweet
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: did it catch fire yet?
[07:28:54 PM] teenr0cker: Oh, that's L....He had to be disposed of
[07:28:54 PM] iamtheverb: no, but that little light is sure blinking a lot.
[07:28:54 PM] Strayed: it'll start to smoke soon.
[07:29:07 PM] Strayed: but after it starts to smoke, dont open it.
[07:29:18 PM] Strayed: The thing will just explode, you'll get innards all over the place.
[07:29:29 PM] teenr0cker: gotta wait 40 minutes
[07:29:34 PM] teenr0cker: then take it out
[07:29:39 PM] Strayed: I'd give it an hour to be safe.
[07:29:43 PM] teenr0cker: and you have a perfect turkey dinner
[07:29:51 PM] teenr0cker: sure....if you like DRY turkey
[07:29:58 PM] iamtheverb: dang it
[07:29:59 PM] Strayed: But it's a chipmunk...
[07:30:14 PM] teenr0cker: oh, then an hour should do it
[07:31:03 PM] Strayed: my freakin shoes are still soaked...
[07:31:34 PM] iamtheverb: in what?
[07:31:38 PM] ReaperGal: Tynan'
[07:31:39 PM] Strayed: and thus they do not fit... so I have to go out in my socks... and then they get wet... then I need new socks.
[07:31:53 PM] ReaperGal: s getting home in a while, and I'm gonna meet him in his apartment.
[07:31:59 PM] ReaperGal: Goodnight everyone.
[07:32:15 PM] iamtheverb: g'night
[07:32:19 PM] *** ReaperGal is now known as ReaperGalWITHTYNAN.
[07:32:30 PM] *** ReaperGalWITHTYNAN has signed off IRC (Quit: Hmm. Tastes like green...).
[07:34:35 PM] Strayed: I guess that means sex.
[07:35:37 PM] Strayed: and I think my left nipple is chapped.
[07:35:59 PM] OoS: Great to know, Strayed.
[07:36:19 PM] OoS: Who's Tynan?
[07:37:22 PM] teenr0cker: The guy so manly, he turned reaper straight
[07:37:30 PM] teenr0cker: my guess...
[07:37:30 PM] OoS: Amazing.
[07:37:44 PM] teenr0cker: Darn shame...but yes, amazing
[07:37:55 PM] *** OoS is now known as Occurrence_of_FuckOff.
[07:38:04 PM] Occurrence_of_FuckOff: ...That looks wrong.
[07:38:13 PM] *** Occurrence_of_FuckOff is now known as OoS_Gone.
[07:38:20 PM] teenr0cker: masturbation? At this hour?
[07:38:23 PM] teenr0cker: oh...
[07:38:23 PM] OoS_Gone: Better, but not as hostile.
[07:38:46 PM] OoS_Gone: Oh well.
[07:39:12 PM] Jeramyu: bwahaha
[07:39:13 PM] Jeramyu: (Link: http://wheelofytmnd.ytmnd.com/)http://wheelofytmnd.ytmnd.com/
[07:39:52 PM] Jeramyu: ahahaha
[07:40:01 PM] Jeramyu: it's been too long since I've checked out this site
[07:40:25 PM] Strayed: I really should go out an buy AOE III
[07:42:25 PM] Sarcasm: Heh, NWN and The Way are the only games one ever needs.
[07:43:20 PM] Strayed: I've done far too much rm2k-diving into The Way recently...
[07:43:53 PM] Strayed: and I've never played NWN
[07:44:03 PM] Sarcasm: *Gasp*
[07:44:27 PM] Jeramyu: and what about community game v388293463 or whatever?
[07:44:40 PM] Sarcasm: You can cleanse yourself by playing NWN 2 (Will be out in 6 months)
[07:44:43 PM] Strayed: Yeah, Lun blew my mind with E6... had to stop.
[07:46:19 PM] teenr0cker: NWN?
[07:46:25 PM] Strayed: Neverwinter Nights
[07:46:27 PM] Sarcasm: Don't get me wrong, The offical campaign sucks, Hard, But NWN rocks thanks to the modders.
[07:46:29 PM] * iamtheverb reboots
[07:46:30 PM] *** iamtheverb has signed off IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.68a [Firefox 1.0.7/20050915]).
[07:46:53 PM] Sarcasm: I am playing on servers for 3 years now
[07:47:36 PM] Jeramyu: I'll just wait for Oblivion.
[07:47:56 PM] Strayed: I've been waiting to try out Dark and Light.
[07:48:19 PM] Sarcasm: NWN never gets boring given the fact the people keep changeing it ,Createing new classes, Monsters, Items, and so on
[07:48:35 PM] Sarcasm: that**
[07:50:12 PM] Jeramyu: I've been meaning to get my hands on NWN, but people keep swapping it around, so I've never got ahold of it yet. Not that I have any HD space at all...
[07:50:49 PM] Jeramyu: I'll just have to stick to an outdated 7 year old game known as Tribes.
[07:51:07 PM] Sarcasm: Well NWN 2 is out soon enough
[07:52:51 PM] Sarcasm: And knowing what kind of people play NWN, It will have some awesome communtiy created content. Heck, Look what they made for the first one (Link: http://nwvault.ign.com/cep/)http://nwvault.ign.com/cep/
[07:53:02 PM] Jeramyu: Meh. Maybe I'll splurge. I'm shoveling some rich douche's house this winter, so I'll get cashmonies.
[07:54:03 PM] Jeramyu: That wasn't implying theft, btw.
[07:54:05 PM] Jeramyu: =P
[07:56:16 PM] Sarcasm: Heh, Knowing myself I'll likely just play NWN 2 for 3-6 years untill NWN 3 is out, And so on, Untill I die
[07:57:16 PM] Strayed: so... sex?
[07:59:44 PM] Sarcasm: ... (!)
[08:00:00 PM] Strayed: forgot about that... didnt you?
[08:00:18 PM] Sarcasm: ....What dice do I roll to do that?
[08:00:49 PM] Strayed: Okay, that's too easy...
[08:01:12 PM] Sarcasm: A D20, Right?
[08:01:45 PM] Strayed: yeah, sure.
[08:03:41 PM] Sarcasm: Do I need to make a Use Magic Device check first?
[08:04:05 PM] Jeramyu: YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
[08:04:47 PM] *** Ghoti has joined #theway.
[08:05:03 PM] Sarcasm: *Gasp* Ho noes!
[08:05:51 PM] Sodajerk|FlightTime: Night landings are always fun.
[08:05:55 PM] *** You are now known as Sodajerk.
[08:06:38 PM] *** future_cow has signed off IRC (Quit: BAIBAIBAI!).
[08:08:50 PM] teenr0cker: farewell qow
[08:08:50 PM] *** Jeramyu has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
[08:08:53 PM] teenr0cker: heh
[08:09:08 PM] *** teenr0cker has signed off IRC (Quit: Everybody else is doing it).
[08:09:24 PM] Sarcasm: ...
[08:09:36 PM] Strayed: mmm... yeah.
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:23 pm

whats the point of all that?
Blood is driping from the veins
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:44 pm

Are we going to quote everything that is said in mIRC from now on?
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:20 am

Oh please, you don't really expect us to read all of that.

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Are we going to quote everything that is said in mIRC from now on?

It must be an attempt to wrestle back the power from you. You started it with this:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:I'm so dominating the quote thread right now.
Black-Cat wrote:Only the ones with egos made of steel can withstand the scourge of emotional deterioration often referred to as "having no life".
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Postby Jonesy » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:10 pm

Forerunner wrote:Oh please, you don't really expect us to read all of that.

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Are we going to quote everything that is said in mIRC from now on?

It must be an attempt to wrestle back the power from you. You started it with this:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:I'm so dominating the quote thread right now.


I'm lazy.
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